EPISODE # 2.10
MERCEDES-BENZ ARENA
SHANGHAI, CHINA
TUESDAY, MAY 17, 2011
A video package airs, highlighting
events from last week’s broadcast, including Vulture, Jason Calysto, Chris
Duval, PWA International Champion Chase Stone, and Morgan Day defeating Greg
Tantalus, Jackie Baccaro, Markus Krieg, John Wolfe, and Alexis Duval when
Morgan forced Alexis to submit to the Sharpshooter. This submission came after
Wolfe tagged in Alexis despite Baccaro’s ardent protests and led to Baccaro
embarrassing Alexis in the middle of the ring for letting the team down.
As the video concludes, “Live Again” by Ours hits and the opening credits roll.
From there, we are taken inside the Mercedes-Benz Arena in Shanghai, China,
where a stunning pyrotechnic display ensues and we focus on our commentators,
Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham.
Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA:
The Rebirth! I’m Victor Troy, along here with Randall Buckingham, and we are
just four days away from the Symphony of Destruction!
Buckingham: We certainly are, Troy, and but let’s not look past tonight! We are
live in Shanghai, China, and I am pumped beyond belief! Troy, you have NO idea
how much I love Chinese food! Especially delivery! They show up so fast! SO
fast!
Troy: Well tonight, Randall, we’re going to be feasting on PWA action!
Buckingham: Why don’t you leave the jokes to me? Humor is clearly not your
forte. Though I can’t say you’re not funny looking.
Troy: Are we going to just sit here and banter all night or are we going to run
down tonight’s lineup?
Buckingham: You’re going to have to initiate it. I’m content to mock you all
night long.
Troy: Well, on that note, we have a tremendous lineup for you tonight on our
last stop on the way to Symphony of Destruction this Saturday night in Tokyo. Folks,
in our main event tonight, we’re going to follow up on what we saw last week,
as Vulture, Jason Calysto, Chris Duval, and the PWA International Champion
Chase Stone will meet Greg Tantalus, Jackie Baccaro, Markus Krieg, and John
Wolfe in a four-on-four team battle royal. The match will be contested under
normal battle royal rules and continue on until one entire team is eliminated.
Buckingham: Well, last week, Tantalus’ team had matters very much under control
before weak link Alexis Duval came in and screwed everything up. With Alexis
out of the equation tonight, Tantalus’ team should be a shoo-in.
Troy: Well, Alexis may be out of the equation for that contest, but she will be
in action later tonight in the first ever women’s division Symphony of
Destruction match! The eight members of the PWA women’s division will all
compete tonight in a preview of this Saturday’s 30-man SOD. Two women will
start the match, with a new lady entering every 90 seconds until all eight have
entered. Elimination of course can be scored via pinfall or submission, and
will continue until only one woman remains.
Buckingham: You might as well just say until all but Zina are eliminated.
Troy: Not necessarily, Randall. What happens if Zina draws number one?
Buckingham: Then we’ll have one tired Russian SOD winner on our hands.
Troy: Moving on, we’re going to see a fatal fourway match tonight that’s
several weeks in the making. After two weeks of failing to see their tag team
matches come to pinfall or submission conclusions, GI Jew, Evan Black, Solomon,
and Anthony Failla will all do battle tonight!
Buckingham: Evan Black may be a lawyer, but after tonight, he’s gonna need a
doctor!
Troy: Paul Epton puts the PWA Progressive Championship on the line against Matthew
Magellan, and if Magellan wins the title, Jade has agreed to become his manager
after the summer break!
Buckingham: And I’m about to head into that ring to kick things off tonight, as
I moderate a discussion between supposed good friends Dan Crowley and Showtime
Damon Savage, just four days before they meet for the PWA World Heavyweight
Championship! Now if you’ll excuse me…
Buckingham takes off his headset and grabs a microphone before entering the
ring.
***
Once in the ring, Buckingham begins to
speak.
Buckingham: Alright, ladies and
gentlemen, as you know, we are just four short days away from the Symphony of
Destruction pay-per-view in Tokyo, and on that night, my two guests tonight
will compete for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, Dan Crowley
and Showtime Damon Savage will come out to this ring and each get the chance to
answer my tough questions. And I suspect that by the end of this segment, we’ll
find out that their friendship is nothing more than a farce. So, without any
further ado, let’s bring out the challenger. Showtime Damon Savage, come on
down!
With that, “No Country for Young Men” by Ice Cube thumps onto the speakers
and Showtime Damon Savage emerges from behind the curtain to a roaring ovation.
At length, he enters the ring and stands beside Buckingham.
Buckingham: And let’s bring out the PWA
World Heavyweight Champion, Dan Crowley!
Judas Priest’s “Judas Rising” hits and Dan Crowley is met with a thunderous
ovation from the Shanghai crowd as he makes his way down the aisle. Crowley
meets Showtime and Buckingham in the ring and immediately offers his hand to
Savage, which Showtime accepts. Buckingham then offers his hand to Crowley, who
simply stares back at him. Buckingham then attempts to shake Savage’s hand, but
receives the same cold shoulder.
Buckingham: Alright fine, neither one of
you want to shake my hand? We’ll get right to the tough questions. First of
all, I don’t buy your friendship for one minute. You two have been in each
other’s way since the moment The Rebirth began. Last season, you managed to
earn your title shots at the same exact time, both landing the main event of
Everlasting Epic, and only one of you succeeded. Now, you’re in each other’s
way again. So Showtime, explain to me how there’s no jealousy. Explain to me
how you don’t want to just rip Crowley’s head off and take his title.
Showtime: Let’s get something straight
here, Randall. This is nothing personal between Showtime and my boy Crowley
here. Showtime likes him as a person. We’re friends. But when it comes to that championship
right there, all bets are off. Now Showtime’s not gonna rip Dan’s head
off, but he’ll come damn close if he has to. If it means Showtime is named the
new PWA World Heavyweight champion, he will stop at nothing. Everyone is well
aware that Showtime has wanted that championship from day one of PWA: The
Rebirth. Last year, Showtime and Crowley both had their shots, and Crowley was
the one that came out on top. In a way, it’s better that Crowley got the title
the first time around. Because now, almost a year later, Showtime is that much hungrier.
When Showtime shuts his eyes at night, the PWA Championship is the last thing he
envisions as he closes his Showtime eyes, and when he wakes in the morning,
it’s the first thing that crosses his Showtime mind. Dan Crowley, you better
watch your back come the Symphony of Destruction in four nights. Showtime knows
you put your body on the line a few weeks ago to retain the title against Anthony
Failla, and Showtime also knows that you broke several ribs when you went
crashing through the announce table. Whether you want to admit it or not,
you’re in a lot of pain. Showtime knows the pain is worse than you want to let
on. So let Showtime make himself clear: he will do anything, ANYTHING necessary
to get that title in his possession. Even if it means further injuring your
already broken ribs. You’ve had a good run Crowley, but as of this Saturday
night, there will be new PWA World Heavyweight Champion: Showtime Damon Savage.
Buckingham: Those are some fighting words from someone who has yet to put his
money where his mouth is. Now Dan —
Crowley: Showtime, I may have some broken ribs, but if you learned anything
about me from my bout a few weeks ago with Failla, then you should know that I
will do anything to keep this title. Don’t let my status as reigning champion give
you a false sense of security. You think I don’t still have the same hunger?
Once you have the World Heavyweight Championship in your possession it becomes
the most precious thing to you. It becomes your world. And you would do
anything to hold onto it as long as you possibly could. Just because I have the
title doesn’t mean I’m going to give it up easily. I will put every fiber of my
being on the line. I am willing to walk out of that match bloody and bruised,
with PWA Championship belt around my waist.
Buckingham: Well gentlemen, I think there is no question about it that you are
going to put everything on the line at Symphony of Destruction. So if I
may ask—
Showtime: Randall, we’re done here. Interview’s over. Crowley, bring your
A-game Saturday. You’re gonna need it.
Showtime extends his hand
and Crowley shakes it.
Crowley: Don’t worry about that. Worry about bringing yours. Good luck, Damon.
May the best man win.
As the two men continue their staredown, a stunned and speechless
Randall Buckingham quietly exits the ring and resumes his seat at the announce
table with Victor Troy.
Troy: Well Randall, I have to say that was one of the most compelling
interviews I’ve seen in quite a while. You really know how to ask some probing
questions.
Buckingham: Shut it, Troy.
Troy: Ladies and gentlemen, stick around because coming up next, the
Progressive Championship is on the line! We’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “The Final Countdown” by the London Symphony
Orchestra hits, signaling the arrival of Matthew Magellan. He is accompanied by
his bodyguard Briggs, and the fans give both an unhappy welcome.
Magellan and Briggs
enter the ring and Briggs motions the crowd to focus on his charge, who
delivers his patented pelvic swivel. The fans boo this action, but their
reactions quickly change as “Map of the Problematique” by Muse hits and Paul
Epton enters the arena!
Troy: And here
comes the Progressive Champion!
Buckingham: Not for long! I’m feeling a title change, Troy! How excited must
Jade be right now?! Her dreams are about to come true!
Troy: Something tells me you’re just a little bit out of touch with Jade’s
feelings.
Paul Epton enters the
ring and shows the belt to Magellan, currently on the outside. Epton then
climbs the turnbuckle and raises the Progressive Championship belt over his
head to a great reaction from the capacity crowd. From there,
he hands the title over to referee Matt Hansen as ring announcer Lee Palmer
begins the introductions.
Palmer: Ladies
and gentlemen, the following is a match scheduled for one fall, and it is for
the PWA Progressive Championship!
Introducing
first, from Lima, Peru, weighing in at 219 pounds, the challenger… MATTHEWWWWW
MAAAAAAGEELLLAN!
Magellan does a quick
hip swivel with the announcement of his name, inciting the crowd.
Palmer: And his
opponent, from London, England, weighing in at 185 pounds, he is the PWA Progressive
Champion… PAAAUUUL EPPPP-TONNNN!
The fans show their
support for the champ, and as Lee Palmer exits the ring, Matt Hansen calls for
the bell to kick off this championship contest.
PWA
PROGRESSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP:
PAUL EPTON (champion) VS. MATTHEW MAGELLAN (challenger)
Referee: Matt Hansen
Magellan and
Epton approach each other in the center of the ring, with Briggs at
ringside. The two combatants take a
moment to size each other up, broken up only when Magellan hits Epton with a
quick slap to the face! Epton lets a quick laugh escape, before kicking
Magellan in the gut flooring him with a quick headlock takedown!
Troy:
A miscalculation by Magellan right there!
Epton
continues the offensive with a leg drop across Magellan's neck, followed by a
big clothesline when Magellan returns to a vertical base. Before Epton can do
any further damage, Briggs climbs up to the apron but is detected by Epton, who
dropkicks him down to the arena floor!
As Briggs stands up on the outside, Referee Hansen warns the big enforcer that
any further interference will result in his ejection from ringside, but this
very distraction is just what Magellan needs to turn the tide of the match with
a low blow to Epton! The referee turns around to see Magellan covering… one,
two, and Epton gets a shoulder up.
Magellan then lifts Epton, whips him against the rope, downs him with a quick
powerslam, moving right into a pin attempt… one, two, and Epton escapes again.
Troy: Another
near-fall for Magellan and he is firmly in control of this match.
Buckingham: Well, weighing in at 219, he's the heavyweight of the cruiserweight
division. Moving down in weight class has allowed Magellan to change his style
and focus more on overpowering his opponents, something I think bodes well for
his future. He’s clearly comfortable in this environment.
Magellan now
heads to the top rope and delivers a pelvic swivel to the annoyance of the
crowd. But this is opportunity enough for Epton, who hits the ropes, crotching
Magellan on the turnbuckle! Epton stands up, sees Magellan in this position,
and looks to the crowd excited.
Troy:
Epton got a bolt of energy here. He must be looking for the Tower of London!
Epton goes
to the corner and turns around to extend Magellan for the Tower of London, but
before he can, Briggs grabs his legs from the outside and pulls Epton to the
ground, smacking his face on the canvas! The fans boo loudly, but those boos
turn to cheers as referee Matt ejects Briggs from ringside! Briggs is enraged, but reluctantly heads
backstage.
Buckingham:
Oh come on! Is this a joke?! Briggs was just doing his job!
Troy: His job is not to interfere with the match! I say good riddance! If
Magellan is going to win this title, let him win it on his own!
The camera quickly shifts to the
backstage area, where Jade can be seen watching on a monitor. She appears to be
pleased that Briggs has been sent to the back.
Back in the ring, we see that Magellan
has tumbled off the top rope and both men remain grounded. At length, they
reach their feet at the same time, and Magellan makes the first move, Irish
whipping Epton. On his return, Epton digs down deep, dodging a clothesline
before dropping Magellan with a corkscrew neckbreaker! Then, with Magellan down
and seemingly out, Epton signals for the shooting star press!
Troy: Here we go! This one is going to be history!
Buckingham: C’mon Magellan! Don’t give in!
Epton stands on the top rope, ready to leap forth with his finisher, but is
suddenly frozen in place when a woman begins walking down the ramp to ringside.
Troy: Who the hell is that?!
Buckingham: Don’t look at me.
Troy: Aren’t you supposed to be a broadcast journalist?
Buckingham: All I know is that Epton looks like he’s just seen a ghost.
Matt Hansen, who has already
tossed one person from ringside, immediately gets to the ropes to prevent this
woman from interfering in the match. But while Hansen has his attention on the
woman, a man with red hair hops the guardrail and runs into the ring.
Troy: Who is THAT now?! What's
going on here?!
The red-haired man heads straight
to Epton, who is still perched up on the corner. The man runs at the corner,
hops up to meet Epton, grabs his head, and jumps backwards, bringing Epton off
the turnbuckle and crashing head-first into the assailant’s knees!
Troy: Oh my God!
Buckingham: That was devastating!
The man rolls out of the ring and
with that, the woman points to the ring, where Referee Hansen sees Matthew
Magellan crawling over to a downed Epton, draping his arm over the champion’s
chest. Hansen counts… one, two, three.
Troy: No! Not like this! This is a
damn shame!
Buckingham: Yes! Yes! Yes! Matthew Magellan is the new Progressive Champion!
Troy: I can't believe this! Who are these people, and why did they just cost
Epton his title?!
Buckingham: Who cares?! I love it, Troy!
Not only that, but with Magellan winning the title, Jade now has to be Magellan's
manager! What a great night!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 8:28 AND NEW PROGRESSIVE CHAMPION –
MATTHEW MAGELLAN
As Magellan
celebrates his victory, the camera shifts backstage, where Jade can be seen
watching the events taking place in the ring. Jade stares at the screen in
disbelief, coming to the realization that she will now have to manage Matthew
Magellan. She sighs deeply and walks away.
Back at ringside, we see Briggs return to the ring to secure the title belt
around Magellan’s waist. Magellan then gives the crowd another of his patented pelvic
swivels as the man and woman flee, clearly satisfied with what they just did to
Paul Epton, who is still down and out in the ring as we go to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Backstage, we see Saif al Abbad and
Asai Moon showing their support for their Symphony of Destruction tag team
partner Paul Epton, standing with the now former Progressive Champion as he
holds his head, still reeling from the devastating attack he received from the
mystery assailant. Suddenly, we see new Progressive Champion Matthew Magellan
walk over to the trio, with his bodyguard Briggs and SOD tag team partners
Dexter P. Wellington and Juan Pablo Alvarez in tow.
Magellan: How’s your head Epton? You took a pretty bad blow out there.
Speaking of head and blows, has anyone seen Jade? I need to congratulate her on
her new position as my manager. Well…one of her many new positions. Oh by the
way Paul, what do you think of my new belt?
Magellan stands in front of Epton with the Progressive Title around his
waist and proceeds to gyrate his hips. Alvarez, Wellington, and Briggs look on
unable to contain their laughter.
From there, Asai Moon and Saif al Abbad take a step towards their Symphony of
Destruction opponents, prompting Wellington and Alvarez to do the same. Soon
enough, Epton and Magellan also get in each other’s faces and a shoving match
between the two teams ensues before officials break them up.
***
The camera shifts to the parking lot,
where backstage reporter Scott Cornelius and a camera crew are trying to catch
up to the two figures that cost Paul
Epton his championship minutes ago as they attempt to exit the building.
Cornelius: Miss! Miss! Sir!
Stop! Who are you? Why have you attacked Paul Epton?
Suddenly, the woman instructs the man to stop walking and turns to face
Cornelius. Now that we get a closer look at her, we can see that she is a
brunette with streaks of red dyed into her hair. When she begins to speak, a
British accent is noticeable.
Woman: You want
to know who we are? Very well. My name is Emily Walker, and we are here tonight
because Paul Epton and I have a very specific, very messy history, and I
decided the time was right for my revenge. And tonight, revenge is called Fenix
Clarke.
The flame-haired man
then steps forward and gets in Cornelius’ face, prompting the reporter to take
a step back. Emily Walker and the man apparently known as Fenix Clarke then
leave the building.
***
We are taken now backstage, where we see Morgan Day
stretching and preparing for the women’s division Symphony of Destruction match coming
up after the break. As Lauren Tantalus walks by, she notices Morgan and stops
to chat.
Lauren: Hey Morgan, ready for the match
tonight?
Morgan: I think so. Seeing as how it’s the first time the women’s division has
ever held a SOD match, I think it would be quite an honor to pick up the win.
Lauren: Agreed.
Morgan: Yet somehow, I see this coming down to the two of us and Zina, just
like our championship match this Saturday.
Lauren: Well, I think the best luck we have tonight, and Saturday for that
matter, is to team up against Zina. If we get her out of the match, then it
should be no trouble running through the rest of those girls out there.
Morgan: Sounds like an interesting plan. For tonight anyway. For Saturday, all
bets are off. I know I can beat Zina one-on-one. I don’t need to double-team
her to avoid that reality. But as far as tonight goes, I wouldn’t mind getting
rid of her early. Then when it’s down to just us two, I’ll show the PWA fans
exactly what’s going to happen come the Symphony of Destruction in a few days.
Lauren: Uh, I’m surprised you’d want to show yourself getting pinned by me to
your fans.
Morgan: Ha, that’s funny. Remind me again, when was the last time you were
Women’s Champion?
An awkward pause ensues.
Lauren: It’s been a while. But that’s neither here nor there at this moment.
Let’s give a good showing tonight and we’ll see which of us is victorious in
four days time, assuming one of us is able to take down Zina.
Morgan: Oh believe me, Zina will be defeated Saturday. And so will you. I
promise you that. We’re both three-time Women’s Champions, but after Saturday,
I’ll be the first to hit four. But good luck out there, love.
Morgan then walks off, headed for the ring, while Lauren smiles at her,
though the smile fades into an intense glare once Morgan turns away.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from commercial, we are taken to
ring announcer Lee Palmer in the squared circle.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now
time for the first-ever women’s division Symphony of Destruction match. Earlier
tonight, all eight members of the PWA women’s division drew numbers from 1 to
8. The ladies that drew numbers one and two will start the match, with a new
woman entering every 90 seconds thereafter until all eight have entered.
Eliminations can be scored via pinfall or submission only, and will continue
until just one woman remains. Now, let’s find out who drew number one!
With that, “The Stone Monkey” by Kazu Matsui hits the speakers and the fans
boo as Keiko Ishida makes her way to the ring. Keiko ignores the jeers of the
crowd as she enters the ring and awaits the arrival of her first opponent.
Palmer: And now, let’s see who drew
number two!
VAST’s “Free” then blares onto the speakers and Lauren Tantalus emerges to
a chorus of cheers!
Troy: Not a great draw for Lauren
Tantalus!
Buckingham: Absolutely not. If anyone needs to win this match tonight, it’s
Lauren. Zina and Morgan have each picked up big wins over the past two weeks to
propel themselves into their triangle elimination Women’s Championship match at
Symphony of Destruction. Lauren really needs a big win tonight to balance out
that momentum, and that’s going to be a hard task to accomplish from the second
position. She’s going to have to last the entire duration of the match.
Lauren enters the ring and exchanges a tense stare with Keiko as in-ring
official Dan Martin gets into position.
8-WOMAN SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION MATCH:
Featuring: PWA Women’s Champion Zina,
Morgan Day, Lauren Tantalus, Keiko Ishida, Kemi Okoro, Alexis Duval, Jade, and
Dee Licious
In-ring Referee: Dan Martin
Outside Referees: Jose Soares, Tom Stevens
The bell sounds to kick this match off
with Keiko and Lauren circling each other in the ring. Finally, the two women
lock up and it is Keiko that grabs the initial advantage, cinching in a side
headlock. Lauren, however, is quick to battle her way out of it, nailing Keiko
with several stiff elbows to the midsection and shoving her off the ropes.
Lauren hits the mat as Keiko rebounds, prompting Ishida to hop over her and hit
the opposite ropes. On the rebound, Lauren pops up and downs her with a
hiptoss. From there, Lauren presses the advantage, keeping Keiko grounded with
a side headlock as the two-minute period expires.
When the buzzer sounds, “No More Sorrow” by Linkin Park hits and the fans boo
the arrival of the third entrant, Alexis Duval, who enters the ring and
immediately takes the fight to Lauren Tantalus. Before long, Keiko is back to
her feet and joining in on the attack. Alexis and Keiko stomp away on Lauren
viciously, not allowing her to get her bearings throughout the two-minute
window. Then, the countdown begins again, and when it concludes, the buzzer
sounds and “Baai” by Abdel Gadir Salim and Emmanuel Jal hits, prompting cheers
from the capacity Shanghai crowd!
Troy: Here comes Kemi Okoro!
Buckingham: Kemi is the fourth entrant, and something tells me she’s going
right after Keiko!
Indeed, Kemi rushes the ring and heads right for Ishida, meeting her in the
center of the ring with fists flying! Keiko returns the favor and a slugfest
ensues in the center of the ring. Kemi obtains the initial advantage, stunning
Keiko and whipping her against the ropes, nailing her with a big back body drop
as she returns! Kemi moves in, looking to press the advantage, but Keiko is
able to down her with a drop toehold and turn the momentum around.
Meanwhile, Alexis maintains her advantage over Lauren, keeping her grounded
through the duration of the period. Then, the countdown begins, and when the
buzzer sounds, “Venus vs. Mars” by Jay-Z hits and the fans begin booing the
arrival of Dee Licious.
Dee enters the ring and chooses to play the role of the opportunist, assisting
Keiko at times in her battle with Kemi, and assisting Alexis with her struggle
against Lauren at others. In doing this, Dee is able to ride out the period
unscathed. However, when the buzzer sounds again, “Dead Promises” by The Rasmus
hits and the fans begin cheering thunderously for Morgan Day!
Morgan enters and immediately grabs hold of Dee, who wants no part of her.
Finally, realizing she has no way out, Dee cracks Morgan in the face with a
slap that mostly serves to just anger the three-time Women’s Champion. Morgan
responds by downing Dee with a huge clothesline and, when she rises, nailing
her with a roundhouse kick to the face that floors her hard! Then, Morgan slaps
the Sharpshooter on Dee Licious, prompting her to tap out within seconds!
Troy: And there’s our first elimination!
Dee Licious is gone!
Buckingham: That sure didn’t take long! Thanks for coming, Dee!
As Dee exits the ring and Morgan gathers herself, the countdown appears
again. This time, when the buzzer sounds, “Demons” by Aria hits and the PWA
Women’s Champion Zina emerges to a round of boos, staring right at Morgan Day
as she charges down the aisle!
Troy: Here comes Zina!
Buckingham: And it looks like Morgan Day is ready for her! We’re going to have
ourselves a little Symphony of Destruction preview right here!
Zina slides into the ring and immediately charges at Morgan, the two
slugging it out ferociously. Zina gains the better of the initial exchange,
downing Morgan with a double-sledge. Then, Keiko whips Kemi at Zina, who turns
around and absolutely destroys Okoro with a Siberian Express bicycle kick on
the dead run! Zina covers… one, two, three!
Troy: And that does it for Kemi!
Buckingham: Did you see the shot she took?! There’s NO getting up from that!
Zina and Morgan then resume their battle, but moments later, Lauren ducks
under an Alexis clothesline, spins her around, and crushes her with the Tiger
Driver, tying it into a pin! One, two, three!
Troy: And now Alexis is history!
Buckingham: And here comes our final entrant!
The countdown appears one last time, and when the buzzer sounds,
“Zerospace” by Kidneythieves hits and Jade charges down the aisle. She is
immediately cut off at the pass by Keiko, and as the two slug it out, Lauren,
Zina, and Morgan circle each other, just four days before the three collide for
the Women’s Championship in a triangle elimination match.
Morgan and Lauren look at each other, look at Zina, and then look back at each
other before charging in on Zina simultaneously! Morgan and Lauren do a number
on Zina to the delight of the crowd before Zina is able to fight them off.
Meanwhile, Keiko nails Jade with the Gyaku Gorichin guillotine, incapacitating
her. Moments later, Zina shoves Lauren off, allowing Keiko room to charge
Tantalus and crush her with the Oshimai running STO! Keiko covers… one, two,
three!
Troy: And Lauren is eliminated!
Buckingham: Troy, Lauren came up on the short end of tag team matches two
straight weeks coming into tonight, and tonight, when she had an opportunity to
gain a measure of momentum heading into the Symphony of Destruction
championship match, she was one of the first four eliminated. Lauren really
needs to step up big time Saturday or she’s not going to have a chance in this
thing.
Immediately after the pinfall, Zina charges and double clotheslines Morgan
and Keiko to the mat. Then, as Jade slowly gets to her feet, Zina grabs her and
locks her in the Russian Bearhug, cinching in tightly! Jade tries to hang on, but
soon realizes she has nowhere to go and taps out!
Troy: And there goes Jade!
Buckingham: Now she can start making preparations to begin managing Matthew
Magellan when The Rebirth returns seven weeks from tonight!
Troy: We’re now down to just Zina, Morgan, and Keiko!
Morgan gets to her feet to find that both Zina and Keiko are stalking her
simultaneously. Morgan battles her way out of it, creating some separation, but
when Zina charges in on her, Morgan’s instinct is to duck, and it proves to be
a useful one, as she back body drops Zina over the top and to the outside!
However, as soon as Morgan turns around, Keiko attempts to nail her with Gyaku
Gorichin! Before this can happen, Morgan blocks it, grabbing Keiko’s foot,
kicking her other leg out from under her, slingshotting her into the top
turnbuckle and, off the rebound, crushing her with the Daybreak! Morgan covers…
one, two, three!
The fans cheer the elimination, but before any celebration is possible, Zina
rolls back into the ring and, as soon as Morgan turns around, nearly takes her
head off with the Siberian Express bicycle kick! Zina immediately covers… one,
two, three.
Buckingham: Zina wins!
Troy: Mere moments after Morgan scored the elimination on Keiko, Zina clobbered
her with the Siberian Express, and Zina wins the women’s division Symphony of
Destruction match! Could this be an omen of things to come this Saturday night?
Buckingham: Considering that Zina has never been defeated, I’d have to think
there’s a good chance that streak will live on past Saturday.
Troy: Regardless, Zina is your winner tonight in the first-ever women’s
division SOD!
The fans boo as “Demons” replays and Zina exits victorious. As she departs
with her championship belt and lets out a guttural yell at the base of the
stage, a groggy Morgan looks up at Zina from the mat, visibly frustrated as we
head to break.
WINNER AT 13:29 – ZINA
Order of Entry: 1. Keiko
Ishida; 2. Lauren Tantalus; 3. Alexis Duval; 4. Kemi Okoro; 5. Dee Licious; 6.
Morgan Day; 7. Zina; 8. Jade
Order of Elimination: 1. Dee Licious (by Morgan); 2. Kemi
Okoro (by Zina); 3. Alexis Duval (by Lauren); 4. Lauren Tantalus (by Keiko); 5.
Jade (by Zina); 6. Keiko Ishida (by Morgan); 7. Morgan Day (by Zina)
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we are taken backstage
where we see Jon Dulberg and his manager Kerry Cox by the catering table,
having some snacks and discussing their mutual entry into this Saturday’s Symphony
of Destruction match. We then see Michael Grieco tearing through the backstage
area with Dee Licious in tow.
Grieco: You son of a bitch, Cox. Did you
see what you just did?!
Cox: Uh…eat a carrot stick?
Grieco: NO! You injured Dee so severely with that DDT last week that she
couldn’t compete at her full capacity and was the first to be eliminated from
the women’s SOD match.
Cox: And that’s different from what would have happened if she didn’t receive
the DDT how? Well, I suppose Dee may have lasted an extra minute or two before
she was the first to be eliminated if I hadn’t given her the DDT. So I guess
you’re right, Grieco. My apologies.
Dee: Are you saying I’m not tough enough?! How dare you, Kerry!
Dee then slaps Cox across the face. The PWA Hall of Famer sighs and shakes
his head before again ignoring Dee and responding directly to Grieco.
Cox: Control your woman, Grieco. It’s all that face-slapping she does that
causes her to get eliminated so fast. Your chick can barely last in the women’s
division anymore and you allowed her to compete in a mixed tag match against
the two of us last week? What kind of a boyfriend are you?
Grieco: First of all, Dee and I, we’re just business associates now. And Cox, you
better watch what you say ‘cause I’m one comment away from putting you through
the catering table the way GI Jew did last year.
Cox: Listen, you can blame me all you want for Dee’s loss, but I think her
performance week after week is a good indication why she was taken out by
Morgan so quickly tonight.
Grieco grabs Cox by the shirt and is about to throw him through the table but
Dulberg intervenes and the three men engage in a heated standoff until finally
Grieco backs down.
Grieco: You think you’re so funny, Cox,
but you better watch your back in the SOD match. You’d better hope we don’t
cross paths. I’m a frivolous man, Cox, and I WILL defend Dee’s honor.
Grieco and Dee storm off leaving Cox and Dulberg with very confused looks
on their faces.
Dulberg: Did he mean to say…
Cox: Chivalrous? Yes, I believe he did.
Dulberg: I see…
***
We now shift elsewhere in the backstage
area, where we see backstage reporter Traci Reed standing alongside former PWA
World Heavyweight Champion and the 2004 Symphony of Destruction match winner,
the Modern-Day Samurai Scythe.
Traci: Scythe, we are just days away from the Symphony of Destruction match
and I have to ask, knowing that The Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone will be sending
a representative into the SOD match to do his bidding, does that change your
strategy in any way?
Scythe: Well Traci, the way I see it—
Suddenly, one of the ring attendants scurries over to Scythe and hands him
an envelope. Scythe opens it and pulls out a black card. When he opens it, “Smooth
Operator” by Sade starts playing from the card.
Traci: What does it say, Scythe?
Scythe (clenching his teeth): It says “See you Saturday, Daddy-O. But what you
won’t see is victory in the SOD. –DC”
Scythe shakes his head and turns, tossing the card in a nearby trash can as
he walks away and we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Better Think Again”
by Submersed hits and the fans give something of a mixed reaction to Anthony
Failla as he makes his way to the ring.
Troy: Interesting to hear the fans not
unanimously booing Anthony Failla here tonight.
Buckingham: I’ve been noticing this trend the past couple weeks, Troy. Ever
since Failla has positioned himself in opposition to Solomon, the fans have
taken to him a bit more. Which is interesting, as you said, since he hasn’t
changed a thing about himself. I guess the fans consider him the lesser of two
evils. But really, what do the fans know anyway?
As Failla settles himself in the ring, “War is the Answer” by Five Finger
Death Punch thumps onto the speakers and the fans give another mixed reaction
to GI Jew, this one filled with more cheers than boos.
Buckingham: Now this is even more
ridiculous. The fans really have no idea what they’re doing, do they? GI Jew is
perhaps the most miserable human being on the PWA roster, and if there’s anyone
on the roster the fans SHOULDN’T be cheering, it’s him. Don’t get me wrong, I
respect the hell out of the guy, but I have no idea how he’s growing in
popularity with the audience.
Jew parks his Chopper at ringside and enters the ring, staring down Failla
once he arrives inside. Then, “Hero” by Nas featuring Keri Hilson hits the
speakers and the fans give a loud ovation to Evan Black.
Troy: Now here’s someone with unanimous
fan support! Evan Black is one of the brightest young stars here in the PWA and
the fans have really taken to him!
Buckingham: You know, I’m certainly not the biggest Evan Black fan in the
world, but this kid showed me something last week. GI Jew punked him out two
weeks ago, and last week, he kicked Jew in the face in retaliation. That takes
guts. But I still don’t like his chances tonight.
As Black settles in the ring, “Hear Me” by Darkseed overtakes the speakers
and the Alaskan Monster Solomon begins making his way to the ring. Everyone’s
eyes are peeled on Solomon as he approaches the ring. Finally, Solomon steps
over the top rope and inside the squared circle.
FATAL FOURWAY MATCH:
SOLOMON VS. ANTHONY FAILLA VS. GI JEW VS. EVAN BLACK
Referee: Tom Stevens
As soon as the bell sounds, an absolute
melee breaks out in the ring, with all three men going right after Solomon! The
Alaskan Monster does his best to fight off the three, but the repeated pounding
from all three individuals gets the better of him. With Solomon backed into the
corner and Failla doing a vicious number on him, Jew spins Black around and
cracks him in the mouth with a right hand!
Before long, the match has broken down to a slugfest between Solomon and
Failla, and a brawl between Jew and Black. While Failla backs Solomon into the
corner, drubbing him with repeated clubbing body blows, Jew and Black have a
decidedly more energetic exchange across the ring, stinging each other with
knife-edge chops! Jew gains the advantage in this exchange, allowing him to
whip Black against the ropes. However, GI Jew telegraphs his attempted back
body drop, allowing him to backwards somersault over Jew and down him with a
shining wizard as he turns around! Black goes for the cover… one, two, and
Failla darts over to break up the pin!
Shortly after Failla thwarts the pinfall attempt, Solomon emerges from the
corner, going after Failla, but Failla responds with a running big boot that
knocks Solomon over the top and to the outside! Then, Failla turns around only
to be double dropkicked to the mat by Jew and Black!
Troy: This is absolutely chaotic!
Buckingham: I just don’t get Evan Black and GI Jew! One minute, they’re trying
to tear each other limb from limb, the next they’re working together!
Troy: And quite well, I might add!
Black and Jew take the opportunity to stomp away on Failla, but before
long, Failla is back to his feet and attacking Black and Jew with a vengeance!
Failla downs Jew with a huge clothesline before doing the same to Evan Black!
The two are slow to get up, but once they do, Failla charges at them, looking
to double clothesline them over the top rope. However, Jew and Black counter,
back body dropping Failla over the top and to the outside!
A moment later, Jew spins Black around, looking to crack him in the jaw with a
right hand, but Black blocks it and unleashes his own series of rights and
lefts on GI Jew!
As that battle continues inside the ring, Solomon begins stalking Failla on the
outside. Finally, the Alaskan Monster grabs hold of Failla and bashes his head
into the ringpost! He attempts to do it again, however, but Failla blocks it
and sends Solomon’s head into the post instead! Then, Failla grabs Solomon and
whips him violently into the steel steps!
Buckingham: Solomon’s gonna feel that one
in the morning!
Failla then re-enters the ring, immediately charging at Black and Jew.
Black sees him coming and sidesteps, prompting Failla’s extended boot to
collide with GI Jew’s jaw, knocking him out of the ring and to the outside!
Failla then turns around to meet a dropkick from Black, but is able to sidestep
it. Then, as Black gets to his feet, Failla grabs him and hurls him nearly
halfway across the ring with a fallaway slam! However, before he can
capitalize, Solomon re-enters the ring and clubs him to the mat with a hard
clothesline. Failla doesn’t allow himself to stay grounded, immediately
bringing himself to a vertical base, but Solomon is ready for him,
clotheslining him over the top and to the outside. Then, the Alaskan Monster
turns his attention to Evan Black, who is slowly getting back to his feet.
Buckingham: This doesn’t look good for
Evan Black.
Troy: He’d better get his bearings in a hurry or this could get ugly.
Solomon has hold of Black as Jew re-enters the ring, immediately lining up for
The Gore! However, Solomon sees it coming, shoves Black to the mat and
sidesteps the oncoming Jew at the last moment, sending GI Jew sailing through
the ropes, crashing onto Anthony Failla on the arena floor! Then, Solomon
attempts to lift Black off the mat, but Evan Black counters into a small
package! One, two, and the Alaskan Monster is just able to get a shoulder up!
Troy: So close!
Solomon pops back up, but Black immediately nails him with the shining
wizard! Then, with the fans on their feet, Black sets up for the superkick!
Solomon slowly approaches a vertical base, and Black is ready for him when he
gets there. However, Solomon is also ready for Black, having that superkick
scouted. Just before Black’s right foot collides with Solomon’s face, the
Alaskan Monster catches it and uses the leverage to guide Black onto his
shoulders. Then, in one fell swoop, Solomon absolutely destroys Black with a
vicious Deep Freeze! With Failla and Jew still down on the outside, Solomon
covers, hooking the leg tightly… one, two, three!
Troy: And that’s gonna do it! Solomon is
victorious in this fatal fourway match!
Buckingham: And what a battle it was! Tremendous effort all around!
The fans boo loudly as “Hear Me” replays and Solomon celebrates his
victory. Failla and Jew now reach their feet on the outside, both appearing
irritated by the outcome. The Alaskan Monster makes sure to mock both Failla
and Jew on his way out, savoring the victory while Black lies motionless in the
ring.
Troy: Solomon is victorious tonight, but
will one of these four men leave Tokyo this Saturday night with their ticket
punched to the main event of Everlasting Epic?
Buckingham: Troy, I know this goes without saying, but I think Solomon is the
favorite to go all the way this Saturday. He hasn’t had much luck in the SOD match
in the past, but I think that changes in four nights.
Troy: You may be right, Randall. Folks, we’ll be right back!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 10:16 – SOLOMON
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
We are taken backstage to Vulture’s
dressing room, where we see a pensive Vulture seated on his couch watching
footage from the 2003 Symphony of Destruction pay-per-view. He is focusing his
attention on one match in particular, the match where he and Greg Tantalus
defeated Mike Griffin and Jason Calysto for the PWA Tag Team Championship. We then
see The Iceman Jason Calysto quietly walk into Vulture’s dressing room and look
at the television monitor.
Calysto: Interesting match selection there.
Vulture: Ha, yeah. Things were a bit different then, huh? Anyway, I’m just
trying to get myself back into that mindset. Tantalus and I worked together in
SIN for almost a year. When we did, I knew exactly how his mind worked, and in
order to snuff out his new group, I need to be one step ahead of him. Tonight,
we have those guys in a battle royal, and it’s a great opportunity for us to
stop this before it goes too far.
Calysto: I guess so, but really V, I don’t even think you should worry. These
guys are just a bunch of hype. Last week, we had the 10-person mixed tag, and
we beat them. This week, it’s not much different. It’s gonna be you and me out
there again, plus Chris, plus Chase Stone. It’s virtually the same match as
last week, only the women aren’t involved and it’s over-the-top elimination. We’ve
got this match in the bag. These guys are nothing we can’t handle and Tantalus
and the rest of his team, they all know that. Why else do you think they’re
focusing on us right now rather than Justin Schenck? Wasn’t that the whole
point?
Vulture (slightly annoyed): You don’t get it do you? These guys need to be
taken very seriously. If they get the luck of the draw and they work together
in the SOD on Saturday, it’s going to be that much harder for one of us to win
the match. And in the end, isn’t a shot at the title the only reason why
you and I are even still putting ourselves through this crap night in and night
out? I don’t know about you, but I want to call myself the PWA World
Heavyweight Champion one more time. As a matter of fact, I need to. I need to
know I’m still one of the absolute best in the world and when you go seven
years without that validation, you start to doubt yourself. But what I know for
sure is that if we get overrun by Tantalus and his minions, my best opportunity
to get a shot at the title vanishes, and so does yours. We beat them last week.
Great. We’ve knocked them down. Tonight, we need to put our feet to their
throats and end this before we even get to SOD.
Calysto: Alright V. I can understand where you are coming from. And I do want a
shot at the PWA Championship again. Of course I do. But the keyword is “want.”
I’m in a good place, dude. I’m here right now because this is fun. As soon as
it stops being fun, I won’t be here anymore. But I just don’t like seeing you
get this obsessed. You know as well as I do this never leads to anything good. It’s
just not healthy.
Vulture: Don’t worry about me. Let’s just win tonight. OK?
Vulture gets up from the couch and walks out of his dressing room, leaving
Jason Calysto behind.
***
We now shift to the office of creative
director Justin Schenck, who we find on the phone. Then, Dean Nash and Kris
Anthony enter the office and stand with their arms crossed in front of the
creative director’s desk. He pretends to not notice them, but as they start to
loudly clear their throats, it is obvious that Schenck is annoyed.
Schenck (on the phone): Yeah, let me call you back... I have some former
employees in my office. Okay. Bye.
Schenck then hangs up, rolls his
eyes, and turns to Nash and Anthony.
Schenck: Gentlemen, how can I help you? Do you need letters of recommendation
or something?
Nash: Justin, we are here because we are sick and tired of being screwed over.
Schenck: Well, that’s good, because your contracts expire Saturday. So consider
your wish granted. Goodbye.
Nash: I’m serious, Schenck. We have been loyal employees of this company for years,
and you just unceremoniously dump us from the roster?
Schenck: I gave you both an opportunity last week and you both lost.
Nash: You can’t sit there and tell me Darrin Giles beat us cleanly.
Schenck: You’re stretching, Nash. You blew your career over a two-second
distraction? Shame on you. And I CAN sit here and tell you that he beat Kris
Anthony 100% clean. Why are you here again, Anthony?
Anthony: Listen, regardless of what happened last week, for years, Dean and I
have been made to feel like afterthoughts. We want you to give us a second
chance.
Schenck can barely contain his laughter.
Nash: Look, this is our last night here, right? Book us a match against the
new Synergy. Give us a shot at The Omega and Giles. If we impress you, then
maybe you can re-evaluate our contract status. If not, you won’t hear from us
again. What do you have to lose?
Schenck: Aside from valuable minutes on the final show before a huge
pay-per-view? You know, as much as I appreciate the loyal work you have given
to this company over the years, what I am always looking for are new ways to
entertain our fan base. Unfortunately, I haven't seen you guys reinvent
yourself in any way to keep up with the current roster. In this industry old
isn't always safe. Sometimes old is just stale and boring. But if you really
want a shot at Synergy then fine, you can get it tonight, since it is your last
night in the company. If you impress me and show me something unique, something
marketable, I MAY re-evaluate your status for the second half of this season.
Anthony: Thanks, Justin. We promise we won't disappoint you.
Schenck: I won't lose much sleep over this either way. You two however, your
careers are dangling by a thread. Now get out of here. You interrupted my phone
call.
Dean Nash and Kris Anthony exit Schenck's office, pumped for their
renewed opportunity tonight.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return from break, “You Don’t
Know” by Eminem and 50 Cent hits and the fans cheer loudly as Paul Dawkins
makes his way to the ring, accompanied by tag team partner Renegade.
Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back to PWA: The Rebirth. We have an interesting singles match for you
coming up in just a few moments, previewing our Tag Team Championship bout this
Saturday at Symphony of Destruction. We’re about to see Paul Dawkins, one half
of Saturday night’s challengers, take on Pitbull, one half of Tag Team
Champions Texas Justice. And with us in the broadcast booth to call the action
is someone who has a vested interest in Saturday’s match, the one and only
Jaguar. Jag, great to have you.
Jaguar: Great to be here, Vic. I definitely do have a vested interest. Dawkins
and Renegade are my boys and I certainly have my issues with Texas Justice, so
I’d like nothing more than to see Dawkins and Renegade walk out with the
titles.
Buckingham: Well then you’re going to be tremendously disappointed on Saturday.
The titles aren’t going anywhere.
Jaguar: Number one, we’ll see about that. And number two, there will be no
disappointment on my end on Saturday because I’m leaving Tokyo with my ticket
punched to the main event of Everlasting Epic. Believe it.
Moments later, “Mouth For War” by Pantera hits the speakers and the PWA Tag
Team Champions Texas Justice make their way to the ring. Pitbull enters the
ring, ready for action, while Maddox Tate takes his place on the outside. Both
champions glare at Jaguar before glaring at their next challengers before we
kick off tonight’s one-on-one action.
PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION PITBULL VS. PAUL DAWKINS
Referee: Jose Soares
The bell sounds and Pitbull and Dawkins
immediately go at one another, exchanging fists hard. Dawkins, however, is able
to develop the advantage, flooring Pitbull with a big right!
Jaguar: Attaboy, P-Dawk!
Buckingham: God, can you make your partiality toward Dawkins a little more
obvious, Jag? I think there are three or four viewers who might not know who
you’re rooting for.
Jaguar: Is this guy for real?
Troy: I ask myself that every week.
Jaguar: Listen Buckingham, at least I’m doing it as a guest of this booth and
not as a supposed broadcast journalist.
Troy: Amen!
Buckingham: Shut it, Troy. No one asked for your two cents.
Dawkins attacks Pitbull with a series of stomps, which ceases only when Pitbull
grabs the ropes, which forces the referee to move Dawkins away from Pitbull and
allow him to get to his feet. The two then lock up, this time with Pitbull
breaking it up with a poke to the eye. From there, Pitbull downs Dawkins with a
bodyslam and nails him with repeated elbow drops.
Troy: Pitbull appears to be firmly in
control.
Jaguar: It’ll turn around. Just watch.
Pitbull then whips Dawkins into the corner and attempts to strangle him
with the top rope. Infuriated, referee Jose Soares backs Pitbull away from the
corner, which only allows Maddox Tate an opening to jump onto the apron and
choke Dawkins with the rope!
Troy: C’mon ref! Turn around! This is
blatant cheating!
However, before too much damage can be done, Renegade rushes over from his
corner and yanks Maddox Tate off the apron and back to the arena floor!
Renegade and Tate begin brawling, which distracts the referee even further.
Meanwhile, Pitbull reaches into his jeans and pulls out a pair of brass
knuckles, poised to bash Dawkins in the skull with them as he rises. However,
seeing this prompts Jaguar to toss down his headset and leave the broadcast
position! Jaguar leaps onto the apron, distracting Pitbull before he can swing
the knucks at Dawkins. Pitbull shouts at Jaguar, but the moment of distraction
allows Dawkins to charge at Pitbull and nail him with the Scud Missile, the
impact driving Pitbull’s head into his own brass-knuckled hand! The referee
turns around as Dawkins covers and Jaguar hops down off the apron… one, two,
three!
Troy: And there you have it! Paul Dawkins
defeats Pitbull!
Buckingham: Amazing! Jaguar ruins everything, like always!
Troy: Will you stop?!
The fans cheer loudly as “You Don’t Know” replays and Dawkins is announced
the winner. Maddox Tate quickly pulls Pitbull out of the ring and Texas Justice
retreats up the ramp, realizing they are outnumbered. Jaguar then raises the
hands of both Dawkins and Renegade and shouts at Texas Justice that their days
as Tag Team Champions are numbered. Tate simply shakes his head at them,
mouthing that the titles aren’t going anywhere as we head to break.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 5:24 – PAUL DAWKINS
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we are ringside with
our commentators, Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham, as Pop Evil’s “Last Man
Standing,” the official Symphony of Destruction theme song, is blaring over the
arena speakers.
Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we’re back and we’re just four days away
from the Symphony of Destruction pay-per-view. Randall, in just four days,
Saturday, May 21st, we’ll be live from the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan and live
on pay-per-view with what should be a tremendous evening of action!
Buckingham: It’s going to be off the charts, Troy!
Troy: The pay-per-view extravaganza will see the PWA World Heavyweight Championship
up for grabs as Dan Crowley defends the gold against Showtime Damon Savage!
Buckingham: Chase Stone will defend the PWA International Championship against
Markus Krieg!
Troy: In a triangle elimination match, Zina defends the PWA Women’s Championship
against both Morgan Day and Lauren Tantalus!
Buckingham: Texas Justice defends the PWA Tag Team Championship against Paul
Dawkins and Renegade!
Troy: The team of Paul Epton, Saif al Abbad, and Asai Moon will meet the new
PWA Progressive Champion Matthew Magellan, Dexter P. Wellington, and Juan Pablo
Alvarez in a six-man tag team cruiserweight division exhibition!
Buckingham: Vulture and Chris Duval will team up to take on Jackie Baccaro and
John Wolfe!
Troy: And of course the event will be highlighted by the Symphony of
Destruction match itself, in which 30 men will compete for the right to
challenge for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship at Everlasting Epic VII.
Each man will randomly draw a number from 1 to 30, with the men who draw 1 and
2 starting the match and a new man entering the ring every two minutes
thereafter until all 30 have entered. Elimination can be scored via pinfall or
submission only, and the match will continue until just one man remains.
As of last week, we knew the names of 27 of the participants in this match. To
review, they are: Jaguar, Jason Calysto, Solomon, Anthony Failla, Scythe,
Vulture, Greg Tantalus, Jackie Baccaro, John Wolfe, Markus Krieg, Michael
Grieco, GI Jew, Evan Black, the PWA International Champion Chase Stone, Jon
Dulberg, Dexter P. Wellington, Chris Duval, the PWA Progressive Champion Matthew
Magellan, Briggs, Paul Epton, Asai Moon, Juan Pablo Alvarez, Kerry Cox, Darrin
Giles, The Omega, Saif al Abbad, and the Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone’s official
representative. We can now announce that, while one spot in the match will
remain a mystery, two other names have been added to the field, meaning that 29
of the 30 spots have been accounted for. First, we can tell you that Fenix
Clarke, the newcomer who cost Paul Epton the Progressive Championship earlier
this evening, will make his debut in the SOD match, as will this next
individual. Let’s take a look at some footage from this past weekend.
***
The camera shifts to the exterior of a
sports therapy clinic on Long Island, New York, and a graphic appears on the
screen reading “this weekend.” Inside, we see backstage reporter Scott
Cornelius sitting with the man we now know as Rich Revis.
Cornelius: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here on Long Island with Rich Revis at his sports therapy clinic on Long Island.
Revis, the man formerly known as Reaper, will be making his return to the PWA
after a five-year absence. Before we get into where you’re going, let’s talk
about where you’ve been. What have you
been doing since we last saw you live on a PWA broadcast?
Revis: Things were rough for a bit. The first
year was all about my recovery from a broken neck. My doctors were convinced
I’d never compete again. It gave me a goal and I proved them wrong.
Cornelius: And you opened up your clinic?
Revis: Well I went back to school
first. Now I’m a professional physical therapist, specializing in athletic
injury.
Cornelius: It sounds like you took a lot from
your own injury. It’s certainly noble to turn that around and provide
others with the care they need.
Revis: It’s very gratifying. My injury just
woke me up to how I was living my life. In the PWA, I constantly took the easy
way out. The path of least resistance. I’m happy I’ve finally learned
to live life for myself. The clinic was just the first step on that path.
Cornelius: And that brings us back to
today. What brings you back to the PWA?
Revis: The lessons I learned all led me to
this point. Ever since my recovery, I’ve been training, getting back in
wrestling shape, and more recently, working the independent wrestling scene. I
feel great. And while I’ve been enjoying this chapter in my life, I feel I
have something to prove to myself.
Cornelius: And what is that?
Revis: That I can wrestle at a high level. That I
can achieve my own success on the big stage without relying on others.
Cornelius: So are you going to come back and win
a championship?
Revis: Well Scott, I can’t see into the future. All I’m going to do is make the same promise
to the fans of the PWA that I made myself. I’m going to do my best, I’m going to stand on
my own two feet, and live my life for me. I’ll take that as far as it’ll get me
and if it brings me a championship, I’ll be happy to embrace the moment.
Cornelius: And when can we expect to see you in
the ring again?
Revis: Well that’s the really exciting
thing. Just before you got here, I got off the phone with Justin Schenck. He
faxed over a contract and I thought I’d sign it here with you as my
witness. Now, I’ve already signed my talent contract. This contract,
Scott, is to make my entry into the Symphony of Destruction match official.
Cornelius: Congratulations,
Rich. Best of luck to you in Tokyo and
it’s great to have you back.
Revis: Thanks Scott. Glad to be back.
Cornelius: Ladies and gentlemen, Rich Revis
returns at the Symphony of Destruction! Just one of many reasons to order this
tremendous pay-per-view this Saturday night!
The video
then fades as “Body Ya” by Fabolous plays in the background and a graphic
appears on the screen, reading “Rich Revis Returns – Symphony of Destruction.”
From there, we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “More Human Than
Human” by White Zombie hits and the fans begin booing as The Omega and Darrin
Giles make their way down the aisle, the new formation of Synergy. As they
enter, the camera cuts across the ring, where we can see Dean Nash and Kris
Anthony inside, awaiting Synergy’s arrival.
Troy: Alright folks, last week we saw
Darrin Giles defeat Dean Nash and Kris Anthony to earn a contract renewal and
eliminate any chance Nash and Anthony had of remaining under contract. Then, we
saw Giles chosen by The Omega to be his new tag team partner in Synergy.
Tonight, Nash and Anthony have one final chance to impress Justin Schenck and
earn a contract renewal as they team up to face the new Synergy.
Buckingham: Nash and Anthony have some nerve wasting our time tonight. They
lost last week. Leave here with grace and dignity.
Troy: You don’t believe in second chances?
Buckingham: Not for these jokers. C’mon Synergy, make this quick.
SYNERGY VS. DEAN NASH & KRIS ANTHONY
Referee: Matt Hansen
As the bell sounds, Darrin Giles rushes
right at Kris Anthony, spearing him down to the mat before unloading on him with
furious rights and lefts. Anthony fights his way back to a vertical base, but
Giles bashes him with repeated forearm shots. Giles then whips him off the
ropes, but Anthony counters with a big dropkick. Giles is felled, giving
Anthony an opening to make a tag to Dean Nash, who enters the ring ready to go
on the offensive against Giles.
Nash attacks Giles with several hard right hands before whipping him against
the ropes. However, Nash telegraphs his back body drop attempt, allowing Giles
to counter with a quick DDT. Giles goes for a cover, but Nash is able to get
the shoulder up at two.
Nash staggers back to his feet, but Giles is waiting for him with a crushing
spin-out powerbomb. Then, Giles tags The Omega into the match, who climbs right
to the top rope, sizing up the prone Nash. The Omega then leaps off the top and
absolutely destroys Nash with the Extreme Precision frog splash. Omega covers
as Giles charges at Anthony and dropkicks him off the apron… one, two, three.
Buckingham: I guess we should have known
better than to waste time on this show giving another chance to Dean Nash and
Kris Anthony. Good riddance, guys.
Troy: Certainly not the outcome Nash and Anthony were hoping for. I can’t
imagine this will change Justin Schenck’s mind and prompt him to renew their
contracts. But, on the flipside, the new Synergy has gotten off to quite an
impressive start. Could this mark a renaissance in the careers of both The
Omega and Darrin Giles? Time will tell.
The fans boo as “More Human Than Human” replays over the speakers and The
Omega and Giles mock Nash and Anthony as they exit the ring. Then, Omega and
Giles head to the backstage area, their heads held high, as they move along on
their quest back to respectability.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT 3:35 – SYNERGY
***
Backstage in Greg Tantalus’ dressing
room, we see Jackie Baccaro, Markus Krieg, and John Wolfe huddled around Tantalus
as they discuss their strategy for tonight’s four-on-four team battle royal
against Vulture, Jason Calysto, Chris Duval, and the International Champion
Chase Stone. Alexis Duval is seen in the corner by the mirror fixing her
makeup.
Tantalus: Baccaro,
I want you taking on Vulture. I’m gonna work on Calysto; Krieg, you’ve got
Stone; and Wolfe, I want you going up against Duval. Now, we all know Vulture’s
neck is surgically repaired and still pretty weak so—
Alexis: Umm…I
have an idea, guys.
Baccaro
(annoyed): What do you think you’re doing?! I told you to stay out of our
business. This is grown- up talk, kid. Go play with your vanity set some more.
Alexis: But I
think you’ll like what I’ve got to say. I was going over some old footage from
a few years back and I saw something that could prove really helpful against
Vulture and Calysto in particular. And if you are looking for ways to easily
toss my brother over the top, then I’ve got you covered there too.
Baccaro: Wow,
guys would you look at this?! Thank god for feminism ‘cause we got a lady here
who’s got an idea. Listen, sweetie, remember last week? You saw where sticking your
nose in our business got us. You lost the match for us ‘cause you thought it
would be a good idea to go up against Morgan Day, a bitch that is, last I
checked, far better in that ring than you. So, when I say keep out of our
business… I MEAN IT!
Alexis is hurt and embarrassed by
Baccaro’s outburst. Humiliated, she mutters under her breath just a little too
loudly.
Alexis: At least
that bitch is with a man who treats her like a queen.
Baccaro: What
did you say?!
When confronted by Baccaro, Alexis is first fearful
but then gathers the courage to speak her mind.
Alexis: I said—
Suddenly, Baccaro backhands Alexis across the mouth
with a sickening smack. The room falls silent. Alexis turns back around, her
eyes welled up with tears and a red mark quickly spreading across her mouth and
cheek.
Baccaro: That
was so you don’t repeat it.
Completely embarrassed, Alexis runs out of the room
crying. Wolfe loses his cool and
immediately starts screaming at Jackie, the two men now nose to nose.
Wolfe: Are you
bloody mad?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You can’t go hitting women,
Jackie!
Baccaro: She’s
not your woman, Wolfe, so keep your nose out business that doesn’t concern you!
Wolfe: I’m
making it my business, Baccaro! Your woman or not, I will beat the bloody hell
out of you if you raise your hand to her again!
Baccaro laughs at Wolfe before turning serious and shoving him hard. Wolfe responds
with a shove of his own, which prompts Tantalus and Krieg to work quickly to
break up the in-fighting.
Tantalus: That’s enough! Everybody
friggin’ calm down! Jesus! Jackie, take a walk, we’ll meet you out there.
Baccaro glares at Wolfe for several moments before leaving the room in a
huff. Wolfe looks on, intensely, and Tantalus and Krieg simply stare at him. No
words are spoken for several moments until Tantalus shakes his head at Wolfe
and exits with Krieg. Wolfe stays behind, an intense look still on his face as
we head to break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Hey You” by Simon
Says hits the speakers and the fans begin booing loudly as Greg Tantalus leads
Jackie Baccaro, Markus Krieg, and John Wolfe to the ring. Tantalus is flanked
by Krieg as he walks down the aisle, while Baccaro walks by himself and Wolfe
lags about 10 yards behind the rest of the group. As Baccaro breaks away to the
corner for a quick pre-match prayer, there is noticeable tension in the ring.
Troy: Folks, we’re back and ready for our
main event tonight, but we sure went to that last commercial break in explosive
fashion.
Buckingham: I’m not really sure what’s going on in that ring now. It’s obvious
what Baccaro did was wrong, and that Wolfe absolutely does not approve, but we
haven’t been able to read any reaction from Tantalus or Krieg. Any way you
slice it, there seems to be a wedge between this team right now based on what
just happened, and the two men responsible for that are teaming up this
Saturday night to boot. I guess we’re about to find out just how well they’re
able to put aside what just happened and get down to business.
Moments later, “F*ckin’ in the Bushes” by Oasis thumps onto the speakers
and the fans give a huge ovation to The Iceman Jason Calysto and Vulture, who
lead Chris Duval and the PWA International Champion Chase Stone into battle!
However, given the events that just took place, it should come as no surprise
that Vulture and Duval charge down the aisle, right past their partners, eager
to get at Baccaro!
Troy: It looks like we’re not wasting any
time!
TEAM BATTLE ROYAL:
JASON CALYSTO, VULTURE, CHRIS DUVAL, & PWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION CHASE
STONE VS. GREG TANTALUS, JACKIE BACCARO, MARKUS KRIEG, & JOHN WOLFE
Outside Referees: Tom Stevens, Dan Martin
The bell sounds immediately as Calysto,
Vulture, Duval, and Stone enter the ring, and it is Duval that immediately
makes contact with Baccaro, bludgeoning him with frenzied rights and lefts!
Baccaro is staggered to the ropes and Duval charges him, tackling him with such
ferocity that both tumble over the top rope and to the outside!
Troy: Duval and Baccaro are both eliminated!
Buckingham: I guess we’re not going to see how well Baccaro and Wolfe work
together tonight after all! But one thing’s for sure: Chris Duval did NOT take
too kindly to Baccaro putting his hands on Duval’s sister!
Indeed, Duval and Baccaro are engaged in a vicious brawl on the outside of
the ring, requiring the assistance of numerous officials to get them separated
and ushered to the backstage area. Meanwhile, in the ring, Krieg clubs a
distracted Vulture down from behind while Tantalus exchanges blows with
Calysto. Then, Krieg grabs hold of Chase Stone and begins brawling with him
while Wolfe takes over on Vulture, peppering him with stomps.
Ultimately, Vulture is able to battle himself back to a vertical base and begin
slugging it out with Wolfe, creating enough separation to get a running start
and down Wolfe with a running knee to the jaw! Then, out of the corner of his
eye, Vulture sees Calysto create separation with Tantalus, prompting him to
charge at Tantalus, looking for another running knee! However, Tantalus sees
him coming and pulls Calysto into harm’s way, causing Vulture’s knee to collide
with The Iceman’s jaw! Amid the confusion, Tantalus chop-blocks Vulture to the
mat and Markus Krieg breaks away from Chase Stone to rush over and bull Calysto
over the top rope and down to the arena floor!
Troy: Jason Calysto is out, and Vulture
and Chase Stone now find themselves at a 2-on-3 disadvantage!
Buckingham: Troy, it’s only a matter of time until Tantalus’ team emerges
victorious!
Tantalus begins stomping away on Vulture furiously, keeping him grounded
while Krieg and Wolfe turn their full attention to Chase Stone. The
International Champion tries to overcome the two-on-one assault, but the two
Europeans are too much for him. Krieg dazes Stone with a vicious clubbing
forearm to the spine, causing Stone to walk right into a crushing chokeslam
from Wolfe. Then, the two peel Stone off the mat and hurl him over the top
rope, eliminating him.
Buckingham: Stone hung on as long as he
could there, but the numbers game caught up to him! And now, Troy, what kind of
chance does Vulture have in there alone with three men?
Troy: Randall, I really don’t know! Vulture has his work cut out for him!
When Tantalus notices that Stone has been eliminated, he smiles widely and
invites Vulture back to his feet. Realizing exactly what he’s up against,
Vulture takes a deep breath as Tantalus, Krieg, and Wolfe circle him. From
there, he lunges at the biggest man, Krieg, and cracks him in the jaw with a
hard right hand! Krieg is staggered, but the jackals descend and Vulture is
soon beaten down to the mat.
Vulture battles valiantly to get back to a vertical base, but the tandem
assault of Tantalus, Krieg, and Wolfe is too much for him to withstand. Krieg
pries Vulture back to his feet and instantly destroys him with the BlitzKrieg,
sending him back down to the mat brutally. Then, Wolfe lifts Vulture to his
feet, grabs him by the throat, and absolutely crushes him with a violent
chokeslam.
Then, with Vulture down and out, Tantalus instructs Krieg to lift Vulture up
again. From there, Tantalus lifts Vulture in position for the Big O before
dumping him over the top rope and down to the arena floor, scoring the final
elimination.
Troy: And that’s gonna do it for Vulture.
A spirited effort by Vulture here tonight, but it was just not enough to
overcome three men.
Buckingham: And Troy, after this, you HAVE to consider Tantalus’ group the
favorites to walk out of Tokyo this Saturday night with the 2011 Symphony of
Destruction match winner in their camp.
Troy: I think a lot of it is going to depend on the luck of the draw,
naturally, but if these guys get decent draws and can assemble themselves as a
unit early on, they are going to be nearly impossible to eradicate.
WINNERS AT 7:34 – GREG TANTALUS, MARKUS KRIEG, & JOHN
WOLFE
The fans boo as “Hey You” replays over
the speakers and Tantalus, Krieg, and Wolfe celebrate the victory in the ring.
On the outside, Vulture sits up and pounds the mat in disgusted frustration,
shaking his head. He looks back up at the celebrating victors in the ring,
scoffs, shakes his head again, picks himself up from the arena floor, and
begins a slow walk to the backstage area, leaving Tantalus, Krieg, and Wolfe to
celebrate their decisive victory.
Troy: Folks, we’re taking a summer break
here at The Rebirth, so we’ll see you back for the 11th episode of this second
season seven weeks from tonight, July 5, from New Delhi, India. But before
that, we’re just four days away from the Symphony of Destruction pay-per-view,
live from the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan this Saturday night, May 21st! Make
sure you don’t miss a minute of the action! For Randall Buckingham, this is
Victor Troy saying see you in Tokyo!
Buckingham: Sayonara!
-- END SHOW --
Pre-Show
Dark Matches:
1. Rich Revis def. Briggs via pinfall with a running
powerslam at 4:41. (Referee: Matt Hansen)
2. Saif al Abbad & Asai Moon def. Fenix Clarke & Juan Pablo Alvarez.
Asai pinned Alvarez after the Black Tiger Driver at 5:32. (Referee: Dan Martin)
3. Jon Dulberg def. Dexter P. Wellington
via pinfall at 4:37 with the Walk-Off. (Referee: Jose Soares)