EPISODE # 2.14
COLISEO AMAUTA
LIMA, PERU
TUESDAY, JULY 26, 2011
A video package airs, hyping tonight’s triple threat main event between
Vulture, Showtime Damon Savage, and Dan Crowley, a match in which the winner
will earn the right to challenge for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship on
Saturday, September 10th in London’s Wembley Stadium at Everlasting Epic VII.
The package then shifts into hype for tonight’s first-ever singles match
between the Alaskan Monster Solomon and his nemesis Evan Black.
As the video concludes, “Live Again” by Ours hits and the opening credits roll.
From there, we are taken inside Coliseo Amauta in Lima, Peru, where a stunning
pyrotechnic display ensues and we focus on our commentators, Victor Troy and
Randall Buckingham.
Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA:
The Rebirth! I’m Victor Troy, along here with Randall Buckingham, and tonight,
we will find out exactly who will be going to the main event of Everlasting
Epic VII in the role of the challenger!
Buckingham: That’s right, Troy! Vulture, Showtime Damon Savage, and Dan Crowley
will do battle in a triple threat war, and if you ask me, there’s no way
Vulture doesn’t come out on top.
Troy: Well, if Vulture is going to get the job done tonight, it’s going to be
without the help of SIN. Our creative director Justin Schenck has banned all
SIN members from ringside for the triple threat match, and declared that if any
so much as show up at ringside, Vulture will be disqualified from the contest.
Buckingham: And similar rules will also be in effect later tonight, we’ve been
told, when SIN member John Wolfe challenges Chase Stone for the International
Championship.
Troy: Indeed they will.
Buckingham: But don’t you think Justin is going a little too far now, Troy?
Especially given what happened last night? It seems like Justin is doing a lot
more striking and a lot less retaliating lately and, whether he’s my friend or
not, that doesn’t scream of professionalism to me.
Troy: Don’t you think you should explain to the people what happened last night
rather than just assume they already know?
Buckingham: I thought that was your job.
Troy: (sighing) Folks, this past weekend, Justin Schenck seemed hell-bent on
correcting what he viewed as a mistake last week, when Alexis Duval defeated
Zina for the Women’s Championship with the help of the newest SIN member,
Morgan Day. Schenck booked Alexis in title defenses on Saturday against Jade in
Costa Rica and Sunday against Kemi Okoro in Venezuela. Both nights, Alexis escaped
unscathed. However, last night, in Bogota, Colombia, in an unconventional move,
Schenck awarded Zina her championship rematch, but placed the bout inside a
steel cage, to prevent any and all SIN interference. The result: Zina is now,
for a third time, your PWA Women’s Champion.
Buckingham: I know Justin can book whatever matches he wants, but I think that
was a little uncalled for. The poor girl only won the championship last week,
and she wasn’t even allowed the opportunity to bring the title to the next
episode.
Troy: From what I understand, Mr. Schenck was livid about Morgan Day defecting
to the group to turn what he expected to be an easy victory for Zina into a
coup for SIN. Then, the group’s very public celebration compounded his anger,
and he made it his mission to get the championship away from SIN before we
arrived in Lima tonight. And as we now know, Schenck’s mission was a success,
and Alexis’ title reign is now over after just six days.
Buckingham: Well, he may have succeeded in taking the Women’s Championship away
from SIN, but the group could leave Lima tonight not only with a spot in the
Everlasting Epic main event for the PWA Championship, but with the
International Championship.
Troy: Indeed they could, but that’s certainly not all we have for you tonight.
In a championship match in its own right, Matthew Magellan will put the
Progressive Championship on the line against Saif al Abbad, a match that should
have happened two weeks ago, if not for SIN destroying both competitors.
Buckingham: Hopefully we’ll get a clear winner in that one, but let’s talk
about a match that I really can’t wait to see, Troy. Tonight, we’re FINALLY
going to see Evan Black put his money where his mouth is and face Solomon
one-on-one!
Troy: That one is a long time coming, and I also can’t wait for it! Randall, I
think Black has a real chance tonight!
Buckingham responds with hysterical laughter.
Buckingham: You’re serious?! I meant I
was looking forward to the slaughter! We’re going to see the last of Evan Black
tonight and I couldn’t be happier!
Troy: Speaking of seeing the last of someone, that’s exactly what Texas Justice
hoped to accomplish last week when they brutalized Jaguar and sent his head
crashing through a car window. It was an assault so vicious that Jaguar is not
with us tonight, but rather is back in Jacksonville convalescing. However, we
have been told that we will hear from the five-time PWA World Heavyweight
Champion via satellite later this evening, so stay tuned for that.
Buckingham: Maybe he’ll announce his retirement again. Best night ever!
Troy: Let’s certainly hope not, but folks, it’s time to kick off tonight’s
action, and we do it with a cruiserweight division fatal fourway match that you
were supposed to receive last week! Let’s get down to ringside!
***
With that, “Map of the Problematique”
by Muse hits the arena and the crowd gives a roaring ovation for Paul Epton,
who heads down the aisle and straight into the ring with a look of determination.
Troy: Alright, here comes the former
Progressive Champion Paul Epton, and with a win here tonight, Epton will gain
himself an opportunity to get back to the top of the cruiserweight division
next week.
Buckingham: True in theory, but considering that Epton was the man pinned when
these four competed in a tag team match two weeks ago, what are the odds that
comes to pass?
“Minas de Cobre” by Calexico hits next, and Juan Pablo Alvarez appears from
the back. The Lima crowd gives a noticeably negative reaction to him, and Alvarez
taunts the fans upon entering the ring, before heading to his corner.
Moments later, “Merciless Cult” by Dir en Grey hits and the fans go wild for
the youthful Asai Moon!
Troy: And here comes Asai Moon! This young star’s popularity seems to be rising
by the week!
Buckingham: I don't understand why though. When was the last time this guy won
a match?
Troy: Randall, two weeks ago, Asai put his body on the line to push his team to
victory; a victory that was stolen by Emily Walker!
Buckingham: There you go again with those accusations, Troy! Clarke is the one
who pulled out the victory, and he who wins matters most.
Finally, “Betrayal” by Lita Ford can be heard through the arena, and Fenix
Clarke enters with his manager Emily Walker. Clarke has his usual silent and
focused demeanor as Emily leads him to the ring. As soon as Clarke enters,
however, Epton charges him, prompting referee Jose Soares to signal for the
bell to be rung to kick this match off!
FATAL FOURWAY MATCH:
PAUL EPTON VS. JUAN PABLO ALVAREZ VS. ASAI MOON VS. FENIX CLARKE
Referee: Jose Soares
As Epton heads straight for Clarke, Alvarez
and Asai Moon follow suit, engaging in a battle of their own. Epton and Clarke
trade punches until Epton gains the upper hand and pushes Clarke into the
corner, punching him repeatedly and refusing to give him space to recover.
Meanwhile, Moon and Alvarez have started a series of reversals in the center of
the ring that continues until Alvarez hits Moon with a low blow, gaining the
upper hand. With Moon bent over, Alvarez follows up with a scissor kick that
downs his opponent.
In the corner, Clarke has finally recomposed himself, pushing Epton off and
springboarding from the turnbuckle into a flying roundhouse that tips the
scales in his favor.
Troy: We've got some rapid momentum shifts going on here!
Buckingham: Nobody can afford to take it easy in this match, Troy. Not when a
title shot is on the line.
Troy: Certainly, Randall. And let’s not forget that passions are already high
in this match, given the four competitors.
Clarke continues the pressure by picking up Epton and Irish whipping him to
the ropes. Alvarez tries to do the same to Moon, but Moon counters and sends
Alvarez for the ride. Moon gives a quick glance behind him and notices Epton
barreling towards him, so he drops to the mat, allowing Epton to hop over him.
Epton sees Alvarez bouncing off the ropes and uses his momentum to clothesline
Alvarez over the ropes and out of the ring!
Epton barely has a second to turn around before Moon jumps up and delivers a
hurricanrana that throws Epton himself out of the ring!
Seeing his opening, Clarke runs and swings through the ropes, dropkicking Moon
on the rebound. Fenix picks up Moon and drives him down with a DDT! He then
rolls up and gets in the corner, waiting for Moon to rise.
Buckingham: Fenix Clarke must be looking
for his Flatline Kick! With Epton and Alvarez outside the ring, this is a
perfect time to end the match!
When Moon finally gets to his feet, Clarke runs forward and rotates in
midair for a big roundhouse kick, aiming for Asai’s head… but halfway through
his rotation, Clarke is speared to the ground by Paul Epton!
The two roll on the mat and out of the ring, picking themselves up and fighting
up the aisle. Asai Moon watches from inside the ring as the two head into the
backstage area, brawling the whole way up. Content that they're gone, he turns
to find Alvarez on the outside of the ring, but as he leans over the ropes,
Alvarez pops up and pulls his neck down across the top rope. Moon spins out away
from the ropes, and Alvarez springboards off the top rope and downs Asai with a
hurricanrana, hooking his legs in a pin attempt! One, two, and Asai gets the
shoulder up!
Buckingham: How was that not three?!
Undaunted, Alvarez lifts Moon and puts him on his shoulders, looking for
his Fireman's Carry Buster… but as Alvarez attempts to complete the move, Moon
uses the momentum to counter with a tornado DDT!
Now it's Moon's turn to attempt a signature maneuver, as he picks up Alvarez
for the Asai DDT. Asai jumps into the air, but instead of flipping over
Alvarez, JPA gets his arm around Moon's head and counters into a reverse DDT!
With Moon stunned, Alvarez takes the opportunity to pick him up, get him into
position for his Sunset Flip Powerbomb finisher, and complete it with
thunderous authority! Alvarez covers… one, two, three.
Buckingham: Yes! A tremendous victory for
Juan Pablo Alvarez and Troy, not even YOU can come up with an excuse here!
Troy: I hate to say it, but Alvarez has indeed scored a clean victory over Asai
Moon and next week, he will challenge the winner of our upcoming bout between
Matthew Magellan and Saif al Abbad for the Progressive Championship!
The fans boo loudly as “Minas de Cobre” replays and Alvarez has his hand raised
in victory. Savoring the moment, Alvarez drops to his knees before looking up
to the rafters and exclaiming in his native Spanish. Now pumped, Juan Pablo
Alvarez and retreats to the back, taunting the Lima crowd as he does so.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 7:09 – JUAN PABLO ALVAREZ
Troy:
Folks, we’re about to take our first commercial break, but before we do, I've
just received word that the brawl between Epton and Clarke is still ongoing in
the backstage area. Let’s take a look!
***
The camera cuts to a sprawling brawl in
progress between Paul Epton and Fenix Clarke. Various boxes and production
equipment are strewn about on the floor as the two furiously trade blows. Epton
gets the upper hand and throws Clarke into a wall, stunning him, but as Epton
walks across the hall to inflict further damage, he is intercepted by Emily
Walker, who emerges from a blind spot to hit him with a chair!
Epton is floored, and Emily takes the opening to run to Clarke and help him
shake off the cobwebs. Clarke then lifts up Epton, takes a couple steps
backwards, and floors him with the Flatline Kick, knocking him out! Content
with their handiwork, Emily and Fenix share a laugh and flee as we head to
commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
We now see backstage reporter Scott
Cornelius rushing through the backstage area, trying to catch up with three-time
former PWA Women’s Champion and the newest member of SIN, Morgan Day. Finally
Cornelius is able to flag Morgan down for an interview and she obliges, though
visibly annoyed by his presence.
Cornelius: Morgan, last week you shocked
the PWA fans by joining forces with SIN, a group that on numerous occasions
tried to recruit you, and until last week, your answer was always no.
Furthermore, not only did you join SIN, but your induction into the group came at
the expense of Zina’s Women’s Championship, as you helped your stepdaughter Alexis
take the title from her. A title, I might add, that Alexis no longer holds,
after just six days on top.
Morgan: Is there a point to this, Scott, or are you just going to waste my time
with things I already know?
Cornelius: Well Morgan, I guess what I’m asking is, why the sudden the change
of heart? You’ve always been a woman that stands for hard work, honor, and
sacrifice. Joining SIN seems like a real paradigm shift for you.
Morgan: Scott, I’m still that very person you talk about. I’ve spent my entire
career here being the absolute best the women’s division has to offer. It was
true when I ended Keiko Ishida’s year-long undefeated streak, and it’s still
true today. But lately, being the best and being Women’s Champion don’t seem to
go hand in hand. It seems hard work just isn’t enough.
For instance, I pinned Zina at Symphony of Destruction, a feat no other woman
in this company had even accomplished. Can’t be done? I DID IT! But what
happens? Lauren Tantalus, who had been so thoroughly defeated in the match that
she was taking a nap on the arena floor for five minutes, comes from out of
nowhere and steals the victory and the title that I so clearly deserved. Then,
I get another crack at Lauren, Zina, and the Women’s title in Dubai, and once
again, I put in all the work. And much like at SOD, I was moments away from
pinning Lauren and winning the title, but then Zina bicycle kicked me in the
head and well, that was it. That was my opportunity to get back MY belt. Two
times I had the championship won… and two times I was robbed. And that’s just
recent history.
But Scott, to be frank… I’m tired. I’m frustrated. Every day, it takes enormous
will power for me not to just leave this company and go home to my son. I was
not only missing my child grow up, but I was isolating myself from my husband
and stepchildren, and for what? Once Lauren lost the championship back to Zina,
I knew the window of easy opportunity had closed. But then, last week, a new
opportunity presented itself, and this time, I saw no reason to turn it down.
Cornelius: But why did you assist Alexis Duval in winning the Women’s
Championship? The win didn’t help you gain any ground. If anything, it took you
further away from the title.
Morgan: That’s where you’re completely wrong. Alexis getting the title shot
last week was the catalyst for me aligning myself with SIN. If my husband
hadn’t requested my help in the match, I most likely wouldn’t have considered
joining SIN… at least not this early. And with the way my poor husband has been
absolutely screwed by Justin Schenck and this company, I couldn’t in good
conscience leave him in the lurch. I assisted Alexis to show my allegiance to
SIN. It was an act of good faith that proved I was willing to do whatever it
took to get the Women’s title in our camp. And Alexis’ victory was my victory
as well because it meant getting the belt out of the hands of the tyrant. Now,
Alexis losing the title back to Zina last night was a setback, but the end
result is that Zina now knows that when there’s Strength In Numbers, that title
can be taken from her in the blink of an eye.
The interview is interrupted when the new Women’s Champion Zina walks right
up to the two, the belt draped over her shoulder, and gets right Morgan’s face.
Zina: Morgan, you puny little girl… it
doesn’t matter you have SIN protecting you. It doesn’t matter that I have belt
back, although it was fun DESTROYING your stepdaughter for it. What matters is you
interfered in my match last week, so you WILL pay.
Morgan: Is that a threat?! Because the last time I checked, YOU should be
watching out for ME, considering I am the ONLY woman in this whole company to
have pinned you clean, with no excuses! Or have you blocked that out of your
memory because it’s too painful to bear?!
Zina: Trust me… I will NEVER forget. But so surprising that a strong woman like
you has to be coward and hide behind big group just to get shot at title.
Morgan: So you’ll give me a title shot then?
Zina: I would, but it is not a matter for me to decide. Mr. Schenck told me you
are no longer in line for a chance. So unfortunately, you have to do what you
hate so much – earn number one contendership to title if you want to fight me.
I do hope you can do this, since it seems, little girl, you are unraveling at
the seams.
Zina laughs to herself and walks off, leaving behind a seething Morgan Day.
***
Backstage in the catering area, we see
Scythe having a conversation with Jon Dulberg and Kerry Cox. The three are
laughing and exchanging old PWA stories when their conversation is rudely
interrupted by The Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone and The Miracle Mike Troha.
Cerrone and Troha are wearing matching gold Lamé track suits with long gold
chains. The track suits are each adorned with lettering: Cerrone's reads “The Holy Spirit” and Troha's reads “The Son.”
Scythe, Dulberg and Cox all shake their heads at their arrival.
Troha: Scythe, I was wondering if I could
talk to you about our conversation last week. I was really vexed that I
couldn’t accommodate you with a match, so I spent all weekend in church praying
to God that he would find it in his heart to forgive you for all the terrible
things you have said to Don Cerrone. He said you have a lot of repenting to do
and that I should not fall into the temptation of giving you a match, because
you have very manipulative and malicious ways. So, I’m sorry Scythe, but I
really tried this time. Unfortunately, God just doesn’t like you.
Cox: You’re a real asshole, Troha. You have some nerve coming up to one of the
most honorable and respectful men in the company and telling him God doesn’t
like him…
Troha: Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. It’s not my fault that the number one
Daddy-O upstairs won’t let me wrestle Scythe.
Dulberg: How typical that someone like you would use religion as a scapegoat
for his own cowardice. C’mon Scythe, let’s get outta here.
Scythe, Dulberg, and Cox turn to leave, but as they do, GI Jew attacks Cox
and Dulberg out of nowhere, downing the two men to the concrete floor with a
swift double Gore! In the wake of the destruction, Jew gets to his feet, smirks
at Scythe, and walks off. The Modern-Day Samurai stares down Jew as he walks
away, quietly boiling over inside. Meanwhile, Dulberg and Cox lie groaning on
the floor while Troha and Cerrone walk over to the two fallen men, crouch down
beside them, and begin laughing in their faces.
Cerrone: From the looks of things, God
isn’t too happy with you guys either. Tough break, Daddy-Os.
The two then walk off into the distance as the
camera gets a close up of Scythe’s face, his eyes shooting daggers at the two
men that are slowly ruining his life.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Charlie Big Potato”
by Skunk Anansie hits the speakers and the fans begin booing loudly as John
Wolfe makes his way to the ring. He doesn’t, however, walk to the ring alone as
instructed; former Women’s Champion Alexis Duval is at his side.
Troy: Uhh, why is Alexis out here?
Buckingham: Not exactly sure, Troy. She must have a perfectly good reason.
Troy: If she doesn’t want to get John Wolfe disqualified, she’d probably better
turn around and head straight backstage.
Wolfe enters the ring, but Alexis opts to grab a microphone and enter the
ring.
Alexis: First of all, let me just say,
Justin Schenck, that what you did to me last night was pretty weak. You got
what you wanted, I guess. The Women’s Championship is gone as quickly as it
came in, but you haven’t heard the last of us on that front, I promise you
that.
But onto why I’m standing in this ring right now. Now, I know Mr. Schenck
banned all SIN members from ringside for this match, just like tonight’s main
event, but I stopped by his office earlier to inform him that as of this
morning, I am officially a licensed manager. This morning, SIN’s attorneys put
a rush on my application and I was able to clear the legal hurdles and make it
official. And my application makes it clear that I am now the official manager
of John Wolfe, effective tonight. So yes, I am a member of SIN, but my status
as John’s manager supersedes that. So I will be at ringside tonight, just like
I will be at ringside with John every night. And Justin, if you have a problem
with that, you can speak to our attorneys.
Alexis then returns the microphone to Lee Palmer as the fans boo loudly.
Then, moments later, the boos turn to cheers as “Amazing” by Kanye West hits
and the International Champion Chase Stone makes his entrance! Stone walks to
the ring with his right arm raised, never taking his eyes off his opposition.
Troy: A tremendous ovation for Chase
Stone tonight, and well-deserved after his wildly impressive victory over
Hollywood Mike Griffin last week!
Buckingham: That win I’m sure showed a lot of people exactly what Chase is
capable of in that ring, but he’s really going to have to be on his toes in
this one. John Wolfe is a dangerous man to begin with, and with Alexis now in
his corner, it’s going to be that much more problematic.
Stone hands referee Dan Martin the title belt, who raises it high as Lee
Palmer begins the introductions.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next
contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the PWA International Championship!
Introducing first, the challenger, from London, England, weighing in at 260
pounds… JOHNNNNN WOOOOOOLLLLLFFFFFE!
And his opponent, from State College, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds,
he is the PWA International Champion… CHAAAAASE STOOOOONE!
PWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP:
CHASE STONE (champion) VS. JOHN WOLFE (challenger)
Referee: Dan Martin
As soon as the bell sounds, Wolfe
charges at Stone, attacking him with vicious clubbing blows. Stone is put through
a serious amount of pain, but quickly recovers and turns the tables on Wolfe,
taking control of the bout with a series of hard knife-edge chops! With Wolfe
off balance, Stone whips him against the ropes and downs him with a hard
belly-to-belly suplex as he returns! Wolfe pops right back to his feet and
charges him again, but Stone again downs him with a belly-to-belly! Stone then prepares
for a third charge, but Wolfe instead opts to roll out of the ring and regroup.
In the ring, Stone pumps the crowd up, prompting a wave of cheers.
Troy: Chase Stone is firmly in control! I
don’t think John Wolfe knows what hit him!
Buckingham: Well, he’s doing the right thing by taking a minute here. Best to
cut off the momentum before it gets out of control.
After icing Stone in the ring for several moments, Wolfe finally climbs
back into the squared circle and locks up with the International Champion in
the center of the ring. Stone grabs the advantage with a side headlock, but
Wolfe shoves him off. Stone bounces off the ropes and Wolfe looks for his
signature tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the rebound, but Stone is able to counter
out of it, duck behind Wolfe, and down him with a thunderous German suplex,
which he bridges into a pin attempt! One, two, and Wolfe gets the shoulder up.
Wolfe pops back to his feet, swinging a wild clothesline at Stone, but Stone
ducks under it and counters with another German suplex! Now, with Wolfe down,
Stone pops up and signals for the Fisherman Suplex!
Troy: Fisherman Suplex! If Stone can land
this, he’s gonna retain the title!
Buckingham: Not if Alexis can help it!
Indeed, Alexis has hopped onto the ring apron, trying to distract the
referee. Stone turns his attention to Alexis, screaming at her to get down from
the apron. However, this forces him to take his eye off Wolfe, who rushes over,
spins him around, and grabs him in position for the chokeslam! Wolfe lifts
Stone for the move, but Stone slips out, drives Wolfe to the mat with an
armbar, and then locks in the Triangle Hold!
Troy: Triangle Hold! Triangle Hold! Stone
has it locked in! Wolfe won’t last long in this!
Buckingham: C’mon Wolfe! Get to the ropes!
Wolfe tries desperately to get to the ropes, but has tremendous difficulty.
Sensing the opportunity slipping away, Alexis rushes into the ring, causing
referee Martin to leave his position and instruct Alexis to exit the ring.
Alexis gets as far as the ring apron, but blatantly refuses to go any further.
Troy: Oh come on! Get it together, ref! This
is ridiculous!
Exasperated, Stone breaks the hold, walks over to the apron, grabs Alexis,
and plants a big wet kiss on her lips! The fans cheer wildly, but Alexis is not
amused, slapping Stone repeatedly until he breaks his grip!
Troy: That’s one way to deal with it!
Buckingham: No Troy, that’s rape!
Stone turns around, but is stunned to be greeted by the charging right boot
of John Wolfe! Stone hits the mat hard, and Wolfe wastes little time prying him
off the mat and crushing him with a thunderous chokeslam! Then, if that wasn’t
enough, Wolfe lifts him and destroys him with a second chokeslam!
Wolfe now looks at Alexis, who is seated on the apron, gagging, and a look of
rage fills his eyes. He lifts Stone again and vanquishes him with a third chokeslam,
before finally making a cover… one, two, three.
Troy: I don’t believe it! This is an
absolute travesty! John Wolfe has just stolen the International Championship
from Chase Stone!
Buckingham: Troy, I hate to break it to you, but Stone absolutely deserved
that! Congratulations, John Wolfe! And let’s get Alexis some medical attention!
Troy: Will you stop?! It was a kiss!
Buckingham: You reek of insensitivity, Troy! You know that? Or maybe you just
reek.
With the Lima crowd booing raucously, “Charlie Big Potato” replays and Wolfe
grabs the International Championship belt and lets out a guttural yell as his
hand is raised in victory. Wolfe then lifts up Alexis and carries her in his
arms to the backstage area.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 7:25 AND NEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION –
JOHN WOLFE
Buckingham: Troy, Alexis Duval was
screwed out of the Women’s Championship last night, but tonight, she proved herself
more than valuable to SIN by helping bring the International title into the
camp. Well done, sweetheart!
Stone is slow to his feet in the ring, but before he even has the ability
to stand, Chris Duval and Markus Krieg rush past Wolfe and Alexis and into the
ring, immediately taking Stone down! The fans boo loudly as Duval and Krieg put
the boots to Stone, incapacitating him.
However, moments later, Hollywood Mike Griffin rushes down the aisle, prompting
the Lima crowd to cheer! Griffin hits the ring and takes the fight to Duval and
Krieg, but John Wolfe, having now dropped Alexis off backstage, returns to the
ring and restores the SIN advantage.
The booing continues throughout Coliseo Amauta, until “Better Think Again” by
Submersed hits the speakers, causing the Lima crowd to come alive for Anthony
Failla!
Troy: Finally! Anthony Failla is here to
save the day again!
Failla gets about halfway down the aisle before Greg Tantalus shoots out
from behind the curtain, chop-blocking the back of Failla’s knee, causing him
to crumble to the ground! Tantalus then begins doing a vicious number on
Failla, stomping away on him, but to Tantalus’ surprise, this doesn’t keep
Failla down! Failla battles back to a vertical base and turns the tables on
Tantalus, beating him so badly that Tantalus flees and returns to the dressing
room!
Failla then turns his attention to the ring, but Tantalus has given the troops
the retreat sign. Failla takes swings at Duval, Wolfe, and Krieg, but none are
successful. With the fans cheering loudly, all of SIN exits the arena, leaving
Failla staring at Stone at Griffin. Again, Failla chooses not to acknowledge
them, instead turning around and returning to the back.
Troy: Randall, SIN may have stolen the
International Championship from Chase Stone, but they have a BIG problem on their
hands in Anthony Failla!
Buckingham: I hate to agree with you, Troy, but… they do.
Troy: Folks, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, Kemi Okoro is in her
dressing room chatting with her hairstylist when we see the dark figure of
Keiko Ishida crowding her doorway. Kemi dismisses her hairstylist as the two
women engage in an intense staredown. Keiko is the first to speak.
Keiko: Listen Kemi, I’m going to get
right to the point. That match you won last week was a fluke. If you have any
guts, you will face me in a rematch next week so I can crush you once and for
all, and end any thoughts you have in your head of being superior to me.
Kemi: Fine, Keiko. If you want a match against me again, then that’s what
you’ll get. But you are mistaken if you think I’m just going to lose easily.
You have it in your head that you are some unstoppable force, but last week, I
proved you wrong when I wrapped you up in that small package. See you may be
big and strong, but I’m quick and agile and that seems to be working to my
advantage so far. You don’t scare me, Keiko, so you can try to intimidate me
all you want, but it’s not going to work. I know your areas of weakness and I’m
going to exploit them next week just like I did last week. Now, if you’ll
excuse me, I was in the middle of getting my hair done.
Kemi gets up out of her chair and slams the door in an angry Ishida’s face
as we head to commercial break.
***
The camera shifts to a quiet SIN locker room, where Greg Tantalus is pacing
back and forth. The new International Champion John Wolfe, Chris & Alexis
Duval, and Markus Krieg are seated around him, all with awkward looks on all
their faces.
Moments later, Vulture and Morgan Day walk into the room with champagne on ice.
Tantalus immediately turns to them.
Tantalus: Did you see what happened out
there?!
Vulture: Yeah. We won!
Morgan: Congratulations, John! Nice work, Alexis!
Both Wolfe and Alexis nod at Morgan and thank her.
Tantalus: Yeah, yeah. I mean after. Did
you see Failla?! Is this guy human?!
Vulture: Calm down, Tantalus. Yeah, I saw. But we just brought the
International Championship into SIN. We never did that the first time around. That’s
the number two title in this company, and it’s ours. That’s a BIG deal. And
later tonight, I’m going to punch my ticket to Everlasting Epic AGAIN, and when
this season is over, we’re going to control the world championship too. Tonight
is going to be a great night, everyone. Be proud of what you’ve accomplished.
Greg, we will get Failla. Trust me, we will. But tonight, let’s focus on what
we’ve accomplished, and what we’re about to accomplish. As you can see, we
brought some champagne with us. And later tonight, after I win, we’re going to
celebrate BOTH victories. So get ready.
The mood in the locker room increases significantly as Vulture and Morgan
congratulate Wolfe. Tantalus, however, can’t shake the look of concern from his
face as we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Hero” by Nas featuring Keri Hilson hits the speakers and the
fans give a loud ovation to Evan Black as he emerges from behind the curtain!
Troy: Listen to the reaction for Evan
Black! There is no doubt about it: this Lima crowd is completely behind the
lawyer-turned-wrestler!
Black makes it about halfway down the aisle, however, before Solomon
charges out from the back and clubs the unsuspecting Black down from behind!
The fans boo vehemently as Solomon stomps away on Black on the outside, trying
to end this match before it ever gets started.
Buckingham: What a brilliant strategy by
Solomon! This will be an effective way of stopping Black’s momentum before he
can get it going!
Troy: Brilliant?! This is cowardly and illegal, for that matter! And if you ask
me, the only reason Solomon is doing this is because HE is afraid of Evan
Black!
Numerous officials pour out from the backstage area to quell Solomon’s
assault on Evan Black, and the Alaskan Monster laughs as they assess the
situation. Solomon is then escorted to the ring by six officials, where he
meets referee Tom Stevens, the man assigned to call this bout.
Meanwhile, on the outside, Evan Black reaches a vertical base on his own
volition and promptly waves off assistance from the surrounding officials. He
then makes his way to the ring and enters, at which point referee Stevens asks
Black if he is able to compete tonight, and Black instantaneously answers that
he is. Solomon smirks and shakes his head as Black stares at him fearlessly and
Stevens signals for the bell to be rung.
Buckingham: You should have taken the out
when you had the chance, Black!
Troy: It’s gonna take more than that to keep EB down!
Buckingham: But probably not much more!
SOLOMON VS. EVAN BLACK
Referee: Tom Stevens
As soon as the bell sounds, Solomon
charges at Black, immediately stunning him with a huge kneelift that brings
Black off his feet before falling to the mat. Solomon then takes his right boot
and plants it in Black’s chest before putting all 330 pounds of his weight onto
Black and walking right over him. The Lima crowd boos Solomon ferociously, but this
only causes the Alaskan Monster to smile sadistically. Fueled by the hatred of
the crowd, Solomon does it again, sending Black to a world of pain.
Troy: Someone needs to stop this bully!
He might have broken Evan Black’s ribs!
Buckingham: I thought EB was going to stop the bully, Troy! I thought he was
the giant killer! What happened to all that?!
Solomon pries Black off the mat and whips him against the ropes, crushing
him with a sidewalk slam. Solomon covers… one, and he lifts Black’s head up
himself, shaking his head and telling the Lima crowd that he’s not letting
Black off that easily.
Black withstands a tremendous amount of punishment over the next several
minutes, with Solomon heaving EB from pillar to post, nailing him with back
suplexes, Gorilla press slams, and headbutts. Finally, Solomon crushes Black
with a one-arm chokeslam and signals for the end.
Troy: Oh no. Solomon is signaling for the
Deep Freeze. Evan Black was just never able to get out of the box tonight,
thanks to Solomon’s cowardly pre-match attack, and if Solomon hits this Deep
Freeze, it will complete his total decimation of the popular young superstar
tonight.
Buckingham: Hopefully it will be the beginning of the end for Evan Black’s PWA
career!
The Alaskan Monster lifts Black in position for the Deep Freeze, but leaves
EB perched on his shoulders for several moments, walking him around the ring with
a smug look on his face. However, Solomon leaves Black up there long enough to
recover, long enough to lock his arm around Solomon’s jaw and lace his arm,
locking in the Blackout from an extremely unconventional position!
Troy: Oh my God! The Blackout is locked
in!
Buckingham: He’ll never bring him down!
The Lima crowd comes unglued as Black cinches in the hold as tightly as
possible, bringing Solomon down to one knee! However, Solomon soon gets a
second wind and gets back to his feet, walking Black over to the corner and
perching him on the top rope. Solomon then clubs him with repeated forearms to
force the hold broken and, with Black dazed, the Alaskan Monster climbs up
after him, looking for a superplex.
However, before he can hit the move, Black comes back to life, stinging Solomon
with repeated forearms to the jaw! Before long, Black dazes Solomon enough to
boot him off the top rope and send him down to the mat! Then, with every
Peruvian fan on their feet, Black stands up and leaps forth with Black’s Law,
connecting with authority! Black hooks the leg tightly… one, two, thr-NO!
Solomon kicks out!
Troy: Dammit! He was so close!
Buckingham: I nearly just had a heart attack!
With the entire crowd chanting for Black, the former International Champion
remains undaunted. As Solomon slowly gets back to his feet, Black gets into
position and begins gearing up for the superkick!
Troy: Look at this crowd! Everyone is out
of their seats! Can Evan Black do it?!
Buckingham: Look out, Solomon! Look out!
Finally, the Alaskan Monster reaches a vertical base, and when he does,
Black lets loose with the superkick… but Solomon catches his foot and, in one
fell swoop, scoops Black onto his shoulders, in prime position for the Deep
Freeze!
After pausing for just a moment to smirk and taunt the Lima crowd, Solomon attempts
to destroy Black with the Deep Freeze… but Black is able to block it with
several elbows to the jaw!
Solomon, however, shakes them off and looks for the Deep Freeze again, but this
time, Black is able to adjust his positioning and use Solomon’s own strength
against him, using the momentum the Alaskan Monster provided him in attempting
the spin for the Deep Freeze to drag Solomon to the mat in a crucifix pinning
combination! One, two, three!
Buckingham: What?!
Troy: Oh my God! Evan Black has just pinned Solomon! He pinned him right in the
middle of the ring!
Buckingham: This can’t be happening! Nobody beats Solomon!
Troy: Well, somebody tell that to Evan Black!
The Lima crowd goes ballistic as “Hero” replays over the speakers and Evan
Black is announced the winner. However, before Black or the fans can even let
the victory sink in, a furious Solomon pops to his feet and violently clubs
Black down from behind!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 8:26 – EVAN BLACK
The fans boo vehemently as Solomon
mounts Black and begins shouting at him and pummeling him with fists of fury. Solomon
lets Black get to his feet, but referee Stevens jumps
in front of Solomon to stop him from any further attack. However, Solomon grabs
Stevens by the shirt and shoves him so hard that he slides under the bottom
rope and out of the ring!
Troy: That’s gonna be a fine!
He now grabs Black and attempts to lift him for the Deep Freeze again, but
Black slips out and drills Solomon with the superkick, KOing the Alaskan
Monster!
Troy: He got him with the superkick! Down
goes Solomon!
Buckingham: How is this happening?!
The fans then cheer wildly as “Hero” replays and Evan Black exits the ring in
victory!
Troy: Solomon did everything in his power
to teach Evan Black a lesson tonight, but he evidently took him too lightly and
didn’t show him enough respect! Because right now, it is Solomon who is the one
humiliated, and it is Evan Black who is standing tall!
Buckingham: I think I’m gonna be sick!
Troy: Folks, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we see Solomon
charging through the backstage area, destroying everything in sight. The
catering table has been destroyed, various objects are strewn about, and
numerous officials are in Solomon’s general vicinity as he picks up any item he
can find and heaves it across the room. Growling and shouting barely audible
threats directed at Evan Black, the Alaskan Monster is nearly impossible to
control as he continues his tirade. A senior official makes the mistake of
getting too close to the rabid Solomon, and his penalty is getting grabbed by
the throat and heaved into production equipment that is resting against the
wall!
Finally, creative director Justin Schenck rushes to the scene to try to restore
some order.
Schenck: That’s enough! Take a walk,
Solomon!
Solomon: I want another match with Black! Give me a rematch! He’s dead, you
hear me?! Dead!
Schenck: You don’t get anything right now! You’re acting like a giant baby!
Solomon: What did you say to me?!
Schenck: I said get the hell out of my building right now or I’m gonna suspend
your ass for the rest of the season! Either way, you have one hefty fine coming
your way, and you’d be LUCKY to avoid a suspension!
Solomon’s response is an inaudible yell, so Schenck directs security to
apprehend the Alaskan Monster and escort him out of the building. Despite
vehement protests from Solomon, security does its job with the Alaskan Monster
screaming the whole way out.
***
Back at ringside, “Aksem” by Ahlam hits
the speakers and the fans begin cheering loudly as Saif al Abbad makes his way
to the ring. A look of determination etched on his face, Saif enters the ring
and stretches out on the ropes, ready for his opportunity.
Moments later, “The Final Countdown” by the London Symphony Orchestra hits the
speakers and the Lima crowd roars in approval of hometown hero and PWA
Progressive Champion Matthew Magellan!
Buckingham: Listen to this ovation for
Matthew Magellan! I think even he’s surprised!
Troy: Hometown reaction aside, Magellan is going to have his hands full tonight
with Saif al Abbad!
Magellan appears stoked to have the crowd on his side and responds with the
most exaggerated series of pelvic swivels he’s ever unleashed, to the amusement
of his bodyguard Briggs and the disgust of his manager Jade. Finally, Magellan
enters the ring and hands the title belt to referee Jose Soares as ring
announcer Lee Palmer prepares to begin the ring introductions.
However, before he is able to, Dexter P. Wellington enters the ring through the
crowd and attacks Saif from behind! Wellington stomps Saif relentlessly,
prompting the crowd to boo, but Magellan can’t help but crack up.
Jade shouts at Magellan from the outside of the ring to help Saif so that a
title match can take place, but Magellan instead responds with more pelvic
swivels for the Lima crowd. Wellington now locks Saif in the Million Dollar
Dream and several officials charge out from the backstage area to break it up,
but the Progressive Champion responds by asking assigned referee Jose Soares if
a title match will take place tonight. When Soares responds that it doesn’t look
likely, Magellan jumps up and down and grabs the microphone from Lee Palmer.
Magellan: Still Progressive Champion… ME!
The Lima crowd cheers loudly as Matthew Magellan exits the ring and begins
scurrying to the backstage area. Briggs and Jade follow closely behind and,
though both are silent, Jade shoots daggers at Magellan from her eyes all the
way up the aisle.
In the ring, the officials are finally able to pry Wellington off Saif. As DPW
glares at the fallen Saif intensely, the Lima crowd showers him with boos.
Troy: I don’t believe this! Saif al Abbad
has just been screwed out of ANOTHER opportunity at the Progressive
Championship! Is this man EVER going to get a fair shot?!
Buckingham: Well, it won’t be next week, with Juan Pablo Alvarez slated to get
the opportunity. But if you ask me, Saif has an issue with Dex Wellington here
that needs to be addressed before he can be thinking about any championship.
***
The camera now catches Progressive
Champion Matthew Magellan, Jade, and Briggs walking silently alongside each
other in the backstage area. The tension is thick in the air until Jade interjects.
Jade:
You are unbelievable, Matthew. How did you just allow that to
happen?! Some champion YOU are. You’re in your hometown, with an opportunity to
compete in front of YOUR people, and your opponent gets attacked by someone who
isn’t even a part of the match. So what do you do? You let it happen, and allow
your opponent to be rendered unable to compete?! It’s downright shameful!
Magellan slows down his pace enough so that Jade is walking ahead of
him. He rolls his eyes to Briggs at everything Jade says. Jade stops, turns
around, and notices this, which only serves to infuriate her further.
Jade: I'm so glad you take my advice seriously! You had to win a match just
to get me as your manager, and I know you'll never recognize this, but I DO
have more to offer than my looks. I'm trying to give you advice for your
matches and the best you can do is walk behind me and roll your eyes?! You know
what, Magellan? You don't deserve that title because it takes a man to carry
the Progressive Championship and you are clearly a little boy!
Magellan sheepishly looks at his feet as he walks
along, and the group walks the remainder of the distance in silence. Upon
reaching Magellan's dressing room, however, they are shocked to find Dee Licious
and Michael Grieco vandalizing the room. Grieco can be seen tearing up the
pillows on Magellan's bed, feathers flying everywhere. Dee has a coffee pot in
her hand and is maliciously pouring hot coffee all over Jade's clothes.
Dee spots Jade walking in on the scene and laughs maniacally at her as she
continues to pour the coffee. Jade, her composure already worn thin by the
antics of Magellan, completely loses it and lunges at Dee! The two
collapse to the dressing room floor and, after an exchange of lefts and rights
and a few knees to the ribs, Dee is able to wrestle Jade back up to her feet,
pinning Jade's arms behind her back. Grieco walks over to the dressing room
vanity, where a large custard pie is sitting. Grieco slowly saunters over to
the two women, pie in tow. Magellan appears to be horrified.
Magellan: My pie!
Grieco: Hey Dee, you think she needs some cream with her coffee?
Dee gleefully shakes her head in the affirmative as Grieco winds up to land
the pie right in Jade's face. However, out of nowhere, Briggs charges at Grieco
and tackles him to the floor, the pie grossly missing its target of Jade, and
instead smashing all over the face and chest of Michael Grieco!
Matthew Magellan is still standing in the doorway
of his dressing room and, as he watches the scene unfold, we witness his face
contort from one of horror to absolute delight and amusement. Dee releases Jade
and rushes over to Grieco to help clean the pie off his face. Magellan
starts to laugh uncontrollably.
Magellan: Hahaha! Hey Jade, I have a joke for you!
What has big muscles, small brains, and pie all over his face? … THIS JACKASS!
Hahaha!
Even Jade, who has been pissed off this entire time,
can't help but laugh at Magellan's “joke” as she, Magellan, and Briggs exit the
dressing room, leaving Dee to clean up the mess all over Grieco. As the group
exits we can hear Grieco screaming at the top of his lungs, “I’ll get you for
this! You hear me?! All of you! You’re DONE!” as we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we head back to
ringside and we see our commentators Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham as they
speak towards the camera.
Troy: Last week, we all witnessed an absolutely heinous assault against
Jaguar at the hands of the PWA Tag Team Champions Texas Justice. They attacked
him in the parking lot, and we saw Maddox Tate hurl him head-first through a
car window.
Buckingham: We did. It was violent and vicious, and the last we saw of Texas
Justice, they were being escorted out of the building by Johannesburg policemen
and security.
Troy: We have yet to hear from Texas Justice or PWA creative director Justin
Schenck regarding that situation, but we are pleased to announce that we have
been able to reach Jaguar via satellite, and we will head to him live right
now. Jag, are you there?
The shot cuts to a sun-lit room, which shows framed Jacksonville Jaguars jerseys
and autographed pictures along the wall. Above them are replicas of the PWA World
Heavyweight Championship and Tag Team Championship. Below them is the former
PWA Champion, who is sporting a Temple Owls t-shirt and glasses, which show
numerous scars and scrapes behind them. He adjusts his earpiece as he begins to
speak.
Jaguar: Yeah Vic, I've got ya.
Troy: Jag, thanks for making the time to speak with us tonight. We can see that
you are at your home in Florida. What has gone on with you since that brutal
attack we witnessed last week?
Jaguar: Well, not too much honestly. We all saw it. Texas Justice came to the
parking lot looking for a fight, and they got one, but I didn't win it that
night. I've been home for a few days just trying to recover and get back on my feet.
Troy: Now in the past, we have known you to have concussion issues in your
career. Given that, how were you able to get back to the States?
Jaguar: Good question. Thankfully, I avoided a concussion with that episode, so
after I was released from the hospital in Johannesburg, I was able to sneak in
a flight back home, but my doctor in Atlanta won't clear me to fly again for a
while, at least until they run some more tests.
Buckingham: Randall Buckingham here. Jaguar, now that you are home, and it’s
been a few days since that attack, the public wants to know: are you finally
going to stay there?
Troy: Will you stop?!
Before Jaguar can answer, "Mouth For War" by Pantera explodes
through the speakers as Texas Justice emerges from behind the curtain on their
way to the ring. The PWA Tag Team Champions Maddox Tate and Pitbull are as
brash as ever as they enter the ring and Pitbull grabs a microphone.
Pitbull: So sorry to interrupt you, Jaguar, but Randall here asked a great
question, and we wanted to be present, live and in front of you on that screen,
to hear your answer. Now before you give it, we just want everyone to know that
the Johannesburg police force did not arrest us last week.
Tate: That's right. We were cited for the damage to the vehicle, but we paid a
little fine, and boom, home free. A small price to pay for ending the career of
a supposed legend, but hell, it was so worth it. But Jag, don't let us take the
moment away from you here, go on and say what you were about to say.
Jaguar: I'm glad you guys came out too, and it’s good that you got off with a
fine. I never pressed any charges against you for it, but more on that later.
To answer your question: when I began this season after being Michael
Grieco here in Jacksonville, my intent was to retire and hang 'em up. I've won
that PWA title there five times, that Tag title eight times… what more was left
for me to do? But out of nowhere, here come these two dudes from the way-back
machine, apparently blaming me for losing their shots at the PWA for all these
years. I won't rehash the story, but they attack me, put me out of action, and
think I'm done. Well they're wrong. I come back, I show them that they can't
keep me down, but again, I find myself put out of action, back home, not
knowing where my next match is going to be or when.
Pitbull: Hell, while you're home, you probably don't even know where your next
paycheck is coming from.
Tate: Bet he knows where his next cheeseburger is coming from though.
Texas Justice snickers as the former champion speaks again.
Jaguar: Real funny, guys, and you're right on both counts, I guess. But
that's what this is really about, huh fellas? The real reason you guys are
pissed off, is simply because I don't have to do this anymore and you do,
right? Think about it. I live here in sunny Florida, nice house, a car that is
paid for, and I've got palm trees outside. You guys have been slumming at VFW
halls and sleeping on the floors of Red Roof Inns all over the world because
you "never got a break," and it’s my fault?
Tate: You're damn right it’s your fault, you arrogant son of a bitch! Damn
right it is! And I'll tell you when I knew it too, Jaguar. July 1st, 2006.
Pitbull and I have just won a tag team championship in Osaka, Japan, in a
barbed wire death match the night before. Our bodies, as usual, are ravaged, torn
up, beaten, and then, on July 1st, we catch PWA Meltdown on the TV screen at
the hotel. You remember that night, Jaguar? You should. You put your career up
for grabs, along with an Everlasting Epic title match, to fight Bryan Conroy,
one of the greatest technical wrestlers the world has ever seen. And how do you
approach that match? With arrogance. I can remember the sting of peroxide in my
skin from all those cuts as I watched you roll down to the ring in some goddamn
convertible, with rims spinning, girls everywhere. For YEARS, we have sat back
and watched you hog what should have been our spotlight. We beat you up and
down the south back in the day, and now you sit there in some plush house with
diamond studded earrings on, and look down upon us like you have nothing to do
with it?!
Jaguar: Yeah, I remember that night well, Maddox. I whooped Conroy's ass, took
that car out that night, and lived it up, because that's what we do. You wanna
hate on me for living my life, for stuntin' like I do in and out of that ring?
The reason for it, fellas, is because I earned it! Through my own hard work!
What would you know about that? Not once in my career have I taken the
shortcuts that you guys do, and you tried it again last week!
Pitbull: We tried, and we succeeded, Jag. Look at you. You said it yourself,
you're back home once again. For the second time, Texas Justice has had to
teach you a lesson, a lesson you just refuse to learn. Believe it or not, we
respected you. You were one of our greatest opponents down south, and we
thought that respect was mutual until you left. But when you came back to help
out the PWA roster with guys from our territory, you forgot who we were. You
slapped us in the face, so we took great pleasure in scarring yours, just so
you could see how it felt.
Tate: And now that you know how it feels, it’s time to do the smart thing, Jag.
Look around, all you have is you. You mentioned how you've had the Tag titles
here so many times, but look at your partners. Romeo is retired and has a
couple of rugrats to take care of. You think he wants any of Texas Justice?
Hell no. GI Jew couldn't care less about you. Scythe is a chump, and Vulture
has clearly moved on to bigger and better things. Hell, the guy even rid the
ring of you in the Symphony of Destruction. Face it man, there's nothing left.
I know you told us it wouldn't end in that parking lot, but listen to your
doctors, listen to your woman, tuck your tail, and stay home!
Jaguar: You know what, man? Maybe you’re right. There aren't any other partners
for me. This is a war I'm fighting by myself. But you know what? It’s a war I'm
going to win. That just goes to show how dumb you guys are, and why I've never
had that type of respect for you. You take shortcuts, fellas. You don't deserve
that respect. Seeing Jason Calysto hold that PWA title again shows me there's
no reason why I can't get back to the top of that mountain, and to do that, I
must, and will, get past you. So I don't know when I'll be back, but rest
assured bitches, I will be back! (Crowd cheers) If I could get my hands on you
next week, I would. But since I can't, I spoke with Justin Schenck. He was none
too pleased knowing that you idiots exposed this company to extreme liability
by jumping me in that parking lot. So, he did me a few favors so that those
charges weren't pressed.
Pitbull: What kind of favor?!
Jaguar: Glad you asked. Next week, you're going to defend those titles of
yours. And you'll do it against my friends, Paul Dawkins and Renegade.
Tate: (Laughing) So what? That's it?
Jaguar: See, there you go again. Your ol' lady said you had problems with
things being premature. How about you wait and listen? You'll fight Dawkins and
Renegade, and Synergy. But wait, there's more. I have two more friends looking
to get a piece of you, so Jon Dulberg and Kerry Cox are also in the match! Next
week, you're fighting six guys in a four corners fatal fourway match for the
PWA Tag Team Championship!
Pitbull: What?! You can't do that!
Jaguar: I can and I did. And remember fellas, you don't have to be pinned to drop
a few pounds in Toronto next week. Good luck holding onto those titles, and
I'll be seeing you sooner than later. You can bet that.
“My Avenue” by Lil' Boosie Bad Azz, Lil' Phat and Lil' Trill hits the
speakers as Jaguar removes his earpiece and walks off, leaving Texas Justice
seething in the ring as we head to a break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Trust” by Sevendust is blaring over the speakers and Briggs
is standing in the ring, ready for combat.
Moments later, “Body Ya” by Fabolous hits and the Lima crowd cheers loudly for
Rich Revis! Making his energetic entrance, Revis heads down the aisle and steps
into the ring as the bell sounds.
Troy: Alright, we’re going to see a rare
singles match from Briggs here. And this issue here dates back to the Symphony
of Destruction, when Revis scored the elimination on Briggs.
Buckingham: Eliminating Briggs from the SOD and beating him one-on-one are two
entirely different things, Troy.
Troy: Interesting to not see Matthew Magellan or Jade out here with Briggs.
Buckingham: I’d imagine that Magellan is backstage keeping Jade safe from
Michael Grieco and Dee.
Troy: It’s more like the other way around, I bet. Did you see Magellan just let
Saif get assaulted by Dex Wellington earlier?
Buckingham: It was his opponent! It was in his best interests not to help him!
Totally different scenario!
RICH REVIS VS. BRIGGS
Referee: Dan Martin
Briggs and Revis go right at each
other, but neither man is able to develop a clear advantage in the slugfest.
Eventually, however, Briggs is able to overpower Revis and whip him against the
ropes. However, Revis rebounds with a flying shoulder tackle that takes Briggs
off his feet!
Briggs gets back to a vertical base and swings a clothesline at Revis, but
Revis ducks under it and responds with a dropkick to the knee. Briggs’ knee
buckles on him and he hits the mat hard, shouting in pain.
Buckingham: Now THAT didn’t look good.
Revis shows mercy for just a moment, but that mercy goes out the window
when a hobbling Briggs pokes him in the eye. Briggs then whips Revis against
the ropes and nails him with a powerslam upon his return, the impact taking the
wounded Briggs off his feet as well!
Briggs, still hobbling, lifts Revis off the mat, looking for the Briggs Bomb.
However, Revis is able to fight out of it and smash Briggs’ head into the top
turnbuckle, dazing him. Then, Revis scoops him up and crushes him with a
running powerslam! With Briggs down, Revis climbs to the top rope and nails his
impressive Revis Island flip legdrop! Revis covers… one, two, three!
Troy: And another impressive win for Rich
Revis!
Buckingham: Really can’t argue with that!
The fans cheer as “Body Ya” replays and Revis exits the ring in victory.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 2:39 – RICH REVIS
Meanwhile, in the ring, Briggs slowly
rolls out of the ring and gets to his feet on the outside. However, before he
can get far, Michael Grieco rushes down the aisle and clubs him to the ground!
He then lifts Briggs and whips him ferociously into the steel steps! From
there, Grieco lifts the steps up and smashes them down on Briggs’ injured right
knee!
Troy: Oh my God!
Buckingham: That is NOT gonna be good!
Briggs wails in pain as Grieco lifts the steps and does it again! The
mighty Briggs is nearly in tears as Grieco lifts the stairs again, looking to
do it a third time, but Matthew Magellan rushes down the aisle to a huge
ovation, sliding right into a drop toehold that causes Grieco to fall down and
knock himself out on the steel steps! From there, Magellan waves the EMTs down
to the ring and they begin working on Briggs as security leads the loopy Grieco
to the back.
Troy: You know Randall, I have to say,
that was actually a courageous move by Matthew Magellan!
Buckingham: He’s not all bad!
Troy: Perhaps not, but this didn’t look good for Briggs. We’ll keep you posted
on his condition. But for now, it’s time for another commercial break. We’ll be
right back as our triple threat main event approaches! Stay tuned!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, backstage reporter Traci
Reed is interviewing The Omega and Darrin Giles of Synergy in the backstage
area.
Traci: Gentlemen, on last week’s show,
you revealed to us that you were in fact behind the brutal attack that Paul
Dawkins received at Symphony of Destruction, taking him out of the Tag Team Championship
Match for that night. The main question is: Why?
Giles: Well Traci, we wanted to make a statement. We wanted to let the PWA fans
know that we are still around, and still a force to be reckoned with.
Omega: And furthermore, Dawkins had it coming to him after he injured my former
tag team partner, Don Capriglione. You may not remember Traci, but the MVP’s
broken leg was a direct result of Dawkins knocking him off the top rope in the
last match he had.
Out of nowhere, Paul Dawkins and Renegade invade
the interview and grab Synergy, throwing them into a nearby pile of stage
equipment! The four men brawl backstage, punching and kicking each other.
***
The camera then cuts to another portion of the
backstage area, where reporter Scott Cornelius is standing by with PWA Champion
Jason Calysto.
Cornelius: I’m standing here with our PWA
World Heavyweight Champion The Iceman Jason Calysto, and in just a few moments
we are going to be witnessing a triple threat match pitting Showtime Damon
Savage, Dan Crowley, and Vulture against each other, with the Everlasting Epic
shot at your title on the line. All of these men are former PWA World
Heavyweight Champions, the most decorated of which is Vulture, so I’ve got to
ask: of these three men, who would you most want to face at Everlasting Epic?
Calysto: Jeez Scott, way to recycle the material. Didn’t you ask me a
derivation of this question last week?
Cornelius (visibly flustered): Uh, I suppose I did. In that case, does it mean
you’ll answer one of the other questions I had lined up last week?
Calysto: Haha, I’m afraid not Scott. I’ll tell you this though: all three of
these men are great in their own right and any one of them would make a worthy
opponent for Everlasting Epic. That is, assuming I make it to London with the
title, of course. Now Crowley has shown that he will put his body through hell
just to walk away with the gold, and Showtime throws a mean knockout punch and
also has that hunger and that drive to go all the way. And as far as Vulture
goes… we’ll talk about him another time.
But you’re forgetting one thing, Scott. No matter who wins tonight, as worthy
as each man is, they still have to go to Everlasting Epic and take this title
from me, one of only two five-time PWA world champions. But I think my resume
speaks for itself. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch the match
from the comfort of my own dressing room, which Justin Schenck has equipped
with recliners and a plasma TV. One of the perks of being the champ I guess!
Calysto smiles and walks off towards his dressing room as the camera cuts
to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Judas Rising” by
Judas Priest hits the speakers and the fans begin cheering loudly as Dan
Crowley makes his way to the ring.
Troy: Alright folks, it’s main event
time! One half of the Everlasting Epic main event will be set in stone at the
conclusion of this bout!
Buckingham: And if you ask me, it won’t be this man going to EE!
Troy: Why can’t it be Dan Crowley?!
Buckingham: Because nothing is stopping Vulture from advancing to the main
event of Everlasting Epic, Troy! Not Crowley, not Showtime, not Justin Schenck.
Vulture WILL be in the main event of EE, and he WILL recapture the championship
on that night! I don’t know why anyone is bothering to fight it. SIN is taking
over!
Troy: Oh lord.
A visibly pumped Crowley enters the ring and stretches himself out on the
ropes as he awaits the arrival of his competition. Moments later, “No Country
for Young Men” by Ice Cube hits and the fans keep the thunderous cheers going
for Showtime Damon Savage!
Troy: Here comes Showtime! Randall, this
man defeated Dan Crowley for the PWA Championship at Symphony of Destruction,
but in his first television appearance after the victory, Vulture and SIN
screwed him out of the title—
Buckingham: I know! I was there!
Troy: Would you let me finish?! What I was about to say, Randall, is who is
more deserving of a shot at the title in the Everlasting Epic main event than
this man?
Buckingham: Vulture! Everything you are bitching about happening to Showtime
happened to Vulture, except Vulture actually went about things the right way!
Troy: I think we’re going to have to agree to disagree here.
Showtime enters the ring and nods at Crowley, the two friends tabling their
friendship for the night as they each seek EE glory. Then, “Falling From the
Sky” by VAST hits and the Lima crowd begins booing loudly as Vulture emerges
from behind the curtain, alone.
Buckingham: Troy, you sit there and talk about the injustices done to Showtime
and Crowley, but these are men that had their shot. Last year, Showtime and
Crowley both competed in the main event, a triple threat title shot against
Anthony Failla. Crowley walked away with the title, and then Showtime won it
from Crowley 10 months later at Symphony of Destruction. But answer me this:
how many times has Vulture competed in the main event of Everlasting Epic?
Troy: Actually... never. Wow. Is that right? That can’t be right.
Buckingham: It is absolutely right, Troy, and Justin Schenck is doing
everything in his power to screw him out of this one too, a spot he earned with
his SOD victory. Justin is my buddy and all, but I think he’s handling this SIN
thing all wrong. If he just leaves them alone, he’ll take a lot of their fuel
away. And if you ask me, as aggressive as he’s been with them lately, it
doesn’t make him look great.
Troy: Randall, he has no choice. SIN will run roughshod over this company if
Justin Schenck stands by and does nothing. And just because Vulture has never
competed in an Everlasting Epic main event doesn’t mean he should be allowed to
cheat his way there. Tonight, he has to beat Showtime and Crowley straight up,
and then he can have his main event moment. That’s more than fair.
Vulture enters the ring, exchanging glares with both Crowley and Showtime
as the music dies down. Then, referee Matt Hansen signals for the bell.
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
VULTURE VS. SHOWTIME DAMON SAVAGE VS. DAN CROWLEY
Referee: Matt Hansen
As soon as the bell sounds, Showtime and Crowley look at each other, nod, and
charge right at Vulture, taking him down to a roaring ovation from the Lima
crowd!
Buckingham: Not fair!
Troy: Of course it’s fair!
Vulture slides out of the ring to safety and gains his bearings, but
neither Showtime nor Crowley are prepared to relent. Showtime gets a running
start and leaps through the middle rope, taking Vulture down with a suicide
dive! Then, when both Showtime and Vulture reach their feet, Crowley follows
with a springboard plancha that takes both men down!
Troy: Look at the carnage! All three men
are down on the outside of the ring!
Buckingham: It’s a good thing there are no count-outs in this match, or this
one might be over right here!
At length, all three men reach a vertical base, and eventually return to
the ring. However, Showtime immediately clotheslines Vulture over the top rope
and out of the ring, leaving Savage to battle it out with Crowley.
Savage whips Crowley against the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Crowley
ducks under it, hits the opposite ropes, and lets loose with a flying crossbody
that takes Savage down! The cover… one, two, and Showtime gets the shoulder up.
Both men pop up at the same time, but Showtime charges right at Crowley,
looking for a running knockout punch. However, Crowley is able to counter,
catching Showtime with a Samoan drop! Crowley covers… one, two, and Showtime
gets the shoulder up again!
With Savage down, Crowley climbs to the top rope, looking for the Shadow of the
Nite. However, he notices Vulture rising on the outside and changes course,
leaping to the arena floor to take out the SIN co-leader! However, though
Crowley does catch Vulture with the move, he connects more with the hard floor
than with Vulture!
Troy: That move may prove to do more harm
than good, Randall!
Buckingham: It looked like Vulture moved at the last instant, but not quite far
enough to get out of the way! Showtime is at a clear advantage now!
Realizing this, Savage exits the ring, grabs Vulture and rolls him back
inside. With Crowley still down on the opposite side of the ring, Showtime
stalks the slowly-rising Vulture, waiting for his opportunity to strike.
Finally, Vulture returns to a vertical base and Showtime grabs him from behind,
looking for It’s Showtime. However, before the move can be landed, Vulture
blocks it and counters with an armdrag takeover. Showtime pops right back to
his feet and charges at Vulture, but the SIN co-leader counters with a
thunderous Chill Factor spinebuster! Vulture floats right over into a cover…
one, two, and Showtime gets a shoulder up!
Vulture then lifts Savage off the mat and signals for the Crimson Sunset,
looking to end this contest and punch his ticket to Everlasting Epic. However,
just as Vulture lifts him for the move, Crowley gets back to his feet and
charges the pair, nailing Vulture right in the gut with a dropkick while he
hangs Showtime upside down in the setup for the Sunset! Vulture loses his
balance, and in the process of trying to regain it, he drops Showtime, who
crashes into referee Matt Hansen before tumbling under the bottom rope and out
of the ring! Then, Vulture turns around, walking right into a Brutal Legend
from Crowley, who nails the move perfectly in the center of the ring!
Troy: He hit it! Crowley just hit the
Brutal Legend!
Buckingham: He did, but the referee is down! There’s not gonna be anyone to
count the pin!
Crowley doesn’t immediately realize this and covers Vulture, hooking the
leg. However, after several moments, Crowley becomes aware that the referee is
down and breaks the cover. He gets to his feet and begins shaking Hansen,
trying to revive him. However, as he does this, a man hops the barricade from
the crowd and destroys Crowley with a springboard dropkick! Once in the ring,
it becomes clear that this is a familiar face.
Troy: My God! That’s… that’s James
Biamonte! What the hell is James Biamonte doing out here?!
Buckingham: That’s a two-time International and Progressive Champion in the
ring right now, a man we haven’t seen since PWA shut its doors in 2006!
As the fans boo, Biamonte lifts Crowley up and destroys him with the Buzzkill,
the finishing maneuver that led him to multiple singles championships through
his runs in CAW and the PWA. Biamonte then drags Vulture onto Crowley’s prone
carcass, lifts Hansen by his shirt, and shoves him back down next to the
attempted pin. Biamonte then exits, whips Showtime into the steel stairs for
good measure, and escapes through the crowd. Meanwhile, Hansen slowly comes to
and begins count. One… two… three.
Troy: Goddammit! Vulture just stole this
one! This is exactly what Justin Schenck did NOT want to happen!
Buckingham: Well, Justin tried to protect against any sort of chicanery by
banning all members of SIN from ringside, but he didn’t make any mention of
interference from individuals not affiliated with SIN!
Troy: Oh come on! This is just some coincidence then? Biamonte never had an
issue with Crowley throughout his PWA career, but he IS Vulture’s cousin! You
don’t find that even a LITTLE suspicious!
Buckingham: I don’t even know that James Biamonte works here! All I know is
that Vulture has won this match, just like I said he would, and he is going to
Everlasting Epic!
The fans boo profusely as “Electric Head Pt. 1: The Agony” by White Zombie
hits the speakers and Vulture slowly comes to, finally realizing he has won
this match. Meanwhile, SIN members Morgan Day, Chris & Alexis Duval, John
Wolfe, Markus Krieg, and Greg Tantalus make their way to the ring, ready to
begin the celebration.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 10:15 – VULTURE
Troy: What a travesty! What an
undeserving victory!
Buckingham: Give me a break, Troy! Vulture won the Symphony of Destruction to
earn the Everlasting Epic title shot in the first place, and he was completely
screwed out of the world championship two weeks ago. All that happened tonight
was a wrong was righted, however it happened!
Troy: SIN found another loophole, Randall! There’s no way James Biamonte acted
on his own! I’d bet my life that he was paid off by SIN to come out here and
make sure Vulture goes to Everlasting Epic!
Buckingham: And if they did, then kudos to them for taking this match more
seriously than Crowley or Showtime!
Troy: You’re impossible! Folks, Vulture is going to Everlasting Epic to
challenge for the world championship, and Showtime and Crowley have been
screwed again! This is horrible!
Buckingham: Quit your whining, Troy! Long live SIN!
Troy: Will you shut up?!
Tantalus promptly kicks Crowley out of the ring upon entering before
embracing Vulture and lifting his arm in victory. Krieg and Wolfe then put
Vulture on his shoulders and the Lima crowd showers the group with jeers.
***
The camera now shifts backstage, where
a furious creative director Justin Schenck is shouting into his cell phone.
Schenck: What do you mean James Biamonte
has been signed to a contract?! How am I supposed to do my job if you people
keep stepping on my toes and making decisions behind my back?! … I don’t want
to hear your excuses, this is bullshit! There’s nothing I can do about this?! …
Bullshit he’s not a member of SIN! You know what? I’ve had enough of you!
Schenck angrily ends the call and chucks his cell phone down the hall.
However, it is caught by the PWA World Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto, who
calmly walks up to the creative director and hands it back to him.
Calysto: You probably should be more careful
with this.
Schenck: I don’t get it. You don’t even seem the least bit angry with what just
happened.
Calysto: Justin, you could have chosen anyone to take the title from Vulture
and you chose me. You did it for a reason. And I promise you, as long as I’m
defending this title, Vulture will never hold it again.
Schenck: Well, you’d better be on your A-game next week then, because you’re
going to be defending that title against Showtime and Crowley in a triangle
elimination match. We’re going to take care of both of their championship
rematches in one shot, and if one of them walks away with the title, we’ll find
a spot for you to get your rematch. But Calysto, if you win next week, then
that’s it. It’ll be you and Vulture at Everlasting Epic, and I’ll be counting
on you. We’ll all be counting on you.
Calysto smirks at Schenck and pats him on the back.
Calysto: Don’t worry. It’s nothing I
can’t handle.
With that, Calysto walks off, leaving a concerned Schenck in his wake as
the camera fades to black.
-- END SHOW --
Pre-Show Dark Matches:
1.
Kemi Okoro def. Dee Licious at 4:21 with the Igbo Bomb. (Referee: Dan Martin)
2. Jon Dulberg def. Dexter P. Wellington at 4:36 with the Walk-Off. (Referee:
Tom Stevens)
3. Chris Duval & Markus Krieg of SIN def. Paul Dawkins & Renegade.
Krieg pinned Renegade after the BlitzKrieg at 5:13. (Referee: Matt Hansen)