EPISODE
1.7 – TUESDAY, JUNE 22, 2010
US AIRWAYS CENTER
PHOENIX, AZ
A video package airs, highlighting
events that took place on last week’s episode, including the 26-man battle royal,
which concluded with Showtime Damon Savage and Dan Crowley standing tall,
advancing to a one-on-one match tonight, in which the winner will challenge for
the PWA World Heavyweight Championship in two weeks, and the loser will compete
that same night in the Seven Deadly Sins match with an Everlasting Epic PWA
title match at stake. The video concludes with a teaser of the battle between
the sometimes tag team partners that will take place tonight, before “Live
Again” by Ours hits and the opening credits roll.
Upon their conclusion, we are taken
inside the US Airways Center in
Calysto: Indeed we do, Vic! As you saw at the top of the broadcast, we’re going
to have the two survivors of last week’s battle royal, Showtime Damon Savage
and Dan Crowley, do battle in our main event tonight, and there is a TON at
stake in that matchup. While the loser does still have the Seven Deadly Sins
match in two weeks to fall back on, the winner will get to avoid that match
altogether. On the same night eight guys are putting themselves through hell in
the Seven Deadly Sins match for the right to challenge for the world title at
Everlasting Epic VI, the winner of tonight’s bout will compete for that very
title, one-on-one, in two weeks. And, if they win, they’d have only one
mandatory rematch to get through on their road to defending the gold at the big
show.
Troy: And on that note, folks, it was signed during this past week, Jaguar will
exercise the return clause in his contract tonight and challenge Anthony Failla
for the PWA Championship!
Calysto: That should be a tremendous rematch from their cage match three weeks
ago, and it’s interesting that Jaguar chose to cash in on his rematch tonight.
From what I’ve been told, Jaguar was given a choice by Justin Schenck during
this past week: either take the rematch tonight, and should he lose, face
Renegade in a Seven Deadly Sins qualifying match next week; or forego a one-on-one
rematch, and accept a bye into the Seven Deadly Sins. Apparently, had Jaguar
taken the bye, Renegade would have been added to the scheduled bout next week
between Dexter Wellington and Paul Dawkins, and it would have become a triple
threat. Because Jaguar chose the match with Failla tonight, if FAILLA loses the
gold here, HE would get a bye into the Seven Deadly Sins as HIS mandatory
rematch, and the triple threat would again be on. So, a lot at stake here.
Calysto: It sure could. And I’ve also heard through the grapevine that Dex
Troy: Also tonight, Vulture is going to one-on-one with another newcomer,
Matthew Magellan.
Calysto: Well, not a great draw for Magellan at all, but if he wants an
opportunity to turn people’s heads and get them to take notice, this is it. He
will be in there with one of the most prolific champions in PWA history, and a
good showing here would do wonders for his career.
Troy: And, finally, we are going to see Solomon head-to-head with John Wolfe,
and folks, that match begins right now! Let’s head out to the ring!
***
Suddenly, “Hear Me” by
Darkseed explodes onto the speakers, and the
Moments later, “Charlie Big Potato” by
Skunk Anansie hits and John Wolfe receives a respectable ovation from the fans.
Wolfe doesn’t take his eyes off Solomon as he power walks his way down the
aisle without the presence of his tag team partner Paul Epton. Wolfe heads into
the ring and stands right up to the two-time world champion, the top of the
tall Wolfe’s head only reaching the monstrous Alaskan’s nose. Referee Matt
Hansen then calls for the bell, getting this matchup underway.
SEVEN DEADLY SINS QUALFIYING MATCH:
SOLOMON VS. JOHN WOLFE
Referee: Matt Hansen
Wolfe makes the
first move, shoving Solomon, which only serves to bring a slight smile to the
Alaskan Monster’s face. When Solomon lunges at Wolfe, however, Wolfe is able to
grab his arm and drive him down to the mat in an armbar! Wolfe digs down and
cinches in the hold with all the might he can muster, and Solomon screams out
in pain! However, Solomon is ultimately able to use his brute strength to pull
himself back up to a vertical base. Wolfe still has the armbar locked in, and
when Solomon swings his other arm at Wolfe, the British star catches it and,
restraining both of Solomon’s arms, drills him with repeated headbutts before
downing him with a hard belly-to-belly suplex! Wolfe screams out, pumped, and
the fans shower him with cheers!
Calysto: Vic, let’s not forget that John Wolfe had some singles success outside
of his team with Paul Epton at the tail end of PWA’s run in 2006. He was a
multi-time Progressive Champion, and was in fact the last man to hold that
title. Wolfe knows what he’s doing in that ring, and I know Solomon only has
three pinfall losses in his career, but Wolfe has the ability to give him a run
for his money here.
Solomon has a look of surprise in his eyes as he slowly gets up from the
mat, but that surprise quickly turns to aggravation as he gets up, charges at
Wolfe, and is taken down with a hard hip toss! Solomon gets up and loudly
demands Wolfe interlock fingers and engage him in a test of strength. Wolfe
obliges, and Solomon responds by immediately booting Wolfe in the gut, and
clubbing him with a thunderous right arm to the back. Wolfe winces in pain, and
Solomon follows that up by grabbing him and sending him flying into the
ringpost, shoulder first! Wolfe’s right shoulder smacks off the steel, and he
screams out in pain. Solomon then immediately goes in for the kill, wrenching
Wolfe’s shoulder and driving it down to the mat, hard. With that, Solomon lifts
Wolfe up, and downs him with a hard shoulderbreaker, further weakening the
area! Solomon covers… one, two, and Wolfe kicks out with the opposite shoulder.
Solomon follows this up with repeated
stomps to the injured right shoulder, further weakening the area. He then drops
down and locks Wolfe’s right arm in an armbar, stretching it out, putting more
pressure on the shoulder. Wolfe is in terrible pain, and fights with every
fiber of his being just to reach the ropes and force Solomon to break the hold.
Calysto: I think that’s pretty safe to say, Vic. Solomon has isolated his
attack on that right arm and shoulder, trying to take Wolfe’s chokeslam
finisher away from him. So far, it seems to be working beautifully. Wolfe is
going to have to find a way to keep Solomon off of him and avoid his offensive
assault if he wants any chance of recovering in this bout.
Solomon breaks the hold and moves in on Wolfe, but Wolfe stings him with a
boot to the midsection when he does! Wolfe then gets himself up and begins
exchanging blows with Solomon, trying to reverse the advantage. However,
Solomon hits that shoulder with a hard chop, prompting Wolfe to wince, and
giving Solomon an opening to whip him against the ropes. Solomon attempts to
catch him in a sidewalk slam as he returns, but Wolfe slips out, and drills
Solomon with a boot to the jaw as he turns around! Solomon is dazed, and Wolfe
uses the opening to back up several steps and charge forward, nailing him with
a thunderous boot to the jaw, which floors the mighty Alaskan! Wolfe covers…
one, two, and Solomon gets the shoulder up!
Solomon springs up to
his feet, catching Wolfe by surprise, and darts right at him, but Wolfe is able
to catch him and drill him with a thunderous spinebuster! Then, with Solomon
down, Wolfe signals for the chokeslam!
The Alaskan Monster slowly gets up, and Wolfe grabs him with his right hand by
the throat, preparing for his finisher. However, before he can lift him,
Solomon violently chops that injured right shoulder, causing Wolfe to break his
grip! Solomon then lifts Wolfe for the Deep Freeze, and drills him to the mat
with the move with furious impact! Solomon covers… one, two, three!
Calysto: Welcome to the Seven Deadly Sins
match, Solomon!
Calysto: Solomon did tremendous damage to Wolfe’s shoulder there, Vic, and it
weakened it just enough that he was able to escape that chokeslam. But, a real
eye-opening effort for Wolfe here tonight.
The
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT
9:20 AND QUALIFIED FOR THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS MATCH – SOLOMON
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, John Wolfe is icing his shoulder in the dressing room, with a
disgusted look on his face. The look doesn’t fade at all as his tag team
partner Paul Epton enters the room and takes a seat next to him.
Epton: Tremendous effort out there.
Wolfe glares at him, but does not speak.
Epton: Seriously, you went out there with
the biggest dog in the yard and you gave him all he could handle. I’m quite
proud of you, mate.
Wolfe: Proud? What in the bloody hell is there to be proud of? I lost. I am a
loser. I had my shot to enter the Seven Deadly Sins, and I blew it.
Epton: But you had to wrestle SOLOMON.
Wolfe: Who cares? I want to be the world champion. And that means beating
people like Solomon along the way. And now my window is closed.
Epton: I’m sorry, mate. Well, look. There’s still the tag straps. I’ll talk to
Schenck and get us a match next week. We still have seven weeks until the
finale. I know we can win those belts by Everlasting Epic the latest.
Wolfe: Fine. Just leave me be for now. I need to be alone right now.
Epton: Very well. Don’t take this too hard, John. You really did fight a hell
of a match.
Epton then exits the room and Wolfe sighs disgustedly.
***
The camera then shifts to Justin Schenck’s office, where the creative director
is conversing with PWA head of security Jamal.
Schenck: This is really unacceptable,
Jamal. Your team was assigned one task above all else last week, and that was
to keep Greg Tantalus out of the building and away from me. And what happened?
I’ll tell you what happened. He broke into my office while your team of idiots
stood guard at the door. Then, when he escaped my setup in the ring later in
the night, he somehow managed to not be found, despite your whole team on the
case. And then, he makes it back out to ringside to interfere in a battle royal
which he had no business interfering in. All this under your watch, Jamal. I’ve
got to say, this isn’t your shining moment, pal.
Jamal: I’m sorry, Mr. Schenck. It won’t happen again.
Schenck: It better not. Tantalus is banned from the building again tonight. I
don’t even want to so much as LOOK at him tonight, not even a picture. If he
gets in here, you’re going to get more than a stern talking to.
Jamal: Understood.
Schenck gestures for Jamal to leave. After the head of security does so,
Paul Dawkins and Renegade enter, looking angry.
Schenck: So, you two requested this
meeting. What’s on your minds?
Renegade: What the hell was with preventing us from going out there and saving
Greg Tantalus last week?
Dawkins: That was low. I know you want to take the guy out, but at least level
the playing field a little.
Schenck laughs out loud at this comment.
Renegade: And then, all this nonsense
with our Seven Deadly Sins qualifying matches next week. We may or may not be
competing in a triple threat against each other? So we could go from competing
for two spots to competing for one?
Dawkins: Why our matches? Is this some kind of punishment for last week?
Schenck: Well… yes, Paul, it is. I know you two have an issue with Synergy, and
whatever you say about Greg Tantalus now, I know that you were out there for
them, not for Tantalus. And as far as next week goes, the other two qualifying
matches on the schedule are Scythe vs. Chris Duval, and Jackie Baccaro vs.
Kerry Cox. And I’ll be frank, I’m very partial to both Baccaro and Duval, and I
wanted them to have one-on-one shots. You two, I couldn’t really care less
about. In fact, you’ve really been nothing but a bother to me since the season
started. I expected a lot more from your team when I put you back together. All
you’ve done, one way or another, is fail.
Dawkins: Listen, we know we’re better than Synergy. We know we can beat them
and win the titles. We just need another opportunity.
Renegade: Except that now that they’re in your pocket, I’m sure we won’t be
getting one of those any time soon.
Schenck: Don’t be so sure of that, Renegade. You see, I’ve been doing some
thinking. And I’ve realized that as long as you have a problem with Synergy,
and Synergy is working with me, then I’m going to have a problem with you. So
here’s what we’re going to do. Tonight, you two are going to get your final
shot at Synergy and the PWA Tag Team Championship. If you win, then you are the
champs, and you can stay out of my business. But if you lose, then you must
disband, never team again… and stay out of my business. So when we get to next
week, should you find yourselves competing against one another in a triple
threat, it may be as co-holders of the tag titles, or it may be as former
partners. This is seriously your last chance, so don’t screw it up. Or do. I
don’t care. As long as you get what I’m driving at: stay out of my damn
business after tonight.
Dawkins and Renegade look at each other, pleased.
Dawkins: Thank you for the opportunity.
We WON’T blow this chance.
They then turn around and exit the office as we head to break.
Calysto: A lot at stake for the challengers tonight!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we
see Evan Black and Dexter P. Wellington walking through the backstage area
towards the curtain leading to the stage. Black appears both focused and
nervous.
Black: Yeah. I mean, I think I am.
Black breathes deeply,
composing myself.
Black: You’re right. Ok, I’m ready.
They are now standing right at the curtain, at which point we hear “Hero” by
Nas featuring Keri Hilson hit the speakers. Moments later, Evan Black bursts
through the curtain, eliciting a huge ovation from the
Then, “Da Repercussions” by 50 Cent
hits and the fans begin booing thunderously as the International Champion
Michael Grieco makes his way to the ring, accompanied as always by Dee Licious.
Grieco hands the title belt to
SEVEN DEADLY SINS QUALIFYING MATCH:
NON-TITLE MATCH:
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION MICHAEL GRIECO VS. EVAN BLACK
Referee: Tom Stevens
Grieco is dazed
initially by the forearm shot, which is immediately followed by a series of
other forearms! Black then whips Grieco off the ropes, hits the opposite ropes,
and downs him with a flying forearm! The
Calysto: Yeah, but that’s all it is so far, Vic; a start.
Grieco milks the
referee’s 10-count, composing himself with
Grieco stomps Black brutally on the
outside, and
Calysto: I’ll never
understand the point of covering someone like that, especially after offense
that isn’t terribly devastating. What is he hoping to achieve?
Calysto: That wouldn’t intimidate me; that would just make me angry.
Calysto: Good point.
Before Black can get
to his feet, Grieco locks him in a rear naked choke, applying tremendous
pressure. Black screams out in pain, but is able to ultimately reach the ropes,
forcing Grieco to break. However, Grieco realizes that he is now in firm
control of the match and looks to further his offensive advantage. He hits
black with a crushing delayed vertical suplex and floats over into a cover…
one, two, and Black just gets the shoulder up!
Black is slow to his feet, but when he
does rise up, Grieco whips him against the ropes and drills him with a
thunderous powerslam as he returns! Grieco goes for the cover… one, two, and
Black kicks out again!
Now, Grieco moves in for the kill. He
whips Black into the corner and perches him on the top rope. Black attempts to fight
Grieco off, but the International Champion ultimately nails Black with a
vicious superplex off the top!
Troy: Evan Black is showing a hell of a
lot of resolve here, Iceman!
Calysto: He is, but I’m not sure how much longer he’s going to be able to take
this kind of abuse.
Meanwhile, Grieco signals for his triple powerbomb, and the fans boo, realizing
that the end is near for Evan Black. However, when Grieco lifts Black for the
first powerbomb, Black is somehow able to dig down deep and reverse it into a
hurricanrana! The fans cheer loudly in relief, but Grieco springs right back up
and charges at Black, who is able to lowbridge him, pulling down the top rope
and sending Grieco tumbling to the outside!
Calysto: He does, Vic, but he’s going to need to buy himself some time if he’s
going to make a recovery!
Grieco appears angry on the outside, and pulls himself back into the ring.
However, as soon as he does, Black ties him up in a small package! One, two,
and Grieco kicks out!
Grieco pops right back up, but Black
downs him with a high dropkick! Then, when Grieco rises again, Black downs him
with a series of armdrags, before downing him again with a monkey flip! Dazed,
Grieco rises once again, but Black whips him into the corner and charges in,
nailing him with a spinning leg lariat! The fans are going nuts, and
Calysto: Now they can finish this match one-on-one!
Grieco staggers out of the corner as Black climbs to the top rope. As soon
as Grieco turns around, Black drills him with a missile dropkick from the top,
connecting with tremendous authority! Black covers… one, two, and Grieco just
gets the shoulder up!
Now, Black signals for the Blackout,
his anaconda vise submission finisher, and the
Undaunted, Black is waiting for Grieco as he rises, drilling him with a
shining wizard! Then, Black pulls Grieco over to the corner and climbs to the
top rope, signaling for Black’s Law!
Calysto: If he hits this, Vic, I think Evan Black could be going to the Seven
Deadly Sins match!
Once up top, Evan Black dives off with the diving corkscrew splash he calls
Black’s Law, only for Grieco to move out of the way at the last instant! Then,
as Black clutches his chest on the mat, an arrogant Grieco decides that he,
too, can jump off the top rope, and begins climbing.
Calysto: What the hell is
Grieco doing?! This isn’t his game.
Calysto: Not that I can recall. And I certainly don’t think this is the best
time for him to be leaving his comfort zone.
Grieco gets to the top
rope and flexes, prompting the crowd to boo. Evan Black is slowly getting to
his feet, and Grieco dares him to stand up. However, before he does, Black
lunges at the ropes and bounces into them hard, causing Grieco to lose his
balance and crotch himself on the top rope! Grieco winces in incredible pain,
and Evan Black looks to take advantage!
He climbs to the second rope and
attempts to hurricanrana Grieco off the top… but as Black gets full extension,
Grieco grabs onto him, not allowing himself to be pulled down. He then yanks
Black all the way back up, in powerbomb position, and violently powerbombs him
off the top rope, crashing him down to the ring with sickening authority! Then,
to add insult to injury, Grieco maintains his grip and lifts Black up for not
one, but TWO more powerbombs! Black is completely motionless in the ring as
Grieco collapses on top of him, hooking the leg… one, two, three.
Calysto: He really did throw everything he could at Grieco here, but he made
one mistake that cost him dearly.
Troy: So Michael Grieco joins Solomon in the Seven Deadly Sins match in two
weeks, which is shaping up to be a doozy!
Calysto: Indeed it is!
The fans boo loudly as
“Da Repercussions” by 50 Cent hits and Michael Grieco immediately rolls out of
the ring. Dee Licious storms down the aisle and helps the International
Champion to the back. Grieco wears the face of a man who has just seen a ghost
as he exits as quickly as he can. Meanwhile, Dex Wellington rejoins the
ringside area to check on Evan Black, who has regained consciousness, but is
barely stirring. Once Grieco is gone, the
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 14:25 AND QUALIFIED FOR THE SEVEN DEADLY
SINS MATCH – MICHAEL GRIECO
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we see the three-man
unit of Synergy, the holders of the PWA Tag Team Championship, conversing in
the locker room. The Omega Steve Beovich and Don “The MVP” Capriglione have the
belts draped over their shoulders and are standing side by side, talking to the
Human Highlight Jon Dulberg.
Dulberg: I really don’t understand why it
gets to be you two defending the belts again tonight. It was the two of you
last week, too, even though you knew how much that match meant to me. Showtime
ended my PWA career back in October 2005, guys. I missed Everlasting Epic V
because of him. I know you weren’t here for it either, Don, but I’ve been here
since day one, something neither of you have. You were here for the finale,
Steve. But I wasn’t, because of Showtime. And you both denied me the chance to
face him last week. And whatever, if that was the decision, fine. But again
tonight? I thought the point of having a
three-man team was to spread the wealth, so that we could give our opponents
different looks every time. This will be the third time that it’s you two
defending, including the second time against Renegade and Dawkins.
Beovich: Seriously Jon, what is your problem lately? Last week, it was like you
didn’t want to be out there when we beat down Greg Tantalus. Then you
complained about being our lookout for the battle royal, a job which you
totally failed at by the way. And now you’re complaining about not wrestling
last week, not wrestling tonight. I understand your point about Showtime, but
we do what’s best for Synergy, not what’s best for Jon Dulberg.
Dulberg: Well I DIDN’T want to be there last week when we were beating down
Tantalus. I thought I told you that from the start. I don’t want to get
involved with Justin Schenck. I don’t think that’s a good strategy for this
group. And I think that as long as I’ve been around, I don’t need to be a
lookout in a battle royal for people that I am largely responsible for even
being in the PWA in the first place. And as far as tonight goes, you’re damn
right I want to wrestle. I am not a part of Synergy to be cornerman for you
two. So let me put it to you this way. I either wrestle tonight, or I walk. I
don’t need Synergy as much as Synergy needs me.
Capriglione: You’re a big baby, you know that, Dulberg? Somebody get this guy a
pacifier.
Beovich: No, you know what, Don? Give him what he wants. He wants to wrestle?
Fine. Prove your worth to US. You say you wrestle tonight or you’re out of
Synergy? Fine. I say you wrestle tonight, and if we lose the belts on account
of you, then we’re KICKING you out of Synergy.
Dulberg: Fine by me.
Capriglione: Well I’m not giving up my spot in this match on account of baby
Dulberg’s tantrum here.
Beovich: That’s fine. I’ll sit this one out. I’ll be watching from ringside,
watching your every move. And you know what, Dulberg? You might want to follow
Don’s lead out there.
Disgusted, Dulberg grabs the belt from
Beovich’s shoulder and exits the room. The Omega hushes Capriglione before he
can say anything and ushers him out the door as well.
***
The camera cuts to the catering area,
where Morgan Day is finishing up an amiable conversation with Lauren Tantalus
and making herself a small plate. She and Lauren then exit in opposite
directions. As Morgan walks with her food, she is suddenly approached by
Matthew Magellan and Farley. Magellan is especially confident as he closes in
on her.
Magellan: Hey there, good lookin’. How
you doin' tonight?
Morgan looks around, assuming that Magellan MUST be talking to someone
other than her. When it becomes evident there is no one else around, she
speaks.
Morgan: I’m sorry, are you really talking
to me?
Magellan: What’s the matter, a guy can’t say hello? Can’t tell a beautiful
woman that she’s beautiful?
Morgan: (laughing) Are you insane? You DO know that I’m married, right? And you
DO know that my husband is VULTURE, right? The man who you’re going to be
wrestling in, oh, I don’t know, five minutes?
Magellan: Listen, we both know that marriage is an overrated and outdated
institution. And I’ve done my PWA research. Your husband doesn’t have the best
track record with women. Though I do consider his taste in women to be a good
road map. You know, I started with Jade. But now, I can end with the best. I
can end with Morgan Day. Trust me, I can handle your husband. Just give
yourself to me, and I promise you everything will be alright.
Magellan extends his hand to Morgan and she laughs. She gives Magellan her
hand, and as soon as she does, she kicks him hard in the testicles! Magellan
doubles over in pain and a furious look emerges on Morgan’s face.
Morgan: And that is NOTHING compared to
what Vulture is about to do to you, you poor, pathetic little man!
Morgan storms off, and Farley continues to stand beside Magellan,
reactionless, as we take a break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
When we return, we are
taken ringside, where “The Final Countdown” by the London Symphony Orchestra
hits and Matthew Magellan begins making his way to the ring, accompanied by
Farley. Magellan still appears to be hurting from Morgan Day’s kick before the
break, though he is trying not to telegraph it as he heads into the ring.
Farley takes his place on the outside quietly.
Troy: So, Iceman, how
fatal an error did Matthew Magellan just make?
Calysto: Oh, this is definitely not good for him. I’d imagine Vulture has either
seen or been notified about what happened by now, and this is not something he
is going to take lightly. You don’t want to give a man like Vulture EXTRA
motivation in a match. This night is going to get worse for Matthew Magellan.
Moments later, “Falling
From The Sky” by VAST blares onto the speakers, and Vulture emerges from behind
the curtain to a massive ovation! However, he is not interested in a long
entrance tonight, immediately ripping off his warmup gear and sprinting into
the ring! Magellan is ready for him, though, and immediately begins stomping
him as Vulture enters, prompting the bell to sound.
SEVEN DEADLY SINS QUALIFYING MATCH:
VULTURE VS. MATTHEW MAGELLAN
Referee: Jose Soares
Magellan continues
to stomp Vulture until Vulture slowly pulls himself back to a vertical base.
Magellan then whips Vulture against the ropes, only for Vulture to drill him in
the face with a violent running knee! Vulture then rips Magellan off the mat
and whips him into the ropes, destroying him with the Chill Factor spinebuster
upon his return!
Then, with Magellan dazed, Vulture
lifts him up violently by the hair and begins screaming something inaudible in
his face, though the words “wife” and “respect” can clearly be made out. He
then gets Magellan into position and absolutely destroys him with the Crimson
Sunset! Vulture turns him over and covers him effortlessly… one, two, three!
Calysto: Like I said, Vic, you DON’T want to give this man extra incentive.
Magellan found that out the hard way tonight.
Troy: Nonetheless, Vulture has now officially joined Solomon and Michael Grieco
in the Seven Deadly Sins match! Congratulations to him!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 1:15 AND QUALIFIED FOR THE SEVEN DEADLY
SINS MATCH – VULTURE
As “Falling From The
Sky” replays over the speakers, the fans cheer wildly and Vulture lifts
Magellan up and hurls him out of the ring. He then takes the opportunity to
shake his head at the fallen Magellan, only to be brutally attacked from behind
by Jackie Baccaro and the Duval Twins!
All three of them
begin putting the boots to Vulture viciously, prompting raucous boos from the
Calysto: Look at this!
We’re getting some previews of next week’s Seven Deadly Sins qualifiers right
here! Scythe will be taking on Chris Duval, and Cox will be taking on Baccaro,
and we’re seeing them slug it out a week early!
Alexis tries to flee, but she is met
halfway up the aisle by Morgan Day, who immediately engages her in battle!
Morgan and Alexis exchange blows all the way up the aisle and to the back,
while Scythe and Cox simultaneously clothesline Baccaro and Duval over the top
and to the outside! The fans then cheer wildly as “With You” by
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return, we see a
livid Matthew Magellan in the backstage area, accompanied by Farley, who is
munching on a candy bar. Backstage reporter Scott Cornelius catches up to the
pair.
Cornelius: Matthew Magellan, if you have
a minute!
Magellan: What do you want?!
Cornelius: Between being rejected by Jade last week and then the incident
tonight with Morgan Day and Vulture, things haven’t exactly been going smoothly
for you the past few weeks. Why do you think that is?
Magellan: You know what? I’ve been wondering that myself. And I think I have
the answer.
With that, Magellan blindsides Farley, and begins viciously brutalizing
him! He knocks Farley to the ground, and begins stomping him viciously, kicking
him in the face repeatedly! At long last, he stops and turns back to a
horrified Cornelius.
Magellan: I would IMAGINE it has
SOMETHING to do with this fat, disgusting woman repellent I have with me every
week! Well, not anymore! Because you’re fired, Farley! You hear me?! Your fat
ass is fired!
With that, Magellan takes the remainder of Farley’s candy bar and shoves it
into his mouth.
Magellan: Here, eat it, you disgusting
piece of crap!
Magellan then storms off, screaming inaudibly to himself all the way down
the hall.
***
Back at ringside, “You Don’t Know” by
Eminem and 50 Cent hits, and the fans begin cheering loudly for Renegade and
Paul Dawkins, who make their energetic entrance! Behind that energy, however,
the two appear to be taking this opportunity very seriously as they enter the
squared circle and await the arrival of the champions.
Calysto: Think about this, Vic. This
could be the very last time we see Renegade and Paul Dawkins in that ring
together as a unit.
Calysto: Also true.
As Dawkins and Renegade wait patiently in the ring, “More Human Than Human”
by White Zombie blares over the speakers, and Synergy begins making their way
to the ring to a chorus of boos. The Omega Steve Beovich leads the way, with
The Human Highlight Jon Dulberg and Don “The MVP” Capriglione following closely
behind, wearing the Tag Team Championship belts. They enter the ring, handing
Beovich the belts, who takes his place on the outside. Then, with everyone in
the ring, we go to Lee Palmer for the introductions.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next
contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the PWA Tag Team Championship!
Introducing first, the challengers, at a total combined weight of 477 pounds,
the team of RENNNNNNEGAAAAAAAAADE and PAULLLLLLLLLL DAWWWWWWWWWKINNNNNNNS!
And their opponents, representing the PWA Tag Team Champions, SYNNNNNERGY, at a
total combined weight of 445 pounds, the team of THE HUMANNNNN HIIIIIIIIGHLIGHT
JONNNNNN DULLLLLLLLLLLLBERG and DON “THE MVP” CAPRIGLIOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!
Troy: Alright, titles on the line, and so much more at stake than just that!
Calysto: Absolutely. What’s at stake in this match? Well, there’s the future of
the Renegade and Dawkins team, there’s Jon Dulberg’s status as a member of
Synergy. And oh yeah, there’s also a little thing called the Tag Team titles.
Should be interesting!
PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
SYNERGY [THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT JON DULBERG & DON “THE MVP” CAPRIGLIONE] (champions)
VS. RENEGADE & PAUL DAWKINS (challengers)
Referee: Dan Martin
The bell sounds to
kick this match off and Jon Dulberg insists on starting things off for Synergy.
Capriglione doesn’t want to concede, but Beovich gestures to him that it’s
alright. For the challengers, Renegade opts to start.
Dulberg and Renegade start at each
other, Dulberg looking to nail some stiff body blows, while Renegade blocks
them and attempts a series of martial arts kicks, which Dulberg is able to
block. He catches Renegade’s leg and tries to sweep it out from under him, but
Renegade jumps up, avoiding it. Then, Renegade uses his free leg to kick
Dulberg in the head with an enziguri! Renegade covers… one, two, and Dulberg
gets the shoulder up.
Renegade locks Dulberg in a side
headlock, but Dulberg fights his way back to a vertical base. Dulberg then
shoves Renegade off the ropes, telegraphing a backdrop as he returns, but
Renegade leapfrogs over him, hits the opposite ropes, and downs him with a
spinning savate kick as he returns! Dulberg slides back to his corner, and
Capriglione angrily slaps him on the back, tagging himself into the match.
Dulberg appears agitated as he exits the ring.
Calysto: Yeah, I get the sense that Capriglione doesn’t really trust Dulberg to
get the job done in this bout. Which is really interesting considering that
Dulberg has had the much more accomplished PWA career.
Capriglione enters and immediately downs Renegade with a clothesline,
before pounding him with an array of stomps. Renegade slowly gets back to a
vertical base, and Capriglione whips him into the ropes when he does, nailing
him with a clothesline upon his return. The MVP then goes up to the second rope
and nails an elbow drop. He covers… one, two, and Renegade kicks out.
As Renegade attempts to get to his
feet, Capriglione cinches in a side headlock tightly. However, Renegade is able
to counter with a side suplex! With Capriglione down, Renegade begins fighting
his way to the corner, looking to make a tag. However, before he can get there,
Capriglione tags Dulberg back in, and the Human Highlight prevents Renegade
from getting to his partner.
Dulberg works over Renegade, nailing
him with a series of stomps and elbow drops. He then grabs Renegade as he rises
and whips him into the corner. Dulberg then charges at him, but Renegade gets a
boot up at the last minute, colliding with Dulberg’s face! Dulberg is dazed,
and Renegade uses the opportunity to lunge over to the other side of the ring
and tag in Paul Dawkins!
Capriglione is screaming for the tag,
but Dulberg can’t make it to him before Dawkins grabs him! Dawkins whips
Dulberg into the ropes and downs him with a high, hard back body drop! Dulberg
then pops back up, only to be clotheslined down with authority! Dulberg is slow
to his feet, but when he rises, Dawkins whips him into the ropes and smashes
him with a furious Stinger Splash! Then, as Dulberg staggers forward, Dawkins
drills him down with the Scud Missile rocker dropper!
Dawkins is about to go for a cover, but
Capriglione tries to enter the ring. However, Dawkins sees him and charges
over, knocking him off the apron! Meanwhile, Renegade re-enters the ring and drills
the slowly rising Dulberg with the Kick of Death! He doesn’t get all of it, so
Dulberg staggers around, nearly out on his feet, but he stumbles right into
Dawkins, who boots him in the stomach and destroys him with the Mother of All
Bombs to a roaring ovation!
Dawkins covers
Dulberg… one, Capriglione enters to try to break up the pin but Renegade gets
to him first, two, and Steve Beovich pulls the referee out of the ring! When
Dan Martin shouts in Beovich’s face, The Omega punches him out! Then, Beovich
grabs one of the title belts, enters the ring, and clocks Dawkins in the skull
with it! Capriglione has Renegade restrained, and Beovich clobbers him with the
belt as well!
Calysto: Vic, is the partnership of Renegade and Paul Dawkins really going to
come to an end like this?
The fans are booing raucously, until Greg Tantalus comes storming through
the crowd, wielding a lead pipe! He charges into the ring and takes out both
Capriglione and Beovich with the pipe, clocking them both in the skull! Then,
as Dulberg slowly gets to his feet, Tantalus boots him in the stomach and
drills him with the Big O! He pulls Dawkins on top of Dulberg and exits the
ring, but not before rolling the referee back inside! Finally, Justin Schenck
appears on the stage, screaming for his security team to grab Tantalus.
However, Tantalus is able to again slip away and escape through the sea of
people!
Troy: Greg Tantalus has
just ruined Synergy’s attempt to steal this match, and he has foiled Justin
Schenck again!
Calysto: What took security so long to get out there, Vic?! Don’t get me wrong,
I’m glad to see what happened, but it sure took an awful long time to round up
those guys and get them out to the ring!
Meanwhile, the referee
slowly comes to and sees Dawkins on Dulberg and begins to count, with everyone
in the US Airways Center counting along… one, two, three!
Calysto: Well Vic, they needed to either win the titles tonight or their team
was finished, and they delivered! Congratulations to them; they deserve it!
The fans are cheering thunderously as “You Don’t Know” replays and Renegade
and Paul Dawkins are handed the Tag Team title belts that have eluded them thus
far this season. Their celebration is jubilant, as they raise the belts high
and interact with the
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT
11:08 AND NEW PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – RENEGADE AND PAUL DAWKINS
Meanwhile, in the ring, all of Synergy is
now coming to. Beovich and Capriglione surround Dulberg, who tries to explain
his case. Beovich seems understanding, but Capriglione sneaks up behind Dulberg
and clobbers him down to the mat with a forearm! Then Beovich joins in, and the
two stomp Dulberg into oblivion. The Omega lifts Dulberg up, allowing
Capriglione to drill him down to the mat with a vicious spinebuster! Then,
Beovich heads to the top rope and destroys him with the Extreme Precision frog
splash!
Calysto: I think it’s safe to say that they haven’t rethought the stipulation
placed on the match earlier tonight. It certainly appears that Jon Dulberg is a
former member of Synergy.
Dulberg is down and out, and Synergy considers leaving the ring. However,
Capriglione gestures something else to Beovich. The Omega smiles at the
suggestion and then ushers the MVP to the outside. Capriglione grabs a chair
and returns to the ring, wrapping the chair around Dulberg’s left ankle. Then,
Capriglione bounces off the ropes, jumps into the air, and lands right down on
the chair, jolting it upward into Dulberg’s trapped ankle! Dulberg screams out
in pain, and now Synergy appears satisfied! They hold their arms in the air,
eliciting thunderous boos, before yelling at Dulberg and exiting the ring.
Calysto: This really was a complete decimation, Vic. I guess we’ll have to wait
and see what the status of Dulberg’s ankle is, but if he broke it, that’s
probably it for his season. But right now, he just needs some help out there.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from commercial, we see a pained Jon
Dulberg being loaded into an ambulance in the parking lot. Then, as the
ambulance pulls away, the camera shifts slightly, revealing creative director
Justin Schenck angrily chewing out head of security Jamal in the same lot.
Schenck: Is your job
really that difficult that you can’t prevent one man from getting inside a
building?! Why do I bother employing your team and banning a guy from a
building if the security detail can’t keep him out?!
Jamal: I’m sorry, Mr. Schenck. I really am. But do you think it is really wise
for us to be standing out in the parking lot when we don’t know where Greg
Tantalus is? You should stay inside, with the team.
Schenck doesn’t reply.
Jamal: Well, again, I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.
Schenck: Oh you’re right about that. It won’t. I’m relieving you of your
duties, effective immediately. That’s why I called you out here. See that car
over there? Your bags are packed. Get it in it, and get out of my sight.
Jamal is clearly crushed, but no words
manage to escape his lips. He instead just follows Schenck as he walks him to
his car. However, when the car door is opened, Greg Tantalus comes bursting out
of it! Tantalus blows right past Jamal and tackles Schenck to the ground! Jamal
thinks about saving Schenck, but decides against it, instead getting into the
car and leaving. Meanwhile, Tantalus begins strangling Schenck!
However, Tantalus’ plans are soon
thwarted by remaining Synergy members The Omega Steve Beovich and Don “The MVP”
Capriglione, along with Chase Stone. The three charge Tantalus, barreling him
off the creative director, and proceed to brutalize Tantalus on the cold ground
of the lot. Schenck composes himself and even gets a few free kicks on him as
his three henchmen do a number on his arch nemesis. Then, Schenck tells them to
lift and restrain Tantalus. Once he is eye-level, Schenck begins shouting in
his face.
Schenck: You want to
sneak attack me?! Huh?! You want to make my life miserable?! You think this is
a game?! Well next week, Tantalus, the game is over! Next week, you’ve got
yourself a street fight! A 3-on-1 handicapped street fight! Against Chase
Stone, and Synergy! Good luck!
With that, the three spike Tantalus
down to the ground and stomp him some more for good measure, before walking off
with Schenck.
***
The camera then shifts to the backstage interview area, where backstage
reporter Traci Reed is standing by with Jaguar.
Traci: I’m here with Jaguar, who tonight
will exercise his mandatory rematch clause and challenge Anthony Failla for the
PWA World Heavyweight Championship. Jag, what is going through your mind right
now, and why did you decide to opt for this title match tonight, rather than
forego a Seven Deadly Sins qualifying match?
Jaguar: Well Traci, to answer your first question, what’s going through my mind
is that it’s gonna feel GREAT to become the first-ever SIX-time PWA Champion
right here tonight. But as for why I chose this match tonight, think about it.
Justin Schenck told me I wouldn’t be able to exercise the rematch clause after
Seven Deadly Sins. Fine. So now I have two choices. Take it tonight, so that
when I win the belt, I avoid Seven Deadly Sins altogether, and am just a couple
of successful title defenses away from being back in the main event of
Everlasting Epic, or waste the rematch on a free ride into Seven Deadly Sins.
Now I know you’ve never competed in one of those, Traci, but Seven Deadly Sins
is the most grueling match the PWA has to offer. And I’ve won the match before.
But if I had my choice, I wouldn’t be in a position where I need to win another
to get to the Everlasting Epic main event. Nothing means more to me right now
than getting to the main event of that show in my hometown of
Traci: What if you don’t win tonight?
Jaguar: Well, that’s easy. If I don’t win tonight, then I’m gonna have to
steamroll over Renegade next week, and then beat seven other dudes in
With that, Jaguar walks off.
Troy: That match is still to come, along
with the one-on-one battle between Dan Crowley and Showtime Damon Savage, with
a title shot in two weeks up for grabs! All that and more, after this!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we see Scott Cornelius
standing by with both the Women’s Champion Zina and the number one contender to
that title, Keiko Ishida, in the backstage interview area.
Cornelius: One week from
tonight, the PWA Women’s Championship will be up for grabs when the division’s
newest dynamo, Zina, puts that gold on the line against the most dominant
female in PWA’s history, Keiko Ishida. I am fortunate enough to have both of
these ladies here with me right now for a face-to-face.
Keiko, you have had somewhat of a rough start to this season, at least by your
standards. In fact, you and Zina met in the ring just three weeks ago and you
were soundly defeated, so much so that you missed a week of action. Tell me why
next week will be any different.
Keiko: Scott, I will be the first person to tell you that things so far have
not gone as planned this season. And three weeks ago, that was the most
embarrassing moment of my wrestling career. But I can tell you this: I have
NEVER been more determined than I am right now. I WILL take back the Women’s
Championship next week, and I WILL become the very first woman to ever hold
that title on four separate occasions. After losing to Lauren Tantalus and Zina
in back to back weeks, I swore to myself that, not only would I never let that
happen again, but that I would do nothing else until both of those defeats were
avenged. Last week, I beat Lauren Tantalus. Next week, I beat Zina and fulfill
that promise to myself.
Cornelius: Zina, you have blitzed your way through every woman that has stood
before you since arriving in the PWA. Surely, you are aware of Keiko Ishida’s
track record in this company, but you have beaten her convincingly once before.
Are you at all concerned that Keiko will dethrone you next week?
Zina: I have no reason for concern. I destroy everything, like tornado. Keiko
Ishida, I will destroy you again. There is no hope for you. There will be no
victory. I cannot be defeated. The great Keiko Ishida is no exception.
Zina and Keiko then
begin to stare each other down ardently. Zina stare is etched in smugness,
while Keiko appears to be restraining herself from attacking the champion.
Cornelius: Alright,
thanks ladies. That’s right here next week, folks. Zina versus Keiko Ishida,
Women’s Championship up for grabs!
***
The camera now cuts backstage to Showtime Damon Savage’s dressing room. Savage
wears a stoic look on his face as he applies tape to his hands and wrists,
until Dan Crowley walks into the room. The two get face to face, until
Showtime: The biggest.
Showtime: Guess we’d better deliver.
Showtime: Thanks.
Crowley: In the Seven Deadly Sins, I mean. Because after I beat you tonight,
I’m going on to win the PWA Championship when we get to
Showtime: Funny. I was about to say the same exact thing. Except I think you
got it a little backwards.
Showtime: You did. You see because, SHOWTIME is winning this match tonight, and
SHOWTIME is winning the championship in two weeks. Now,
Savage reaches out and shakes his hand.
Showtime: Couldn’t have said it better
myself, homey.
Troy: That match is still to come, but up next, the PWA Championship is on the
line! Anthony Failla defends the gold against Jaguar in just a moment! Don’t go
anywhere!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from commercial,
the camera catches PWA World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Failla walking
towards the ring. A scurrying Traci Reed catches up to him for some last-minute
thoughts.
Traci: Anthony Failla!
Any final thoughts before you head to the ring to defend your title against
Jaguar?
Failla: You know what, Traci? All I have to say is this: Jaguar says he didn’t
come here to lose? Well, neither did I. And considering that he wasn’t good
enough to beat me three weeks ago, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he can’t
beat me tonight either. Jaguar, you want to main event Everlasting Epic so
badly? You’d better get it out of your head. Because I’ll still be champion on
August 14, and if I see you standing across from me, I’m going to turn your
dream into a nightmare. So, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
With that, Failla
walks off, headed to the ring.
***
Meanwhile, out at ringside, “My Avenue”
by Lil Boosie thumps onto the speakers, and Jaguar begins making his entrance
to a raucous ovation from the
Once inside, Jaguar isn’t made to wait long,
as “Better Think Again” by Submersed promptly blares onto the speakers, and the
fans begin heartily booing the arrival of the champion. Anthony Failla slowly
stalks his way out to the ring, the PWA World Heavyweight Championship belt
draped over his shoulder. Jaguar never takes his eyes off him as he makes his
entrance, and Failla coolly stares back at his challenger. Failla then enters
the ring and hands the belt over to referee Matt Hansen, who holds it high as
Lee Palmer begins his introductions.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next
contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, the challenger, from
And his opponent, from
Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 281 pounds, he is the reigning PWA World
Heavyweight Champion, ANTHONYYYYYYYYYY FAIIIIII-LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!
PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP:
ANTHONY FAILLA (champion) VS. JAGUAR (challenger)
Referee: Matt Hansen
The bell sounds and Jaguar immediately
spears Failla down to the mat, pounding away on him with a flurry of lefts and
rights that pump up the
Once Failla is up, however, Jaguar
doesn’t let up at all, moving in on the champion, stinging him with a series of
jabs that momentarily stun the behemoth, allowing Jaguar to whip him against
the ropes and down him with a high, hard back body drop as he returns! Failla
pops right back to his feet, and Jaguar rushes in, clotheslining him down with
authority! With Failla down, Jaguar immediately looks for the STF, which brings
the fans to their feet, but Failla quickly scurries to the ropes and grabs
them, forcing referee Matt Hansen to break the hold before Jaguar truly even
had it applied.
Calysto: He sure is, Vic. He needs to keep this momentum going because, as
we’ve seen plenty of this season, if you give Failla an inch, he takes a whole
damn football field.
Jaguar keeps Failla’s right leg in his
grasp after breaking up the STF attempt and tries to grab him back to the
center of the ring, but Failla breaks free with two well-placed kicks to the
midsection with his left foot. Jaguar doubles over, and Failla pops up and
grabs Jaguar by the head, heaving him down to the mat hard.
Failla now stuns Jaguar with a series
of hard stomps to the midsection. Jaguar attempts to cover up, but Failla
simply shifts to a crushing elbow drop that winds the challenger. With Jaguar
prone, Failla lifts him up and whips him into the corner. Failla hits the
corner hard, but when Jaguar charges in, Failla gets a boot up and cracks him
in the jaw! Jaguar is turned around by the force of the impact and staggers
forward, allowing Failla the opportunity to gather his momentum and charge,
bulldogging the challenger to the mat! Failla goes for a cover… one, two, and
Jaguar gets a shoulder up.
Failla lifts Jaguar up, attempting to
further his advantage, but Jaguar immediately counters with a boot to the
stomach and attempts the Carrjack, his famed finisher! However, Failla slips
out and violently clotheslines Jaguar to the mat! He then turns him around and
locks him in a camel clutch submission!
Calysto: Jaguar certainly isn’t a man to give it up, especially with everything
that’s on the line, but you never know! This is a devastating, devastating
move, Vic!
Failla cinches the camel clutch in
tightly, wrenching back on it with all his might, looking to put his challenger
away. However, Jaguar stubbornly refuses to relent, fighting his way back first
to one knee, then to two. He then digs down deep, grabs both of Failla’s legs
and lifts him up, but Failla doesn’t break the hold, instead piggybacking
Jaguar, with the chinlock still cinched in! However, Jaguar makes sure his grip
around Failla is solid, and then lunges himself backwards, slamming Failla into
the turnbuckles… only referee Matt Hansen is sandwiched behind Failla and catches
the brunt of the champion’s force as he slams into the corner! Hansen crumbles
to the mat, as do both Jaguar and Failla!
Calysto: Vic, it can’t possibly be overstated how CRUCIAL it is to be the first
man to his feet right now!
Both Jaguar and Failla attempt to do just that, but Failla instead rolls
out of the ring and to the arena floor. Jaguar continues to try to pull himself
up to a vertical base, but before he can do that, Failla pries the championship
belt away from the timekeeper and brings it into the ring!
Referee Matt Hansen begins to stir as
Failla swings the belt at a rising Jaguar, only for Jaguar to duck under it,
boot Failla in the stomach, and catch the belt as it falls! Jaguar then
contemplates for a split second before smiling and cracking Failla in the face
with the gold! He then hurls the belt out of the ring, climbs up to the top
rope, signals around his waist and leaps forth, crushing Failla with the Suga
Splash! Jaguar covers with ferocity, and Hansen crawls into position! One………
two…….. three!
Calysto: This is unbelievable! Way to go, Jag!
The US Airways Center comes unglued as “My Avenue” replays and Jaguar’s arm
is raised in victory! However, just as he is handed the championship belt,
tosses it over his shoulder, and holds up six fingers, the International
Champion Michael Grieco and Dee Licious emerge on the stage and frantically run
out to the ring.
Jaguar doesn’t even notice them as he
celebrates until they both enter the ring and begin pleading with Hansen to
review the video tape. Jaguar protests, but Hansen requests the footage. When
the footage airs, it can clearly be seen that Jaguar cracked Failla with the
title belt. As soon as Hansen sees this, he angrily calls Lee Palmer over. Once
the discussion is complete, Palmer begins speaking.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, after
reviewing the videotape, referee Matt Hansen has reversed the decision! The
winner of this bout, as a result of a disqualification, and STILL PWA World
Heavyweight Champion… ANTHONYYYYYYYYYY FAIIIIII-LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!
Boos rain down upon the ring as Jaguar goes ballistic in his protest.
Meanwhile, Grieco and Dee scamper out of the ring, huge smiles on their faces,
and escape to the back.
Calysto: This isn’t fair, Vic! Failla was
the guy who brought the damn belt into the ring in the first place! And since
when do we have instant replay around here?!
Troy: Well Iceman, I agree that it wasn’t exactly fair, but to address your
other point, Justin Schenck DID add in the rule this season that indicates that
if a formal protest of a referee’s decision is logged before the official has
exited the ring, the official may review his decision via videotape at his
discretion. So, Grieco did act within the rules by filing that protest within
the allotted time frame. But this has to be heartbreaking for Jaguar. He had
the belt in his hands, and now, he needs to beat Renegade next week just to get
into Seven Deadly Sin, and have one last opportunity to even EARN a title shot.
Such a shame.
Jaguar continues his protesting to the referee and doesn’t notice Failla
get to his feet. The champion clubs Jaguar from behind and decimates him with
the Weapon of Mass Destruction! Then, Failla takes back his belt and stands
over Jaguar as “Better Think Again” replays over the speakers. The fans boo
vociferously as Failla holds the belt high and we head to commercial.
WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION AT 8:32 AND STILL PWA WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – ANTHONY FAILLA
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return from
break, we see a graphic on the bottom of the screen reading “during commercial.”
In the footage, Jaguar is angrily charging up the aisle and through the
curtain, only to be ambushed from behind by Grieco as soon as he steps foot
backstage! Grieco clubs him down and stomps on him furiously before turning him
over and grabbing his face, screaming into it.
Grieco: You are NOT going to Everlasting
Epic, you hear me Jaguar?! It’s not happening! You’re not leaving here tonight
with the belt, and if you DO make it to Seven Deadly Sins, I’m gonna make it my
personal mission to make sure you DON’T survive it!
Grieco then walks off, pleased with himself.
Back to live action, there is a loud
buzzing going on inside the US Airways Center.
Troy: Alright folks, we’re back, and you
just saw what happened during the break. Jaguar was taken out by Michael Grieco
in what can only be described as a premeditated assault, and now, Jaguar must
find a way to grab wins in back to back weeks to accomplish his dream of main
eventing Everlasting Epic in his hometown of Jacksonville. But, the show must go
on, and it’s time for us to crown a new number one contender!
Calysto: This should certainly be an exciting bout, Vic. We’re shown more and
more evidence each week of how badly both Showtime and Dan Crowley want to be
world champion. Tonight, they both have the opportunity to win a match and
claim a guaranteed shot at the gold.
Calysto: Sure, but neither scenario is impossible. These guys are both very
talented, Vic. If they stay determined, they both have what it takes to be
champion, in my opinion.
Calysto: Certainly a tremendous amount at stake tonight, and…
Suddenly, Calysto is
cut off by the sounds of “Opium of the People” by Slipknot blaring onto the
speakers. The fans boo raucously as GI Jew walks his way out to the ring,
neglecting to ride out on his Chopper. He grabs a microphone and enters the
squared circle.
Calysto: He always has something to say, doesn’t he?
Once the booing dies down to an audible level, GI Jew begins to speak.
Jew: Sorry to delay your stupid little
main event, but what I have to say is important. I was going to wait until
after the show, in the parking lot, for this, but I decided that now would be
much better. So, Jason Calysto… I’m calling your punk ass out!
The fans cheer at the thought of
Calysto stepping into the ring, but The Iceman manages only a smirk.
Jew: Don’t just sit there with that goofy
smile on your face! Get in the ring and face me! You cost me my shot at the
main event tonight, at Seven Deadly Sins in two weeks, and now I’m calling you
out. What’s it gonna be, Calysto? You still have a spine underneath that PWA
polo?
Calysto: You know, I have to say, I’m a
little surprised you didn’t try to jump me as soon as I stepped through those
ropes.
Jew: Believe me. I wanted to. I still do. But I also don’t want you to have any
excuses.
Calysto: Excuses for what?
Jew: I want your ass in a match, Calysto!
The fans cheer this and Calysto sighs.
Calysto: What part of “I’m retired” don’t
you understand?
Jew: You can say whatever you want, Calysto, but you know you want this. You
know deep down that you’re still a fierce competitor. Otherwise, you wouldn’t
have reacted the way you did with me the past few weeks. You know that, at
heart, you’re not a color commentator, and I know that you believe, in your
heart of hearts, that you can still beat someone like me. Well, newsflash,
Calysto: you can’t. But you need to find that out for yourself, don’t you?
Listen, I don’t give a damn about you or your psyche, or why you do the things
you do. But I do know this. In two weeks, I’m supposed to be wrestling in the Seven
Deadly Sins match, if not competing in a world championship match. You’re the
reason I’m not doing either. So in two weeks, I’m going to
Calysto: So, let me get this straight. You want to go one-on-one with The
Iceman, right here in two weeks?
Jew: Well, I’d love to, but I’m not gonna get The Iceman. I’m gonna get a
broken-down old man who knew he had nothing left and chose to hide behind a
microphone rather than expose himself in the ring as a has-been who can’t keep
up with a new generation of PWA stars in a business that has passed him by. I’m
appealing to whatever pride as a man you have left to meet me in the ring in
two weeks and take the beating that you’ve earned yourself by sticking your
nose in my damn business.
Calysto: You want a match, GI Jew? You know what, you’ve GOT a match!
The
Calysto: And you want to know something?
All of what you just said, that’s just wishful thinking on your part. You think
I’m sitting out here, calling these matches because I can’t do it myself? I’m
sitting out here calling these matches because it’s fun, and because I had
nothing left to prove. And I don’t have anything to prove to you. I just want
you to shut your damn mouth. All season, I’ve had to hear you run your mouth to
guys like Scythe, Dex Wellington, Evan Black, even Solomon, and when you started
running it to me, I just had enough of your crap. So this is what you want?
Fine. GI Jew, in two weeks, it’s gonna be time to shut up and wrestle, and it
doesn’t matter whether it’s 2002 or 2010, there’s STILL nobody better than The
Iceman.
Jew stares back at Calysto and smiles at him. He nods his head at him and
uncharacteristically backpedals out of the ring, mouthing to Calysto, “100
percent, Calysto. No excuses. Your ass is going down, and I don’t want to hear
ONE excuse.”
The cheering of the crowd doesn’t die
down even slightly as we head to break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return, we are
shown Victor Troy and Jason Calysto at ringside.
Calysto: What was I thinking? Vic, I was thinking that somebody needs to shut
GI Jew up, and it might as well be me.
Calysto: He can be as confident as he wants to be, Vic, but just because I
haven’t competed in a match since Everlasting Epic V doesn’t mean I’m not in
top condition. The bottom line is I’m gonna go out there and do to GI Jew what
I’ve been doing to people in PWA since day one. I’m gonna beat him. And that’s
really all there is to it.
Suddenly, “Footprints” by G-Unit hits
the speakers, and the
Moments later, “Judas Rising” by Judas
Priest thumps onto the speakers, and the frenetic cheering of the
Calysto: Well Vic, Showtime and
Calysto: The biggest, Vic. A win here tonight would simply be the biggest in
the career for either of these men.
NUMBER ONE
CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE PWA CHAMPIONSHIP:
SHOWTIME DAMON SAVAGE VS. DAN
Referee: Tom Stevens
The bell sounds to kick off this
contest and
Calysto: It sure sounds like it. It’s clear they both have their avid
supporters, and whichever way this match ends up turning out, there are going
to be plenty of people happy about the result.
Instead of locking
up this time, Showtime lunges at
Both men now back up a bit and circle
each other some more, trying to figure out how they are going to break through
with their respective offenses.
Calysto: Neither of these
men have been able to establish any sort of advantage here!
Showtime gets up, but
The two circle each
other once again, and this time,
Showtime is momentarily dazed as he
staggers forward, and
With Showtime still down,
Calysto: This is getting very dangerous for Showtime, Vic!
Showtime struggles mightily in the hold
before composing himself and fighting as hard as he can to reach the ropes.
However, just before he is able to,
Savage struggles to pull himself back
to a vertical base, and Crowley is right there to make sure he doesn’t build
any momentum, grabbing him and drilling him down hard with a fall-forward
sit-out facebuster! Showtime’s chest crashes onto the mat hard, and
Showtime is barely stirring after the
move, and
Calysto: I would tend to agree, Vic! If
Both men are slow to their feet, and reach them at roughly the same time.
However, this
Calysto: He is, Vic! Crowley needs to gather himself and quick, or Showtime
could really turn this match in his favor!
Savage then pulls
Calysto: But Showtime can’t take advantage! He’s fallen to the outside, and
needs to get back in there quick!
Showtime is disoriented on the outside, but gets himself back up and rolls
back into the ring before too much time has passed. He then covers
Calysto: I know it took Showtime a long time to make that cover, but that is
still damn impressive!
Calysto: Vic, he calls that move the Touch of Evil, and I think it just might
take a touch of evil to put this match away!
The impact of
Calysto: Showtime is
still alive!
Frustrated,
Calysto: This is
unbelievable!
Exhausted, both
Calysto: It’s the determination, Vic! These two want nothing more than to be
the world champion, and they both know that they may never get this close
again. One victory is all that separates both of them from a shot at the gold!
With Showtime barely stirring,
Calysto: Vic, if he hits it this late in the match, I’ve GOT to think that
Showtime isn’t getting up!
Showtime lifts
Calysto: Vic, it must be said: what an INCREDIBLE display by both men! I can
say confidently after seeing this match that both of these men deserve a shot
at the world championship. We just saw two world class performers give us
absolutely everything they had to offer tonight, and Showtime was just a hair
better than
Calysto: Well, at least he has that, Vic! His dream isn’t dead yet, but it is
certainly on life support! However, Showtime Damon Savage’s dream is alive and
well! He is one victory away from ascending to the top of the highest mountain!
Congratulations, Showtime!
The roof comes off the
US Airways Center as Showtime Damon Savage is announced the winner and
“Footprints” blares onto the speakers. Pumped, but exhausted, Showtime pops up
and uses the ropes for support as referee Tom Stevens raises his hand in
victory. He keeps the arm raised and pumps it after the referee lets go, before
pointing at the
Meanwhile, Dan Crowley hasn’t gotten
himself up from the mat. He is still lying down, staring up at the lights,
holding his head in disbelief. When Showtime turns around, he sees this, and
walks over to
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 25:03 – SHOWTIME DAMON SAVAGE
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