EPISODE # 2.17
TELEFÓNICA ARENA
MADRID, SPAIN
TUESDAY, AUGUST 16, 2011
A video package airs, recapping last
week’s contract signing between PWA World Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto
and number one contender Vulture that made their Everlasting Epic VII championship
showdown official. We also see a recap of Anthony Failla’s handicap match
against SIN members Greg Tantalus and Markus Krieg, which resulted in Failla
getting his ankle snapped in a chair by Tantalus, and his status for the
Everlasting Epic Gauntlet Match against SIN being put in serious jeopardy.
As the video concludes, “Live Again” by Ours hits and the opening credits roll.
From there, we are taken inside Telefónica Arena in Madrid, Spain, where a
stunning pyrotechnic display ensues and we focus on our commentators, Victor
Troy and Randall Buckingham.
Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA:
The Rebirth! I’m Victor Troy, along here with Randall Buckingham, and we are
just 25 days away from Everlasting Epic!
Buckingham: We sure are, and at this point, we have five HUGE matches announced
for the show, and I’m sure more are on the way!
Troy: Indeed they are, but before that, let’s get serious for a moment. As you
just saw, last week, Greg Tantalus and Markus Krieg did a serious number on
Anthony Failla, pulling off what has become known in the locker room as the
“SIN Special.” Tantalus trapped Failla’s ankle in a steel chair and stomped on
it, putting Failla out of action for at least the short-term.
Buckingham: What we don’t know, however, is if the injury will extend all the
way through Everlasting Epic, where Failla is set to team with Dan Crowley,
Showtime Damon Savage, Hollywood Mike Griffin, and Chase Stone in a
five-on-five Gauntlet Match against SIN members Greg Tantalus, the PWA International
Champion John Wolfe, Markus Krieg, James Biamonte, and Chris Duval.
Troy: We are told, however, that we will hear from our creative director Justin
Schenck later this evening, and the word is he has a major update on Failla’s
condition and how it affects his EE7 status.
Buckingham: That’s an impressive team, Troy, but if Failla isn’t able to make
it to EE, then they’re going to need to choose a replacement VERY carefully.
There aren’t too many guys out there who can replace someone like Anthony Failla,
and pretty much all of the contracted wrestlers that fit that bill are already
booked for Everlasting Epic.
Troy: Certainly someone like Solomon, who now finds himself putting his very
career on the line at Everlasting Epic against Evan Black in a Falls Count
Anywhere match.
Buckingham: I’m not sure willingly putting your career on the line is the
wisest move in the book, but I really don’t like Black’s chances when there are
no rules and falls count anywhere.
Troy: He certainly has an uphill battle to climb, but we do have some news to
report on that front. Solomon’s suspension has been lifted, and he will be in
action later tonight against Jon Dulberg. Additionally, we’ve been told that
Evan Black is in the building tonight, though he won’t be cleared to return to
in-ring competition for another week, following the brutal powerbomb off the
stage from Solomon at a live event two weeks ago. But based on the constant
sneak attacks and the inability of the two men to coexist, Justin Schenck has
ordered that Solomon and Black refrain from all physical contact until the bell
rings at Everlasting Epic. And should they break this rule, their EE match will
be cancelled and neither man will be booked to compete in London.
Buckingham: It’s going to be interesting, because these two want to tear each
other apart, but if they can’t wait 25 days to do it, they will lose the
opportunity to do it altogether, and will miss out on the biggest payday of the
year.
Troy: In a match signed earlier this evening, we’re going to see the PWA World
Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto get a tune-up for his EE7 showdown with
Vulture, when he battles SIN member and the PWA International Champion John
Wolfe in a non-title bout.
Buckingham: Also, Dexter P. Wellington will finally get his hands on Saif al
Abbad, as they go one-on-one for the first time on PWA television.
Troy: I might say it’s the other way around, but while we’re talking about the
cruiserweight division, let’s also talk about Paul Epton vs. Fenix Clarke.
Buckingham: If Epton wins, Clarke and Emily Walker must leave Epton alone
forever, but if Clarke wins, Epton must hire his ex-girlfriend Emily as his new
manager. A lot at stake!
Troy: Plus, we’ll see Kemi Okoro and Keiko Ishida square off for the third time,
after splitting their first two meetings. It’s the rubber match, tonight!
Buckingham: And Paul Dawkins and Renegade will square off with Synergy!
Troy: Indeed they will, but before we get to any of that, let’s get down to
ringside for tonight’s opening contest, and it’s gonna be a doozy!
***
We cut to the squared circle, where
ring announcer Lee Palmer waits inside, as “My Avenue” by Baton Rouge’s Lil’
Boosie Bad Azz, Lil’ Phat, and Lil’ Trill thumps through the speakers, and the
crowd gets to their feet.
Palmer: Tonight’s opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, representing The Hot Boy$, from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing 262
pounds, this… is… JAAAAGGGG-UAAARRRR!
The crowd meets the former PWA World and Tag Team Champion with massive
cheers as he emerges from the curtain, flanked by his partner Romeo. As they
approach the top of the stage, Jag throws his arms up, summoning the fierce
flames from below before he marches towards the ring for a literal hot start to
tonight’s broadcast.
Troy: The Hot Boy$ look focused tonight, and after how Jaguar was brutally
assaulted by Texas Justice a few weeks back, you can tell he is champing at the
bit to get his hands on Maddox Tate.
Buckingham: He might be, but let's also keep in mind that this is a singles
match. Jaguar hasn't wrestled a singles match on PWA television since
Everlasting Epic VI, a year and two days ago. I know he has tagged up on many
live events over the months, but maybe things will be a little different
without someone to tag tonight.
Troy: Perhaps, but Jaguar is a veteran and can get it done in any situation. My
guess is he will be fine.
As Jaguar settles in the ring, "Mouth For War" by Pantera takes
over, and thunderous boos rain down for the Tag Team Champions as they also
emerge for Palmer's introduction.
Palmer: And his opponent, representing Texas Justice, from Odessa, Texas and
weighing 245 pounds, he is one half of the PWA Tag Team Champions, MADDOXXXXXX
TAAAATE!
Tate and partner Pitbull look ready for battle as they both march down the
walkway to the ring. Referee Matt Hansen hops out of the ring, ordering Pitbull
to stay on one side of the squared circle, just as he did with Romeo during his
arrival.
Troy: It looks like Matt Hansen doesn't want any funny business from either
Romeo or Pitbull out here tonight.
Buckingham: Maddox may end it so early that no funny business needs to occur.
Troy: Whatever you say, Randall.
Jaguar's eyes pierce a hole through Tate's as he slowly walks up the ring
steps to climb into the ring. He hands his championship belt to Pitbull, who
takes it as the bell sounds. Jaguar quickly approaches Tate in the opposing
corner, but the wily Texan pokes his head through the ropes, forcing Hansen to
back his opponent up.
Buckingham: Smart move by Tate. He wants
to work at his own pace. He'll get in there when he’s ready.
JAGUAR VS. PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION MADDOX TATE
Referee: Matt Hansen
Jaguar doesn't appear to be in a
patient mood as he backs up a bit and then shoots right around Hansen,
barreling Tate into the same corner with a hard shoulder to the gut! Two more
follow, and Tate hits the mat rear-first, leaving him sitting in the corner as
Jaguar pelts him with several taped right fists to the cranium and four hard
kicks to the sternum and stomach. The crowd is alive with excitement as he
tears into Tate until Hansen physically forces him out of the corner!
Troy: Jaguar is enraged in there!
Buckingham: What the hell is that, referee?! First, he allows Jag to run past
him like he's Reggie White, and then lets him pound away on him like a thug in
the corner! Ever heard of a five count, ref?!
Troy: With all that has happened with these men during this season, I think
Matt Hansen might be a little lenient here, but he had to get in there and
break that up.
Jaguar is still steamed as he tries to get at Tate, but Pitbull shouts
something at him. Jaguar turns his attention away for one moment, giving Tate
the opening he needs to kick him hard in the right knee. Jag's leg buckles backwards,
forcing him to the mat.
Buckingham: Brilliant move by Tate there, kicking Jag in that right knee.
That's the same one he had operated on earlier this season.
Troy: It is, and since Texas Justice first caused that knee injury, Tate knew
exactly where to exploit it. We'll see if that continues to be a problem for
Jaguar as this match goes on.
Tate now reaches his feet and unleashes some fury, stomping and kicking
away with reckless abandon. As Jaguar struggles to his feet, Tate hits the
ropes and scores with a knee lift to the jaw that puts the former champion
right back down on the canvas. He covers for one, two, and a kickout.
Tate is not fazed by the escape, and tries to press his advantage by grabbing
Jaguar's leg and tugging on it before slamming it to the mat and driving his
own knee right down onto it! The Hot Boy yelps in pain as Tate grabs the leg by
the shin to force pressure against the knee, keeping it wrapped around his own.
With Jaguar in danger, the crowd cheers and chants to help bring him back into
the fight.
Troy: Tate is wrestling a smart match at this point. He knows Jaguar's
damage is mainly done from a vertical base. The longer he keeps him grounded,
the better it is for Texas Justice.
Buckingham: Hard to hit a Carrjack lying on your back, and Jaguar is finding
that out now.
With the ropes too far away to reach, Jaguar opts to punch away on Tate to
escape but it is futile, as more pressure is driven into the hold. Without
another option, Jaguar opens his palm and drives his hand straight at Tate's
face, causing his middle finger to connect with the eye patch that covers
Tate's blinded right eye!
Buckingham: Aw come on! How low is that?!
Jaguar: An eye for an eye, Randall!
After causing the immediate breakage of the hold, Jaguar reaches his feet
and goes right after Tate, nailing a right hand and following up with two more
before Irish whipping the tough Texan to the ropes. Tate returns and is floored
with a clothesline before popping up to get put down with another. Jaguar uses
the ropes one more time, bouncing Tate off of the cables to flatten him with
his patented leg lariat!
Troy: Jag hit that leg lariat, and that right knee still looks sturdy,
Randall!
Tate is dizzied as he hits the canvas, but Jaguar keeps the pressure going
by lifting him up and dropping him down on his left knee with an inverted
atomic drop. With Tate momentarily incapacitated, Jag goes for it all by
lifting him up and connecting with Version 1.0, jolting him with his Mexican
Stretch Buster in the middle of the ring! He covers and hooks the leg for one, two,
and Tate kicks out!
Troy: Whoa! I thought Jaguar had him right there!
Buckingham: It shows the toughness of Texas Justice, Troy. That Version 1.0 is
shock treatment to its core, and not many can kick out when it’s hit full force
like that.
Tate is in bad shape as he is picked up and stumbles backwards into a
corner. Jaguar refuses to relent, charging into the corner to connect with a
big clothesline, but instead of letting Tate out of the corner, he mounts the
middle ring ropes to begin assaulting his forehead with more taped rights. The
crowd counts along as Jaguar reaches six shots, but the crafty Tate finds a way
to regain the advantage by picking up Jag's legs and pushing up, dumping him
over the top rope and to the arena floor, but the Floridian catches the ring
steps with his back, tearing his shirt as he hits the ground with a massive
thud!
Troy: Wow! What a nasty fall that was! Jaguar has got to be hurt after that
one!
Buckingham: See that? In one move, just one quick move, the tide has turned in
this match.
Tate tries to catch his breath inside the ring as Jaguar tries to do the
same on the outside. Romeo rushes around the ring to his partner's aid, trying
to get him back up and into the ring before Hansen counts to 10. On the
opposite side, Tate motions to Pitbull to grab a chair from the ringside area,
which he does before sliding it into the ring.
Troy: Oh no, Tate has a chair in there now! You saw what he did with that car
window. The man has nothing but evil intentions!
As Jaguar rolls into the ring at the count of nine, Tate picks up the
weapon and approaches his prey, but Hansen snatches it out of his hands! The
official admonishes the champion as he tosses the chair out of the squared
circle and to the floor. As Tate argues with the referee, pointing to his
damaged eye, Hansen does not see Pitbull scoop up the chair and barge into the
ring to crack Jaguar in the head with it! The Hot Boy hits the mat as Pitbull
scurries out of the ring, with Romeo hot on his heels in pursuit, before
tackling him on the aisle and connecting with several crushing right hands to
the head!
Troy: Romeo is taking a chunk out of Pitbull right now, but the real story
is inside the ring. Jaguar got laid out with that chair!
Buckingham: And the referee didn't see or hear a thing!
Tate ends his argument with the official to hurry along and make a cover,
hooking the leg as Hansen counts one, two, thr-but Jaguar gets a shoulder
up!
Troy: No! Jaguar will not give in that easily!
The crowd is on their feet as a shocked Tate yells at Hansen while he gets
up. Tate slaps his hand across his palm three times, signifying he knew he had
a three count, but Hansen shows him that the shoulder did rise before the count
of three. Jaguar uses the ropes to pull himself up and grabs at Tate, but the
Texan swings a wild right hand. It misses, and the momentum spins Tate around,
allowing Jaguar to hoist him up and spike him to the canvas with the
Carrjack!
Troy: Carrjack! Jaguar has waited since March 15th to deliver that move, and
he is a cover away from ending this match!
A tired Jag rolls on top of Tate for one, two, thre-but now it is Tate who
barely escapes, via his right leg barely landing on the bottom rope!
Troy: Three! That wasn't a three count?!
Buckingham: No, pay attention, Troy! He got the leg on the bottom rope, just in
time!
Both Jaguar and Tate are exhausted, as Jag looks on in disbelief at Hansen
holding up two fingers. Meanwhile, the battle rages on outside as Romeo
violently whips Pitbull into the security wall. A group of PWA officials emerge
from backstage to try and break things up a bit, diverting Hansen's attention.
Inside the ring, Jaguar goes back to work, trying to lift Tate's 245-pound
frame off the canvas to end the match.
Before he can do so, Tate again uses a slight opening to take the advantage,
hitting Jag low with a swift shot to the groin! The Hot Boy is nearly brought
to his knees, and the wind has clearly escaped his sails as Tate struggles to
reach his feet. With officials separating Romeo and Pitbull outside,
Tate hooks Jaguar in a front facelock to lift him up for a suplex before
snapping him down violently to complete the Backfire! Jaguar's torn shirt
crumples to the mat first, with him still inside of it, as Tate hurries into a
cover for one... two… three!
Troy: Dammit, no!
Buckingham: Dammit, yes! I told you, Troy! Maddox Tate has done it! He has
pinned Jaguar in the middle of the ring!
Troy: Jaguar had Maddox Tate beat, and Tate took advantage of a low blow to win
this match!
Buckingham: All I saw was the Backfire, one of the most devastating moves in
the PWA, Troy. Backfire, one two three, and Maddox Tate is your winner!
"Mouth for War" replays and Tate grabs his championship belt, holding
it high for all to see, as Jaguar writhes in pain on the canvas. As Romeo runs
down and slides in the ring to tend to his partner, Tate makes his exit with
Pitbull, leaving Jaguar lying once again.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 16:31 – MADDOX TATE
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, the fans explode with
cheers as “Map of the Problematique” by Muse is heard booming throughout the
arena and Paul Epton makes his way ringside. The man is determined and focused,
ready to vanquish the demons of his past. But he knows the road won't be easy
as “Betrayal” by Lita Ford hits and Fenix Clarke and Emily Walker enter to
vociferous boos.
Troy: Next up, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a match that could possibly lead
to the end of an intense feud between Paul Epton and the pairing of Emily
Walker and Fenix Clarke.
Buckingham: If Epton wins this match, Clarke and Walker will leave him alone
from now on or risk suspension. However, if Clarke wins, Paul Epton must join
the fold, so to speak, and allow Emily to manage him. And Troy, I’ve gotta say,
I don’t even know why Epton would put up a fight in the first place. Why
WOULDN’T he want Emily Walker to manage him?!
Troy: I would suggest that if he fled England to get away from this woman, he
wouldn’t want her guiding his career now. But both wrestlers are in the ring
and referee Dan Martin looks ready to start this match. The stakes are high in
this one. Let's see what happens!
PAUL EPTON VS. FENIX CLARKE
Referee: Dan Martin
Both men seem calm and collected as
they approach the center of the ring. They circle, sizing each other up, until
Fenix Clarke attempts to take the first shot with a big right hand! Epton ducks
the right and elbows Clarke in the side, following up with a stiff chop to the
chest. Epton then Irish whips Clarke into the ropes, but Clarke ducks a big
clothesline and takes down Epton with a flying forearm smash. Clarke then runs
to the ropes, springboards, and delivers a leg drop across Epton’s chest.
Clarke waits for Epton to get up, then bounces off the ropes again, attempting
a flying side kick, but Epton scouts it, matching Clarke with a dropkick that
sends the flame-haired cruiserweight crashing to the mat! Epton presses the
advantage, lifting Clarke up and hooking his head for a suplex, which he
delivers before floating over for a pin attempt. Dan Martin starts the count,
but stops when he sees Emily Walker get to the apron and attempt to enter the
ring!
Troy: You've got to be kidding me!
Epton gets up to deal with Emily, but Fenix pops up, spins him around, and
downs him with a DDT! Clarke calls for Dan Martin and the ref turns around for
Fenix Clarke pin attempt! Martin counts… one, two, and Epton gets a shoulder
up!
Troy: A near-fall for Fenix Clarke, but
Emily Walker's interference hasn't cost Epton the match yet!
Buckingham: Good choice of words, Troy! It's only a matter of time until Epton
joins the team!
Epton stumbles to his feet, but Clarke is right there, looking to capitalize.
It’s now Clarke’s turn to attempt a suplex, but Epton is able to float over and
kick Clarke in the gut, setting up his trademark corkscrew neckbreaker! Epton
takes a couple steps back, but walks right into the ropes where Emily is waiting
to grab his feet, tripping him to the mat! Epton immediately pops up and turns
to Walker, but before he can say or do anything, Clarke spins him around from
behind and decimates Epton with the Black Tear Fall! Clarke immediately goes
for the cover and Dan Martin counts… one, two, three!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 4:06 – FENIX CLARKE
Buckingham: That's it! Welcome to the
fold, Epton!
Troy: Oh come on, Randall! How can you celebrate this? Emily Walker cost Paul
Epton another match, and now he's supposed to work with these people?!
Buckingham: Calm down, Troy! It's not like he's being forced out of the
company. You said it yourself. He gets the privilege of working with Fenix
Clarke now. This was the best possible outcome for Epton!
Emily slides into the ring and embraces Clarke in celebration. Emily is
ecstatic, and an uncharacteristic smile appears on the face of the normally
stoic Clarke. Meanwhile, Epton is finally regaining his bearings and, seeing
the couple celebrating in the ring, a look of utter disappointment forms. Epton
sits up, crushed at the realization that Emily and Fenix have gotten the best
of him again.
Troy: How is Paul Epton expected to work under these conditions?
Buckingham: What conditions? Just give this situation a chance. Really, if
Epton were smart, he’d realize the favor that Emily Walker is doing for him.
Look at how good Fenix Clarke has been since his debut. Can you imagine what
the two of these men will do under the tutelage of the brilliant and beautiful Emily
Walker? The sky is the limit!
Troy: I don’t know. I just can’t believe this will be good for Epton in any
way. Folks, we’ll be right back.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break “Da Repercussions” by
50 Cent blasts onto the speakers and we see Michael Grieco and Dee Licious
walking out to the stage, microphone in tow. They walk up the steel steps into
the squared circle and stand in the center with irritated looks on their faces.
Grieco: I’m here
to settle this thing once and for all. For the past few weeks, Matthew Magellan
has insisted on being a wise guy and thinks it’s real funny to throw pies in
our faces and embarrass us. Listen Magellan, this all started with your manager
ruining Dee’s shirt. Now, maybe it’s because you are so desperate to get Jade to
sleep with you that you decided to involve yourself in her affairs, I don’t
know and I don’t care. But once you decided to mess with me, you sealed your
fate. I’ve been patient the last couple weeks, giving you opportunity after
opportunity to apologize and get the hell out of my way, but you don’t know
what’s good for you. Well, the antics end here. I want you in a match so we can
settle this one-on-one and I can give you the beat-down that you’ve had coming!
The speakers are silent for a few
moments until “The Final Countdown” by the London Symphony Orchestra starts
playing and “The Conquistador” Matthew Magellan and his manager Jade walk out
onto the stage, ushered in by the cheers of the Madrid crowd. Magellan is the
first to speak.
Magellan: See, and all this time, I
thought you had a sense of humor. I guess I was wrong. But you know what,
Grieco? Let’s do it. Next week, me and you, one-on-one.
Grieco: You know, I have to say, I’m surprised you didn’t try to duck me.
Stupid, but impressive. But next week, Magellan, I’m gonna destroy you. But
before we go and make this thing official, I have one demand: next week, during
our match, all pie is banned from ringside. I don’t care if it’s a cherry pie,
a blueberry pie, or even a pizza pie, any type of pie being present gets you
disqualified. If you even say the word pie, or better yet, even THINK about
pie, I’m going to have you disqualified.
Magellan: How would you know if I was thinking about pie? Well whatever, that’s
beside the point. Fine, I concede. If there is any of MY pie at ringside, then
I’ll be disqualified. But just to ensure that you don’t stoop to my level, if
you are in possession of any pie yourself, then YOU will be disqualified.
Dee: We can guarantee you there won’t be any pie on our end because it is one
of the lamest gimmicks ever. Only a ridiculous clown like you would still think
it’s funny to throw pie in someone’s face!
Jade: Okay guys, let’s settle down about the pie. Grieco, you’ve got your match
next week with Magellan. And just to show you our sincerity about the pie
ordeal, we went to Justin Schenck earlier this evening. We talked things over
with him and, after pulling a few strings, we’re pleased to announce that we
got you a title shot tonight!
Grieco (with a surprised smile on his face): YOU got ME a title match? Which
title is—
Jade: Oh, I’m sorry, Mike. You misunderstood. When I said we got “you” a title
match, I was referring to Dee.
Suddenly, “Demons” by Aria hits the speakers and the fans cheer raucously
for the PWA Women’s Champion Zina as she stalks her way to the ring, eyeing Dee
Licious like a lioness going for the kill. Grieco rolls out of the ring and
angrily slams his fists onto the apron, knowing that Dee is not prepared for
what lies ahead. Enraged, Grieco starts back up the aisle, but Dee rolls out of
the ring, grabs him, and pleads with him not to leave her side. She is
practically in tears by the time referee Jose Soares makes it to the ring and
Grieco finally acquiesces to her demands. Meanwhile, on the stage, Jade and
Magellan exchange a satisfied smirk before heading to the back to watch the
destruction that lies ahead.
Buckingham: Dee isn’t prepared for this!
This is NOT fair!
Troy: It’s a title opportunity, Randall! If she doesn’t want one, why is she
even competing here? This match now has the potential to change the landscape
for Everlasting Epic. It’s not likely, but it could!
Buckingham: You’re just eating this up, aren’t you?
Troy: There’s no point in denying it; I am.
***
PWA WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP:
ZINA (champion) VS. DEE LICIOUS (challenger)
Referee: Jose Soares
As soon as the bell sounds, Zina starts
toward her challenger, but Dee refuses to leave the corner, using the ropes to
shield herself. Finally, referee Soares makes her emerge from her corner and
meet the champion in the center of the ring. Dee begs Zina off, pleading with
her to forget about the match, but Zina has no interest in backing off from a
fight. Realizing this, Dee changes course and pokes Zina in the eye.
Troy: Oh come on, ref! How are you gonna
allow that?!
Buckingham: Look at Dee’s face! I think she was TRYING to get disqualified!
Soares shouts at Dee to follow the rules and lets her escape with a
warning, something Dee wasn’t planning on. She peppers Zina with repeated clubbing
forearms, but after a few of them, she realizes Zina is no longer feeling any
pain. Now scared for her life, Dee turns to run, but Zina grabs her, whips her
against the ropes, and vanquishes her with a modified ura-nage upon the return!
Dee slowly pulls herself back to a vertical base, but Zina is there, setting
herself up for her Siberian Express bicycle kick. Seeing this, Michael Grieco
jumps onto the ring apron, trying to provide a distraction, but Zina changes
course and instead blasts Grieco right off the apron with the Siberian Express!
Troy: Yes! Goodnight, Grieco!
Buckingham: Would you stop rooting?! It’s SO unprofessional!
Turning the attention to Grieco allows Dee to regain her bearings, however,
and she grabs Zina from behind, looking to deliver her finisher, The Tease.
However, Zina blasts Dee with repeated elbows to the face until the hold is
broken, allowing Zina to turn around and lock Dee in the Russian Bearhug! Zina
squeezes tightly, shaking Dee like a rag doll until she taps out in short
order!
Troy: That’s it! Zina wins it! What a
dominating victory!
Buckingham: This is all Magellan and Jade’s fault!
The Madrid crowd cheers loudly as “Demons” replays and Zina exits
victorious. When she reaches the stage, the Women’s Champion turns and lets out
a guttural yell and, when she looks back at the devastation left behind, a
smile.
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION AT 1:30 AND STILL WOMEN’S CHAMPION –
ZINA
***
The camera cuts backstage, where Morgan
Day is standing in front of a monitor in the SIN locker room, having just
watched Zina cruise to another dominating victory. Morgan remains
expressionless until her husband and SIN co-leader Vulture walks up to her.
Vulture: Hey babe. What’s going on?
Morgan: Scouting.
Vulture: Any observations?
Morgan: Other than the fact that Dee isn’t even remotely deserving of a title
shot? Nothing I didn’t already know.
Vulture: Can I give some advice?
Morgan: Sure.
Vulture: A TLC match lends itself to certain advantages for the smaller, more
agile competitor. Don’t focus on how to beat her; just focus on how to get up
that ladder and grab the belt before she can get to you. I know it sounds
patronizing and simplistic—
Morgan: It does.
Vulture: Hear me out.
Morgan: Fine. Go on.
Vulture: All I’m saying is tailor your strategy around how to use the
environment against her and focus less on how you’ve prepared for her in the
past. TLC matches are fueled by emotion and adrenaline, and you already have a
built-in advantage being in front of your countrymen.
Just then, SIN member James Biamonte walks into the room and approaches the
pair, first addressing Vulture.
Biamonte: Yo, what’s good, kid?
Vulture: James, the show is almost half over. Where the hell have you been?
Biamonte: I had to take care of some business.
Morgan: What kind of business do you have in Madrid?
Biamonte: Whatever it is, it’s none of yours.
Morgan: Oh really? Not the kind of business that’s going to get you suspended
and leave us handicapped at Everlasting Epic I hope.
Vulture: Alright, alright, that’s enough out of both of you. James, I really
need you to be here on time if this is gonna work.
Biamonte: I’m not even booked tonight.
Vulture: I need you on standby.
Biamonte: Fine. And trust me, kid, I’m not doing anything that’s gonna get me
suspended. Promise.
Vulture: Better not be. You know I stuck my neck out for you, and if you let me
down, I won’t be able to get you another chance.
Biamonte: And I appreciate that. All I’m saying is if you want me focused, find
more for me to do around here. Now, I’m gonna go get something to eat. You guys
want anything?
Vulture: We’re good.
Biamonte then walks off camera.
Morgan: I know he’s your cousin, but I
truly hate that man.
Vulture: Give him a chance. He can be an asset.
Morgan: He CAN be an asset. But he IS a liability.
Morgan then walks off, just as Greg Tantalus and Markus Krieg approach.
Tantalus: What’s going on with Biamonte?
I saw him walk in for two seconds and then leave. He’s not—
Vulture: No! He’s fine. At least with what you’re talking about. He’s just not
overly enthusiastic about falling in line.
Tantalus: Well, he’d better get enthusiastic. There are five of us in that
Gauntlet Match at Everlasting Epic, and even one of us drops the ball, it’s gonna
affect all the rest of us.
Vulture: He’ll be fine. We don’t even know if Failla’s gonna make it now.
Tantalus: Trust me, he won’t. You don’t make it back from the SIN Special in
four and a half weeks. But I fully expect Schenck to find a replacement.
Vulture: Even so, we have a STRONG team, with or without Biamonte. Hell, you’ve
got Markus here who’s still undefeated in singles competition.
Krieg: And I plan on staying that way through Everlasting Epic.
Vulture: That’s what I like to hear!
Tantalus: Just keep your cousin in line, ok?
Vulture: Fine. Excuse me a minute, I’ve gotta have a word with the kids.
Vulture then walks off and the camera follows him through the locker room
until he reaches the PWA International Champion John Wolfe, who is conversing
with Alexis and Chris, the Duval Twins.
Vulture: How we doing over here?
Chris: Hey Dad.
Alexis: We’re good.
Vulture: John? All set? You and Calysto are up next.
Wolfe: I’m ready, V. The plan will be executed to perfection.
Vulture: Excellent. Well, it’s about that time. Go get ‘em, champ.
Vulture then slaps Wolfe on the back as the International Champion grabs
his manager Alexis by the hand and they exit the room, headed for the ring.
Troy: It’s PWA Champion Jason Calysto
against International Champion John Wolfe, and it’s next!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return from break, “Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie hits the
speakers and the fans begin booing as the PWA International Champion John Wolfe
emerges from behind the curtain with his manager Alexis Duval. Wolfe and Alexis
soak in the jeers as they head down the aisle.
Buckingham: This is a huge opportunity
for John Wolfe, Troy. Just three weeks into his reign as International
Champion, he has a chance to square off with the PWA Champion, a chance to make
a big impression on his SIN leaders and to show he can hang with the likes of
the best in the world.
Troy: There’s no doubt about that. The question is CAN he hang with the likes
of the best in the world? We’re about to find out!
With Wolfe in the ring and Alexis standing in his corner, Oasis’ “F*ckin’
in the Bushes” thumps onto the speakers and the Madrid crowd cheers
thunderously for The Iceman Jason Calysto! The PWA World Heavyweight Champion
emerges from behind the curtain and soaks in the cheers, but after taking
several steps down the aisle, he is suddenly clobbered in the back with a steel
chair by Chris Duval!
Troy: What the hell is going on?!
Buckingham: I don’t know, but I love it!
Calysto goes down to a knee, prompting Duval to blast him again. He then
throws down the chair and begins stomping him viciously as the crowd boos
raucously. From there, Vulture slowly walks out from behind the curtain and picks
up the chair. When Duval realizes his father is there, he lifts Calysto up and
Irish whips him towards Vulture, who cracks him in the head with the chair as
he reaches him, taking him down hard!
Vulture then spikes the chair to the ground and instructs his son to bring
Calysto to the ring. Duval does just that as Vulture meets Wolfe in the squared
circle, rolling Calysto inside. Duval then slides into the ring, just as
Vulture instructs Wolfe to destroy the world champion with a chokeslam.
Assigned referee Matt Hansen tries to stop him, but soon realizes it would be
best for him to retreat to the back, with this match never actually getting
started. Wolfe then vanquishes Calysto with the chokeslam before Wolfe and
Duval unleash a few stomps on Calysto for good measure.
With The Iceman now incapacitated, Vulture instructs Wolfe and Duval to prop
Calysto up in the corner, while also calling on Alexis to grab him a
microphone. With Calysto defenseless in the corner, Vulture proceeds to nail
him with repeated slaps to the face!
Troy: Oh, come on! This is completely
uncalled for!
Buckingham: I beg to differ! This is an incredible message that Vulture is
sending!
Troy: What, that he’s a coward?!
Buckingham: No, that HE, not Calysto, is in control!
Alexis now hands Vulture a microphone and he gets right in Calysto’s
barely-conscious face and begins speaking.
Vulture: You know, Iceman, last week, you
came out here and you tried to appeal to my pride to get me to agree to leave
SIN in the back at Everlasting Epic. Well, tonight, I just showed you exactly
what can happen if I don’t. Do you see the power of this weapon I wield,
Calysto? Sure, I could do this the “right way” and fight for honor, and maybe
winning this way wouldn’t mean as much for my legacy. But 10, 20 years from
now, is anyone going to remember how I won? No. They’re going to remember THAT
I won. And the purse that comes with winning and defending the PWA Championship
is just as big whether I win on my own or use the napalm at my disposal. Now,
Iceman, I’m not saying one way or another what I’m going to do at Everlasting
Epic. There’s truly no advantage in that. But at least now, when you talk about
the possibility of being attacked by SIN, you can speak from experience.
With that, Vulture tosses the microphone to the mat and has Wolfe and Duval
deliver Calysto to him, allowing Vulture to crush him with the Crimson Sunset.
From there, Vulture, Wolfe, and the Duval Twins stand over Calysto, attracting
vociferous boos as “Electric Head Pt. 1: The Agony” by White Zombie blares over
the speakers and we head to commercial.
Troy: Vulture may be standing tall now,
but who will get the last laugh on September 10th in London, when Vulture
challenges Jason Calysto for the PWA Championship at Everlasting Epic VII?!
We’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie hits the speakers and
the fans boo the arrival of The Omega and Darrin Giles, collectively known as
Synergy. The two pay little attention to the fans as they enter the ring and
prepare for battle.
Moments later, “You Don’t Know” by Eminem and 50 Cent hits and the fans give a
roaring ovation to Paul Dawkins and Renegade as they head down to the ring!
Dawkins and Renegade still make their trademark energetic entrance, but it is a
little muted.
Troy: Dawkins and Renegade seem to be in
a bit more serious mood tonight, and it’s completely understandable. Because of
Synergy, Paul Dawkins was taken out backstage at the Symphony of Destruction
three months ago, costing him and Renegade an opportunity at Texas Justice and
the Tag Team Championship that night.
Buckingham: But they totally had it coming, Troy. Because of these jokers,
original Synergy member Don “The MVP” Capriglione was knocked out for the
season, and the hard times that have befallen The Omega since then have been
entirely the fault of Dawkins and Renegade.
Troy: Oh brother.
PAUL DAWKINS & RENEGADE VS. SYNERGY
Referee: Tom Stevens
At the sound of the bell, Dawkins opts
to start the match, anxious to get his revenge, while The Omega does so for his
team, also seeking vengeance. The two lock up in the center of the ring, but
Dawkins immediately shoves him down to the mat to a loud ovation. Omega pops
right back to his feet, but Dawkins is done playing around, tackling him to the
mat and unloading on him with a flurry of rights and lefts!
Referee Stevens tries and succeeds to break the two up, but as soon as Omega
gets back to his feet, Dawkins shoves past Stevens and floors him with the Scud
Missile!
Troy: Scud Missile! Omega might be out!
Buckingham: But here comes Giles!
Giles does indeed try to enter the ring, but Renegade shoots into the
squared circle and cuts him off at the pass, stopping him in his tracks with
the Kick of Death! Then, Dawkins grabs the wobbly Omega as he rises and
absolutely destroys him with the MOAB! Dawkins turns him over and covers
emphatically… one, two, three!
Troy: And that does it! What a dominating
victory for Paul Dawkins and Renegade!
Buckingham: Can’t argue there. C’mon, Synergy! You’re looking like a couple of punks
out there!
The Madrid crowd cheers loudly as “You Don’t Know” replays and Dawkins and
Renegade head to the back in victory, leaving The Omega and Giles groggy and
incapacitated in the squared circle as we take a commercial break.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT 2:21 – PAUL DAWKINS & RENEGADE
--
COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return, “The Stone Monkey” by Kazu Matsui hits the speakers and Keiko
Ishida makes her way to the ring to a round of boos. Keiko seems to feed off
the negativity as she settles herself in the ring and awaits her rival.
She isn’t made to wait long, as “Baai” by Abdel Gadir Salim and Emmanuel Jal
hits the speakers and Kemi Okoro makes her entrance to a loud ovation!
Troy: Alright, here comes Kemi Okoro, and
we’re gonna do it one more time here tonight with Keiko and Kemi!
Buckingham: These two have competed twice before, splitting the two meetings,
but we should have a clear winner after tonight.
Kemi enters the ring, still riding the wave of cheers, but Keiko takes the
opportunity to club her down to the mat from behind!
Troy: Oh come on! What the hell was
that?!
Buckingham: It’s called a competitive edge, Troy!
Referee Dan Martin admonishes Keiko and moves her back to a neutral corner
while Kemi gets to her feet. Then, after checking to make sure she is able to
continue, Martin signals for the bell to be rung.
KEIKO ISHIDA VS. KEMI OKORO
Referee: Dan Martin
Keiko attempts to pick up right where
she left off, charging right at Kemi and attempting to bowl her over with
aggression, but Okoro counters with a drop toehold! Then, when Keiko rises,
Kemi downs her with a big dropkick that sends Ishida tumbling to the outside!
The fans cheer, but the cheers only grow in volume when Kemi gets a running
start and takes Keiko out with a senton splash from the ring all the way to the
outside!
Troy: Look at that! Kemi Okoro is on
fire, and these people are loving it!
Buckingham: Then it’ll be a shame when Keiko snuffs out that fire in just a
little bit.
Keiko and Kemi are both slow to their feet on the outside, with Kemi taking
a bit of a bad fall on her landing. Keiko actually beats Kemi to her feet and
rolls back into the ring before sliding out of it again, breaking the count.
From there, Keiko grabs Kemi and whips her viciously into the guardrail, the
smack of spine onto steel audible throughout the arena.
While Kemi writhes in pain against the guardrail, Keiko looks to put her away.
Ishida backs up a few steps and charges, looking to use a variation of her
Oshimai running STO to smash Okoro into the guardrail again. However, Kemi sees
her coming and counters with a back body drop that sends Keiko over the rail
and into the crowd!
Troy: What a counter by Kemi! If she gets
into the ring, she may win this one by count-out!
Buckingham: What a cheap win that would be!
At length, Kemi rolls back into the ring and remains there as the referee’s
count reaches as high as eight. At that point, Keiko comes back over the rail
and attempts to head back into the ring.
However, when it becomes clear that she won’t make it, Kemi looks to
take matters into her own hands, climbing to the top rope and leaping off with
an Igbo Bomb all the way to the arena floor… only for Keiko to move out of the
way, causing Okoro to crash back-first onto the thin mat covering the concrete
floor!
Troy: Kemi took a big risk and it
backfired!
Buckingham: What an idiot!
With the count broken due to Kemi’s leap, both women have a fresh count to
get back into the ring. At the count of six, Keiko is able to slide back
inside, with Okoro still having hardly moved. When the count reaches eight,
Kemi begins to rise. She is up to one knee at nine, but stumbles after taking a
step, rendering her unable to return to the ring before referee Dan Martin
shouts out “10,” giving the match to Keiko.
Troy: What an unfortunate ending to this
match for Kemi Okoro!
Buckingham: No Troy, she got what she deserved. What we have here is a
brilliant victory by Keiko Ishida!
Troy: Are you kidding me? A few moments ago, when it appeared Kemi would win by
count-out, you called that cheap. Now that Keiko has won the exact same way,
it’s brilliant?
Buckingham: Yes, because Kemi brought this on herself.
Troy: Whatever, Randall. Keiko Ishida takes the third match in this series by
count-out, but if you ask me, nothing is settled here.
Buckingham: Good thing no one asked you!
The fans boo as “The Stone Monkey” replays over the speakers and Keiko
makes it back to her feet to have her hand raised in victory. Ishida hardly
takes a look back at the slowly-rising Okoro as she exits, content with her
victory as we head to commercial.
WINNER VIA COUNT-OUT AT 4:59 – KEIKO ISHIDA
***
Backstage, we are taken to Scythe’s
dressing room where the Modern-Day Samurai is talking with Kerry Cox and his
protégé Jon Dulberg, strategizing with the two about Dulberg’s match tonight
against Solomon. Scythe is imparting his wisdom to Dulberg on how he was able
to defeat the Alaskan Monster last year at Everlasting Epic VI, when The
Miracle Mike Troha and the Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone stroll past Scythe’s
open dressing room door.
Troha: Hallelujah! God told me it would
be my lucky day, but I had no idea I’d be getting three losers for the price of
one!
Cerrone: Looks like they are saying their final goodbyes before they send the little
lamb Dulberg out to slaughter.
Troha: Oh, in that case, let me pray for you.
The Miracle then proceeds to drop to his knees and raise his hands to the
heavens.
Troha: Dear Lord, please take care of my GOOD friend Jon Dulberg tonight. Have
mercy on him and make sure he doesn’t make it out of the match alive after the
severe beat-down he receives at the hands of Solomon. Almighty God, take him
off this Earth because he is a boring loser that hides behind great music but
will otherwise never accomplish anything in this company.
Cox: Listen, Troha. You should be praying for God to bless you with the power
of silence, ‘cause if you don’t shut your face, I’m gonna do it for you.
Voice: Is there a problem here?
The voice is emanating from GI Jew,
who casually strolls up to the Scythe’s dressing room door.
Scythe: Stay out of this, Jew. This isn’t
your problem.
Troha: Actually, that’s where you’re wrong. Ever since I made my miraculous
return at the Symphony of Destruction, there has been a great deal of tension between
us. And after much personal reflection on the matter, I realized that it was
because YOU were persecuting ME for my religious beliefs. Week after week, I
began to feel more and more threatened by you. You’ve
chastised me and called me a fake time and time again, when in reality the bond
I feel with God is very real. The only solution for feeling threatened: hire
some muscle. So boys, I’d like to introduce you to my soldier of fortune, GI
Jew.
Dulberg: You can’t be serious?! How in the world could you possibly convince
someone like GI Jew, a man that hates everybody, to work for two idiots like
you?
Cerrone: Three words, Daddy-O: Cold hard cash. I had about 20 grand coming to
me as the upfront part of my advance for my next book, and I just had my
publisher pay Mr. Jew in full in exchange for his services for the rest of the
season.
Cox: ...for a few pieces of silver, huh Judas?
Jew: Don’t you call me a goddamn Judas. In case you forgot, Judas betrayed his
friend Jesus for 30 pieces of silver. When exactly were we friends again? Truth
be told, I’d beat all your asses for free. Gentlemen, shall we?
Troha and Cerrone move along as GI Jew stands in front of Scythe’s dressing
room door, engaging in an intense staredown with Cox, Dulberg, and Scythe as we
head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Marriage of Figaro”
by Mozart is heard in the arena and the fans boo for the arrival of Dexter P.
Wellington. Dex is carrying a small pouch with him and has a wide smile on his
face. As he walks towards the ring, he pulls gold coins out of the pouch and
starts handing them out to people at ringside.
Troy: What is going on here? Is Dex
handing out gold to the fans?
Buckingham: He hasn't gone soft, has he? It looks like he's coming this way,
though.
Dex heads to the announce table and hands some of his gold coins to Troy and
Buckingham. Buckingham immediately starts laughing hysterically, while a look
of confusion and outrage comes across Victor Troy's face.
Troy: This is chocolate! Dexter
Wellington is mocking Saif again, this time by handing out chocolate coins to
the fans! This is outrageous!
Buckingham: I like it, Troy. I'm surprised no one's thought of this before.
Plus, I needed a snack!
The fans continue their booing until “Aksem” by Ahlam blasts through the arena
and Saif al Abbad runs towards the ring, ready to get his hands on Dex, a man
who has hurled insult after insult at him the last couple of weeks.
Troy: Saif al Abbad is here and he's not wasting any time! He wants a piece of
Dexter Wellington and now is his chance!
Buckingham: And let’s not forget that this match is effectively the semifinals of
a tournament for a Progressive Championship opportunity! Whoever wins this
match goes on to face Asai Moon next week for a shot at the title at
Everlasting Epic!
Saif slides into the ring and tackles DPW to the mat, taking the fight straight
to him! Referee Jose Soares then calls for the bell, getting this match underway.
DEXTER P. WELLINGTON VS. SAIF AL ABBAD
Referee: Jose Soares
Dex tries to cover his face to protect
himself from Saif, but the generous grappler refuses to let up! After
struggling to get some cover, Dex finally gets a break as he pokes Saif’s eyes,
prompting him to roll off Wellington. Dex then gets to his feet as referee
Soares warns him about using further illegal maneuvers.
Saif reaches a vertical base and the two take a moment for a staredown and to
talk some smack. They then approach each other and exchange fists before DPW is
able to get an advantage by delivering an armdrag. Saif rolls back up, but Wellington
takes him down with a clothesline. Saif rolls up again, and DPW goes for
another clothesline, but Saif ducks it and takes down Dex with a neckbreaker!
Troy: And here's a momentum shift!
Saif lifts up Dex and Irish whips him against the ropes, taking him down with a
drop toehold upon the return. Dex gets to his knees, but Saif downs him again
with a shining wizard! Saif then signals to the crowd that it's time to put the
match away, calling for his inverted figure-four leglock!
Buckingham: Get out of the ring, Dex!
Don't let him do it!
Saif is able to lock in the move, and pain overcomes the face of Dexter
Wellington! Dex struggles in the move, trying to get out, but lies down in an
effort to lessen the agony. Referee Soares gets down for the count… one, two, and
Dex lifts his shoulders up. Dex is really struggling at this point, and it
looks like he is about to tap, until he pokes the eyes of Saif again and punches
him in the head repeatedly until Saif breaks the hold!
Buckingham: There you go, Dex! That's how
you win matches!
Troy: No, Randall, that's usually how you lose matches, but it looks like Dex
is getting off with only a warning again!
Soares indeed warns Dex that he'll be disqualified if he continues the dirty
moves, but Dex ignores him and continues punching Saif, as the latter tries to
regain his footing. Dex then downs Saif with a quick DDT, before lifting him up
and downing him again with a bulldog. Finally, Dex picks up Saif and is able to
deliver a German suplex, which he bridges into a pin! Referee Soares counts…
one, two, and Saif gets a shoulder up!
Dex picks up Saif again and goes for another German suplex, which he again
bridges into a pin! Soares counts… one, two, and Saif gets his shoulder up
again! Dex is now visibly frustrated, slamming his hands onto the mat. Dex then
picks up Saif one more time, but this time, decides to go for the Million
Dollar Dream!
Buckingham: I've got a great feeling about
this, Troy! Dex is going take Saif out once and for all!
Troy: Can Wellington finally put Saif away with the Million Dollar Dream?!
Dex gets the Million Dollar Dream locked in, but Saif immediately starts struggling
towards the ropes. Wellington counters by pulling him back towards the center
of the ring, but Saif uses the momentum to rush Dex backwards into the ropes.
Dex perseveres, trying to pull Saif back towards the center again, but Saif is
able to get his hands on the ropes at the turnbuckle. Dex refuses to let go,
and referee Soares begins counting. One,
two, three, four, and Dex lets the move go, just in the nick of time.
Jose Soares goes right up to Wellington this time, scolding him in full for
ignoring him. Meanwhile, Saif is bent over in the corner, trying to catch his
breath. Dex gets tired of hearing Soares and pushes past him, but just as
Soares looks for the timekeeper to consider the disqualification, Saif grabs an
approaching Dex by the head, runs up the turnbuckle, and slams DPW back down
with the Dubai Dazzler! The crowd erupts in cheers!
Troy: Oh my god!
Buckingham: No! No, this can't be happening! Where did that come from!
Troy: Saif dug down deep and caught Dex with the Dubai Dazzler! He's just gotta
make a cover now!
Saif crawls over to the down and out Wellington and gets an arm over for the
pin! Soares drops to the mat and begins the count… one, two, three!
Troy: What an incredible finish to
this match, ladies and gentlemen! Saif al Abbad was able to... oh no! It's
Alvarez! The Progressive Champion Juan Pablo Alvarez is rushing to the ring!
Buckingham: Yes! Alvarez is here for the save!
Troy: What save?!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 7:49 – SAIF AL ABBAD
Alvarez dives into the ring and takes
Saif down, going right on the offensive. Saif tries to hold his own, but is
exhausted from his match and quickly falls prey to the fresh Progressive
Champion. Alvarez downs Saif with a powerslam and begins stomping him into the
mat. Meanwhile, Dex Wellington is finally coming to and gets up to help
Alvarez. The situation looks grim for Saif… that is, until the fans erupt once
more for the arrival of Asai Moon, who rushes to the ring and dropkicks Dex
over the top rope!
Troy: Now THIS is a save! Asai Moon is here and he’s making an immediate impact!
Buckingham: Why is this happening?!
Moon now turns his attention the Progressive Champion, but Alvarez sees him
coming and tries to head him off at the pass with a clothesline. However, Asai
is able to counter, taking advantage of Alvarez's momentum and turning it right
into a Flip Bottom, downing the champ in one fell swoop!
With the fans cheering loudly, Alvarez rolls out of the ring and begins
shouting at Moon, while Dex is already making his way to the back. Asai helps
Saif up, and the two motion to Alvarez, daring him to get back in the ring.
Alvarez just stares at the two men in the ring and a pensive look appears on
their faces. Both are signaling to Alvarez that they're coming for his belt,
until they realize that they first have to go through the man standing next to
them!
Buckingham: Well how is this going to
work, Troy? If I were either one of those men, I would take the opportunity to
crush my competition right now! Hell, if I were Moon, I wouldn't have come out
in the first place!
Troy: But that's the difference between you and those men, Randall; the
difference between those men and Juan Pablo Alvarez. They want to win the right
way. And while they may realize now that they have to go through each other
before getting to Everlasting Epic to challenge for the Progressive
Championship, the fact that these two men have helped each other is proof of
their respect for not only each other, but the title itself!
Buckingham: That might be the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever said!
Troy: Folks, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return from commercial, “Hear Me”
by Darkseed blares onto the speakers and the Madrid crowd boos loudly as the
Alaskan Monster Solomon begins stalking his way to the ring.
Troy: Any chance Solomon learned anything
from his suspension?
Buckingham: Other than that he really, really hates Evan Black? No, probably
not.
At length, Solomon enters the ring and settles himself inside. Once he
does, “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria hits and the Human Highlight Jon
Dulberg makes his entrance alongside manager Kerry Cox. Dulberg is greeted by a
wave of cheers when he emerges, but he does little to acknowledge the fans,
focused instead on the task at hand.
Buckingham: Any chance Dulberg’s career
doesn’t end in about five minutes?
Troy: Will you be serious?
Buckingham: I’m dead serious. And in a few minutes, Dulberg will simply be
dead.
Troy: Dulberg and Solomon actually crossed paths in PWA’s old developmental
organization close to a decade ago, when Solomon was a young buck honing his
skills prior to his PWA debut and Dulberg was rehabbing an injury. This won’t
be their first meeting. And as we saw earlier tonight, he sought out some
advice from Scythe, a man who knows a thing or two about beating the Alaskan
Monster.
Buckingham: Everything you just said is completely irrelevant. You know why? Because that is a different
Solomon in the ring right now. I believe Evan Black has changed him, and if you
don’t believe me, ask Mike Tortorici, if you can find the hospital he’s staying
at.
Dulberg enters the ring and stands toe-to-toe with the Alaskan Monster, but
before the bell can ring, “Hero” by Nas featuring Keri Hilson thumps onto the
speakers and the Madrid crowd cheers thunderously for Evan Black as he makes
his way to the ringside area in street clothes!
Buckingham: What the hell is he doing out
here?! He and Solomon aren’t allowed to touch or their Everlasting Epic match
will be cancelled!
Troy: Who said he’s out here to touch Solomon?
Buckingham: Maybe he’s out here to attack Solomon and get his EE match
cancelled because he’s scared!
As Solomon shoots daggers at his Everlasting Epic opponent with his eyes,
Black walks around the ring and approaches the announce table, where he dons a
headset and joins Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham.
Troy: What a pleasant surprise! Evan
Black, welcome to the announce position!
Black: Thanks, Vic. Glad to be here.
Buckingham: What is wrong with you?
Black: Excuse me?
Buckingham: Are you out here solely to taunt Solomon and throw him off his
game? Where’s your dignity?
Black: I’m just out here scouting, Randall. Just out here scouting.
SOLOMON VS. JON DULBERG
Referee: Tom Stevens
As soon as the bell sounds, Solomon
attempts to take out his considerable aggression on Dulberg, charging at him
with a huge clothesline attempt, but Dulberg ducks under it and stuns Solomon
with a big dropkick! With Solomon momentarily off his game, Dulberg gets a
running start and delivers another dropkick, this one causing the Alaskan
Monster to teeter!
Troy: Will Solomon go down?!
Black: Looks like me simply sitting here might be in the big man’s head after
all.
Seeing the opportunity in front of him, Dulberg feeds off the encouragement
from his manager Cox and climbs up to the top rope and leaps off, looking for a
diving cross body! However, Solomon shakes off the cobwebs at the last second
and catches the Human Highlight in mid-air, effortlessly turning it into a Deep
Freeze!
Troy: My God!
Buckingham: There’s a glimpse into your future, Black! Hope you enjoyed it!
Dulberg is down and out, but Solomon is not done with him. The Alaskan
Monster peels Dulberg off the mat and heaves him onto his shoulders again, this
time turning around to face Evan Black at the broadcast position. Solomon
stares right through Black, not needing to say a word as he gives him a front
row seat to the second Deep Freeze, which crashes Dulberg to the mat with
ferocious authority. Solomon then plants his right boot on Dulberg’s chest as the
referee counts… one, two, three.
Buckingham: Total domination! I can’t
wait until that’s you at Everlasting Epic, Black!
Black: Shut it, Buckingham.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 2:39 – SOLOMON
As Black speaks, his eyes are locked
with Solomon’s, neither man making a move. As “Hear Me” replays, booming
through the speakers, Kerry Cox takes the opportunity to pull Dulberg out of
the ring and to safety before Solomon turns around and perhaps desires to make
another statement. Meanwhile, on the outside, Evan Black stands in his seat,
throwing off his headset and taking a step towards the ring. Solomon then
smiles, exiting the squared circle to stand right in front of Black.
Troy: Evan, watch it! If you touch each
other, the match is out the window!
Black doesn’t hear Troy at all as the staredown continues. Finally,
security comes down from the back to ensure the two men don’t collide as we
head to break.
Buckingham: Close call!
Troy: It was, but as of now we’re still on! Evan Black and Solomon in a Falls
Count Anywhere match in London September 10th at Everlasting Epic VII, and if
Solomon loses, his career is over! But before we go off the air tonight, Justin
Schenck will update us on Anthony Failla’s condition! And folks, that’s up
next! Stay with us!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Uprising” by Muse
hits the speakers and we are taken to our commentators Victor Troy and Randall
Buckingham at ringside.
Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we
still have more to come before tonight’s broadcast is through, but let’s first
take a minute to talk about what’s on the horizon 25 nights from tonight, when
we invade London’s Wembley Stadium for Everlasting Epic VII!
Buckingham: It certainly is shaping up to be an absolutely monumental evening,
and I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for any other show since I’ve been
in this company!
Troy: Randall, I’ve been here since day one, and I think I might say the same
thing! And folks, a lot of that has to do with our main event, a rubber match
that’s more than eight years in the making! Of course, I’m talking about Jason
Calysto vs. Vulture for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Buckingham: That is going to be an absolute war, and after tonight, I truly
believe Vulture wants this match more. But it’s going to be one hell of a
battle and I absolutely cannot wait!
Troy: Neither can I, but that’s far from all we have in store on September
10th. Randall, the PWA Tag Team Championship will be up for grabs inside Hell
in a Cell, when Texas Justice defends the gold against the legendary Hot Boy$!
Buckingham: They may be legendary, and their EE records may be impeccable, but
in my opinion, Jaguar and Romeo will be facing an uphill battle when they lock
themselves inside the cell with two animals.
Troy: The Alaskan Monster Solomon puts his career on the line against Evan Black
in a match where there are no count-outs, no disqualifications, and falls count
anywhere!
Buckingham: Evan Black may think he knows what he’s doing by getting Solomon to
put his career on the line, but given the state of mind the Alaskan Monster is
sure to be in, facing him in a match with effectively no rules seems to me like
a suicide mission.
Troy: Morgan Day goes home to England to challenge Zina for the PWA Women’s
Championship in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!
Buckingham: This is the biggest women’s match in the history of Everlasting
Epic, and quite possibly in the entire history of the PWA. I know a lot of
people are predicting that Zina will tear Morgan apart in this environment, but
think about this: Morgan is quicker and more agile than Zina, should have an
easier time climbing a ladder to grab the title belt, and she can win the title
without having to pin Zina or force her to submit. Zina chose this stipulation,
but I actually think it may favor Morgan Day, who will have the bonus advantage
of the hometown crowd on her side.
Troy: And of course, we will also have the five-on-five Gauntlet Match, where
SIN members Greg Tantalus, Markus Krieg, James Biamonte, Chris Duval, and the
PWA International Champion John Wolfe square off with Dan Crowley, Showtime
Damon Savage, Chase Stone, Hollywood Mike Griffin and, health permitting,
Anthony Failla. Each team will seed its members from one through five, and
we’ll start off with a singles match between the two number ones. Then, each
time someone is eliminated by pinfall, submission, count-out, or
disqualification, his team will move on to its next entrant. When one team
eliminates all members of the opposition, that team will be declared the
winner.
Buckingham: And Troy, you mentioned that Anthony Failla’s status in the match
is up in the air, but it’s time to find us exactly where things stand. I’ve
been told that Justin Schenck is on his way out here right now!
***
With that, “Reason to Hate Me” by
Krayzie Bone hits the speakers and the fans cheer as PWA creative director
Justin Schenck makes his way to the ring. Schenck does not look to be in a good
mood as he grabs the microphone and enters the squared circle.
Schenck: Alright, I’ve got a lot to cover
tonight, so we’re gonna get right to it. But first, I’d like to invite Dan
Crowley, Damon Savage, Chase Stone, and Mike Griffin out to the ring so they
can hear what I have to say in person.
Moments later, “Judas Rising” by Judas Priest hits and the fans cheer
loudly as Dan Crowley and Showtime Damon Savage lead their Everlasting Epic
partners Chase Stone and Hollywood Mike Griffin to the ring. Schenck shakes
each of their hands as they enter.
Schenck: Thanks for coming out here. I’m
a pretty direct person, so I’m gonna just come out and tell you what I know and
where things stand. I’ve spoken with Anthony Failla’s doctors, and I have been
informed that Failla’s ankle is indeed broken. However, and I am not a doctor,
but apparently as breaks go, his could have been a lot worse. Unfortunately,
his injury still required surgery, which he had last Thursday. According to his
doctors, Failla will be out of action for six to eight weeks, which of course
is beyond the timetable for an Everlasting Epic return. I did speak with Failla
this weekend and he assured me he would beat the projection and make it back in
time, but I just can’t take the risk. I have made the decision to remove
Anthony Failla from the team and give him time to heal properly.
Troy: Oh no!
Buckingham: Things are looking up for SIN!
Schenck: Now, I know this complicates matters for Everlasting Epic, and puts
your team at a bit of a disadvantage. However, I have spent the last several
days carefully considering all options, and am thrilled to say that I have
selected Failla’s replacement.
Crowley, Showtime, Stone, and Griffin look at Schenck curiously as he
continues speaking.
Schenck: I truly believe this man is on
the rise here in the PWA, and I believe he is properly motivated to join this
cause and fight alongside each one of you. So, without any further delay, I
give you Anthony Failla’s replacement!
With that, “Body Ya” by Fabolous hits the speakers and the Madrid crowd
gives a warm welcome to Rich Revis!
Troy: Look at that! It’s Rich Revis! Just
last week, he had an opportunity to join SIN, but now, he’ll be opposing them
at Everlasting Epic!
Buckingham: I don’t believe this! What a traitor!
Troy: Traitor?!
Buckingham: He was an original member of SIN when he was known as Reaper, and now
he turns down re-entering the group to instead FACE them at EE7? Ridiculous!
Troy: Dan Crowley did the same thing!
Buckingham: But I already knew Dan Crowley was a slug! I had some hope Rich
Revis had more character!
Troy: Will you stop?!
Revis enters the ring and shakes hands first with Justin Schenck and then
all his new teammates, saving his former tag team partner Crowley for last.
When the two finally come face-to-face, there is a brief pause and moment of
tension before the two shake hands to a round of cheers from the Madrid crowd.
However, the good spirits are quickly broken when White Zombie’s “Electric Head
Pt.1: The Agony” hits the speakers and Greg Tantalus emerges from behind the
curtain carrying a microphone and flanked by his Everlasting Epic teammates
Markus Krieg, James Biamonte, Chris Duval, and International Champion John
Wolfe.
Tantalus: Seriously? We take out Anthony
Failla, the single biggest threat on your entire team, and the best you can do
to replace him is Rich Revis, a SIN reject?
Revis: I hate to correct you, Tantalus, but I rejected YOU.
Tantalus: Are you seriously speaking to me? Why don’t you go paint your face
white, Reaper? Do you really think that taking a few years off, changing your
name, and declaring that you’ll go it alone changes the fact that you will
ALWAYS be our lackey?
Revis: Keep talking.
Tantalus: Oh trust me, I will. Let me ask you something, Reaper.
Revis: It’s Rich Revis.
Tantalus: Whatever, Reaper. But let me ask you this: Why is joining SIN against
your objective to stand on your own, but joining that group of losers in the
ring is ok?
Revis: Do I even need to answer that, Tantalus? I’ve been in SIN before. Being
a part of SIN consumes your entire life. It’s a long-term commitment, and you
sacrifice your individual careers to be a part of a larger mission. And I bet
every single person standing beside you now realizes that, the way Dan Crowley
and I did eight years ago. The five of us here? We’ve been assembled for one
night, with the sole purpose of breaking SIN down. And you know what? Given
that I came back here to get away from who I was in the past, to get away from
Reaper, having the opportunity to stick it to the group that labeled me as
nothing more than a lackey is pretty sweet.
Tantalus: You have an opportunity, but it will result in failure, just like
your entire career. You ARE nothing more than a lackey, and that’s never going
to change. But you just gave me a good idea. Like you said, you and Crowley
were members of SIN all those years ago, alongside myself and alongside
Vulture. How about next week, we see exactly which half of the original SIN was
the better one? How about next week, we see Tantalus and Vulture go up against
the Lost Souls?
Troy: What?! Are the Lost Souls going to reunite next week?!
Before Revis can answer, Crowley asks for and receives the microphone.
Crowley: The Lost Souls were Speed Demon
and Reaper, Tantalus. Speed Demon and Reaper are dead. But if you want a fight
with Crowley and Revis next week, you can count me in.
Revis: You know what? That makes two of us.
Crowley and Revis then shake hands as the Madrid crowd cheers. Amidst the
cheering, Justin Schenck grabs the microphone.
Schenck: I’ll tell you what, Tantalus.
I’ll make that match next week on one condition: we make it a lumberjack match!
And who will the lumberjacks be? They’ll be Markus Krieg, John Wolfe, Chris
Duval, James Biamonte. They’ll be Showtime Damon Savage, Chase Stone, Hollywood
Mike Griffin. They’ll even be Morgan Day and Alexis Duval. But… they’ll also be
the PWA Women’s Champion Zina… and the PWA World Heavyweight Champion Jason
Calysto!
A smirk appears on Tantalus’ face.
Tantalus: A lumberjack match it is.
An intense staredown now persists between the SIN camp and the Justin
Schenck camp as the fans cheer loudly and the camera fades to black.
Troy: What an announcement! Rich Revis
has joined Dan Crowley, Showtime Damon Savage, Chase Stone, and Hollywood Mike
Griffin for the Everlasting Epic gauntlet match, and next week, he will team up
with his former Lost Souls tag team partner Crowley to face SIN co-leaders
Vulture and Greg Tantalus in what should be an absolutely electric lumberjack
match!
Buckingham: If Justin Schenck isn’t careful, his team could lose two more
members before we even get to Everlasting Epic!
Troy: I suppose we’ll find out next week! Goodnight, everybody!
-- END SHOW --
Pre-Show Dark Matches:
1.
PWA Women’s Champion Zina & Jade def. Morgan Day & Alexis Duval at 5:41.
Zina pinned Alexis after the Siberian Express bicycle kick. (Referee: Dan
Martin)
2. The Miracle Mike Troha def. Matthew Magellan at 6:12 with Divine
Intervention. (Referee: Jose Soares)
Post-Show Dark Match:
1.
PWA World Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto, Dan Crowley, Showtime Damon
Savage, Hollywood Mike Griffin, Chase Stone, and Rich Revis def. SIN [Vulture,
Greg Tantalus, PWA International Champion John Wolfe, James Biamonte, Markus
Krieg, and Chris Duval] in a 12-man tag team match. Savage pinned Biamonte with
a knockout left hook at 7:27. (Referee: Tom Stevens)