COREL CENTRE
SEGMENT 1: INTRODUCTION:
A video package airs, highlighting the conclusion of last
week’s episode, with The Machine traveling to the
Troy: And
folks, what’s even more bizarre about that is that Calysto has yet to file
charges against the Machine. What we can
confirm, however, is that both men have arrived in the building here tonight,
but are being separated by massive levels of security.
SEGMENT 2:
RINGSIDE:
Troy is then cut
off as “F*ckin in the Bushes” explodes onto the
speakers and the fans cheer raucously at the arrival of The Iceman Jason
Calysto, who makes his way to the ring with a stone cold look of hatred on his
face. Calysto doesn’t even crack a smile
as he walks down to the ring, flanked by security. Calysto grabs a microphone and enters the
ring, beginning to speak.
Calysto:
You know, last week, I was out at a bar with a few friends watching
Frequency, and what I saw shocked the hell out of me. As you all know by now, last week, Machine decided
to fly to the
Moments later, Fear Factory’s
“H-K” blasts onto the speakers and The Machine makes his way to the ring,
flanked by herds of security. The teams
of security surround the ring as Machine grabs a microphone and steps inside,
face to face with Jason Calysto.
Calysto: Machine, you’re probably
wondering right now why I of all people bailed you out of jail Wednesday morning.
Machine: You’re damn right I am. I did that to send a message to you. You bailing me out yourself didn’t even occur
to me.
Calysto: Weren’t you the least bit
concerned about the law?
Machine: Calysto, you never had any
intentions of pressing charges against me.
That’s not how you operate. You would
never send me to prison. You fear
me. And if you did try to prosecute me,
when I got out, I’d make your life a living hell.
Calysto: So you’re so sure I wouldn’t press
charges huh? Well Machine, I want you to
take a look at this. (pulls
out sheet of paper) This is the police report that I filled out regarding the
incident, complete with my intent to press charges against you. This is a felony, Machine. And we have video proof. If I press charges, you’ll go away for a
long, long time.
Machine: You do that Calysto and I swear…
Calysto: You swear what? That you’ll be the one doing the raping
instead of getting raped in prison? Cuz that’s the
only place that you’re going.
Machine: You son of a bitch!
Machine now lunges at
Calysto, but security rushes in to stop him. While Machine is being restrained, Calysto
smiles and begins speaking again.
Calysto:
You know what Machine? You’re
gonna do something for me, and then I’ll drop all charges. That’s what’s gonna
happen. Machine, I bailed you out
because I want something from you and you now have no leverage. Here’s what we’re gonna do. At Everlasting Epic on August 21, you and I
are gonna get it on in a
The crowd cheers rampantly
before Machine grabs a microphone.
Machine:
You want it? You’ve got it
bitch! I’ve ended your career before;
this time, I’m gonna end your goddamn life!
Security continues to separate the two amongst a rabidly cheering crowd as
we take a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #1 --
SEGMENT 3: BACKSTAGE:
A camera is set backstage and is following The Machine
down a hallway until he runs into Bryan Conroy.
Machine:
Conroy: Well, well,
well. The Machine needs something from me? I never thought I'd see the day.
Shoot.
Machine: Is what
happened out there really true? I mean, can Calysto really make all those terms
and stipulations in our match like that?
Conroy: Well, no he
couldn't....
Machine: I knew it!
Conroy: ....until
you accepted all of them.
Machine: What?!
Conroy: None of
those words would have held any weight until you accepted the terms Machine.
Sure, you could have gone to jail easily and you definitely deserve to, but
anything about Jason Calysto returning to action against you wasn't official
until you said yes. And Machine, you said yes.
Calysto :(Walking over) That's right Machine, you said yes. Enjoy
these last few weeks of the PWA while you can, because soon you'll be the one
confined to a retirement home, but not one like mine. After Everlasting Epic,
the retirement home you'll be in will be one that will feature you eating
pudding, sipping only through straws and pissing in a bedpan. But until then,
enjoy yourself. I'll catch you later.
Calysto walks away smirking and The Machine starts after
him, only to be pulled back by Conroy.
Conroy: Don't even
try it. You just head the other way into your dressing room. You've got enough
problems on your plate for the moment.
The Machine walks away and Chad Hasty barges right up to
his half-brother.
Hasty:
Conroy: Oh
Hasty: You have, but
I'm serious. Solomon jumped me from behind last week and tried to kill me by
dangling me over that railing. Nobody punks me out like that
Conroy: But what if
he.....nevermind. Fine
Hasty: Thanks bro,
I'm gonna kick his ass!
Conroy: (As he walks
away) And now to get the EMTs.
SEGMENT 4: MATCH
1: SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN VS. THE
OMEGA STEVE BEOVICH:
Referee:
Jason Church
The action is set to kick off once Saliva's "Superstar
II" blasts through the speakers and Justin Schenck leads Superstar Scott
Hosemann down to the ring. The tanned Floridian steps through the ropes and
poses on the turnbuckles as White Sombie's "More
Human Than Human" takes over. Steve Beovich walks
out to a big ovation from the crowd and watses no
time in sprinting to the ring with reckless abandon!
Hosemann meets him with a stomp to the back, but Beovich
easily tackles him down to the canvas. The Omega lets loose with fiery fists
until Schenck reaches under the bottom rope and pulls him off. Justin turns to
act innocent, but Beovich will have none of it as he grabs Schenck by the tie
and pulls him up to the ring apron before socking him in the jaw and knocking
him off!!
Beovich yells down to Schenck on the floor, but turns
right into a crushing spinebuster from Hosemann! the
Superstar covers for one...two...and the stunned Beovich kicks out! Hosemann
grabs Beovich by the hair and lifts him up before smacking him hard in the
chest with a reverse knife-edge chop. Beovich holds his chest before Hosemann
shoots him across the ring. Beovich bounces off the ropes and ducks under a
clothesline, but cant sidestep the big powerslam
Hosemann hits him with! He covers for one...two...and Beovich escapes again!
Hosemann stalks Beovich from behind and spins him around
to kick him in the gut, but Beovich swats his boot away and spikes him with a
huge double leg takedown! The crowd roars as Beovich hops up to the top rope,
but before he can complete Extreme Precision, he's shoved off his perch and
into the security wall!
Jason Church catches this and quickly calls for the bell,
which sounds loudly to proclaim Hosemann's
disqualification. As Hosemann recovers, Schenck stomps away on Beovich as he
waves down the rest of his troops. Reaper and Briggs arrive quickly and the
bell rings continuously as they roll him into the ring and proceed to violently
pound The Omega.
They continue to do a number on Beovich until "Come With Me" by P. Diddy and
Jimmy Page bursts through the speakers. With the crowd roaring, Jon Dulberg blows down the ramp with a steel chair in hand and
fire in his eyes! He enters the ring and swings the chair wildly,
making all four men clear the ring!
"Come With Me"
continues to play as Dulberg stares down the Schenck
contingent, who seethe with anger as they back up the ramp.
WINNER VIA
DISQUALIFICATION AT
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #2--
SEGMENT 5: MATCH 2: SOLOMON VS.
Referee:
Billy Vargas
Back at ringside, “Another One Bites the Dust” is blaring
over the speakers and Chad Hasty is in the ring, ready for a war. However, he really has no idea the magnitude
of the war he is in for. Moments later, Darkseed’s “Hear Me”
blasts onto the speakers and Walter Gindin leads the mammoth Alaskan Solomon to
the ring to a deafening chorus of boos. Solomon stalks his way to the ring, stepping
inside, and as soon as he does, Hasty immediately begins peppering him with
rights and lefts, prompting the bell to ring.
Hasty pounds away on Solomon, but the gargantuan simply laughs at him. Hasty hits a dropkick, but Solomon doesn’t budge. Hasty then goes for a Hastyplex,
but Solomon instead clubs Hasty’s back with
tremendous force, doubling him over.
Solomon then lifts Hasty up, and floors him with a huge spinebuster. Hasty is barely moving as Solomon lifts him
off the ground and nails him with a huge Deep Freeze, sending Hasty flying
head-first into the ringpost, knocking him completely
unconscious, splitting him wide open! Hasty falls back into the ring and Solomon,
smiling widely, effortlessly plants a boot on Hasty’s
chest… one, two, three.
The fans boo and “Hear Me” hits the speakers, but Gindin instructs Solomon
to continue the assault on Hasty.
However, as Solomon goes to lift him, Kerry Cox comes through the crowd
with a baseball bat! Cox enters the ring
and begins pounding away on Solomon to a huge ovation from the
Conroy:
That’s right you sick son of a bitch, Kerry Cox is back! And I have some news for you. Yes, you are in the main event of Everlasting
Epic, against Scythe and GI Jew in a triple threat match for the PWA
Championship. But nobody said you couldn’t
work twice. So, also at Everlasting
Epic, before your big title match, it’s gonna be
Solomon vs. Bryan Conroy… and Kerry Cox… in a gauntlet match! It’s gonna be you
and Kerry, followed immediately after by you against me, and you must beat us
both to win! Then, and only then, can
you advance to the main event. Because
Solomon, if you don’t wrestle those matches full out, you will forfeit your
title shot! That is all.
Conroy then drops the mic and Cox’s “War Machine”
theme hits as Gindin and Solomon continue to flip out.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 0:53: SOLOMON
SEGMENT 6: BACKSTAGE:
The shot cuts back to a television set, where Solomon's image
appears after his complete victory over Chad Hasty. The camera then pans back,
revealing Scythe sitting in a chair watching the broadcast with a very
impressed look on his face. The look changes once GI Jew walks into the
room and stands beside the champion.
Jew: He's pretty
tough against
Scythe: Sure is.
Jew: I beat that kid
in less time, but I can guarantee you Solomon won't be as tough against us at
Everlasting Epic.
Scythe: I hear you
on that. We're no
Jew: It was a nice
little performance and this guy has been pretty damn good, but he sure as hell
won't stand in the way of me taking my belt back at Everlasting Epic.
Scythe: I'm sorry, did you just say "your" belt?
Jew: Uh...yeah. Yeah
I did. I never lost it you know.
Scythe: Oh I know,
but this still isn't your belt. When Solomon took you out, you lost your spot.
It was me that stepped up to the plate, took the ball, and ran with it. And now
that I've got it, no one in the PWA can touch me. That includes Solomon and
that damn sure includes you.
Jew: Scythe, you
have that belt, but did you beat the champion for it? No. Sure, you got through
29 guys in the Symphony of Destruction and I applaud that, but whether I was
hurt or not, you did not beat me for that title. Therefore, you are simply
keeping my belt warm until August 21st.
Scythe: Well, its real simple Josh. You see this nameplate at the bottom?
It says "Scythe". That means that I am the best wrestler in the
world, not you. You claim you're the real World Champion? Prove it in Philly.
Jew: (Backing away)
Oh I will. I definitely will Scythe.
Jew exits the room, leaving a tense Scythe behind as we
head to a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #3 --
SEGMENT 7: RINGSIDE:
Jonathan Brett steps out from behind the curtain, mic in hand, and walks with purpose towards the ring.
Brett climbs into the ring, and looks unfazed by the bombardment of boos,
of which he has given the fans no reason to tire. Brett waits for the
crowd to collectively take a breath, and he begins to speak.
Brett: Let me ask you people a
question. Who remembers how long ago it was that I first stepped into a
ring?
The fans respond with more protest to Brett's very presence.
Brett: No guesses? Well you know what, it
was a really goddamn long time ago. And the fact of the matter is, I've paid my dues long enough. It's about time that
people around here start showing me respect, before I teach it to them.
It's time for me to finally tear through this company, the way everyone has
known I can. And if anyone has any objections, then come out now and--
"Lose Yourself" by Eminem
hits and Rudy Montenora dashes to the ring. The crowd goes wild, and a
grin spreads across Brett's face as he meets Montenora in the middle, and
commences with a furious exchange of blows. The two brawl at length,
until a horde of officials arrives at the ring to pull them apart, as we cut to
commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #4 --
SEGMENT 8: MATCH 3:
HANDICAPPED MATCH: ANTHONY FAILLA
VS. INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION MIKE GRIECO & DEE LICIOUS:
Referee:
Matt Hansen
50 Cent's "Da Repercussions"
hits and boos instantly pour from the rafters as Dee Licious leads Mike Grieco
to the ring.
The International Champion hands his belt to Matt Hansen
as G-Unit's "G'd Up" begins. After a loud
burst of fireworks, Anthony Failla emerges to even louder cheers from the
crowd. Grieco has words with the official and grabs his belt back before
exiting the ring.
Hansen finally calls for the bell and the match begins
officially, but Failla is already down on the canvas. Grieco stomps away on
Failla, who can do nothing to protect himself from the champion's boots. Hansen
asks Grieco to back off, but as he does so,
Grieco backs
Ferrara: This move
is sure to end the match, and take Failla out of Everlasting Epic.
Grieco backs
Grieco is flat on the mat and Failla turns his attention
to Dee, who is frozen with fright. He approaches her and she tries to hit him
out of desperation, but Failla swats the blow away and olds her in a high
military press before dropping her down right on her chest! The crowd cheers,
but Failla ignores it, instead quickly standing above
Ferrara: After beating up a girl, what a tough guy!
WINNERS VIA PINFALL
AT
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #5 --