EPISODE #3.1
US AIRWAYS CENTER
PHOENIX, ARIZONA
TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 2012
Watch
the video below for the show-opening video package and The Rebirth opening
credits
***
As the camera pans around the arena, highlighting excited fans throughout the US
Airways Center, ring announcer Lee Palmer enters the ring and begins to speak.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome PWA creative director JUSTINNNNNNN SCHENNNNNCK!
With that, “Bounce” by Bon Jovi hits the speakers and the creative director
makes his way down the aisle to a cheer-filled reaction. Schenck wastes little
time grabbing a microphone and entering the ring to address the crowd.
Schenck: First off, I’d like to welcome
each and every one of you back for another season of PWA: The Rebirth!
The creative director pauses a moment, allowing the fans to cheer, before
resuming his speech.
Schenck: Now, for the past few weeks,
there have been a lot of rumors regarding the future of this series. I am here
right now, before we officially kick this season off, to tell you all the
truth. Without any more time spent beating around the bush, let me give it to
you straight: the NOW Network has decided that this will be the final season of
PWA: The Rebirth.
The Phoenix crowd boos raucously, and Schenck nods in agreement with his
audience. After several moments, Schenck encourages the crowd to quiet down so
that he can continue speaking.
Schenck: I know that isn’t the news you
wanted to start this season off with, but in life, you can’t always get what
you want; something I’ve had to learn very painfully this past offseason. I was
given the news about six months ago and given a directive to keep it quiet. The
network felt that if you all knew that there was no future beyond season three,
you wouldn’t tune in. Well, to be blunt, I find that to be a load of horse
shit.
You people have supported us for the last two seasons, seasons during which the
narrative of the Progressive Wrestling Alliance has been forever altered. About
three years ago, I set out on a mission to bring the PWA back from the dead,
and not only did my mission succeed, but as an organization, we have thrived
over the past two seasons. So then, if we were successful, if we were bringing
in TV ratings, if we were bringing fans into arenas all over the globe, then
why in the hell would the NOW Network want to cancel the series? The simple
answer, people, is money. You have to understand, the network never wanted to
produce new PWA programming in the first place. They have always felt that the
real value of the company is its tape library, and that they can make a
sufficient profit off the release of DVDs without the overhead of generating
new content. When they finally green-lit The Rebirth, it was for one season and
one season only. So the fact that we got three seasons out of them is really a
huge victory.
Schenck pauses for a moment, considering what to say next. The fans react
by starting a loud “P-W-A” chant, which elicits a smile from the creative
director.
Schenck: I want you all to know that I
did everything in my power to get them to reconsider. I argued my case all the
way up to the board of directors, and they voted to stop the series after
season three by one lousy vote. But you know what? It does us no good to focus
on the things in life that we can’t control. The reality is, this is going to
be the final season of PWA: The Rebirth, whether any of us like it or not. But
if we’re going down, people, I promise you, we’re going down in a blaze of
glory!
The Phoenix crowd cheers and Schenck is noticeably energized.
Schenck: We’re going to do everything in
our power to make this the greatest, most compelling season in the history of
PWA programming, and I will not rest until that’s the case. As creative
director of this company, much of what happens between now and Everlasting Epic
is within my control, and I will NOT squander this opportunity. Ladies and
gentlemen, this will NOT be a lame-duck season. This will be, quite simply, a
season you will NEVER forget. And that starts TONIGHT. Who wants to see a
number one contender to the PWA World Heavyweight Championship decided in this
ring?
The fans cheer loudly and Schenck smiles and nods.
Schenck: Well, you’re in luck, because
tonight, we are going to have a triple threat match between three deserving
individuals, and the winner of that bout will challenge Jason Calysto for the
PWA title next week here on The Rebirth. And those individuals have something
in common: they all starred in the Everlasting Epic gauntlet match and
delivered a crushing defeat to SIN. I promised that succeeding in the gauntlet
match would have its perks, and tonight I make good on that promise. So, later
on this evening, you will see Dan Crowley -- the man who dealt Markus Krieg his
first pinfall loss -- take on Chase Stone -- the man who scored back-to-back
eliminations of SIN members when his team was against the ropes -- and Anthony
Failla -- the man who returned early from injury to bail his team out in its
time of need and win the gauntlet -- in a triple threat match for the number
one contendership!
The fans loudly cheer this announcement.
Schenck: Now, I don’t want to exclude another man who impressed during the
gauntlet match in a major way, and that’s Rich Revis. With his elimination of
the International Champion John Wolfe, I saw no more appropriate reward than to
name Revis the number one contender for the International title and award him a
shot at the gold in the coming weeks, as was announced on The Rebirth’s
official Twitter feed last month. And later tonight, I will provide Revis an
opportunity to build some momentum, in a six-man tag team match. You will see
the SIN team of John Wolfe, Chris Duval, and James Biamonte take on Rich Revis
and two partners of his choosing. You will also see—
Suddenly, “Hear Me” by Darkseed thumps onto the speakers and the fans begin
booing raucously as the Alaskan Monster Solomon stalks his way to the ring. The
seven-foot behemoth grabs a microphone and steps into the ring, towering more
than a foot over the creative director.
Solomon: You know, Schenck, I must be
going deaf. I was sitting in the back, waiting for you to make an announcement
regarding the next challenger for the PWA Championship, and I could have sworn
you singled out Crowley, Failla, and your golden goose Chase Stone, without
making a single mention of my absolute dominance at Everlasting Epic. In case
you forgot, I put my CAREER on the line on the biggest stage this company has
to offer, and I prevailed. I took the upstart Evan Black, a punk with more
momentum going into EE than just about anyone, and I humbled him. I sent him to
the back of the line. And now, because of the stipulation attached to our
match, he is not entitled to a rematch. That means, Schenck, that the next
logical step for me is reclaiming the PWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Schenck: I appreciate that, Solomon, but—
Solomon: But nothing. Can you honestly stand there and tell me I don’t deserve
a shot at the title?
Schenck: Sure, you deserve a shot, but—
Solomon: But what? You’re only interested in rewarding people who helped you
out at Everlasting Epic? I suggest you get over that, and get over it quickly.
You hear me? You just announced to the world that this is the final season of
The Rebirth. So since this is no longer long-term employment for me, I don’t
have any qualms about doing something that gets me fired, if you catch my
drift. I’m here for one reason and one reason only and that’s to be the last
man to ever hold the PWA title. So what you’re going to do is add me to
tonight’s main event, make it a fatal fourway match, and then after I win the
championship from Jason Calysto, I’m going to hang onto it for the entire rest
of the season. So Schenck, the question is, do you have a problem with my
proposal, or am I going to have to get myself fired right here in the opening
segment of the season?
Schenck is clearly livid about the threat, but collects his thoughts before
responding.
Schenck: First of all, Solomon, I don’t
appreciate you coming out here and trying to intimidate me into giving you a
title shot. But, I can’t deny that you deserve one. So I’m going to look past
everything you just said and judge this situation on merit. You have your match
tonight. We’re now going to have a fatal fourway match between Dan Crowley,
Chase Stone, Anthony Failla, and Solomon, and the winner will challenge Jason
Calysto for the PWA Championship right next week on The Rebirth. But Solomon, I
am going to warn you once and only once: don’t ever threaten me again. There
are worse things I can do to you than fire you.
Solomon doesn’t respond to the creative director, instead smirking and
exiting the ring as his music replays. Schenck stares back at him as we head to
commercial.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, the camera is focused on our commentators, Victor Troy and
Randall Buckingham.
Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen,
welcome back to the final season premiere of PWA: The Rebirth. First off, it’s
great to be back in your homes for another season, but as our creative director
Justin Schenck detailed before the break, the NOW Network has opted not to
renew this series for a fourth season, so this will be the final set of shows
for this storied organization.
Buckingham: It’s no doubt a somber way to start this season off, but Mr.
Schenck wasn’t lying when he said that we’re going to go out with a bang. We’ve
got two nine-episode blocks of programming, each culminating in a major
pay-per-view extravaganza. Like last season, we will see the chaotic Symphony
of Destruction at midseason, and our series will culminate with the eighth and
likely final installment of Everlasting Epic. And if I know Justin, there will
be countless other surprises to make this season the most memorable of all.
Troy: I’ve got to say, I’ve come a long way in my opinion of Mr. Schenck. He
has everyone in that locker room energized and determined to deliver a
tremendously entertaining season to all you fans out there. I think he had some
hiccups at the beginning of his tenure, and his behavior can be tremendously
controversial, but the man has presided over two unbelievably entertaining
seasons here in the PWA, as entertaining as any segment of PWA history. He’s an
effective motivator and, dare I say, a great leader.
Buckingham: I don’t get you, Troy. I really don’t.
Troy: What do you mean?
Buckingham: If you’re finally going to start kissing the boss’ ass, why would
you wait until you’re months away from being without a job here no matter what?
You’d have gotten more out of it a year or two ago!
Troy: You’re gonna start already? We literally JUST sat down for the first time
this year.
Buckingham: New season, same Buckingham. The fans wouldn’t want it any other
way, trust me.
Troy: That remains to be seen, but folks, let’s now turn our attention to a rather
serious situation involving one of the biggest stars in PWA history, that being
SIN co-leader and the man who was defeated by Jason Calysto in his bid to
become PWA Champion at Everlasting Epic, Vulture.
***
Footage
now begins rolling on the Jumbotron, with a graphic on screen reading
“Backstage: Everlasting Epic VII, immediately after going off the air.” The
footage shows a defeated Vulture walking through the curtain. Morgan Day runs
to embrace him and check on his physical condition. Moments later, the Duval
Twins and International Champion John Wolfe arrive to check on the PWA Hall of
Famer. However, seconds after their arrival, SIN co-leader Greg Tantalus
arrives, a scowl on his face, flanked by SIN members James Biamonte and Markus
Krieg. Tantalus immediately begins shouting at Vulture, chiding him for his
loss. After a hostile few moments, Vulture, Morgan, the Duvals, and Wolfe walk
away from the other members of the group. Our commentators talk over the video.
Troy: Alright, as you can see, Greg
Tantalus and Vulture got into it immediately following the absolute war Vulture
waged with Jason Calysto, a match, quite frankly, that Vulture should not be
ashamed of in the least. You can see here that Vulture’s own cousin Biamonte
has apparently sided with Tantalus in this apparent split, with Vulture’s wife,
his twin children, and John Wolfe on his side, and Tantalus, Biamonte, and
Krieg feeling he let the group down.
Buckingham: That situation was absolutely coming to a head, but just minutes
after this, Vulture went into shock and had to be rushed to a London hospital.
Troy: It was a tremendously frightening situation. Randall and I were just
making our way backstage at that point, and the tension level in the locker
room was unbelievable. Thankfully, Vulture made a recovery, but his offseason
was plagued by questions regarding his future.
Buckingham: I know that Vulture fought hard to keep the details of his
condition secret, but news that he was considering retirement broke in early
January. However, something changed after that, and Vulture began pursuing
medical clearance to return to the ring for this season. From what I’ve heard,
Vulture never wanted to retire at all; it was his wife and kids urging him not
to risk his health.
Troy: Vulture persisted, going through a litany of tests and additional medical
opinions before finally receiving medical clearance just days before the start
of this season. And tonight, Vulture is back in the ring for the first time
since Everlasting Epic, in a singles match against Evan Black. Randall, it’s
easy to think that the winner of this match will be in line for perhaps the
second shot at the PWA Championship this season, after tonight’s fatal fourway
winner challenges Jason Calysto for the gold next week.
Buckingham: It’s a good thought, Troy. Evan Black, as much as it pains me to
admit it, took Solomon to the absolute limit at Everlasting Epic, and if he can
knock off Vulture tonight, the man who came within a hair of becoming PWA
Champion at Wembley Stadium, then I think he deserves his opportunity. And if
Vulture is able to defeat Evan Black, especially considering all he’s been
through since EE, then another title shot should be in order.
Troy: But that’s almost beside the point, Randall. The real question here is
whether or not Vulture is in any condition to actually compete.
Buckingham: It took a while, but the doctors DID clear him.
Troy: They did, but you’d have to imagine he’s taking some real long-term risks
continuing on here. Not to mention the surgically-repaired neck that kept him
out of the ring for all but one match over a six-year period—
Buckingham: If he’s willing to take the risk, who are you to tell him he
shouldn’t?
Troy: Far be it from me to tell him what to do, but take a look at this footage
from earlier tonight, when all of SIN reunited for the first time since
Vulture’s medical clearance.
***
We
are now taken to the backstage area, where we see Vulture taping his wrists,
getting ready for his match against Evan Black. A graphic appears on the
screen, reading “earlier tonight.” As Vulture continues his preparation, his
wife Morgan Day appears at his side.
Morgan: I really wish you wouldn’t do
this.
Vulture sighs and responds without turning around.
Vulture: I really wish we didn’t have to
go through this again.
Morgan: You don’t have to prove anything to anyone. You know that, right?
Vulture turns around, ready to respond, but his son Chris Duval enters the
room before he can. Right behind Chris are twin sister Alexis and International
Champion John Wolfe, who are holding hands.
Alexis: Any luck?
Morgan: Just give us a minute.
Vulture: Oh great. So none of you have faith in me?
Chris: Dad, it’s not that we don’t have faith in you.
Alexis: We’re just concerned. What happened at EE last year… it could have been
way worse.
Morgan: None of us want to see that happen.
Wolfe: You’re a legend in this business, mate. Do you really need this?
Vulture is now growing extremely agitated.
Vulture: All of you, I appreciate your
concern. I really do. But I came out of retirement a few years ago so that I
could end my career on my own terms, something I wasn’t able to do the first
time around. I didn’t come back to have someone else tell me when it was time
to give it up again.
Morgan: That’s all well and good, but don’t you understand what you’re risking?
If you won’t think about yourself, if you won’t think about any of us, think
about our son at home. Think about him growing up without a father.
Vulture: (yelling) Do you think I need this right now?! Do you think I need
more on my mind?! I HAVE to do this, ok?! I DO NEED to do this!
Morgan: Why?!
Voice: Because he just can’t face reality.
Everyone turns around to see that the voice belongs to Greg Tantalus, who
has now entered the dressing room, flanked by James Biamonte and Markus Krieg.
Tantalus: Isn’t that right, V?
Vulture: If you just came here to antagonize me, I’m really not in the mood.
Tantalus: I’m just trying to help you out, help your family understand why you
need to do this. Morgan, you need to realize that your husband will never
change. This is the man you married, and he’s going to keep risking his health
to compete as long as people doubt that he can. But Vulture, I know deep down
that YOU don’t even believe in yourself. That’s why you agreed to my terms.
Chris: What is he talking about, Dad?
Vulture: (sighs) Tantalus and I had a conversation and agreed that, from this
point forward, he will assume full leadership of SIN.
Morgan, the Duvals, and Wolfe cry out incredulously, demanding to know why
Vulture relinquished his leadership stake in the group.
Tantalus: Why? Because Vulture is at
least smart enough to realize that he isn’t physically capable of being an
effective leader anymore. And to be frank, if he didn’t agree to this request,
he’d have been banished from SIN, along with anyone who chose to stand with
him.
Biamonte: Isn’t it obvious to you
numbskulls? Tantalus is the only person who can lead this group back to
greatness.
Chris: You’re siding with Tantalus over your own cousin?
Biamonte: Kid, if you really wanted to put your career first, you’d realize
your old man is yesterday’s news. We’re not getting anywhere with a liability
as our leader. No offense, V.
Vulture: Get the hell out of my damn dressing room. Now! All of you!
Tantalus smirks and ushers Krieg and Biamonte out the door.
Tantalus: Good luck tonight, V.
Once Tantalus departs, Morgan begins speaking again.
Morgan: How are you ok with this? How can
you let that man take control of this group and not even tell us?!
Vulture: When I said everyone out of my dressing room, I meant EVERYONE.
Vulture then stares down his wife, kids, and Wolfe until they all exit the
room.
***
Back
at the commentary table, the camera is focused on Troy and Buckingham.
Troy: Pretty intense stuff. I still can’t
believe that Vulture would sign over full leadership of SIN to Greg Tantalus.
Buckingham: He didn’t have much of a choice. He was set on coming back to the
ring, and if he didn’t agree to this, he’d have to worry not just about
competing, but about having made an enemy of Greg Tantalus.
Troy: Nonetheless, it doesn’t appear that Vulture’s family is too pleased about
the developments.
Buckingham: Well, they’re going to have to get over it pretty quickly, because
they’re all in action tonight.
Troy: That’s right. As Justin Schenck alluded to earlier, John Wolfe and Chris
Duval will team up with James Biamonte to take on Rich Revis and two partners
of his choosing later tonight. But also, the PWA Women’s Champion Morgan Day,
who defeated Zina in an incredible TLC war at Everlasting Epic, will team with
stepdaughter Alexis Duval to take on Kemi Okoro and Jade.
Buckingham: But before we get to any of that, we’re going to kick off the
season three action with a Tag Team Championship match! The Hot Boy$ will
defend the gold they won inside Hell in a Cell at Everlasting Epic against
former champions Paul Dawkins and Renegade!
Troy: And folks, that match is coming up next! Stay with us!
--
COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Watch
the video below for
MATCH #1 – PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE HOT BOY$ (champions) VS. PAUL DAWKINS & RENEGADE (challengers)
Referee: Jose Soares
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COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “Map of the Problematique” by Muse hits
the speakers and the fans begin cheering as Paul Epton makes his way to the
ring. Epton grabs a microphone and heads into the ring.
Epton: First of all, I’d just like to
take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you for helping to make
the PWA such a great place to compete over the years, and let you know that I
will do everything in my power to make season three extremely memorable.
The Phoenix crowd cheers Epton and he continues speaking.
Epton: Now, with that being said, I’d
like to turn my attention back to how last season came to a close for me. In
case you don’t recall, I teamed with Fenix Clarke in a match against Paul
Dawkins and Renegade, only to have my supposed partner turn his back on me and
feed me to the wolves. Given that Everlasting Epic was in my hometown of
London, England, at Wembley Stadium, a place in which I’ve dreamed of competing
my entire life, I’ve been more than a little pissed off for quite some time. So
I see—
Before Epton can speak another word, “Betrayal” by Lita Ford hits the
speakers and Emily Walker appears at the top of the ramp, flanked by Fenix
Clarke.
Emily: Let me guess, Epton. Now that
you’re done with your pathetic attempt at arse-kissing, you were about to call
the two of us out to that ring. Well, I’m sorry to disappoint, but this is as
far as we’re getting. Now, I’m sure you want answers as to why we left you in
the lurch at Everlasting Epic. It’s quite simple really. I wanted to embarrass
you in front of all your friends and family, to crush your dream, the same way
that you humiliated me all those years ago. We could have been great together,
Paul. But you blew it. And now I’ve upgraded to this explosive killing machine
you see beside me.
Epton: So then why can’t you just move on with your life and stay the bloody
hell away from me?
Emily: What fun would that be? But Paul, you may be under the misconception,
after what was done at Everlasting Epic, that we’re finished now. Trust me, we
are not. You will recall that last season, you were defeated by Fenix Clarke,
forcing you to hire me as your business manager. Now, if you read the terms of
that contract, you would know that you are beholden to me to do my bidding at
your will. I know last season I said my objective in bringing you into the camp
was so that you and Fenix could become Tag Team Champions. Well, given that
we’re in our final season and time is short, I’ve changed my mind. Your new
function here in the PWA will be to ensure that Fenix Clarke becomes Progressive
Champion. And if you dare disobey me, I will have your PWA employment
terminated and sue you for breach of contract.
Epton is seething in the ring but doesn’t speak a word.
Emily: Cat got your tongue, Paul? Pity.
But it’s probably best you concentrate on the work that lies ahead rather than
some pathetic attempt at a witty retort. In order to ensure that you’re at peak
strength to secure the Progressive Championship for Fenix Clarke, I have
prepared a challenge for you tonight. You will compete against a man that has
been restless ever since the conclusion of last season. A man who has had his
fill of being embarrassed and is out for blood. Paul Epton, prepare to battle
Michael Grieco… right now. Cheers, love.
Emily smirks devilishly at Epton and ushers Clarke to the back as Epton
glares back and prepares for his match.
Watch
the video below for
MATCH #2 – PAUL EPTON VS. MICHAEL
GRIECO
Referee: Tom Stevens
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COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we see Rich Revis speaking with Saif al Abbad in the backstage
area. As their conversation continues, Dexter P. Wellington walks over and
interjects himself.
Wellington: Seriously, Revis? This is the
best you can do?
Revis: Can I help you, Wellington?
Wellington: I’m assuming you’re out here trying to recruit partners for
tonight’s six-man tag.
Saif (to Revis): Brilliant, isn’t he?
Wellington glares at Saif before continuing.
Wellington: Revis, why are you wasting
your time with this ingrate?
Saif: Ingrate?
Wellington: Don’t make me get into this again, Saif. You have all the wealth
you could possibly need, almost as much as me, yet you don’t appreciate and
cherish that wealth. You give it away to the less fortunate. They’re less
fortunate for a reason. It’s not your place to change that.
Saif: This again? Don’t you ever change your tune?
Revis: Are you two going to just argue amongst yourselves? I’ve still got two
partners to find.
Wellington: Forget this loser, Revis. Pick me. My services are available… for
the right price, of course. I can take you under my wing and guarantee that,
with my guidance, you become International Champion.
Revis: Right. Help me the way you helped Evan Black two years ago? You
remember, when you stabbed him in the back and took his title shot right out from
under him.
Wellington: He did become International Champion eventually, didn’t he? My
methods may be unconventional, but—
Revis: Yeah, I think I’m gonna pass. Saif, I’ll be in touch.
Revis then walks off, leaving Wellington annoyed. Saif then turns to Dex.
Saif: You look grumpy. Something to cheer
you up.
Saif hands Wellington a gold coin and walks off, leaving the
Connecticut-bred old-money multi-millionaire seething.
***
The
camera shifts to a backstage dressing room, where Jade is getting ready to team
with Kemi Okoro to face the SIN team of Women’s Champion Morgan Day and Alexis
Duval. Jade is bent over, stretching out her legs, while Matthew Magellan sits
on a bench behind her, eating a piece of coconut custard pie and admiring the
view.
Magellan (with his mouth full): Can you
move a little to the left, baby?
Jade stops stretching and turns around.
Jade: You know, I’m not putting on a show
for you right now. And I thought we agreed no pie this season.
Magellan: We agreed we wouldn’t throw pie in people’s faces. I never said
anything about not eating pie. I KNOW you know how much I love eating pie.
Jade smirks coyly at him, but then her expression changes to confusion.
Jade: Wait… are you being dirty or
literal?
Magellan smiles at Jade before answering.
Magellan: Both.
He then exaggeratedly breaks off a piece of pie with his fork and shoves it
into his mouth.
Jade shakes her head and begins laughing as Magellan puts down the plate and
gets up. Jade walks toward the doorway but Magellan grabs her and the two make
out.
Magellan: Good luck out there.
Jade smiles back at Magellan, who opens the door for her. Before Jade can
walk out, they see Hollywood Mike Griffin enter from the parking lot, which is
just outside their dressing room. Griffin is loudly talking on his cell phone
and walks briskly past them.
Jade: He’s JUST getting here? Does he not
realize how late it is?
Magellan: I didn’t even know he still worked here.
The camera then fades as we head to commercial.
Troy: It’s Morgan Day and Alexis Duval
against Kemi Okoro and Jade, right after this!
--
COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Watch the video below for
MATCH #3 – SIN [PWA WOMEN’S CHAMPION
MORGAN DAY & ALEXIS DUVAL] VS. KEMI OKORO & JADE
Referee: Tom Stevens
***
The camera shifts backstage, to the office of PWA creative director Justin
Schenck, who is seated at his desk and conversing with Showtime Damon Savage.
Showtime is noticeably irritated, so irritated that he isn’t even speaking in
the third person.
Showtime: How you gonna do me like this,
Justin? I was co-captain of your team in the gauntlet, and we won the damn
match. Every single other guy on the damn team got something from you today.
Schenck: No offense, Damon, but every single other member of the team did
something in that match to earn a reward. You were placed in the anchor
position, and if I wouldn’t have been able to secure Anthony Failla’s early
return, SIN would have won.
Showtime (raising his voice): I got hit in the face with a pair of knucks! The
whole world saw it!
Schenck: Look Damon, am I chastising you for the loss? No. I haven’t said one
negative word to you about it until now. I just don’t think you deserve a shot
at the number one contendership right out of the gate based on your EE performance.
I’m certainly not saying you’ll never get another title shot. You just won’t be
earning one tonight.
Showtime: I can’t believe this. After everything I went through last season—
Suddenly, the door swings open and in barges Hollywood Mike Griffin, who
cuts Savage off and begins speaking to Schenck.
Griffin: You wanted to see me, Justin?
Showtime: This guy. Mr. Absentee Partner. Thanks a lot for abandoning us at the
last minute to go film your stupid movie. Which I saw the other night, by the
way. It sucked, and so did you.
Griffin: That’s quite the sophisticated critique, Showtime. I’ll be sure to
take it to heart. And anyway, Failla came back and you guys won the match, am I
right? So what’s the problem?
Showtime: Listen, you punk-ass bitch—
Schenck: Damon, can you excuse us for a minute? I need to speak with Mr.
Griffin.
Showtime (seething): For real?
Schenck: Please.
Showtime calmly walks toward the door, staring Griffin down as he does. He
then winds up and plants his left fist right through the wall of Schenck’s
office before exiting.
Griffin then takes a seat across from Schenck.
Griffin: Jeez, what’s that guy’s problem,
right?
Schenck responds without looking up from his desk.
Schenck: Don’t make yourself comfortable,
this will be brief.
Griffin: Uh… ok.
Schenck: You’re late, Mr. Griffin. Your tardiness will not be tolerated.
Griffin: Excuse me? Mr. Griffin? What’s this all about?
Schenck now looks up and stares directly at Griffin.
Schenck: You’re under contract to us for
the entire season, and I intend to exercise every single one of my legal
rights. If you’re late like this again, I’ll consider it a no-show and hold you
in breach of contract. So if I were you, I’d focus on getting here on time
every Tuesday night and winning back that locker room, because there are a
bunch of guys back here that aren’t too pleased with the stunt you pulled last
season.
Griffin: Justin, I—
Schenck: It’s Mr. Schenck, and this meeting is over.
Schenck then resumes his work and Griffin quietly exits the office as we
head to commercial.
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Back from break, we see backstage reporter Traci Reed
standing by with Dee Licious.
Traci: Welcome back to PWA: The Rebirth.
I’m here with Dee Licious, who was conspicuous by her absence earlier tonight
at ringside during Michael Grieco’s match with Paul Epton. Dee, can you tell us
why you weren’t ringside for the bout?
Dee: It’s pretty simple, Traci. While Michael and I still are and always will
be dear friends, we’ve mutually agreed to end our working relationship.
Traci: After all this time together, can I ask why?
Dee: I don’t think it’ll come as a shock to anyone when I say that neither of
us want to be remembered for being pelted in the face with pies week after
week. Especially with this being the last season of The Rebirth, Michael has
his goals that he wants to achieve, and I have mine.
Traci: And those are?
Dee: I won’t speak for him, but personally, I’m re-dedicating myself to the
women’s division and making one last run at the Women’s Championship. I
obviously have the talent, and by the end of this season—
Before Dee can finish her sentence, she stops short, noticing that Keiko
Ishida has walked into view. Keiko stares Dee down until Dee informs Traci that
she’s done with this interview and walks off. Keiko then demands that Traci
interview her.
Keiko: Last season, I wasted far too much
time concerning myself with the insignificant speck known as Kemi Okoro. This
season, there will be no distractions. I will once again reign as the dominant
force in the PWA women’s division. And if Dee or anyone else gets in my way…
Keiko then trails off and slowly, methodically backpedals off screen.
However, as soon as Traci takes her eyes off her, Ishida rushes back into view
and crushes the helpless announcer with the Oshimai running STO, her brutal
finisher! Keiko then callously looks back at the camera and smirks as the shot
fades.
***
We
are now taken elsewhere in the backstage area, where a concerned-looking
backstage reporter Scott Cornelius is standing by. After listening to a message
through his earpiece, Cornelius begins speaking.
Cornelius: Folks, I apologize for my lack
of focus at the moment, as I am shocked and appalled by what we have just seen
concerning Keiko Ishida and my broadcast colleague Traci Reed. I am being told
that Keiko has fled the scene and that medical attention will arrive
momentarily. Truly a disgusting and cowardly act by a once great champion. But
folks, I have a job to do, and with that said, joining me at this time is one
of the PWA’s fastest-rising stars, Evan Black.
Evan Black walks into view and the fans in the arena cheer loudly.
Cornelius: Evan, you are just moments
away from stepping into the ring with SIN member Vulture, a PWA Hall of Famer and
certainly one of the biggest obstacles of your career thus far. How will you
overcome his tremendous experience advantage tonight?
Black: Well Scott, it’s certainly not going to be easy. Vulture is one of the
greatest competitors to ever set foot in the PWA, there is no doubt about that.
I know there are a lot of questions regarding whether or not Vulture is even
fit to compete here this season, but I’m going into this match expecting the
same Vulture that came ridiculously close to winning the PWA Championship from
Jason Calysto at Everlasting Epic. And believe me, I can empathize – I
certainly know a thing or two about coming up JUST short on the biggest night
of the year. But I’m not going to dwell on my loss to Solomon at EE; I’m
looking towards the future. And I know there isn’t much of a future, with this
being the final season of The Rebirth. I’m well aware of that. But all that’s
going to do is drive me to accomplish my goals faster. When I arrived here in
the PWA, my goal was to one day be the PWA World Heavyweight Champion. Well, I
have one season left to achieve that goal. Tonight, I kick off that final
season by defeating Vulture and sending a message to Justin Schenck and to the
entire PWA locker room – including you, Jason Calysto – that I am deserving of
a shot at that title.
With that, Black walks off, headed for the ring.
Cornelius: It’s Evan Black vs. Vulture,
and it’s next!
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Watch the video below for
MATCH #4 – VULTURE VS. EVAN BLACK
Referee: Matt Hansen
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Back from break, we see Rich Revis talking with Asai Moon
in a backstage hallway. As the camera closes in on the pair, their conversation
is interrupted by Hollywood Mike Griffin who, just as he did in Justin
Schenck’s office earlier tonight, interjects himself mid-sentence and begins
speaking.
Griffin: Hey Rich, long time, no see.
Revis: I’m kind of in the middle of something here, Griffin.
Griffin: Right, right, I heard you were looking for partners. I just came over
to say you can count me in.
Revis: Thanks, but no thanks.
Griffin laughs nervously, before his expression turns serious.
Griffin: Are you telling me you’d rather
team with this cartoon character than a two-time PWA Champion?
Revis: I haven’t made any decisions yet, other than that it’s not going to be
you.
Griffin (shaking his head): What a fool.
Revis: A fool? I’m a fool because I don’t want to put my faith in a partner who
is only out for himself and may or may not even show up when the bell rings?
Griffin: Ah. Still dwelling on EE. I’ll tell you what, Revis. Go out and get
yourself a successful film career and tell me how high a priority some silly
gauntlet match is for you.
Revis: The answer is no, Griffin. I suggest you leave.
Griffin and Revis stare each other down for several moments before Asai
joins in, extending his arm and pointing in the direction of the exit. Griffin
then scoffs and walks off camera as Revis and Moon continue their conversation.
***
The
camera shifts back to ringside, where “Minas de Cobre” by Calexico hits and the
PWA Progressive Champion Juan Pablo Alvarez begins making his way to the ring.
Buckingham: Finally! Here comes the best
cruiserweight in the world!
Troy: Well, he does have the title.
Buckingham: You’re damn right he’s got the Progressive title. Everybody
expected him to lose that title at Everlasting Epic. People were talking about
Saif al Abbad winning the title, Asai Moon winning the title, even Dex
Wellington regaining the title, but this man, Juan Pablo Alvarez, won the fatal
fourway at EE and is STILL the kingpin of the cruiserweight division.
Alvarez swaggers down the aisle, the Progressive Championship belt secured
tightly around his waist. He then grabs a microphone and heads into the ring as
the fans boo.
Alvarez: You can boo me all you want, but
that won’t change the fact that I’m still the Progressive Champion. None of you
thought I could do it. You all thought I was heading into Everlasting Epic just
to crown one of your heroes as the new champ. Well, where’s Saif now? Where’s
Asai now? They’re at the back of the line. I am the greatest cruiserweight in
the history of this company!
The fans boo louder.
Alvarez: Fine, boo. It doesn’t make a
difference. I’ve beaten Matthew Magellan. I’ve beaten Paul Epton. I’ve beaten
Saif al Abbad, Asai Moon, AND Dexter Wellington, all in one shot. I’ve gone to
live events and retained my title against Fenix Clarke. I have beaten every
single cruiserweight the PWA has to offer. You can wish it wasn’t true, but it
is. There is not one cruiserweight in the back that I’ve never beaten, or that
I can’t beat. Actually, you know what? Bring a referee out here. I am going to
issue an open challenge to any cruiserweight in the back that I’ve never
wrestled, and they can come out here and compete for my Progressive title,
RIGHT NOW!
Referee Dan Martin rushes down to the ring.
Troy: Is he serious? An open challenge?
Buckingham: What an honorable, fighting champion this man is!
Troy: Who could even accept his challenge? He’s just ruled out the entire
division!
Alvarez: Anyone? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Watch
the video below for
MATCH #5 – PWA PROGRESSIVE
CHAMPIONSHIP:
JUAN PABLO ALVAREZ (champion) VS. ??? (challenger)
Referee: Dan Martin
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Watch the video below for
MATCH #6 – SIN (PWA INTERNATIONAL
CHAMPION JOHN WOLFE, CHRIS DUVAL & JAMES BIAMONTE) VS. RICH REVIS & TWO
PARTNERS OF HIS CHOOSING
Referee: Jose Soares
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Back
from break, “The Miracle” by Queen hits the speakers and the fans immediately
explode into ferocious boos as The Miracle Mike Troha and his manager the
Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone head down to the ring.
Troy: Oh great. I was hoping we’d get
through the show without having to hear from either of these jokers.
Buckingham: You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Troy. The fact that these
great men are gracing our presence tonight is nothing short of… wait for it… a
miracle!
Troy: Ugh.
Cerrone grabs a microphone as the pair enters the ring. When the jeers
wane, Cerrone begins speaking.
Cerrone: I hope all of you out there
enjoyed the offseason, because neither of us did. Not after the way we were
disrespected and stabbed in the back at Everlasting Epic.
Troha: For those of you whose memories are too feeble to remember, let me
refresh them. At Everlasting Epic, the Sleaze and I put our faith in GI Jew, as
we fought the good fight against Scythe, Jon Dulberg and Kerry Cox. Well, that
faith proved to be blind faith because not only did Mr. Jew tag Donny here into
the ring at his most vulnerable moment, but after basically handing the victory
to Scythe, he decided, out of the clear blue sky, to Gore me right in the
middle of this ring.
Cerrone: These acts were completely unprovoked and mean-spirited. Now, as far
as the modern-day jackass goes, Scythe, we’re not done with you by a long shot.
But before we turn our attention back to you, we’ve got unfinished business
with GI Jew. You see, Jew, we’re not afraid of you. But we know you’re afraid
of us. If you had the courage to walk down that aisle and face us, we’d stand
here, slap you across that no-good face of yours, and—
Suddenly, “War is the Answer” by Five-Finger Death Punch hits the speakers
and GI Jew rides his Chopper down the aisle to a sizeable ovation!
Troy: Ask and you shall receive!
Buckingham: They asked him to WALK down the aisle, not ride his Chopper!
Jew quickly parks the bike and slides into the ring, choosing to sucker
punch Troha in the jaw before he can even speak a word! The fans cheer loudly
as Jew unloads on The Miracle, but Cerrone thinks quick and dives down to the
mat, latching onto Jew’s leg! Jew begins trying to kick him off, but thanks to
the distraction, Troha is able to run and clobber Jew in the skull with a
ferocious mafia kick! Jew goes down hard, and Troha and Cerrone take advantage
of the opening, stomping away on Jew furiously as the fans boo.
Troy: Oh, come on! This is two-on-one!
Buckingham: I’m sure GI Jew wasn’t expecting anything different when he came
out here.
The assault continues and the confidence on the faces of Troha and Cerrone
grows, but suddenly that all changes as Scythe rushes down the aisle! The fans
explode into thunderous cheers as the Modern-Day Samurai slides into the ring
and immediately downs Troha with a double knife-edge chop! Troha then gets to
his feet, only for Scythe to clothesline him over the top and to the outside!
With Scythe’s back turned, Cerrone clobbers him as hard as he can in the back,
but Scythe barely flinches. Scythe turns around and grabs Cerrone, who is
begging for mercy. He then lifts the Standard Sleaze over his head and tosses
him to the outside, right onto a rising Troha! From there, “With You” by Linkin
Park fills the speakers and Scythe celebrates with the Phoenix crowd!
Troy: I can’t believe it! Scythe ran out
here and came to the aid of GI Jew!
Buckingham: I can’t imagine that was his motivation, Troy. He came out to foil
the plans of Troha and Cerrone, which I think he would have done no matter who
they were assaulting.
Troha and Cerrone quickly flee to the back as Scythe continues his
celebration. However, GI Jew pops back to his feet, spins Scythe around, and
shoves him, loudly declaring that he didn’t need any help. Scythe smirks at him
and says “you’re welcome,” before exiting the ring and heading to the back,
leaving Jew seething in the ring as we head to break.
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Back from break, backstage reporter Scott Cornelius is
standing by with the PWA World Heavyweight Champion The Iceman Jason Calysto.
Cornelius: Folks, welcome back to The
Rebirth. We are just moments away from our fatal fourway main event, the winner
of which will challenge this man, Jason Calysto, for the PWA World Heavyweight
Championship right here next week. Iceman, what are your thoughts on this
upcoming encounter?
Calysto: Well Scott, you’re talking about four supreme talents, all of whom
would love nothing more than to take what I’ve got. But I’ve got to be honest.
At this point, I’m feeling pretty invincible. Twice in the past few years I’ve
tried to retire, and twice I’ve come back stronger than ever. The fact that I’m
still at the top of my game at this point in my career defies logic, but I’ve
been defying logic my whole career. People told me I was too small to ever be a
world champion, and now I’ve held this title five times. My title defense at
Everlasting Epic was one of the most grueling battles of my career, but I won
it. I always win. And Scott, next week isn’t going to be any different. So it
doesn’t matter to me if it’s Dan Crowley, if it’s Anthony Failla, if it’s Chase
Stone, or even if it’s Solomon. Whoever finds themselves standing across the
ring from me next week is going down, because the bottom line is when it’s time
to shut up and wrestle, there’s just no one quite like The Iceman. Now if
you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go find myself a monitor and scout my competition.
Calysto pats Cornelius on the back and exits.
Cornelius: The champion is confident, but
let’s find out who his challenger will be! Vic, Randall, back to you!
***
Watch the video below for
MATCH #7, Part 1 – FATAL FOURWAY MATCH:
DAN CROWLEY VS. ANTHONY FAILLA VS. CHASE STONE VS. SOLOMON
Referee: Tom Stevens
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Watch the video below for
MATCH #7, Part 2 – FATAL FOURWAY MATCH:
DAN CROWLEY VS. ANTHONY FAILLA VS. CHASE STONE VS. SOLOMON
Referee: Tom Stevens
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