EPISODE # 2.6
PALALOTTOMATICA
ROME, ITALY
TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 2011

As PWA: The Rebirth takes the airwaves, we skip the obligatory video package and roll right into the opening credits as “Live Again” by Ours hits. From there, we are taken inside PalaLottomatica in Rome, Italy, where we focus on creative director Justin Schenck, who is standing in the ring.

Schenck: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to PWA: The Rebirth! Now, I know you’re not exactly accustomed to seeing me standing in the ring to kick off the action, but I have a very important announcement to make.  As you all know, in about four and a half weeks, the PWA will return to pay-per-view with an extravaganza known simply as the Symphony of Destruction. That event will emanate from the historic Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan on May 21.  For those of you who do not remember, the Symphony of Destruction pay-per-view is highlighted by the Symphony of Destruction match itself, which is the ultimate test of endurance. Thirty of the top PWA superstars compete in this match, randomly drawing numbers from 1 to 30. The first two entrants start the match, with a new man entering every two minutes until all 30 have entered. Sounds like exactly like a Royal Rumble so far, right? Well, here’s the wrinkle: in the SOD, elimination can only be scored via pinfall or submission. Throwing someone over the top rope is meaningless. So, in this match, we will see 29 men enter the ring and leave defeated, while one will reign supreme over all the others. That man, the winner of the SOD, will meet the PWA World Heavyweight Champion with the gold on the line at Everlasting Epic VII.

But, as exciting as that may be, I’m not here to talk about the Symphony of Destruction match. I’m here to settle the matter of exactly who will be challenging for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship AT the SOD pay-per-view. Well Rome, lucky for you, that matter will be settled tonight!

The crowd cheers this announcement.

Schenck: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we will see a fatal fourway match between the top four contenders for the championship. It will pit Anthony Failla… against Showtime Damon Savage… against the Modern-Day Samurai Scythe… against the Alaskan Monster Solomon!

But that’s not all! After one fall is registered and we are sending one man on his way to Tokyo for a world championship match, we’re going to clear the ring of that man, along with the man who lost the fall, and have ourselves a good, old-fashioned singles match with the two men remaining! And for what purpose? Well, the winner of THAT match will challenge Dan Crowley for the PWA Championship one week from tonight in Moscow! And as a parting gift for the two men that DON’T leave here with world title matches… they can take comfort in knowing that they will be officially entered as participants in the SOD match. Now, with that, let’s get this show started!

With that, Schenck exits the ring and a stunning pyrotechnic display now ensues as the fans cheer wildly and we are sent to our commentators, Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham.

Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA: The Rebirth! I’m Victor Troy, along here with Randall Buckingham, and man oh man, what a start to this week’s broadcast! What an absolutely HUGE announcement, Randall!

Buckingham: I know we don’t agree much, but I’m in complete agreement with you there. That was a TREMENDOUS announcement! We’re going to see the next TWO world championship matches set up tonight!

Troy: That’s absolutely right, Randall! As Justin Schenck just indicated, we will see Solomon, Scythe, Anthony Failla, and Showtime Damon Savage compete in a fatal fourway match, with the man who scores the winning fall advancing to the Symphony of Destruction to challenge for the title. After that, the two men not involved in the deciding fall will compete for a shot at Dan Crowley’s title in one week’s time.

Buckingham: Exactly right, but that’s not even CLOSE to all we have lined up tonight!

Troy: Absolutely not! Greg Tantalus is going to bring a partner of his choosing to Rome tonight to take on the team of the new International Champion Chase Stone and Markus Krieg!

Buckingham: After they soundly defeated TFU a couple weeks back, I really don’t see what rabbit Tantalus is going to pull out of a hat tonight to defeat Krieg and Stone. By the way, don’t we have another mystery partner scenario tonight?

Troy: We do indeed. The Omega is set to try out a potential replacement for Don Capriglione in Synergy tonight, and he and that replacement will team up to face Paul Dawkins and Renegade!

But in addition to that, folks, we will see two championship matches tonight, including PWA Hall of Famers Vulture and The Iceman Jason Calysto cashing in their rematch clause for the PWA Tag Team Championship. They battle Texas Justice for the gold tonight!

Buckingham: That, and our opening contest, which is for the Progressive Championship!

Troy: And with that, let’s get down to ringside!

***

“Minas de Cobre” by Calexico hits the speakers and Juan Pablo Alvarez begins making his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Alvarez sneers at the disapproving Italian crowd as he heads down the aisle, ultimately entering the squared circle and taunting the fans, prompting the jeers to grow in volume.

As Alvarez settles himself in the ring, “Map of the Problematique” by Muse hits and the fans begin cheering loudly for the Progressive Champion Paul Epton! Epton high-fives fans as he makes it to the ring before turning his attention to Alvarez, who does not appear to be in an easygoing mood. Finally, Epton enters the ring and hands the championship belt to referee Matt Hansen and raises it high as ring announce Lee Palmer begins speaking.

Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this matchup, scheduled for one fall, is for the PWA Progressive Championship!

Introducing first, from Monterrey, Mexico, weighing in at 215 pounds… JUANNN PABLOOOOOO ALLLLLLLLVAREEEZZZZZZ!

And his opponent, from London, England, weighing in at 185 pounds, he is the PWA Progressive Champion… PAULLLLLL EPPPP-TONNNNNNN!

PWA PROGRESSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP:
PAUL EPTON (champion) VS. JUAN PABLO ALVAREZ (challenger)
Referee: Matt Hansen
With that, the bell sounds to kick off this championship match and Alvarez sees no reason to wait, lunging right at Epton and attacking. Alvarez downs Epton with a clubbing forearm before unleashing a bevy of stomps on the champion. Then, Epton is able to slowly return to a vertical base, but when he does, Alvarez clotheslines him over the top and to the outside. The challenger taunts the capacity crowd, which responds with a round of boos.

Buckingham: Juan Pablo Alvarez is firmly in control!

Troy: But can it last? Folks, we have to take a break, but we’ll find out right after this!

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

We return from commercial to find Alvarez still in control of the action, with a chinlock cinched in on the champion. The Roman crowd is trying to rally Epton back to a vertical base, but the champion is having difficulty. Finally, Epton is able to will himself first to a knee and then to his feet. Once there, Epton nails Alvarez with repeated elbows to the midsection, finally getting him to break the hold.

Epton then bounces off the ropes and nails Alvarez with a dropkick, sending him down to a knee. With that opening, Epton backs up a few steps before charging and taking Alvarez down with a corkscrew neckbreaker! Epton covers… one, two, and Alvarez gets a shoulder up!

Troy: Epton has turned the momentum around! If he can pour it on here, he might be able to win this one!

Buckingham: I wouldn’t count Alvarez out yet, Troy! He’s controlled the entire match, save the last minute!

Epton moves in for the kill, looking for another corkscrew neckbreaker as Alvarez rises. However, Alvarez sees it coming and sidesteps the charging Epton, smashing him face-first into the turnbuckle! Then, Alvarez takes Epton down with a hard reverse neckbreaker! He covers… one, two, and Epton gets the shoulder up!

The fans cheer the kickout, but Alvarez is through playing around. Signaling for his impressive sunset flip powerbomb finisher, Alvarez gets Epton into position… but is distracted by Asai Moon, who has rushed out from the back to stand directly in Alvarez’s line of sight!

Alvarez is not pleased to see Moon, shouting at him to return to the backstage area. However, Moon moves closer and closer to the ring, raising Alvarez’s ire more and more. Finally, Alvarez climbs to the top rope to shout at Asai, but this proves to be a fatal decision. Epton, now recovered, walks over to the corner, puts Alvarez’s legs onto his shoulders and destroys him with a brutal electric chair drop! Then, Epton climbs to the top rope and unleashes the shooting star press, connecting with authority! Epton covers… one, two, three!

Troy: And that’s gonna do it! Paul Epton retains the Progressive Championship!

Buckingham: How is that fair?! JP Alvarez was robbed!

Troy: I must point out that Asai Moon didn’t make ANY physical contact with Alvarez!

Buckingham: You’re NOT going to try to tell me that Asai’s distraction played no role in Alvarez’s defeat!

Troy: Of course it did… but only because Alvarez wasn’t disciplined enough to ignore his presence!

Buckingham: Ugh, I’m done with this conversation!

The fans cheer loudly as “Map of the Problematique” replays and Epton is announced the winner. Asai quietly retreats to the back after applauding Epton’s victory while a disoriented Alvarez rolls out of the ring.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 6:21 AND STILL PROGRESSIVE CHAMPION – PAUL EPTON

Amid Epton’s celebration, however, he is brutally attacked from behind by Matthew Magellan!

The music suddenly stops and the fans stop their cheering as Magellan stomps away on Epton brutally. Epton gets to his feet, only for Magellan to leap up and crush him with the Strait of Magellan! With Epton down and out in the ring, Magellan decides to put a stamp on it, climbing to the top rope and destroying him with The Conquest, his flying elbow smash finisher! Then, with Epton motionless, Magellan grabs a microphone and gets on a knee right next to the Progressive Champion.

Magellan: So Epton, I just wanted to let you know that I now clock in at a svelte 219 pounds. If I’m not mistaken, I believe that makes me a cruiserweight. And do you know what that means? That means it’s just a matter of time until I become the Progressive Champion.

With that, Magellan throws down the microphone and “The Final Countdown” by the London Symphony Orchestra invades the speakers. The fans shower Magellan with boos as he proudly retreats to the back.

Troy: What a turn of events!

Buckingham: Matthew Magellan is now a cruiserweight, and if you ask me, Paul Epton’s championship is not safe!

Troy: Time will tell on that one! Folks, we’re going to take another break, but before we do, let’s take a look at some footage filmed earlier today. Apparently, Michael Grieco was bummed out about his rapid loss to Showtime Damon Savage last week and Justin Schenck opted to give him and Dee Licious the night off. Instead, Dee decided to take Grieco around the country of their ancestors to rediscover their roots in an effort to cheer him up. Needless to say, our camera crews followed them around. Let’s take a look.

***

The camera now shifts to the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City, where we can see Michael Grieco and Dee Licious walking through the famous landmark. Dee is admiring the ceiling painted by Michelangelo, though Grieco appears somewhat disinterested.

Dee: Wow. Can you believe this, Michael? We’re actually here, in the Sixteenth Chapel.

Grieco: Uh huh.

Dee: Look at this ceiling. It’s fantastic. I bet this is what sets it apart from the other fifteen. You don’t really hear much about those.

Dee turns to Grieco and realizes he is now flexing and taking pictures of his biceps with his cell phone camera.

Dee: Are you even paying attention?!

Grieco: I dunno Dee. I know you’re trying to cheer me up and I appreciate that, but all this is doing is boring me. I’m just not in a good mood.

Dee: (sighing) Well, do you still want to go see the Leaning Tower of Pizza after this?

Grieco: Fine. I’m getting kind of hungry anyway.

The two then turn to exit the chapel as we head to break.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

Back from break, we see Matthew Magellan backstage walking and talking with his bodyguard Briggs.

Magellan: Did you see me out there?! I was awesome!

Briggs: You were.

Magellan: Epton is not going to be able to sleep tonight! There’s no way! He’s living in fear, Briggsy! Living in fear!

Suddenly, they see Jade walking the opposite way down the hall. Magellan makes a beeline towards her and Jade groans when she sees him. She starts quickly trying to walk away, but Briggs cuts her off, serving as a roadblock.

Magellan: Where you running off to?

Jade: Not running off TO anywhere… just running off.

Magellan: C’mon Jade. Why the act? I saw you on TV last week. You thought I was funny. You dig me.

Jade breaks into a smirk but quickly washes it away.

Jade: I was laughing because you’re a fool. And the only thing I’ll dig you is a grave if you don’t let me pass.

Smiling, Magellan clears the way for her and lets her leave. However, he calls out after her as she walks away.

Magellan: There’s no sense resisting, Jade! You WILL be mine, someday!

Jade: (without turning around) Goodbye Magellan!

***

Back at ringside, “Baai” by Abdel Gadir Salim and Emmanuel Jal is playing over the speakers and Kemi Okoro is standing in the ring, ready for the next contest. Moments later, “The Stone Monkey” by Kazu Matsui hits and the fans give a decidedly mixed reaction to Keiko Ishida as she heads to the ring.

Troy: Now, given the problems Keiko has had with Kemi in recent weeks, you might think these two are squaring off in singles action tonight. However, these two are actually teammates tonight.

Buckingham: I can’t imagine this is going to go very well.

Keiko stares down her tag team partner as “Free” by VAST hits and the fans begin cheering loudly for Lauren Tantalus! Lauren makes her way to the ring and pauses at the foot of the ramp, awaiting the arrival of her partner. Then, “Dead Promises” by The Rasmus hits and she gets that arrival, as Morgan Day enters to a huge ovation!

Troy: Listen to this crowd go wild for Morgan Day!

Morgan meets Lauren in the ring as Kemi and Keiko prepare to engage them in battle. Keiko and Lauren opt to start the match off as the bell sounds.

Troy: Alright, here we go. This match could have an impact on the rankings in the women’s division.

Buckingham: It certainly could. Morgan and Lauren are clearly the top two contenders to the title at this juncture, but a win here for Kemi and Keiko could shift the balance of power.

MORGAN DAY & LAUREN TANTALUS VS. KEIKO ISHIDA & KEMI OKORO
Referee: Dan Martin
Lauren and Keiko lock up to get this match started and it is an aggressive Ishida who takes the advantage, shoving Lauren down to the mat. Keiko looks to quickly apply the pressure with Lauren grounded, stomping away on her before applying a spinning toe hold. Ishida cinches the hold in tightly until Tantalus crawls her way to the ropes, grabbing onto the bottom one to force the break.

Lauren gets back to her feet but Keiko is relentless, kicking her leg out from under her. However, before Keiko can apply more pressure, Lauren reaches out and makes the tag to Morgan. The fans begin cheering loudly as Day enters the ring.

Troy: It sounds like these fans remember the fantastic series of matches Morgan and Keiko had about five years ago! To my knowledge, this will be their first televised encounter since their final meeting in 2006.

Buckingham: Let’s see ‘em go!

After a brief staredown, Keiko and Morgan lunge at each other, locking up. Morgan breaks the lock, whipping her against the ropes and hitting the mat as she returns. Keiko hops over Morgan and hits the opposite ropes, but Morgan pops back up and takes the rebounding Ishida down with a hiptoss! When Keiko rises, Morgan immediately tries to down her with a spinning roundhouse kick, but Ishida ducks under it. Ishida rests on a knee for a moment, but she is suddenly tagged by Kemi Okoro!

Troy: Here comes Kemi!

Buckingham: I don’t think Keiko liked that at ALL!

Indeed, Keiko is absolutely fuming as she exits the ring, furious that Kemi would take it upon herself to tag into the match. Kemi lunges right at Morgan, nailing her with several stiff forearms before attempting to whip her into the ropes. Morgan, however, reverses the whip and sends Kemi into the ropes instead, at which point Keiko reaches out and tags herself into the battle while Kemi passes. Morgan downs Keiko with a back body drop, but is immediately clotheslined hard by Keiko! Ishida covers… one, two, and Morgan gets the shoulder up.

Keiko continues on Morgan with a series of stomps but misses on an elbow drop, which gives Day an opening to tag in Lauren, which she takes advantage of. Lauren hits the ring like gangbusters and has much more success than she did against Keiko earlier in the fray, nailing her with several repeated forearm shivers, keeping Ishida off balance. Then, Lauren downs Keiko with a dropkick before heading to the top rope. Ishida slowly gets to her feet, but when she does, Lauren leaps off and clobbers Keiko with a diving reverse elbow! Lauren covers… one, two, and Kemi enters the ring, breaking up the pin with a knee drop!

Lauren rolls off, clutching her back, while referee Dan Martin attempts to remove Kemi from the ring. Keiko gets up, furious, and shouts at Kemi to mind her own business. Kemi appears to be substantially annoyed and Keiko responds by shoving the Nigerian newcomer. In turn, Kemi slaps Keiko in the face to a roar of approval from the capacity crowd! Shocked, Keiko goes to lunge at Kemi, but instead she is rolled up from behind by Lauren! One, two, three!

Troy: That’s it! Lauren and Morgan win this thing!

Buckingham: They do, but this Keiko-Kemi situation looks like it’s about to come to a head!

The fans cheer as “Free” replays and Lauren and Morgan exit victorious, leaving a shocked Keiko fuming in the ring.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT 6:24 – MORGAN DAY & LAUREN TANTALUS

Keiko’s shock now turns to rage, daring Kemi to return to the ring. Kemi happily obliges, but referee Dan Martin gets between the two ladies, trying to prevent a showdown. However, this is just the distraction Keiko needs to sucker-punch Kemi in the jaw and develop the advantage. Kemi goes down hard and Keiko is able to nail her with several vicious stomps before a number of officials hit the scene to stop her. As Keiko is pulled off Okoro, the Roman crowd boos loudly. Then, as Kemi gets to her feet, Keiko breaks free of the officials and destroys Okoro with Oshimai, her devastating running STO. Ishida smiles callously as she is led from the ring and Kemi remains in it motionless.

Buckingham: I like it, Troy! Keiko is back to her old self! It’s about time!

Troy: I think it’s disgusting.

Buckingham: Of course you do.

Troy: Folks, we’ll be right back.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

As we return from commercial, we see Morgan Day and Lauren Tantalus conversing backstage after their victory.

Morgan: Nice job out there.

Lauren: Thanks, you too.

Morgan: What do you think about that Keiko situation?

Lauren: Honestly, I thought it was a matter of time anyway. There’s something wrong with that chick.

Just then, backstage reporter Traci Reed rushes to the scene.

Traci: Morgan! Lauren! A moment of your time, please.

Morgan: What’s going on, Traci?

Traci: I just came from Justin Schenck’s office with some big news. Apparently, next week, he will announce Zina’s challenger for the Women’s Championship at Symphony of Destruction, and the word is one of the two of you is DEFINITELY that challenger. Any thoughts?

Before either woman can answer, the PWA Women’s Champion Zina appears behind Traci.

Zina: Their thoughts do not matter, Traci Reed. Whoever it is will be defeated, just like all that come before. And if either of you two pathetic excuses for wrestlers have something to say about that, prove it in Tokyo.

Zina then walks off, leaving both Morgan and Lauren seething.

Troy: Who’s it gonna be?! Morgan or Lauren?

Buckingham: Didn’t you just hear Zina? It doesn’t matter! The championship isn’t going ANYWHERE!

Troy: Maybe, maybe not… but we’ll find out our Women’s Championship match for Symphony of Destruction next week!

***

Back at ringside, “You Don’t Know” by Eminem and 50 Cent hits the speakers and the fans begin cheering loudly at the arrival of Paul Dawkins and Renegade.

Troy: Alright, here they come! Paul Dawkins and Renegade are set for tag team action!

Buckingham: More like set for another tag team loss. Tonight, they are facing The Omega and a partner of his choosing, a partner who will be trying out for the vacancy in the Synergy tag team. I trust Omega’s decision-making ability and I also trust in the ineptitude of Dawkins and Renegade. This one should be a piece of cake.

As Dawkins and Renegade settle themselves in the ring, “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie overtakes the speakers and The Omega emerges from behind the speakers. Moments later, Kris Anthony walks out beside him.

Troy: It looks like The Omega has chosen Kris Anthony as his partner! This is an interesting selection, given Anthony’s limited visibility thus far this season. But the two have some history, competing together in Justin Schenck’s Legacy faction years ago.

Buckingham: He really chose Kris Anthony? Wow. Just… wow.

The Omega and Anthony enter the ring and Omega elects to have Anthony start the match off with Renegade as the bell sounds.

PAUL DAWKINS & RENEGADE VS. THE OMEGA & KRIS ANTHONY
Referee: Tom Stevens
Renegade and Anthony lock up to begin the contest, and Anthony is able to shove him off to a set of boos. Anthony then takes the opportunity to taunt the Rome crowd, giving Renegade an opportunity to unleash a furious kick of death, nearly taking Anthony’s head off! Renegade covers… one, two, three!

Troy: It’s over! Just like that, it’s over! So much for the Dawkins and Renegade losing streak!

Buckingham: Nice job, Kris Anthony! For everyone who thinks Kris Anthony is a loser, your sentiments have just been confirmed!

Troy: I think it’s safe to say Kris Anthony won’t be getting the Synergy gig.

Buckingham: God, I’d hope not.

The fans cheer loudly as “You Don’t Know” replays and Dawkins and Renegade exit victorious, taunting The Omega on their way out. Fuming, The Omega stares down at the unconscious Anthony, opting to leave him in the ring without checking on him as he heads to the back, shaking his head.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT 0:43 – PAUL DAWKINS & RENEGADE

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

Returning from break, we see Vulture and The Iceman Jason Calysto talking in the backstage area. As the cameraman approaches, we can tell the two are going over last-minute strategies for their return match for the PWA Tag Team Championship against Texas Justice later tonight. However, as the conversation continues, the pair is approached by Chris Duval, Vulture’s estranged son, a man Vulture saved from a Jackie Baccaro assault one week ago. Vulture and Calysto stop speaking as Duval approaches, Calysto in particular putting his guard up.

Duval: Gentlemen. Just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight in your rematch. And Vulture… thanks for last week. I owe you one.

Duval then walks away, prompting Calysto to turn back to Vulture.

Calysto: Well that was certainly interesting. What’s the deal with you two now?

Vulture: Baby steps, Jay. We’ll get there. But nevermind that for now. We have some belts to take back.

Calysto smiles and nods in agreement, prompting the two to resume their strategic conversation and the camera to shift back to ringside.

***

Back at ringside, “Amazing” by Kanye West hits the speakers and the new International Champion Chase Stone makes his way to the ring alongside the imposing silent assassin Markus Krieg. Stone is the picture of arrogance as he saunters down the aisle to a chorus of boos, Krieg stalking out behind him. Once the two enter the squared circle, Stone has Krieg hold up the International Championship belt for him so that he can see his reflection and fix his hair. This prompts an even louder negative reaction from the Roman crowd.

Moments later, “Hey You” by Simon Says hits and Greg Tantalus emerges from behind the curtain to a loud ovation, though not nearly as loud as those he’s received in the past. Tantalus is carrying a microphone with him, and after about five steps, he brings it to his mouth and begins speaking as the music dies down.

Tantalus: I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. Two weeks ago, I went against the two of you with Mike Griffin as my partner and he confirmed that he is a failure. Tonight, I’ve gone out and gotten myself a new partner, somehow who has almost as much disdain for Justin Schenck as I do. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… John Wolfe!

The fans don’t know quite how to react as “Charlie Big Potato” by Skunk Anansie overtakes the speakers and John Wolfe appears from behind the curtain. Wolfe is greeted by a fair amount of boos, though not quite as much as usual.

Troy: It’s John Wolfe! Greg Tantalus has chosen John Wolfe as his partner!

Buckingham: You know, I have to say, that’s pretty smart thinking by Tantalus. Schenck has been jerking Wolfe around ever since last season, and he has a vested interest in seeing Schenck’s prized protégé suffer.

Stone looks slightly concerned as Tantalus and Wolfe make their way to the ring and prepare for battle.

GREG TANTALUS & JOHN WOLFE VS. PWA INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION CHASE STONE & MARKUS KRIEG
Referee: Jose Soares
As the bell sounds to kick off this contest, Stone elects to start the match off with Tantalus. The two lock up in the center of the ring, but Tantalus is able to shove him down to the mat. Stone gets back to his feet and makes the tag to Markus Krieg, smirking as the giant German enters the ring. However, that smirk quickly fades from Stone’s face as Krieg grabs him in a double chickenwing, lifts him up, and destroys Stone with the BlitzKrieg!

Troy: What?!

Buckingham: What’s going on here?!

Troy: Markus Krieg just delivered the BlitzKrieg to Chase Stone! And now Tantalus and Wolfe are laughing!

The referee calls for the bell to be rung, immediately ending this match in a no-contest, but Tantalus, Wolfe, and Krieg are just getting started.
WINNERS AT 0:48 – NO CONTEST

The three viciously put the boots to Stone, stomping away on him with fury as the crowd initially cheers their actions. Then, John Wolfe pries Stone off the mat and delivers a thunderous chokeslam!

Not content with the destruction they have caused thus far, Tantalus exits the ring and grabs a steel chair before re-entering with it. Once back inside, Tantalus first lifts Stone up, spits in his face, and absolutely crushes him with the Big O! Then, the situation takes a very scary turn. Tantalus takes the chair and traps Chase Stone’s neck in it. With the International Champion completely defenseless, a sadistic grin overtakes Tantalus’ face and he climbs up to the top rope. As Stone’s career and perhaps life hangs in the balance, a hush falls over the Italian crowd, their cheering ceased.

Troy: This is taking it too far, Tantalus! You’ve proven your point! If you do this, you’re going to maim this guy! You’re going to jail if you do this, Tantalus!

Buckingham: Troy, I’ve got nothing to say. This is a really scary situation right now.

Thankfully, before Tantalus can jump, security swarms the ring and keeps the assailants at bay, covering up Stone and ensuring that Tantalus can do no further harm. Doctors check on Stone in the ring while Tantalus, Wolfe, and Krieg are escorted to the backstage area with frightening grins on their faces.

Troy: Randall, what just happened out here?!

Buckingham: Well, obviously Markus Krieg has turned his back on Chase Stone and joined forces with Greg Tantalus and John Wolfe. But… why?!

Troy: All I know is that security just now prevented a serious, serious injury from occurring. Shocking turn of events here, folks. We’ll be right back.

Buckingham: Wow.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

Back from break, we see a fuming creative director Justin Schenck storming through the backstage area with a purpose. Finally, he reaches Greg Tantalus, John Wolfe, and Markus Krieg, who are all being restrained by security. Very well aware of the buffer, Schenck begins screaming at the trio.

Schenck: What the hell do you three think you’re doing?! Huh?! Tantalus, I expect this kind of crap from you, and you had better believe that I WILL make you pay for this, but I am VERY disappointed in the rest of you! John Wolfe! I saw a LOT of potential in you, kid! But rather than go through the very reasonable tests I was putting before you, you decided to take a shortcut?! You should be ashamed of yourself! And you! Markus Krieg! Talk about an ingrate! I brought you to the PWA! I paid you handsomely! And this is how you repay me?! The three of you are lucky I don’t fire your asses right now!

Tantalus: No Schenck, we’re not lucky! You don’t have the contractual power to fire any of us! Remember what I said in the first episode? I signed a contract directly with the NOW Network, and as part of that deal, you are NOT allowed to fine, suspend, or terminate either me or anyone officially allied with me. So Schenck, I’d like to introduce John Wolfe and Markus Krieg, my two official allies. And if you have a problem with that, you can take it up with the network.

Schenck: Oh you can bet your ass I will!

Tantalus: Go right ahead. Waste your time. And while you’re at it, don’t forget the network has put a checks-and-balances system in place that will make sure you can’t hold down me or my associates here to deny us title shots we’re deserving of.

Schenck: You’re gonna pay for this, Tantalus! You hear me?!

Tantalus: Oh I hear you, Schenck. I hear you loud and clear. But hear this: you can’t abuse people the way you have and get away with it. John Wolfe was sick and tired of the ridiculous run-around you’ve been giving him when he’s clearly deserving of a more prominent role. And Markus Krieg… when I found out how LITTLE you were paying this man, I knew what had to be done. You took this tremendous specimen out of poverty in Berlin and brought him to the PWA… but you offered him a contract for less money than DEAN NASH! And he accepted it, because he had no other options, and did your bidding because you demanded he do it! You portrayed him as an assassin-for-hire, but you set the bar SO low that it was RIDICULOUSLY easy for me to swoop in, guarantee his place on the roster, and hire him out from under you. Your worst nightmare is coming true, Schenck. Believe it!

Schenck stands in utter fury, unable to speak another word. Meanwhile, Tantalus cracks an utterly evil smile and begins laughing maniacally as he calls off the backs, backing away with a stone-faced Krieg and Wolfe.

***

The camera shifts to another portion of the backstage area, where GI Jew is hanging around, minding his own business. Suddenly, he is confronted by the Alaskan Monster Solomon, prompting Jew’s intensity level to immediately rise. Solomon, too, does not appear to be in a good mood.

Solomon: I thought you were smarter than this, Jew. I thought you were smart enough to know you need to stay the hell out of my business.

Jew: See, you were operating under the assumption that I’m afraid of you. You might have everyone else on their heels around here, but you DON’T scare me, Solomon.

Solomon: Why do you even care what I do to Evan Black anyway? You said it yourself; he’s just a sniveling little lawyer who serves no purpose in this company. I put him out of action for a week or two, but if you hadn’t stuck your damn nose in my business last week, I might very well have rid this company of him.

Jew: Alright, first of all, I never said I gave a damn about Evan Black. The one thing I’ve been consistent about is that I hate your guts. Last week, I saw an opportunity and I took advantage of it. And second, if anyone is going to rid this company of Ally McBeal, it’s gonna be me.

Solomon: Just stay the hell out of my way.

Jew: I’ll do what I want.

Solomon: Fine. Get in my way again and I swear it’ll be your last act as an active PWA competitor.

Jew: Underestimate me again and it’ll be yours.

The two then engage in a heated staredown before going their separate ways as we head to commercial.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

Returning from break, we see Jackie Baccaro and Alexis Duval speaking in the backstage area.

Alexis: Why can’t I just talk to him? He’s my brother.

Baccaro: This is war, Alexis. It’s me or him. And trust me, you don’t want to choose him.

Alexis is growing visibly angry.

Alexis: And why not?

Baccaro: (firmly) You just don’t.

Just then, Greg Tantalus, Markus Krieg, and John Wolfe approach them. Baccaro engages in a staredown with three while Alexis quietly positions herself behind Baccaro.

Baccaro: Can I help you gentlemen?

Tantalus: Actually Jackie, I believe you can. We have a business proposition for you. Shall we find a place to talk, away from these cameras?

Baccaro pauses for a moment before responding.

Baccaro: Yeah why not? Let’s go to my dressing room.

The four turn to exit but Alexis isn’t sure what to do. Tantalus realizes she isn’t following and turns back around.

Tantalus: You too, Alexis. You’re part of this.

Though clearly not sure if this is the right thing to do, Alexis says nothing and follows the group.

***

Back at ringside, “Aksem” by Ahlam is playing over the speakers and the camera shows us that Saif al Abbad has joined Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham at the commentary position.

Troy: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are all set for our next contest, and as you can see, we have a visitor here with us. Of course, I’m talking about PWA’s exciting new superstar Saif al Abbad. Welcome Saif.

Saif: Many thanks to you, Victor Troy! You are a decent man. And decent men get pieces of gold!

Saif hands a smiling Troy a gold piece.

Troy: Why thank you very much, Saif! The sentiment is very much appreciated.

Buckingham: You know, Saif, I think you have a really bright future here in the PWA. In fact, I think the possibilities for you here are limitless.

Saif: Oh, Randall Buckingham. You must think that I don’t actually watch this fine program. I’ve heard all the things you’ve been saying about me. You are NOT a decent man, Mr. Randall. That is why you do NOT get a gold piece.

Buckingham: You give these undeserving yo-yos in the crowd pieces of gold! You did it again tonight! What makes them better than me?!

Saif: They, Randall Buckingham, do not demand it.

Moments later, “Marriage of Figaro” by Mozart hits the speakers and Dexter P. Wellington begins making his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Wellington has his eyes focused on Saif as he heads down the aisle, but opts not to confront him prior to his match. Dex instead enters the ring and stretches out on the ropes.

Troy: Quite the cold stare flashed at you by Dexter Wellington, Saif.

Saif: Well, I have to say, that is the primary reason I am out here right here and right now. Dexter Wellington has been making it very apparent in the locker room that he does not approve of me. And I, Victor Troy, am not naïve enough to think that we will not end up engaged in battle. When people do not like each other in the PWA, they end up in that ring. When we do, I want to know what I’m battling.

Buckingham: You’ll be battling a REAL multi-millionaire, one who realizes that not everyone deserves free money!

Saif: I believe I realize that as well, Randall Buckingham. I didn’t give you anything, did I?

As Wellington readies himself in the ring, “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria hits, prompting a loud ovation for the Human Highlight Jon Dulberg! However, the ovation grows in volume once the Hardcore Icon Kerry Cox steps out beside him in street clothes!

Troy: Hey! Get a load of this! I think Kerry Cox has accepted Jon Dulberg’s offer to become his manager!

Saif: That is great news for Jon Dulberg! Kerry Cox will provide invaluable experience and expertise!

Buckingham: Yeah, like valuable lessons on how to be irrelevant for years and keep a roster spot!

Troy: Will you stop?! The man is a Hall of Famer!

Dulberg shakes Cox’s hand before entering the ring and moving to the center of the ring as the bell sounds.

THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT JON DULBERG VS. DEXTER P. WELLINGTON
Referee: Matt Hansen
Dulberg and Wellington immediately lock up as the match begins and it is Wellington who grabs the initial advantage, tying Dulberg in a side headlock. However, Dulberg shoves Wellington against the ropes and downs him with a dropkick as he returns! Dulberg then locks in an armbar and Dex struggles to break free.

After several moments, Wellington gets back to a vertical base and breaks the hold with several stiff elbow shots to the jaw. Dex then whips Dulberg into the ropes, looking for a clothesline upon his return, but Dulberg ducks under it, hits the opposite ropes, and unleashes a furious cross body attempt on the rebound… but Wellington ducks under it and Dulberg crashes down into the mat.

Staring directly at Saif, Wellington lifts Dulberg off the mat and slaps on the Million Dollar Dream… but Dulberg is not nearly worn down enough and is able to counter, grabbing onto Wellington’s arm and tossing him over his back and to the mat! Then, as soon as DPW pops up, Dulberg nails him out of nowhere with Sudden Death!

Troy: Sudden Death! That’s the diamond cutter, Dulberg’s new finishing maneuver! He can strike with it SO suddenly!

Dulberg covers… one, two, three!

Troy: And that’s gonna do it! What an impressive victory for Jon Dulberg!

Saif: I think Dexter Wellington was more concerned with making an impression on me than with defeating his opponent. And in a place like the great PWA, distractions cannot be afforded.

Buckingham: Oh come on! This whole match was a joke! Saif distracted Dex the whole time!

Troy: Are you for real?

The fans cheer loudly as Dulberg is announced the winner and “Welcome Home” replays. Amid Dulberg’s celebration, Cox enters the ring, shakes his hand, and raises his arm, both parties pleased with a successful first venture.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 3:04 – JON DULBERG

Dulberg and Cox exit the ring and begin making their way to the backstage area, but first cross the commentary position, where Saif al Abbad is standing and applauding them. He hands them each a gold piece to the approval of the crowd and the two chuckle, thank him, and walk away.

Then, Saif tosses down his headset and enters the ring, with Wellington still knocked out from Dulberg’s Sudden Death. As the Rome crowd wonders what he might do, Saif simply takes out a gold piece and places it on Wellington’s chest. Then, “Aksem” replays and Saif exits, handing out pieces of gold to audience members along the way. Meanwhile, once Saif has exited, Wellington awakens to find the gold piece on his chest and a look of furious frustration overtakes his face and sends us to commercial.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

We return from break to backstage reporter Scott Cornelius standing in the interview area.

Cornelius: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to PWA: The Rebirth. In just a moment, I’m going to be joined by the Modern-Day Samurai Scythe, who will be competing in our tremendous main event this evening to decide who –

Suddenly, Cornelius stops short as a figure crosses his path. When the camera pans over to reveal his face, we can see that it belongs to former PWA personality and the organization’s original color commentator, the Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone. Cornelius is stunned to see him.

Cerrone: Cat got your tongue, Scotty boy? It’s the Standard Sleaze in the flesh, daddy-o.

Cornelius: Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been joined by the Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone. Don, what are you doing here in Rome?

Cerrone: Haven’t you heard? My latest book, Sleazonomics: How Sleaze Can Prevent the Next Recession, was a HUGE success, particularly the Kindle sales. Through the roof! So huge, in fact, that I’ve been able to relocate myself here in beautiful Italy to lie low and figure out my next move. When I heard that the PWA was going to be here in Rome tonight, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to come visit all my old friends.

When Cerrone finishes speaking, he looks up to find Scythe standing in front of him.

Cerrone: Oh hello there, Scythe. Sorry I hi-jacked your interview time. I just figured that people would rather hear about what the Standard Sleaze has been up to than hear a bland interview from a guy who isn’t going to win a title shot anyway. I apologize.

Scythe: It’s alright, Cerrone. It’s understandable that a self-important, no-talent jerk such as yourself would make that mistake.

Cerrone: Whoa! All because I took your interview? No need for the name-calling! I’m an invited guest!

Scythe: Invited by whom? Certainly not by any of the boys in the back and definitely not by these fans. Face it, Cerrone: you’re a nobody. And it’s not because you took my interview. It’s because it’s high time you learn that you’re not welcome back here on these random little visits you’ve been prone to making. So do everyone a favor and walk away before I evict you from this building personally.

Cerrone thinks about responding but notes Scythe’s tone and opts to walk away. The Standard Sleaze looks far from pleased as he exits. Now, Scythe turns back to Scott Cornelius.

Cornelius: Scythe, some renewed intensity from you right there with Don Cerrone, but can you instead channel that to three world-class athletes like Solomon, Showtime Damon Savage, and Anthony Failla?

Scythe: Scott, you are absolutely right on the renewed intensity. The way I’m approaching it, there is no match bigger than this match, no night bigger than this night. After tonight is through, I will either claim a championship match at Symphony of Destruction, or I will claim one next week. There is no alternative. Solomon, Showtime, Failla: this blade WILL cut you ALL down, and when we leave Symphony of Destruction in less than five weeks, I WILL be standing tall, the PWA World Heavyweight Championship back in my possession.

With that, Scythe walks off aggressively.

Cornelius: Vic, Randall, back to you guys at ringside!

***

At ringside, “Falling From the Sky” by VAST blares onto the speakers and the fans come out of their seats for the arrival of Vulture! The two-time PWA World Heavyweight Champion emerges from behind the curtain and makes his way down the aisle with a look of determination in his eyes. He enters the squared circle and bounces off the ropes, readying himself for the task at hand.

Moments later, “F*ckin in the Bushes” by Oasis hits and the cheers only grow in volume as The Iceman Jason Calysto makes his entrance! Calysto slaps hands with the PWA faithful in attendance as he heads down the aisle. Upon entering the ring, Calysto and Vulture shake hands, focused on trying to re-acquire the Tag Team Championship.

As they settle themselves in the ring, “Mouth For War” by Pantera thumps onto the speakers and the champions show their faces. Greeted by a chorus of boos, Texas Justice’s Maddox Tate and Pitbull slowly walk down the aisle, ready to defend the Tag Team Championship. At length, they enter the ring, hand their belts to referee Dan Martin, and prepare for battle.

Troy: Alright, here we go! Tag Team Championship on the line! Can Vulture and Jason Calysto recapture the gold?

Buckingham: If you ask me, all signs point to no!

Troy: You know, Randall, you’re becoming quite predictable.

Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the PWA Tag Team Championship!

Introducing first, the challengers, at a total combined weight of 463 pounds, the team of VULLLLLTURRRRRE AND THEEEEE IIIIICEMANNNNN JASONNNNNN CAAAAAALYSTOOOOO!

And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 440 pounds, they are the reigning PWA Tag Team Champions, the team of MADDDDDOXXX TATE and PIIIIIITBULLLLLL… TEXAAAAAAAS JUUUUUUUSTIIIICE!

PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
TEXAS JUSTICE (champions) VS. VULTURE & THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO (challengers)
Referee: Dan Martin
As the bell sounds to kick off this contest, Jason Calysto and Pitbull choose to start things off. The two lock up in the center of the ring and Calysto is the first to strike, grabbing Pitbull in a side headlock and wrestling him down to the mat. Pitbull tries to get himself back to a vertical base, but just before he can do so, Calysto switches the hold to a waistlock and crushes Pitbull with a release German suplex!

Troy: What a start by Jason Calysto!

Pitbull gets back to his feet and The Iceman attempts to kick him in the gut when he does so, but the Tag Team Champion catches his foot. However, this counter only results in a vicious enziguri from Calysto, taking Pitbull down hard! Calysto covers… one, two, and Pitbull gets the shoulder up!

Calysto then lifts Pitbull off the mat and whips him against the ropes, looking for a clothesline as he returns, but Pitbull ducks under it, stops short, turns around, and downs The Iceman with a brutal clothesline! Pitbull then tags Maddox Tate into the fray.

Tate enters and immediately unleashes furious stomps on Calysto. Finally, Tate lifts Calysto off the mat and attempts a suplex, but Calysto counters and instead nails Tate with three rolling suplexes! Seeing the opening, Calysto makes the tag to Vulture!

Troy: He made the tag! Here comes Vulture!

Buckingham: C’mon, champs! Dig down deep! You can beat this guy!

Tate gets to his feet, but he’s knocked down by a big Vulture right hand! He gets up again, only for Vulture to knock him down again! Vulture now charges at Tate, but the Tag Team Champion is ready for him, taking Vulture down with a drop toehold. Then, for good measure, Tate walks to the corner and knocks Calysto off the apron and down to the mat!

Troy: Oh come on! That was uncalled for!

Tate turns his attention back to Vulture, but it appears to be too late, as Vulture charges Tate and clobbers him with a running knee to the jaw! Vulture covers… one, two, and Tate just barely gets the shoulder up!

Feeling the momentum building, Vulture attempts to whip Maddox Tate into the ropes, but Tate reverses it, sending Vulture into the ropes instead. Jason Calysto, meanwhile, has just gotten back onto the ring apron and doesn’t notice Vulture charging towards him. As a result, Vulture crashes into Calysto, knocking The Iceman off the apron again and sending Vulture staggering backwards, right into an inside cradle from Tate! One, two, three.

Troy: What happened?!

Buckingham: Yes! What a victory! Maddox Tate and Pitbull retain the titles!

Troy: I really thought Vulture and Calysto were going to do it tonight! They seemed to have this bout under control, but that miscue really cost them.

Buckingham: And now their rematch clause has been exhausted, so it’s time for Texas Justice to move on!

Troy: Big victory for Texas Justice, but you’ve got to feel for Vulture and Jason Calysto.

Buckingham: Why? What makes them deserving of my sympathy?

Troy: (sigh)

The fans boo loudly as “Mouth For War” replays and Tate and Pitbull exit the ring victorious, grabbing their title belts. Meanwhile, in the ring, Vulture is on his knees, exasperated, wondering what went wrong.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT 5:21 AND STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – TEXAS JUSTICE

Moments later, Calysto re-enters the ring and he and Vulture exchange some words. While we can’t make out exactly what they are saying, we can tell from body language that it is related to Calysto’s position on the ring apron. However, before the argument can get very far, Tate and Pitbull re-enter the ring and clobber Vulture and Calysto down from behind with the title belts!

The fans boo raucously as Tate and Pitbull extend the attack, stomping away on the two PWA Hall of Famers viciously. However, as the attack continues, just when it appears that Vulture and Calysto are helpless, the lights go out.

Buckingham: What the hell is going on?!

Moments later, the lights go back on and PalaLottomatica absolutely explodes when the fans realize that Jaguar is standing in the squared circle, steel chair in tow!

Troy: Oh my God! Oh my God! It’s Jaguar! Jaguar is here!

The Tag Team Champions look like they’ve seen a ghost, immediately scampering out of the ring to avoid a chairshot from Jaguar, who swings it wildly! Texas Justice makes no bones about getting out of dodge, rushing up the aisle and back through the curtain. Jaguar, who is visibly wearing a knee brace, follows in hot pursuit, the crowd egging him on!

Buckingham: This is trespassing! Jaguar isn’t a part of the PWA anymore!

Troy: Will you stop?! Jaguar is here tonight, and he is after the men who brutally attacked him five weeks ago! Folks, we have to take a quick commercial break, but when we return, it’s our two-fall main event featuring Solomon, Anthony Failla, Scythe, and Showtime Damon Savage that will clear up the PWA title picture through Symphony of Destruction! Stay with us!

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

Back from break, we are taken to our commentators Victor Troy and Randall Buckingham.

Troy: Alright folks, we sure saw some incredible events just before our last commercial break. Though his PWA status is still uncertain, Jaguar returned to PWA television tonight, coming to the aid of Vulture and Jason Calysto and running off the Tag Team Champions Texas Justice.

Buckingham: I still contend Jaguar had no business being here, but what happened during the break makes me feel a lot better about it.

Troy: I disagree with that sentiment, but it is worth noting to all of you that our cameras kept rolling while we were on break, where we saw that Jaguar’s pursuit of Maddox Tate and Pitbull did not stop once they went behind the curtain. Let’s take a look.

We are now shown footage with a graphic at the bottom of the screen that reads “during the break.”

We see Jaguar chasing Maddox Tate and Pitbull through the backstage area, swinging the chair at them whenever he gets close enough. Finally, the champions reach the exit and plow through the doors. Several seconds later, Jaguar reaches the doors and exits as well, but Tate is waiting to clobber him in the skull with his title belt! Jaguar goes down, allowing Tate and Pitbull the opportunity to flee to the parking lot. Within moments, security arrives on the scene to tend to Jaguar, who begins to come to, but needs to be restrained from further pursuing Tate and Pitbull.

***

We then return to live action and our commentators.

Troy: As you can see, a VERY heated situation with these three men.

Buckingham: Jaguar just needs to let all this go. He’s fighting a battle he can’t win.

Troy: Somehow I don’t think Jaguar will heed that warning. But, Randall, it’s time for us to move on to the main event of the evening!

Buckingham: And we have quite the doozy tonight!

Suddenly, “Smooth Operator” by Sade hits and the fans begin booing as The Standard Sleaze Don Cerrone steps out from behind the curtain.

Troy: Oh no! What is he doing out here?!

Buckingham: It’s Don Cerrone! We saw him backstage earlier tonight, but I didn’t have any expectation of seeing him at ringside! What a treat!

Cerrone heads straight for the commentary position and dons a headset, coldly ignoring Troy and warmly embracing Buckingham.

Buckingham: What’s going on, buddy?! It’s been too long!

Cerrone: It sure has. Well look, I was here visiting tonight, as I said earlier this evening, and then I was treated with complete disrespect. You saw it. The modern-day jackass Scythe interrupted me and ruined my homecoming. It was not appreciated, and I really don’t know where this guy gets off.

Buckingham: I also found it to be completely disrespectful. Some people just have no manners.

Troy: Are we serious?! You provoked him, Cerrone! You got what was coming to you!

Cerrone: You know, Randall, I forgot how much this guy interrupts and interjects when it’s not necessary.

Buckingham: Trust me, I haven’t.

Troy: Oh lord, not this again.

Cerrone: How have you been, Troy?

Troy: Really well, until you showed up.

Cerrone: Well don’t worry, I’m just here for the night.

Buckingham: Are you sure you can’t come out here every week? I could really use the help.

Troy: This is a nightmare. This is my living nightmare.

Moments later, “No Country For Young Men” hits the speakers and Showtime Damon Savage begins making his entrance to a loud ovation! Showtime wears a look of extreme focus as he enters the ring and awaits his opposition.

Then, “Hear Me” by Darkseed lurks onto the speakers, bringing the Alaskan Monster Solomon out from behind the curtain. Slowly, Solomon stalks his way down the aisle to a chorus of boos before stepping over the top rope and joining Savage in the ring.

Next, “Better Think Again” by Submersed hits and the boos continue for Anthony Failla, who looks as focused and dedicated as he ever has while heading to the squared circle. Solomon and Failla engage in a brief staredown before Failla fixes his glare onto Showtime as he enters the ring.

Finally, “With You” by Linkin Park explodes onto the speakers and the Rome crowd does the same, blowing the roof off in support of the Modern-Day Samurai Scythe!

Troy: Listen to this reaction for Scythe! These people absolutely love him!

Cerrone: I bet they love root canal too.

Buckingham: Good one!

Scythe enters the ring and eyes his competition, studying the three men who stand between him and a shot at the coveted PWA Championship as he removes his coat and prepares for battle.

Troy: Alright, this should be an absolutely tremendous bout! What we have here is a fatal fourway match, with the man scoring the first pinfall advancing to the Symphony of Destruction to challenge for the PWA title. Then, the winner and loser of that fall will be removed from the bout and a singles match will ensue, with the winner challenging Dan Crowley for the gold next week. So, two men will emerge with guaranteed title opportunities while the other two will instead be entered into the Symphony of Destruction match on May 21.

Cerrone: That’s quite the mouthful.

Buckingham: He’s so long-winded, isn’t he? And the sad part is that nobody cares and he doesn’t realize.

Cerrone: Wow, that IS sad.

Buckingham: Isn’t it?

FATAL FOURWAY MATCH:
ANTHONY FAILLA VS. SOLOMON VS. SCYTHE VS. SHOWTIME DAMON SAVAGE
Referee: Tom Stevens
When the bell sounds to kick off this confrontation, familiar adversaries gravitate to one another, with Solomon and Scythe engaging in battle and Failla and Showtime doing the same. The Solomon-Scythe confrontation is the more interesting one at first, with Failla and Showtime exchanging fists in one corner of the ring. Meanwhile, Scythe and the Alaskan Monster take up a much greater portion of the squared circle as the Modern-Day Samurai picks up the initial advantage, stinging Solomon with repeated knife-edge chops!

Solomon is backed up into the ropes and Scythe is there to press the advantage, attacking him with several additional chops before whipping him against the ropes and downing him with a powerful double-arm knife-edge chop as he returns! Scythe goes for the early cover… one, two, and Solomon heaves Scythe off.

The Alaskan Monster pops right back to a vertical base, but Scythe is ready for him, taking him down with a deep armdrag, cinching the armbar in tightly after impact. Solomon struggles to get himself back to a vertical base but eventually does so, attacking the Modern-Day Samurai with a series of hard right hands. Solomon then whips Scythe into the ropes, swinging a big clothesline at him as he returns, only for Scythe to duck under, hit off the opposite ropes, and heave a cross-body block at Solomon on the rebound! However, Solomon catches him in mid-air, swings him around, and plants him with a violent sidewalk slam! Solomon covers… one, two, and Scythe gets the shoulder up!

Troy: That was very nearly the end of this first fall! Solomon was SO close to a Symphony of Destruction title opportunity!

Buckingham: Not close enough.

Cerrone: I’d have been happy if Solomon slammed Scythe right through the mat.

Elsewhere in the ring, Failla has completely taken control of Showtime, stomping the fallen Savage viciously. Showtime struggles to get himself back to a vertical base and Failla effortlessly prevents him from doing so. Finally, Failla lifts Savage over his head, looking for a gorilla press slam. However, Showtime slips out, lands behind Failla, and crushes him with It’s Showtime out of absolutely nowhere!

Troy: My God! He hit it! It’s Showtime! Cover him, Damon!

Showtime goes for the cover… one, two, and Solomon yanks Showtime off Failla and brings him right to his feet! Then, Solomon unleashes a vicious clubbing forearm that knocks Showtime halfway across the ring, tumbling under the bottom rope and to the arena floor!

Solomon now turns his attention to the grounded Failla, but before he can move in on him, Scythe pops up, turns him around, and blasts him with the Flying Dragon! Scythe covers… one, two, and Solomon gets his foot on the bottom rope!

Buckingham: What tremendous ring presence by Solomon!

Cerrone: Solomon’s right foot just saved the Symphony of Destruction buy-rate, gentlemen! No one would pay to see Scythe in a world championship match!

Troy: You know, Cerrone, you’re talking about the longest-reigning PWA Champion in history! He drew quite well back when –

Cerrone: (to Randall) Leave it to Troy to throw facts into a biased argument. I don’t care about being right, I’m just here to hate.

Buckingham: That is such an admirable quality.

Troy: How is that admirable?!

Cerrone: Just watch the match, Troy.

Buckingham: Yeah, watch the match.

Scythe now climbs to the top rope, looking to finish Solomon off with the Diving Blade, but Failla pops back up and shoves Scythe off the top rope and down to the arena floor! Then, Failla lifts Solomon off the mat and attempts to nail him with the Weapon of Mass Destruction, but Solomon is able to slip out. Failla turns around and the two most dominant men on the PWA roster engage in a heated staredown.

Troy: Look at this! Failla and Solomon!

Buckingham: We got a little tease of this last week, but it looks like we’re about to see it now!

The two begin exchanging hard rights, neither man giving up much ground. Finally, Solomon is able to stagger Failla, which leads to the Alaskan Monster charging at Failla, clotheslining him over the top rope with such force that both men tumble over to the outside!

Meanwhile, Showtime has re-entered the ring and Scythe is attempting to do the same. Seeing this, Savage pulls Scythe inside and covers… one, two, and Scythe gets the shoulder up.

On the outside of the ring, Solomon and Failla engage in a heated battle, paying no attention to what’s going on inside, where Showtime is gaining the advantage on the Modern-Day Samurai. Showtime whips Scythe into the corner and perches him on the top, looking for a superplex. However, Scythe fights him off, shoves him down to the ring, and then leaps off, nailing him with a beautiful diving crossbody! Scythe hooks the leg… one, two, thr-NO! Showtime kicks out!

Troy: So close!

Cerrone: I don’t like where this match is going!

Buckingham: Neither do I!

As Failla and Solomon continue to do battle on the outside, Scythe takes the fight to Showtime on the inside, keeping him off balance with an array of well-placed knife-edge chops and deep armdrags.

Troy: Look at Scythe go!

Cerrone: This is impressive to you? You must have pretty low standards.

Buckingham: He does. He’s horrible.

Cerrone: Troy or Scythe?

Buckingham: Both.

Cerrone: Correct answer!

Troy: Oh lord.

With Showtime slow to his feet, Scythe climbs to the top rope and leaps off, nailing Savage with a flying chop to the head! Then, the Modern-Day Samurai backs up a few steps and prepares for the Flying Dragon!

Troy: He’s going for it! The Flying Dragon! If Scythe hits this, he’ll be headed to the Symphony of Destruction for a PWA Championship match!

Cerrone: Not if I can help it!

Cerrone now throws down his headset and leaves the broadcast position. As Scythe grips Showtime by the throat, Cerrone jumps onto the ring apron, screaming at the Modern-Day Samurai. Scythe releases his grip and lunges at the Standard Sleaze, prompting him to jump off the apron. Then, after exchanging words with Cerrone, Scythe turns back to Showtime, only to be clobbered with a vicious left hook! Scythe goes down hard and Showtime falls on him for the cover… one, two, three!

Troy: What just happened?!

Buckingham: I think Showtime Damon Savage is going to Symphony of Destruction!

Troy: Well, that’s great news for Showtime, but Don Cerrone probably just screwed Scythe out of that title shot!

Buckingham: I think that’s a fair statement.

The fans cheer as “No Country For Young Men” replays and a visibly pumped Showtime exits the ring, knowing he is headed to Symphony of Destruction to challenge whoever the PWA Champion may be for the gold. Meanwhile, Cerrone flees, leaving an unconscious Scythe in his wake while Solomon and Failla stew on the outside, wondering how the Symphony of Destruction shot got away from them.

Troy: Ladies and gentlemen, Showtime is headed to Symphony of Destruction to challenge for the PWA Championship, Scythe is headed to the Symphony of Destruction match ­–

Buckingham: Provided he ever regains consciousness.

Troy: (sighs deeply) Folks, when we return, Anthony Failla battles Solomon one-on-one with the winner challenging Dan Crowley for the PWA Championship next week! Stay with us!

Buckingham: This should be something else!
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 11:55 AND ADVANCES TO SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION TO CHALLENGE FOR THE PWA CHAMPIONSHIP – SHOWTIME DAMON SAVAGE

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

When we return from break, we see Solomon and Anthony Failla staring each other down in the center of the ring. Despite the fact that neither combatant is a fan favorite, the fans are cheering in anticipation of this showdown as the bell sounds.

Troy: Alright, here we go! Failla and Solomon!

ANTHONY FAILLA VS. SOLOMON
Referee: Tom Stevens
The two don’t spend an inordinate amount of time staring one another down before Failla begins taking the fight to the Alaskan Monster. Failla keeps Solomon off balance with a series of hard rights before whipping him into the corner, following it up with a huge clothesline. Solomon staggers out of the corner, but Failla goes back to the well, looking for another running clothesline, only for Solomon to counter with a back elbow to the jaw, dazing him.

With Failla on the ropes, Solomon backs up several steps before unleashing a running boot to the jaw… however, Failla is able to sidestep him, causing Solomon to crotch himself on the ropes. Then, when Failla moves in to take advantage, the Alaskan Monster defends himself with a violent shove that sends Failla sailing across the ring, right into referee Tom Stevens, taking him down with him!

Troy: Stevens is down!

Buckingham: When is Stevens NOT down?! How can we have this guy continue to officiate main events if he keeps finding himself incapacitated?!

Troy: He’s our senior official!

Buckingham: Well he’s been having some senior moments out there, that’s for sure!

Solomon now takes the opportunity to step over the top rope and back into the squared circle, looking to capitalize on the opportunity. He lifts Failla up and whips him hard into the corner before crushing him with a sidewalk slam as he stumbles forward.

After impact, Solomon gets up, walks to the corner, and exposes the top turnbuckle. Then, he lifts Failla off the mat and whips him hard into that corner, crashing Failla’s back onto the exposed steel! Failla staggers out of the corner, wounded, and Solomon grabs him in position for the Deep Freeze! The fans now leap to their feet, but not because of the predicament; rather, because GI Jew is storming down the aisle.

Troy: It’s GI Jew! What’s he doing out here?!

Buckingham: Solomon doesn’t even see him!

Indeed he does not, but as soon as Solomon turns around, ready to crush Failla with the Deep Freeze, Jew rushes him and Gores him nearly out of his boots! Solomon hits the mat with thunderous impact while Failla crashes down as well! Jew receives a sizeable ovation from the Italian crowd as he blows a snot-rocket onto Solomon’s chest and exits.

Troy: These people are actually cheering GI Jew!

Buckingham: How could they be cheering him now?! I like GI Jew as much as the next guy, but there was no reason to do what he just did! Solomon was on the verge of winning this match, and now I’m not sure either of these men will be able to continue! We have a championship match next week that is in jeopardy because of the actions of GI Jew!

Solomon, Failla, and referee Stevens remain down for some time before anyone begins to stir. Failla is the first to begin shaking off the cobwebs, followed shortly thereafter by Failla. Once both men are near a vertical base, Stevens begins coming to.

Seeing Failla using the ropes to pull himself up, Solomon looks to finish him off. The Alaskan Monster charges at his opposition, but Failla moves out of the way, causing Solomon to hit the steel of the turnbuckle that he exposed! Solomon then staggers backwards, right into a Weapon of Mass Destruction by Failla! Failla covers… one, two, three!

Troy: That’s it! Anthony Failla wins! Failla has pinned Solomon!

Buckingham: Yeah, well I think Solomon can safely blame GI Jew for this loss!

Troy: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think Anthony Failla still deserves a fair amount of credit. Yes, GI Jew’s Gore to Solomon stopped an imminent Deep Freeze, but it also impacted Failla. And the only reason Failla was in that predicament to begin with was because Solomon whipped him into that exposed steel, the very exposed steel that led to his downfall! I don’t feel sorry for Solomon. The man tried to end the career of Evan Black last week and he got what was coming to him.

Buckingham: I still wouldn’t bet against him in the Symphony of Destruction match. And mark my words, next week, right here on The Rebirth, Anthony Failla becomes our new PWA World Heavyweight Champion. Even though he probably should have lost to Solomon tonight, he is at the top of his game and will easily destroy Dan Crowley next week.

There is actually a smattering of cheers as “Better Think Again” replays and Anthony Failla is announced the winner. He stands over the fallen Alaskan Monster and smirks before exiting the ring and retreating to the back, gesturing around his waist that the championship will be his.
WINNER VIA PINFALL AT 5:55 AND ADVANCES TO A PWA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH WITH DAN CROWLEY NEXT WEEK – ANTHONY FAILLA

***

The camera then shifts to the backstage area, where backstage reporter Traci Reed is standing by with the PWA World Heavyweight Champion Dan Crowley.

Traci: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with PWA Champion Dan Crowley, a man who has quite the road ahead of him to escape the Symphony of Destruction with the title intact. Dan, how are you going to overcome both Anthony Failla next week and Showtime Damon Savage at the Symphony of Destruction pay-per-view?

Crowley: Perseverance, Traci. Last year at Everlasting Epic, I stepped into the ring with both of them at the same time and walked out with this title. It wasn’t easy, but I did it. Over the next few weeks, I’ll take time one at a time, dig down deep, never give up, and I’m confident I’ll be standing tall in the end.

Suddenly, Anthony Failla is standing in front of the champion, fresh from the ring.

Failla: That’s a real nice sentiment, Crowley, but unfortunately it’s just not true. You aren’t making it to Symphony of Destruction next week. That title is mine next week.

Crowley: I’ve pinned you twice now, Failla. What makes you think next week is going to be any different?

Failla: All I know is you’ve been lucky to beat me twice. If you faced me in an environment where luck was eliminated, you wouldn’t have a prayer, and we both know that.

Crowley: Is that so?

Failla: You know it is.

Crowley: Well then I tell you what: you pick the stipulation next week.

Traci: Dan, do you think it’s wise to –

Crowley and Failla both flash intimidating stares in Traci’s direction, prompting the diminutive reporter to vacate the scene.

Crowley: Pick your poison. I’ll beat you no matter what you choose.

Failla is silent for a moment before his lips curl into a smirk.

Failla: Next week, Crowley, we’re going to battle in the same type of match I won the PWA Championship from Jaguar. Next week, it’s you and me… inside a steel cage!

Crowley: Bring it.

As the two men stare each other down, Showtime Damon Savage walks over, spins Failla around, and floors him with a vicious left hook! With Failla down and out, Showtime walks right up to Crowley and stares a hole through his friend.

Showtime: You see that? That’s exactly what’s gonna happen to whoever has that championship come Symphony of Destruction. So Dan, best of luck against Failla next week. But if you do make it to SOD with that title, just know that you’re NOT making it past Showtime.

Crowley and Showtime now stare each other down as we fade to black.

Troy: Unbelievable! Next week, Dan Crowley will defend the PWA Championship against Anthony Failla in a steel cage match, with the winner defending the gold at Symphony of Destruction against Showtime Damon Savage! Folks, we’ll see you next week! Goodnight everybody!

-- END SHOW --


Pre-Show Dark Matches:
1. Darrin Giles def. Dynamite Dean Nash with the top-rope big splash at 3:41. (Referee: Matt Hansen)
2. Jade def. Dee Licious with the Side Effect at 4:03. (Referee: Dan Martin)
3. Matthew Magellan & Briggs def. Asai Moon & Saif al Abbad at 5:12. Briggs pinned Asai after the Briggs Bomb. (Referee: Jose Soares)