PWA

HOUSE SHOWS
August 2002


Sun. Aug. 4, 2002 – Hammerstein Ballroom – New York, New York
SEGMENT 1:  INTRODUCTION:

The crowd settles in at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, where the Progressive Wrestling Alliance is moments away from taking the stage for a house show.  Finally, referee Tom Stevens heads into the ring and ring announcer Scott Cornelius grabs a microphone.  Finally, the lights go down and the show begins.

 

SEGMENT 2:  MATCH 1:  SCYTHE VS. THE CHOCOLATE WONDER:

The show opens on a crowd-pleasing note, as the now more familiar sounds of "With You" by Linkin Park fill the arena, making way for the sight of the self-proclaimed modern day samurai warrior, Scythe.  He manages to acknowledge and respect the crowd's appreciation of him, without playing to it too much, maintaining complete focus as he steps into the ring.  "Candy" by Foxy Brown follows shortly thereafter and the fans already love to scorn the bizarre and unpredictable Chocolate Wonder, who makes his way to the ring, in the mysterious absence of his manager Willie.  The Wonder stops at the end of the ramp, turns around, and points behind him downward, at the word "Sweetness."  Scythe steps forward in confusion, before swiftly ducking an attempt at a chair shot from behind by Wonder's manager Willie. 

He roundhouse kicks the chair into Willie's face, sending him sprawling out of the ring, as his client Wonder blindsides Scythe, beginning the match.  The Chocolate Wonder maintains a painfully lengthy advantage, his opening ambushed swindle apparently finding success following the opening bell.  Here and there Scythe manages to counter with a throat thrust or a drop toehold, narrowly escaping numerous pinfall attempts.  The big turnaround finally takes place when Wonder attempts a huge swinging DDT, which Scythe counters into an equally massive spinning sidewalk powerslam!  He scales the top rope in one fluid motion, pivots on one foot in a remarkable display of balance, and hits the diving blade, covering in the same motion for the one, two, yes three!

WINNER:  SCYTHE VIA PINFALL AT 8:13


SEGMENT 3:  MATCH 2:  KERRY COX VS. GI JEW:

A mere several notes into “Don’t Tread on Me” by Metallica, and the mood of the fans is thrust into repulsion.  There is not a soul in the crowd that does not despise the sight of G. I. Jew, regarding the PWA faithful with disgust and apathy, shaking his head and smirking as he rolls into the ring.  “War Machine” by KISS follows shortly thereafter and the fans go berserk with nostalgia as PWA’s true hardcore icon, the veteran Kerry Cox, confidently strolls to the ring, acknowledging the appreciation of the crowd.  The opening bell gives way to early dominance by Cox, his experience great enough to outweigh any other advantage G. I. Jew may have had over him. 

It seems that Cox does not make the same mistake most veterans do.  He does not underestimate Jew, making sure he scouts every attempted counter, keeping him thoroughly in check.  This grounding strategy appears to be very sound, as Jew mounts little offense in the early goings of the match.  Eventually Cox, uncharacteristic of himself, goes up to the top rope, apparently bored with the match, and Jew out of desperation violently shoves the ref into the ropes, causing Cox to lose balance and become crotched on the top turnbuckle.  The ref hits the ropes hard and bounces down off the canvas, rendering him unconscious.  Jew meanwhile charges the turnbuckle to capitalize on Cox’s vulnerability, but the crafty veteran springs into action, catching Jew’s head into a Coxsucker DDT right off the top turnbuckle into the middle of the mat!  Cox attempts to revive the ref before covering, and the crowd is roaring with frustration at the circumstances.  As the ref recovers, Jew hits a low blow from behind, before shoving Cox into the ropes and hitting him with the gore upon his return!  The newly recovered ref, to the misfortune of the fans, counts one, two…indeed, three! 

WINNER:  GI JEW VIA PINFALL AT 6:36

SEGMENT 4:  MATCH 3:  THE DOUBLE D’S (DAREDEVYL AND DIABETES DUDE) VS. RYAN KNAKAL AND RICK DELIGHT:

“Going Back to Cali” by Notorious B. I. G. hits, and the team of Rick Delight, and Ryan “The Boss” Knakal arrive to demonstrate to the fans what tag team competition means in PWA, although they receive little fanfare.  “Now You’re a Man” follows up their entrance, prompting the already controversial Diabetes Dude, and the in-ring debut of his tag team partner DareDevyl, arriving ringside collectively as The Double D’s.  The match starts off with the already familiarized Diabetes Dude circling the ring with The Boss.  They lock up and brief technical advantages are traded before Dude takes to the air with a flying armdrag, prompting Knakal to roll off of it and tag his partner Delight. 

The fresh Delight takes charge, bombarding his insulin-deficient opponent with his incomparable brawling skills.  Delight and Knakal, who have spent much more time teaming together than their opponents have, apply a time-honored strategy of quick tags that keeps their team fresh, and Diabetes Dude on the ropes.  Following a desperation dropkick however, Dude crawls to his corner and tags in DareDevyl, who proceeds to devastate both of his opponents with a seemingly endless arsenal of power moves.  He catches the illegal man Knakal, who comes flying off the top turnbuckle in a high crossbody, and tosses him out of the ring, before turning around and catching a Delight sidekick, tagging Diabetes Dude, sweeping out his other leg, and applying the booby tassel.   Dude covers as DareDevyl thwarts the recovering Knakal on the apron, allowing the ref to count one, two, yes, an impressive three for the Double D’s!

WINNERS:  THE DOUBLE D’S VIA PINFALL AT 7:18

 

SEGMENT 5:  MATCH 4:  SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN VS. SPEED DEMON:

"Coma" by Guns 'N Roses hits the ears of the capacity crowd, and it goes wild.  Young breakout superstar Speed Demon what is by far the strongest and most enthusiastic positive reaction thus far.  He lives up to his name, tearing up the ramp on the way to the ring, gratuitously absorbing the fanfare.  A grim yet powerful mixed feeling of both profound respect and distinct dislike sweeps over the fans at the sound of "The Imperial March."  A legend in the nearly completed making, Superstar Scott Hosemann, cold faced, focused, yet not intimidated in the least as he confidently strides towards the ring in the company of his manager Jerry Georgatos.  Georgatos is the target of a significant amount of the negative reaction that meets the entrance in general.  Hosemann however, completely disregards the fans, climbing into the ring, and getting right in his opponent's face, showing no fear or respect whatsoever.

Even the most cunning veterans can make the typical mistake of underestimating a much younger opponent.  Demon responds with an open hand slap that knocks Hosemann right off his feet.  The crowd is immediately rises welling up with excitement, gripped in suspense as to Hosemann's immediate reaction: he rolls right off the momentum onto his feet and stares at Speed Demon in shock, wiping a spot of blood from his mouth.  Demon beckons Hosemann and Hosemann rushes in with a swift and brutal knee to the gut that Demon is unable to block.  The fans are pacified as Hosemann whips Demon into the ropes, and once again thrusts his knee into Demon's gut, sending him flipping over onto his back violently.  He repeats this maneuver successfully, and Hosemann acts as if he is barely breaking a sweat, Demon struggling to his feet. 

Hosemann attempts to repeat the maneuver one more time but Demon flips right over Hosemann's leg into a dazzling schoolboy, and the ref responds with a quick one, two, no!  Hosemann rolls right off of it and catches the incoming Demon with a monstrous spinebuster!  He covers this time, and Demon launches Hosemann off at a mere one count!  Finally, the real Scott Hosemann arrives in the ring.  He pulls out all the stops and hits Demon with relentless move after move, covering each time, but intentionally coming off of his opponent at a one count to inflict further damage.  Glimmers of hope for the emotions of the crowd meet Demon's ill attempt at a counter, swinging at an incoming Hosemann.  Hosemann ducks under the clothesline attempt, hits the ropes, and as Demon turns around he leaps onto him in an attempt at some sort of body press.  Hope becomes reality however, as Demon catches him in mid air, rotates him, and positions him perfectly for the demonizer!  Struggling frantically however, Hosemann manages to slip behind Demon, and hit the superstar stunner for the one, two, and the hard fought three!  Hosemann immediately rolls out of the ring following his victory, leaning on Georgatos in exhaustion.  He pauses at the foot of the ramp and turns, looking on in stifled surprise at Speed Demon, who stands in the ring defeated, yet undaunted.

WINNER:  SCOTT HOSEMANN VIA PINFALL AT 18:32

 

-- 15-MINUTE INTERMISSION --

SEGMENT 6:  MATCH 5:  JAMES “THE BLIZZARD” PALADINO VS. RENEGADE:

A mere several notes into "Cowboys From Hell," and the fans are already chanting the name of "Blizzard, Blizzard, Blizzard."  Smug and cocky towards his opponents, yet humble and appreciative towards his fans, James Paladino wastes no time getting ready for action in the ring.  Waves of ghetto confusion course through the opinions of the crowd as "Pimp Juice" hits, prompting the arrival of the martial arts expert simply known as Renegade.  He does karate moves all the way down the ramp and into the ring, where the bell rings, inviting Paladino to try and stop the endless flurry of shadowboxed punches and kicks.  Paladino accepts the invitation, but is thwarted by a real, concrete uppercut kick to the face, sending him reeling back towards the ropes.  He returns, and Renegade attempts a similar kick, but Paladino baseball slides under it taking out the other leg!  Paladino rolls up the stumbling Renegade for a heart-stopping one, two, no! 

Renegade reaches the rope with a free hand, and slams Paladino with a hard elbow.  He whips Paladino towards the ropes, but yanks him backward in a short clothesline motion, but instead of a clothesline he hits a very unique looking spin kick, which connects with Paladino's cranium loudly enough to prompt a resounding gasp from the crowd.  He poses, evidently having knocked Paladino unconscious, and covers, one, two…two and nine tenths, kick out!  Paladino miraculously escapes, and a frustrated Renegade slowly waits for Paladino to get one knee, before lacing into him with the kick of death finisher!  Paladino rolls under the kick, springs to his feet, and hits the blizzard kick!  All hell breaking loose in the Hammerstein Ballroom, Paladino covers for the one, two…three!  The Blizzard picks up a big victory, and the fans don't seem to have a problem with that at all.

WINNER:  JAMES PALADINO VIA PINFALL AT 8:19


SEGMENT 7:  MATCH 6:  TRINITY VS. SPANISH FLY:

An amused yet welcoming reaction meets the classic seventies funk of “Jungle Boogie” by Kool and the Gang, as the enigmatic self-proclaimed luchador specialist Spanish Fly makes his way to the ring, in the company of his equally mysterious valet, Senorita Lolita.  The fans settle in for what might very well be a contest of non-stop high-flying wrestling sensationalism, until the sounds of “Natural Born Killers” by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hit, causing the fans to repredict the style of the match they are about to witness.  Ignoring the fans completely, the monster known as Trinity stalks to the ring, obviously only aware of the presence of himself, and his opponent…Or his victim, as it probably appears through his perspective, judging by the blank, cold, murderous look in his eyes as he climbs into the ring.

The bell rings and the Spanish Fly charges with blinding speed and slides right through Trinity’s legs, but without even blinking Trinity backpedals rapidly, crushing the Fly into the corner.  Trinity casually strolls towards the center of the ring as the Fly slowly slides painfully down to the mat.  The moment Fly gets to his feet, Trinity pivots on one foot, and rushes in again, but Fly immediately perches himself onto the top turnbuckle, and leaps off in a sunset flip attempt, which Trinity counters by pulling Fly through his legs (an amazing feat of leverage and strategy), lifting him over his head in one fluid motion so dangerous and ominous-looking that it crushes the good spirits of the fans.  Trinity follows through with what he calls the Almighty Sacrifice, and picks up the quick, yet powerful one, two…yes, of course, three!

WINNER:  TRINITY VIA PINFALL AT 3:16

SEGMENT 8:  MATCH 7:  “THE ICEMAN” JASON CALYSTO VS. “THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT” JON DULBERG:

For many fans, the match that is about to ensue consists of the man they came to see.  "Walk" by Pantera hits, and the fans know they are in for a good match, showing sufficient respect to "The Human Highlight" Jon Dulberg, who approaches the ring in dramatic fashion, in the company of his friend Anthony Desio.  It is not he to whom their anticipation belongs, however.  "The End is the Beginning is the End" by the Smashing Pumpkins floods the arena, and a riot ensues in the Hammerstein Ballroom, as the man who many consider to be unquestionably the best overall technical wrestler in PWA, Jason Calysto, makes his way to the ring.  His eyes show the confidence of any man who is about to do what he does best.  Dulberg, however, is not to be underestimated.  Calysto does not underestimate him and the fans do not underestimate him as the bell rings, the crowd settling in to spectate with intensity that might suggest that a chess match was taking place rather than a wrestling match. 

The bell rings and Dulberg raises his hand for a test of strength, and Calysto obliges.  A lengthy struggle ensues with no victor, until an explosion of technical exchanges follows thereafter, revolving primarily around a series of reversed hammerlocks, cradles, and bridge counters.  Calysto decides to truly open things up leveling Dulberg with a spinning heel kick coming off a whip into the ropes.  Calysto covers and only scores a two count.  Getting competitive, Calysto immediately covers again and Dulberg reverses it into a roll up which gets a one count before Calysto reverses it into a roll up of his one, also scoring a one count.  They roll about the ring exchanging breathtaking near falls, and Dulberg is finally about to gain his first true, full advantage of the match, an apparent direct route to victory, when Calysto comes out of nowhere with the icebreaker, and takes no chances with the formidable Dulberg, tightly covering for the one, two, three.

WINNER:  JASON CALYSTO VIA PINFALL AT 11:18

 

SEGMENT 9:  MATCH 8:  MAIN EVENT:  GREG TANTALUS VS. JAGUAR:

The consistent, driving beats of “Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. have the Hammerstein Ballroom jumping, and the competitor for whose entrance the theme signals causes even more of a commotion as he arrives on the ramp, figuratively taking the roof off the arena.  Jaguar is no stranger to New York City, and definitely no stranger to his fans.  He has no shame in enjoying the adulation he receives, absorbing each and every cheer on his way to the ring.  Knowing what to expect, that is, the fact that Jaguar is all business once the bell rings, the crowd settles in for the exciting action that is about to ensue.  “Hey You” by Simon Says hits and the reaction met by Jaguar’s entrance is easily paralleled, as one half of what is arguably the most popular tag team in recent history, TFU, Greg Tantalus approaches the ring, enjoying his fans, but maintaining his focus as usual.

The sound of the bell sets Tantalus off like an uncaged bull, charging Jaguar with a full head of steam.  Jaguar scouts it with a quick clothesline but Tantalus ducks under it, returns, and attempts a flying clothesline of his own which Jaguar ducks.  Immediately upon ducking, Jaguar hits the adjacent ropes as Tantalus hits the opposite, and both return to each other in the center of the ring, making for a double clothesline, which levels both men simultaneously, an amazing opening contact maneuver to start the match off!  Tantalus, having had more momentum, begins to recover first, but Jaguar isn’t far behind, the fans rallying behind both men to get up and begin another brilliant exchange.  Tantalus leaps forward with a desperation elbow but Jaguar catches it with a drop toehold!  Tantalus upon making contact with the canvas grabs the ropes to escape, but Jaguar holds onto his foot and drags him off violently into the air, sending him plummeting onto the middle of the mat! 

Jaguar continues to maintain his grip on Tantalus’s legs, setting him up for a slingshot of some sort, but Tantalus pushes himself off the mat, twists in mid air, and rolls up Jaguar for a sudden one, two, and no!  Jaguar kicks out and begins a relentless assault of various technical maneuvers, all of which Tantalus manages to counter, without doing damage to his opponent.  The crowd eats up this display of technical ability on the part of both men, but Tantalus seems to be done entertaining the fans, as he catches a Jaguar flying tackle in mid air with a dropkick to the gut!  Immediately thereafter he rushes towards the doubled over Jaguar, and sets him up for the falcon arrow!  The fans are going wild, and their excitement escalates as Jaguar kicks furiously, slipping behind Tantalus and quickly applying the Carrjack, square in the middle of the ring!  An atmosphere of disbelief sweeps over the arena, at the apparent clean finality of such an evenly matched contest, as Jaguar covers for the one, two…three?!  Yes, three!  Tantalus immediately recovers following the pin, and points at Jaguar, smiling, as if to say “damn, you got me!”   

WINNER:  JAGUAR VIA PINFALL AT 21:02

 

THE AFTERMATH:

With “Lapdance” blasting over the speakers, Romeo enters the ring to congratulate his partner.  As TFU exits to the backstage area, Jaguar and Romeo play to the crowd, celebrating.  Then, the Hot Boy$ theme, “We on Fire,” explodes onto the speakers, taking the crowd home.



Sun. Aug. 11, 2002 – US Air Arena – Landover, Maryland
SEGMENT 1:  INTRODUCTION:

The crowd settles in at the US Air Arena in Landover, Maryland, where the Progressive Wrestling Alliance is moments away from taking the stage for a house show.  Finally, referee Tom Stevens heads into the ring and ring announcer Lee Palmer grabs a microphone.  Finally, the lights go down and the show begins.

 

SEGMENT 2:  MATCH 1:  SCYTHE VS. RENEGADE:

It appears as if Renegade, the self-proclaimed martial arts aficionado hailing from Willingboro, New Jersey, has lost a few fans here and there since his first appearance, as the reaction he receives on the way to the ring is remarkably diluted.  Moments after he makes it to the ring, it appears that the reaction that meets his opponent has changed just as much as his has.  The only difference, however, is that the reaction that meets the modern day samurai from Simi Valley, California, Scythe, at the sound of his theme: "With You," by Linkin Park, has dramatically escalated since his debut. 

The bell rings and the styles of the two competitors mesh perfectly, falling into the same genre of wrestling arsenals.  Renegade is on the attack from the get-go, undaunted by Scythe's streak of success both with the fans, and the ring.  Renegade's initiative pays off, as he spends most of the early goings of the match bouncing Scythe back and forth across the ring with a series of jump kicks and sweep pinning combinations, which eventually warrant two counts.  The match ends when Renegade attempts a sunset flip, and fails, allowing Scythe to counter with a spinning scissor leg drop of some sort in mid air, directly into a pinning combination for the crowd-pleasing one, two, three.

WINNER:  SCYTHE VIA PINFALL AT 9:04


SEGMENT 3:  MATCH 2:  SPANISH FLY AND JAMES “THE BLIZZARD” PALADINO VS. RICK DELIGHT AND RYAN KNAKAL:

The awkward pair of the Spanish Fly and James "The Blizzard" Paladino awkwardly makes its way to the ring to the sounds of Paladino's theme.  The crowd can't deny the excitement that typically unfolds in the ring when these two are competing in it, so it applauds generously.  They feel no compulsion however, to applaud their opponents, the devious Rick Delight and Ryan "The Boss" Knakal.  Delight and Knakal seem to have no doubt in their ability to win the match as they approach the ring, looking as smug as ever.  Paladino begins the match with Knakal, while Fly and Delight take their places on the apron.

Paladino basically outwrestles Knakal to the point at which Knakal must tag in Delight.  Delight's power eventually gets the best of Paladino, prompting him to tag in his partner, who is one of the few PWA superstars who are as fast as or faster than The Blizzard himself.  Fly lives up to his name, flipping an alarmed Delight all over the ring with a series of moves that seem to generally defy gravity, dazzling the capacity crowd.  Match ends when a ref-restricted Paladino is powerless to prevent a double team maneuver on the part of his opponents, delivered to the Spanish Fly.  The ref turns around just in time to make the cover, one, two…indeed, three.

WINNERS:  RICK DELIGHT AND RYAN KNAKAL AT 8:24

SEGMENT 4:  MATCH 3:  CHAD HASTY VS. NORM THE PIZZAMAN:

Boos resonate throughout the arena so intensely that the vibrations are probably of strong enough frequency to attract a swarm of killer bees, as Norm the Pizzaman lumbers to the ring, a hint of malice in his eyes.  His theme, "Black and White" by Static-X, does not help the fans to his favor, either.  Of course, Norm does not care.  "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen follows as soon as Norm enters the ring, prompting Courageous Chad Hasty to reluctantly approach the squared circle.  Unlike Norm, Hasty isn't remotely aggressive in…well, anything, and his appearance warrants a reaction of confusion from the fans. 

Hasty is barely in the ring before Norm attacks, thrust his knee repeatedly into Hasty's gut.  Norm's early advantage allows him to dominate the better part of the match, and his ruthlessness is so unbridled that the crowd finds it necessary to side with the underdogging Hasty.  Finally, Norm decides to clinch his first victory in PWA, and hits his extra cheese top rope bulldog finishing maneuver.  Hasty however, counters by launching his heavier opponent forward.  Norm lands, turns around, and receives a quick Hastyplex!  Instead of covering however, Hasty hops over the top rope in one fluid motion, completely disregarding the ref, and subsequently the fans as he retreats back up the ramp to the backstage area.  The ref counts to ten and the bell rings in the favor of Norm's count out victory.

WINNER:  NORM THE PIZZAMAN VIA COUNT-OUT AT 6:31

 

SEGMENT 5:  MATCH 4:  “THE ICEMAN” JASON CALYSTO VS. LOKI:

It is nothing remarkable, especially under the particular circumstances of this match, that the sounds of "Testify" by Rage Against the Machine continue to elicit the crowd's deepest contempt.  Loki approaches the ring with a look on his face that suggests he is superior to everyone else in the arena; that he knows something everyone doesn't.  The fans can only wonder if he knows, however, what he's up against, as the wildest positive reaction and "The End is the Beginning is the End" by the Smashing Pumpkins follow the man who is perhaps the most celebrated technical wrestler in PWA, Jason Calysto, to the ring. 

Loki raises his hand for a test of strength with Calysto, and Calysto looks around at the crowd for approval before obliging.  The larger Loki rather quickly overpowers Calysto, nearly pressing his arms all the backward down to the mat, causing the fans to gasp in surprise.  They quickly rally behind the struggling Calysto however, as he slowly, steadily begins to rise from the mat and come back!  Calysto stunningly manages to bring the match back to where it started.  Loki and Calysto continue to struggle, before Calysto gains a slight advantage, pressing Loki backward!  Immediately Loki destroys the integrity of the contest by kneeing Calysto in the face. 

Loki leaps forward with a tackle to capitalize on the reeling Calysto, whose hand is firmly nursing the area around his left eyebrow.  Calysto immediately catches him with the crossface, but Loki quickly struggles out, making a roller coaster out of the crowd's emotions.  Newcomer Loki holds his own for the remainder of the match with one of the all-time greats, uncharacteristically leaving no room for his usual arrogant and cocky antics in the ring.  However, Calysto still seems as if he knows exactly what he's doing at all times.  Loki attempts the morning star at one point, prompting the fans to gasp, but Calysto expectedly slips behind Loki, before swiftly delivering a mafia kick that would've taken Loki's head off.  Loki instead managed to duck the kick and attempt a kick of his own, the atheist, before Calysto catches his foot, spins him around, and deftly locks on the crossface in one fluid motion.  Loki taps moments after the move is completely applied, and nothing can be taken away from either man. 

WINNER:  JASON CALYSTO VIA SUBMISSION AT 13:14

 

-- 15-MINUTE INTERMISSION --

SEGMENT 6:  MATCH 5:  TRINITY VS. THE CHOCOLATE WONDER:

The crowd feels uncomfortable continuously following the back-to-back entrances of the likes of Trinity, and the Chocolate Wonder, who is of course in the company of his manager Willie.  Both competitors come off as extremely disturbing individuals, but in different ways.  Chocolate Wonder is disturbing in a confusing, yet somewhat entertaining way.  Trinity however causes an intangible feeling of easiness so thick that it isn't at all easily discernible from pure terror.  Wonder enters first, and Wonder's impressive size is the only factor preventing the fans from perceiving him as a lamb being led out to slaughter. 

Wonder wastes no time viciously assaulting his opponent before he can barely get into the ring.  Wonder's blows only seem to hold Trinity in place between the ropes, not actually hurting him at all.  Finally, Wonder gives up on stationary tactics, hits the opposite ropes, and attempts to dropkick Trinity back out of the ring with the momentum of his entire body.  However, by the time Wonder returns, Trinity is already waiting for him in the middle of the ring with a devastating big boot.  He picks up Wonder, whips him into the ropes, and Wonder reverses.  Willie attempts to trip Trinity on his way into the ropes, but Trinity's mass and momentum is so much that Willie crashes backwards into the guardrail.  Trinity catches an incoming Wonder with the almighty sacrifice and the ref counts one, two, three.

WINNER:  TRINITY VIA PINFALL AT 4:34


SEGMENT 7:  MATCH 6:  GI JEW AND SPEED DEMON VS. KERRY COX AND JON DULBERG:

Speed Demon and G. I. Jew, two superstars who have only the crowd's distaste for them in common, experience that distaste first hand as they emerge from behind the curtain to Speed Demon's theme, "Coma" by Guns N’ Roses.  Their opponents however, separately get to enjoy the adulation of the fans, as hardcore icon Kerry Cox makes his usual entrance to "War Machine" by Kiss, shortly thereafter followed by "The Human Highlight" Jon Dulberg who marches to the beat of "Walk" by Pantera.  Jew and Dulberg begin the match and Dulberg's veteran prowess allows him to take an immediate, but not dominant opening advantage.

By the time Jew tags in Speed Demon, which warrants a considerably incredible pop from the fans, Dulberg is still rather fresh.  The two competitors go at it like never before, all of Demon's physical advantages perfectly counterbalancing those of Dulberg.  Both competitors acknowledge this stalemate and tag back in their partners.  Once again, Jew is the victim of inexperience, suffering a variety of Cox's old tricks.  Eventually Demon and Dulberg feel the urge to collide again, and they do, plunging the match into chaos as a frustrated Jew manages to clobber Cox over the top of the skull with a chair, unbeknownst the ref.  Demon and Dulberg, brawling into the crowd, could care less as Jew scores the vengeful one, two…three over his most recent adversary.

WINNERS:  GI JEW AND SPEED DEMON VIA PINFALL AT 11:42

SEGMENT 8:  MATCH 7:  TFU (MIKE GRIFFIN AND GREG TANTALUS) VS. THE DOUBLE D’S (DAREDEVYL AND DIABETES DUDE):

Nostalgia sweeps over each and every PWA fan sitting in the arena, as two teams make their respective entrances.  First, the thus far dominant team of Diabetes Dude and DareDevyl, collectively known as the Double D's, come out to "Now You're a Man" by DVDA, eliciting a mixed but nonetheless strong reaction to the crowd; the Double D's, despite their questionable integrity in the ring, have developed something of a cult following.  There is nothing cult, however, about the following of their opponents.  "Blister" by Simon Says explodes over the speakers and a "TFU" chant immediately escalates to deafening volumes.

Of course, a "TFU" chant had been breaking out even when the Double D's made their entrance, not to disrespect the Double D's, but to celebrate who they once were…  Regardless, Mike Griffin begins the match with DareDevyl, a man who has yet to show any sign of a weakness in PWA competition. 
Griffin however, immediately finds that weakness, going straight to work on the big man's legs, chopping them down as if they were trees.  Their exchanges become a little lengthy, and DareDevyl cannot believe Griffin's ability to manipulate his own size.  DareDevyl tagsin Diabetes Dude, and the exchange between he and Griffin is among the most brilliant ever witnessed a PWA ring. 

Griffin manages to lock on the multiple German suplexes, but before he can hit the third, DareDevyl storms the ring and obliterates Griffin with his kanyption TKO finisher.  The ref chastises DareDevyl out of the ring, and both men are twitching on the mat.  Both men eventually begin to crawl to their corners, before respectively making the hot tags to their partners.  Tantalus wrestles circles around DareDevyl, and DareDevyl's power advantage only manages to work against him, as Tantalus eventually out-leverages his opponent; DareDevyl attempts his kanyption finisher, but Tantalus reverses it into the vertebreaker.  Diabetes Dude rushes into break up the subsequent count but Griffin is there with a swift spear to allow the one, two…yes, three.

WINNERS:  TFU VIA PINFALL AT 13:40

 

SEGMENT 9:  MATCH 8:  MAIN EVENT:  SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN VS. JAGUAR:

The arena erupts into an almost festive, party-like atmosphere as "Lap Dance" by N.E.R.D. hits, prompting the PWA faithful to animatedly celebrate the arrival of one of its most entertaining stalwarts, and also one of its most dangerous competitors, Jaguar.  Jaguar in the company of his Hot Boy$ teammate, Romeo, is one half of tonight's main event.  Some fans reasonably assume that Jaguar's opponent however, is so formidable, that the accompaniment of his tag team partner might actually be required.  "The Imperial March" lumbers over the speakers, allowing the entrance of the incomparable Superstar Scott Hosemann.  Alongside a very select few other PWA superstars, Hosemann is a top pick as the first PWA world heavyweight champion.  The appearance of his manager Jerry Georgatos alongside of him affirms the necessity of Romeo at ringside.

Once the actual match gets underway though, the presence of everyone outside the ring, save the fans, becomes quickly insignificant.  Jaguar and Hosemann stupefy the capacity crowd with an explosive opening exchange of technical reversals, and exquisite demonstrations of strength and precision.  It culminates with the first definite advantage of the match, and the crowd is enthralled: Jaguar hits a tremendous DDT square in the middle of the ring, so sharp and impactful that the crowd gasps before cheering with appreciation.  Jaguar makes no hesitation to make a cover, and he quite reasonably gets a one, two…so close to three but not quite!  Hosemann quickly recovers from the maneuver by countering a Jaguar leaping sidekick by ducking under and hitting a stiff neckbreaker.  Hosemann immediately pins after this move and gets a breathtaking near fall similar to that produced by Jaguar's DDT.

Unfolding with exchange after exchange, each man trading advantages with disturbing evenness, it seems as if it's anybody's game.  Hosemann goes for the stunner twice throughout these exchanges, and both times Jaguar thwarts them, actually taking out Hosemann's manager Jerry Georgatos (who leapt up onto the apron) on the second counter.  Jaguar hits the reverse death valley driver at some point, and the ref finally counts one, two…Hosemann kicks out, and if it were almost anybody else kicking out, it would've been a dramatic surprise.  Georgatos comes to, and attempts to catch Jaguar's head on the top rope, on a whip by Hosemann, but Romeo is there to thwart him by reverse death valley driving him right off the apron and through the announce table.  This distracts both wrestlers in the ring, but Jaguar's jubilance is ended by a sudden, opportunistic superstar stunner.  The ref covers, and the match has been so intense, so back-and-forth, that there is some glimmer of hope that Jaguar has enough adrenaline left in him to escape the one, two…no, three! 

WINNER:  SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN VIA PINFALL AT 21:16

 

THE AFTERMATH:

Hosemann wins the match, but his celebration is short lived as Romeo avenges his partner's loss, clearing the ring of Hosemann and raising Jaguar's hand high for a hard-fought contest.  “We on Fire” then hits and the Hot Boy$ entertain the crowd as the show comes to a close.


Sun. Aug. 18, 2002New Haven Coliseum – New Haven, Connecticut
SEGMENT 1:  INTRODUCTION:

The crowd settles in at the New Haven Coliseum in New Haven, Connecticut, where the Progressive Wrestling Alliance is moments away from taking the stage for a house show.  Finally, referee Tom Stevens heads into the ring and ring announcer Lee Palmer grabs a microphone.  Finally, the lights go down and the show begins.

 

SEGMENT 2:  MATCH 1:  THE CHOCOLATE WONDER VS. SPANISH FLY:

The usual Latino party atmosphere envelopes the mood of the crowd at the sounds of "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang, prompting the arrival of the charismatic Spanish Fly, in the company of his valet Senorita Lolita.  Spanish Fly is grateful for the enthusiastically positive reaction he receives this time around, although it may have something to do with the identity of his opponent.  With that, "Candy" by Foxy Brown hits, and the bizarre Chocolate Wonder makes his way to the ring in the company of his equally bizarre manager, Willie.  It's safe to say that the fans feel nothing less than disposal towards him. 

The bell rings and Spanish Fly is bouncing about, looking for an opening in the hidden defense of his stationary opponent.  Fly attacks, and Wonder is ready, ducking and allowing Fly to leapfrog over him.  Fly returns and takes a quick advantage with a flipping snap mare of sorts, and for most of the remainder of the match proceeds to dazzle the crowd, both managers, and especially his opponent with his arsenal of high-flying maneuvers.  Fly looks so momentous and threatening in his work that Willie dare not interrupt, feeling as if it would be like sticking one's finger in a motorized fan if he was to.  So instead, he harasses Senorita Lolita, which distracts Fly long enough for him to turn around into Chocolate Wonder's sweetness, for the unjust one, two…yes, three.

WINNER:  THE CHOCOLATE WONDER VIA PINFALL AT 7:19


SEGMENT 3:  MATCH 2:  RENEGADE VS.
CHAD HASTY:

A raucous positive reaction meets the tune of "Another One Bites the Dust," as an increasingly confident Chad Hasty steps out onto the ramp.  He actually demonstrates visible admiration for the reaction he receives, gradually acknowledging the fans, in an extremely mild-mannered fashion.  The boos that his opponent, the Renegade, have had to become accustomed to, continue as he approaches the ring to Nelly's "Pimp Juice."  He attempts to remain as indifferent as possible to the fans, but eventually resorts to thrusting rejecting chops at them.  When the bell rings a "Hasty" chant immediately begins, which is immediately cut off.

Renegade finally manages to hit Hasty with his opening windmill kick and the effects are devastating, silencing the crowd.  Renegade immediately covers and the fans gasp in shock at how quickly their hero here may have been vanquished, one, two…no, Hasty kicks out at the last second!  Not taking any chances, Renegade immediately capitalizes and begins a martial arts assault on his opponent.  Hasty eventually counters, pleasing his fans, but Renegade manages to repeatedly come back and regain the advantage.  Renegade attempts a flying scissors kick and Hasty catches his leg in mid-air, before sucking it in for a huge fisherman's DDT!  Renegade seems out cold, which means it may finally be time for Hasty to KEEP his advantage, but no!  Hasty exits the ring, looking frustrated, procures a chair, and bludgeons the fallen Renegade with it, causing the bell to ring for the DQ!  Disappointing his loyal cult following once again, Hasty leaves the ring looking dejected.

WINNER:  RENEGADE VIA DISQUALIFICATION AT 6:23

SEGMENT 4:  MATCH 3:  THE MACHINE VS. ANTHONY DESIO:

The entrances do not matter, as the match that follows them is barely as short.  Anthony Desio's decision to break away from his rather successful associate, "The Human Highlight" Jon Dulberg, is severely questioned as The Machine follows him to the ring.  The bell rings and Desio knows exactly what he's in for, immediately making the match a game of cat and mouse.  Machine chases Desio around the ring, Desio slides out of it, circles the ring, returns to the ring, and baseball slides Machine in the face as he attempts to follow him back inside.  Machine reels back and the crowd gasps, as Machine quickly recovers, leaps onto the apron, and then over the rope in two bounds.  Desio, a little more confident having scored the first offense, remains as Machine simply decimates him, before covering for the obvious one, two…of course, three.

WINNER:  THE MACHINE VIA PINFALL AT 2:08

 

SEGMENT 5:  MATCH 4:  LOKI VS. SCYTHE:

A standing ovation, the first of the night thus far, meets the man who is perhaps the most significant up-and-coming crowd favorite in PWA, the modern day samurai Scythe, who makes his way to the ring to the sounds of "With You" by Linkin Park, as usual.  What follows is the entrance of his undeniable archrival, the demonic and dangerous Loki.  His attitude remains cocky, completely snubbing off the crowd, which regards him with unadulterated malice, all of which is deserved considering his recent behavior.  "Testify" by Rage Against the Machine fades out as he enters the ring, and the bell rings quickly thereafter.  

The bell has barely stopped resonating and Loki is freshly, brutally on the attack, painfully and violently muscling Scythe into the corner, much to the distaste of the crowd.  Scythe reverses however, and begins to bombard Loki into the same corner with a series of standing sidekicks, which culminates in a leaping roundhouse that swipes across Loki's face like a windshield wiper.  Scythe jumps backward into a samurai pose that delights the crowd, leaving room for Loki to fall flat on his face before him, in a dizzied stupor.  Loki slowly makes it to his hands and knees, and Scythe remains frozen in his position. 

Loki gets to one knee and Scythe swiftly swoops in for a capitalizing attack, but Loki catches his leg, before quickly standing up, roaring triumphantly as he charges across the ring and tosses Scythe clear out of the ring by that one leg, causing the crowd to gasp at the display of strength.  Scythe hits the barricade on the outside head first, and is knocked silly.  Loki plays to the crowd into the ring, mocking Scythe's samurai pose.  The fans roar in a frenzy of rage as, from the crowd, Trinity begins to lean over the barricade and maul Scythe! 

He rolls Scythe back in the ring and Loki immediately covers, the fans in a riot of violation as the ref counts one, two…no!  Scythe kicks out at the last possible instant, springs to his feet, and begins to lace into Loki with a series of chops!  He has Loki on the ropes, and whips him towards the opposite ropes but Loki reverses it, sending Scythe towards the apron, on which a menacing Trinity is now standing!  Scythe stops short, grabs Trinity's head, and snaps it down on the top rope, sending him flying off the apron!  The fans are on their feet for this, but are immediately grounded again as he turns around however and walks right into Loki's morning star, for the one, two…three!

WINNER:  LOKI VIA PINFALL AT 14:19

 

-- 15-MINUTE INTERMISSION --

SEGMENT 6:  MATCH 5:  JAMES “THE BLIZZARD” PALADINO VS. NORM THE PIZZAMAN:

It seems that there are enough boos to accommodate the rest of the entire night, when Norm the Pizzaman emerges from behind the curtain in the company of his manager Al, to the sounds of "Black and White" by Static-X.  His opponent receives an extremely generous pop, getting ready for action to Pantera's "Cowboys from Hell."  James "The Blizzard" Paladino continues to demonstrate that he is fan friendly, despite his aggressive arrogance in the ring.  The bell rings, and Paladino seems to be in no hurry to take his usual quick action, underestimating the large and husky Norm's agility.

However, Norm manages to splash Paladino into the corner in one single bound from halfway across the ring.  He turns around and proceeds to flatten Paladino into the turnbuckles using a gyrating butt-squash maneuver.  Norm casually strolls out of the corner as Paladino collapses, gasping for air.  As usual, Norm from here proceeds to pick apart his opponent, power-move by power-move.  Until Paladino mounts a comeback, prompting manager Al to get involved.  As usual, Al messes things up, holding Paladino against the ropes on the apron, allowing Norm to attempt Paladino's own blizzard kick, which Paladino ducks, causing Norm to level Al in shock, before turning around to receive the REAL Blizzard Kick, for the crowd-pleasing one, two…three.

WINNER:  JAMES PALADINO VIA PINFALL AT 8:01


SEGMENT 7:  MATCH 6:  THE DOUBLE D’S (DAREDEVYL AND DIABETES DUDE) VS. THE HOT BOY$ (JAGUAR AND ROMEO):

The Double D's have developed a cult following among the PWA faithful, although most casual fans have trouble cheering them due to their opponents, who are often the likes of greats like TFU and the Hot Boy$.  In this case, it's the Hot Boy$.  They make their way to the ring to "We On Fire" as usual, and they receive the most extravagant positive crowd reaction of the night thus far.  With no personal animosity between either team, Diabetes Dude begins the match against Romeo, with Jaguar and DareDevyl taking their places on the apron.

Romeo takes the early advantage, luckily managing to ground Diabetes Dude with a couple of power moves followed by tight mat holds.  Dude begins to power out of the hold, but Romeo counters this by immediately whipping Dude into the ropes.  Dude returns with a huge swinging neck breaker on Romeo, and crawls over to his corner before Romeo can recover, tagging his partner DareDevylDareDevyl is ready to go, and begins a brutal capitalization on Romeo that warrants a negative reaction from the crowd.  Romeo begins to rally back however, sliding through DareDevyl's legs and performing various quick roll-ups, all of which get close two counts. 

Romeo attempts to set up DareDevyl for the reverse death valley driver, but DareDevyl simply crushes him downward into bulldog.  DareDevyl whips Romeo into his corner, where he suddenly tags his partner Jaguar.  Jaguar is on fire, as his theme entails, leveling DareDevyl with a flying clothesline, before catching the incoming Diabetes Dude with a back body drop.  He attempts to catch DareDevyl with the reverse death valley driver that had been previously attempted by Romeo.  He gets him up, but DareDevyl's weight causes Jaguar to lose balance, teeter off to the side, and inadvertently drop DareDevyl right out of the ring! 

Diabetes Dude comes up from behind Jaguar and attempts a back suplex, but Jaguar rolls backward behind him onto his feet, and immediately tags Romeo, before setting up Dude for the Doomsday Device!  Romeo covers Dude as DareDevyl drags Jaguar out of the ring by his legs and proceeds to pummel him into oblivion, the ref back in the ring counting one, two…indeed, three!  An amazing and hard-fought victory for the Hot Boy$!

WINNERS:  THE HOT BOY$ VIA PINFALL AT 8:13

SEGMENT 8:  MATCH 7:  TFU (MIKE GRIFFIN AND GREG TANTALUS) VS. RICK DELIGHT AND RYAN “THE BOSS” KNAKAL:

Rick Delight and Ryan "The Boss" Knakal come out and nobody cares.  The only crowd reaction is to their theme, "Going Back to Cali," by Notorious B. I. G., which prompts some of the rap fans in the PWA crowd to feel saddened for the loss of B. I. G., and they pour some for their dead homie.  They forget all about rap in general however, as "Blister" by Simon Says hits, signaling the arrival of the (arguably) most successful and popular tag team in recent memory, "The Impulse" Mike Griffin, and Greg Tantalus, TFU. 

Griffin and Tantalus never let the crowd down with their entrance, enjoying their pop to the fullest.  However, once they get in the ring, they behave as if it is just another day at work.  Griffin starts off the match with Delight, and attempts to engage him in a technical contest, but Delight will have none of it, frustratingly resorting to brawling before too long.  Griffin responds by brawling back viciously, which prompts a raucous reaction from the crowd, before tagging in Tantalus.  Tantalus dances around Delight then hits him with the falcon arrow, before doing nothing, allowing Delight an eternity to recover, before tagging in Knakal. 

Knakal is fresh, rushing Tantalus, who catches him with a drop toehold.  Tantalus goes to work on Knakal, until Knakal manages to reverse a Tantalus back body drop into his boss bomb, which in mid air Tantalus reverses into a victory roll, which Knakal manages to kick out of at two.  Tantalus whips Knakal into the corner, tags
Griffin, and they decide to call it a day, hitting the hart attack.  The move seems to be what the fans came to see, as they give it a standing ovation as Griffin covers, Tantalus thwarting an incoming Delight with a leaping side kick, for the one, two, three.

WINNERS:  TFU VIA PINFALL AT 9:42

 

SEGMENT 9:  MATCH 8:  MAIN EVENT:  SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN, SPEED DEMON, AND GI JEW VS. JASON CALYSTO, JON DULBERG, AND KERRY COX:

The successive entrances of one half of tonight's main event play out in an escalating crescendo of negativity, the boos of the crowd increasing in their intensity as G. I. Jew gets himself to the ring to "Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica, followed by Speed Demon coming out to "Coma" by Guns 'N Roses, and finally, Superstar Scott Hosemann to "The Imperial March."  The reaction to Hosemann's entrance in particular makes him seem iconic, like a superstar indeed. 

All three men wait in the ring for their opponents, for about a moment, until "War Machine" hits, allowing hardcore icon Kerry Cox to arrive.  He stops at the bottom of the ramp, demonstrating his veteran intelligence.  Next is "The Human Highlight" Jon Dulberg, entering to "Walk" by Pantera, the crowd reaction increasingly positive.  Finally, the sounds of the Smashing Pumpkins accompany world title contender favorite Jason Calysto to join his teammates at the bottom of the ramp.  He receives the loudest pop of the night. 

The three look at each other, look up at their opponents, and rush the ring, each attacking his rival in a chaotic melee, the likes of which leave the ref powerless.  The ref however, is the only soul in the whole arena not approving of what is going on inside and around the ring.  The fans are on their feet rallying behind their favorites, and finally, their greatest wish here is granted, as Calysto and Hosemann are left dizzying each other with technical prowess in the middle of the ring, finally allowing the bell to ring to officially start the match. 

By the time everyone else involved with the match has taken their proper places on the apron, Calysto and Hosemann are already rapidly approaching an advantageous climax to their exchange, with Hosemann stunningly winning out with a huge spinebuster.  He covers for the one, two…yeah right.  The fans aren't even surprised slightly at Calysto's escape.  Hosemann attempts to quickly capitalize with a stunner out of nowhere, but Calysto counters with a quick reverse DDT, before tagging in Cox.  Cox and Hosemann are no strangers to each other, and the crowd acknowledges this by popping dramatically in response the violent brawl that ensues between the two former associates.  Cox attempts his Coxsucker DDT but it's reversed into a bridged northern lights suplex, Hosemann clinching sharply for the one, two…no!  Cox bridges out of it! 

Hosemann mid bridge tags in G. I. Jew, who whips Cox into the corner.  Jew charges Cox, but Cox stuffs him in the mouth with a huge boot, before tagging in Dulberg.  Dulberg gets in the ring and immediately sets Jew up for the play of the day, but Speed Demon rushes in and hits Dulberg with his shadow of the night double-armed DDT!  The ref hustles Demon back out of the ring, and Jew groggily covers Dulberg just in time for the ref to turn around, Demon already celebrating the one, two…Dulberg kicks out, driving the fans absolutely bananas with excitement! 

Demon is now begging for the tag, and Jew obliges.  Demon immediately begins to brutalize Dulberg eliciting solid boos from the crowd.  Demon scoops up Dulberg for the demonizer but Dulberg slips behind him and once again sets up for the play of the day! 

This time however both Hosemann and Jew rush in to thwart him, prompting Calysto and Cox to also enter the ring!  In the confusion Dulberg tags in Calysto, and a chaotic melee much like the one that began the match ensues again!  Everyone is battling someone who is not his rival, and the dust clears to find Speed Demon tapping to Calysto's crossface in the middle of the ring!  The ref calls for the bell and the fans are ecstatic but the chaos continues long thereafter.

WINNERS:  JASON CALYSTO, JON DULBERG, AND KERRY COX VIA SUBMISSION AT 20:13

 

THE AFTERMATH:

The brawling continues, with Calysto, Dulberg, and Cox eventually clearing the ring of their three adversaries.  The Smashing Pumpkins’ “The End is the Beginning is the End” blasts over the speakers as the fans cheer loudly, exiting the New Haven Coliseum happily, in favor of Jason Calysto, Jon Dulberg, and Kerry Cox, tonight’s victors.



Sun. Aug. 25, 2002Providence Civic Center – Providence, Rhode Island
SEGMENT 1:  INTRODUCTION:

The crowd settles in at the Providence Civic Center in Providence, Rhode Island, where the Progressive Wrestling Alliance is moments away from taking the stage for a house show.  Finally, referee Tom Stevens heads into the ring and ring announcer Lee Palmer grabs a microphone.  Finally, the lights go down and the show begins.

 

SEGMENT 2:  MATCH 1:  THE DOUBLE D’S VS. SPANISH FLY AND JAMES PALADINO:

There is actually a considerably strong pop for the arrival of The Double D’s, who are probably the most successful fresh tag team in PWA thus far.  They come out to “Now You’re a Man” by DVDA as usual, and acknowledge the approval of the fans as their opponents make their entrances.  The Spanish Fly emerges with his valet and receives a decent reaction, waiting at the bottom of the ramp for his partner, definitely not foolish enough to get in the ring with the wily team alone.  James “The Blizzard” Paladino is that partner, and the success of his reaction almost equals that of his opponents.

Diabetes Dude starts off with Paladino and the makings of a high-octane feud between the two continue from their PWA debut, in which they squared off against each other in PWA’s first-ever sanctioned match.  Unlike in that first match however, Paladino gains the advantage here, until a defeated Dude tags in DareDevylDareDevyl proceeds to overwhelm Paladino with his power until Spanish Fly is tagged in.  Paladino hopes that the faster Fly is enough to blind the hulking DareDevyl with his speed, but the intelligent DareDevyl manages to tag in the much faster Diabetes Dude and hit the Double D’s booby tassel finisher for the one, two, three.

WINNERS:  THE DOUBLE D’S VIA PINFALL AT 8:26


SEGMENT 3:  MATCH 2:  GI JEW VS.
CHAD HASTY:

G. I. Jew comes out to “Don’t Tread On Me” by Metallica, and his entrance is standard.  Jew appears.  Crowd boos Jew within in an inch of his life.  Jew resents the crowd and accuses them of being insolent among other less repeatable terms.  The reaction that meets him is inverted upon his opponent’s entrance, as Chad Hasty makes his way to the ring to meet Jew, Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” playing him to the ring.  He is fresh off his first true victory ever, and his fan base, which is growing beyond cult status, is hoping for another.

Hasty arrives in the ring and Jew’s immediate attack on him prompts the sound of the bell.  Jew is merciless, repeatedly leveling Hasty to the mat with overhead axe handles.  Hasty counters by snapping out of the flurry and hitting a huge, crushing sidewalk slam in the middle of the ring, before covering for a two count.  The fans were hoping for a quick upset but Jew is not so easily defeated.  A series of rapid-fire technical exchanges ensues, consisting of both competitors bouncing off the ropes frequently.  Out of nowhere, Jew catches Hasty with the gore coming off the ropes, and covers.  The crowd cannot believe the simplicity of the one, two, three

WINNER:  GI JEW VIA PINFALL AT 7:34

SEGMENT 4:  MATCH 3:  JON DULBERG AND “THE FLYING TERRIER” STEVE BEOVICH VS. RICK DELIGHT AND RYAN KNAKAL:

For the second house show in a row, the deadbeat Rick Delight and his partner Ryan “The Boss” Knakal come out to almost no reaction, save for a mournful sentiment from the crowd, due to their theme, which is performed by the late great Notorious BIG.  “Walk” by Pantera hits shortly thereafter, and cheers worthy of a true main eventer meet top international title contender, “The Human Highlight” Jon Dulberg as he arrives at the ring in the company of his partner, the debuting “Flying Terrier,” Steve Beovich.  Beovich and Dulberg exchange glances of acknowledgement, before rushing the ring.

The bell rings immediately as Dulberg and Delight spill onto the outside, leaving Beovich and Knakal in the ring.  Beovich makes an incredibly strong showing in his debut here, leaving the crowd breathless with constant reminders of his legitimate NCAA amateur wrestling aspirations.  Knakal is so dizzied by Beovich’s techniques, that he confusedly attempts to tag in Dulberg, who is his opponent.  Dulberg responds by tagging himself in, before tossing Knakal into the opposite corner.  Dulberg charges with a full head of steam and Knakal ducks swiftly, causing Dulberg to make punishing impact with the turnbuckle.  Knakal tags in Delight, who proceeds to maul Dulberg, until he is countered by Dulberg’s Play of the Day for the quick out of nowhere one, two, three.

WINNERS:  JON DULBERG AND STEVE BEOVICH AT 7:24

 

SEGMENT 5:  MATCH 4:  THE MACHINE VS. TRINITY:

Two dark shadows overwhelm the capacity crowd, one right after the other, as The Machine, and Trinity make their respective entrances, surprising the fans with a contest that seems the caliber of an only pay per view engagement.  The crowd does not know what to make of the arrival of either man, as both intimidating to the point of fright, but they do know that Trinity is pure evil.  Naturally getting behind Machine in the early goings of the match following the bell, the fans are shocked and appalled at the seemingly invincible Machine’s ability to handle Trinity’s raw and uncontrollable aggression. 

Machine undoubtedly has the strength advantage, obliterating Trinity to the delight of the crowd, every time the opportunity arises for him to counter with a power move or some other sort of leverage maneuver.  Maneuvers are eventually thrown out the window however, as an apparently bloodthirsty crowd erupts when the competition explodes into a brutal, violent brawl.  The battle spills out onto the outside and travels up the entrance ramp, where Machine finally manages to bust open Trinity and dizzy him for the first established advantage of the match. 

At this point Trinity’s stable mate Loki rushes out to assault the Machine, but his rival Scythe is right behind him, deterring him with an attempt at an inverse DDT!  Loki however reverses it into the morning star, drilling Scythe into the stage!  Meanwhile, Machine and Trinity continue to chaotically pummel each other through the crowd, and the ref throws the match out the window, ringing the bell and calling for a no contest. 

WINNER:  NO-CONTEST AT 13:40

 

-- 15-MINUTE INTERMISSION --

SEGMENT 6:  MATCH 5:  RENEGADE AND CHOCOLATE WONDER VS. NORM THE PIZZAMAN AND TRAIN:

Renegade and The Chocolate Wonder make separate, equally derided entrances, dampening the mood of the crowd with their disturbing and irritating presences.  Chocolate Wonder is of course in the company of his manager Willie, but the negative reaction they receive is nothing compared to that of their opponents.  “Black and White” by Static-X hits, prompting the arrival of Norm the Pizzaman, who is in the company of his manager Al as usual, and his partner, the mysterious debuting Train.  Train looks extremely formidable, making his partner look comical and illegitimate in comparison.  In fact, once the bell rings, the fans begin to cheer Train.

Train starts off the match and manages to tear through every attack that comes his way, countering with only the most devastating, unique, and innovative power moves.  He dominates Renegade mercilessly, until Renegade manages to level him with a quick spinning heel kick off the ropes, after which he desperately tags in Wonder.  Wonder doesn’t fair much better against Train, taking an early advantage, but eventually falling victim to Train’s remarkable endurance and strength. 

Wonder attempts the sweetness, but Train’s weight allows him to back roll over it, and kick Wonder in the gut, before obliterating him with his jackknife powerbomb, which he calls The End of the Line.  Train is about to cover when Norm is leaning over the ropes, demanding a tag.  Train looks around at the crowd, which boos vehemently, but he simply shrugs and tags in Norm.  Norm drops a huge splash on Wonder, but Wonder moves out of the way before rolling the stunned Norm into a quick small package for the one two three!  Train is infuriated and mule kicks Norm to the delight of the crowd, as Wonder and Renegade begrudgingly exit, barely savoring their victory. 

WINNERS:  RENEGADE AND CHOCOLATE WONDER VIA PINFALL AT 6:54


SEGMENT 7:  MATCH 6:  SCYTHE VS. LOKI:

The modern samurai Scythe has been making his bushido ancestors proud since his arrival in PWA, a sensation in every sense of the word.  Linkin Park’s “With You” takes him to the ring, and the intense expression of support and approval demonstrated by the capacity crowd does as well.  His opponent is not so lucky when it comes to fan base, but this is deserved, and he does not care either way.  The unarguably dangerous Loki menacingly marches down the ramp as “Testify” by Rage Against the Machine blares over the arena speakers.  Once inside the ring, he advances Scythe.

Sensing an outbreak of violence, the ref calls for the bell immediately, just as Loki and Scythe come to their first blows.  It is an eternal fist fight that culminates in Scythe getting the upper hand with a quick throat thrust, at least temporarily.  Loki counters with a devastating knee to the gut, and proceeds to dominate the remainder of the match.  Scythe is never to be counted out though, his fans refuse to.  Loki makes a fatal mistake by attempting a superplex, which takes Scythe to the air: a place he in which he is proficient.  Scythe counters with chops to the ribs, before shoving Loki off the turnbuckle, and hitting the Diving Blade for the upset, crowd-pleasing one two three. 

WINNER:  SCYTHE AT 9:18

SEGMENT 8:  MATCH 7:  SPEED DEMON VS. KERRY COX:

Kerry Cox has walked down entrance ramps just like the one he walks down before the capacity crowd tonight, for almost half his life.  But never has he received more positive reaction, more respect than he does now, as PWA’s resident hardcore icon, as he approaches the ring to the sounds of “War Machine” by KISS.  His opponent, the rookie sensation that everybody loves to hate, Speed Demon, does not live up to his name, slowly stalking down the ramp to “A Violent Reaction” by American Head Charge.  The slowness of his step is clearly meant to intimidate Cox, and not demonstrate reluctance.

Once the bell rings though, Cox is reminded exactly why his opponent is called Speed Demon, as he sees his opponent in front of him, and then the ceiling of the arena, without knowing what happened in between.  Cox has been everywhere, and seen it all however, and he doesn’t let Demon’s tricks wear him down for even a moment.  He stays on the defense, narrowly blocking and ducking and reversing everything Demon attempts to hit him with, before finally managing to counter with a kick to the gut, setting up to the Coxsucker DDT!  But G. I. Jew comes out of nowhere, trips Cox from outside the ring, and allows him to stumble into Demon’s demonizer for the one, two, three!

WINNER:  SPEED DEMON AT 8:41

 

SEGMENT 9:  MATCH 8:  MAIN EVENT:  TFU AND SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN VS. THE HOT BOY$ AND THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO:

“The Imperial March” hits, and the unique reaction of regretful respect elicited by the crowd can only indicate the arrival of top world title contender Scott Hosemann, and his manager Jerry Georgatos.  He has about the best teammates a competitor could ask for in six-man competition, as the incomparable TFU arrives to “Blister.”  Hosemann and TFU have very little, if any history, so their ability to work together is a mystery.  Jason Calysto is the first man out from the opposing team, and the reaction that meets him is deafening.  His teammates, The Hot Boy$, also receive an unreasonably raucous reaction.

Hosemann and Calysto start off as the bell rings, and they proceed to baffle the crowd with their mind-boggling display of technical abilities.  The fans didn’t know there were so many ways to counter a hammerlock, reverse it, and then counter it again.  The exchange heats up with a battle of lightning quick hip tosses, the better of which comes out Calysto, prompting Hosemann to begrudgingly tag in Mike Griffin. 
Griffin looks around at the crowd and so does Calysto, leading to deafening encouragement from the crowd towards both men.  They lock up, and neither man will budge at all. 

Eventually Calysto manages to muscle
Griffin into the corner, and proceeds with a series of knife-edge chops.  Griffin reverses it by tossing Calysto into the corner and laying down some chops of his own.  Calysto becomes enraged and muscles Griffin back into his corner, before tagging in Jaguar.  Jaguar is feeling the crowd and goes to town on Griffin, bombarding him with power moves and near falls.  Jaguar signals for the Carrjack, but instead tags Romeo, setting Griffin up for the Doomsday Device!  On Romeo’s shoulders, Griffin begins to pound at Romeo, prompting him to stagger forward into the corner, which allows Griffin to shove Jaguar off the turnbuckle and onto the outside.

Griffin then reverses his position into a victory roll for a close two count!  Griffin and Romeo battle it out, until Romeo manages to hit his reverse death valley driver in the middle of the ring!  Greg Tantalus breaks up the count, enraging Romeo’s teammates to the point at which they enter the ring, prompting a huge melee to ensue!  The ref loses almost all control, as Griffin tags Tantalus in the confusion, and hits the Hart Attack for the one, two, three

WINNERS:  TFU AND SCOTT HOSEMANN VIA PINFALL AT 22:16

 

THE AFTERMATH:

The combat continues until The Hot Boy$ and Calysto manage to clear the ring of their opponents, slightly avenging their tainted defeat, and sending the fans home happy.