SEGMENT
8: BACKSTAGE:
The scene opens
backstage as the camera follows Jonathan Brett wheeling Mike Troha through the
halls. Troha has his hands clasped together and is wearing a bitter look.
Troha: I can’t wait to get out of this stupid wheelchair. Then I could find
Romeo and beat him over the head with it. But as long as I’m sitting here, I’ll
need you to handle him for me. I want you to cripple him, Brett. Get Romeo and
put him out of action for good!
Brett: I’ll take care of him, so relax a little. Look, we just passed the
refreshments stand, so I’ll go back and get you a beer or something, alright?
Troha does not say anything, so Brett decides to head back. The camera closes
in on Troha’s pensive face.
Troha: ... I could I drink anything at a
time like this. The only thing I want is to get out of this damn chair and find
Romeo!
Romeo: Well, you won’t have to get out of the chair to do that.
Troha’s eyes widen and the camera pulls back,
revealing Romeo standing behind Troha! Romeo wears an ear-to-ear grin as Troha
struggles to look behind himself.
Troha: BRETT! BRETT!!
Romeo: What do you need him for when you got me for company? And
besides... That’s a pretty nice ride. Mind if I take it for a spin?
Romeo grabs the wheelchair and abducts Troha, who is screaming bloody
murder. Romeo makes it a point to “accidentally” run into walls with the
wheelchair as Troha struggles to latch onto anything in an attempt to stop himself, but to no avail. As they turn a corner, Romeo plows
into several garbage cans and Troha flails his arms wildly to protect himself
from the flying debris as several people jump out of the way of the runaway
wheelchair. They run into crates and boxes that fall over, and all the while
the air is mixed with Troha’s screams for help and
Romeo’s laughter. Romeo takes the wheelchair down a long corridor and picks up
speed.
Romeo: This thing is pretty fast! But how
is it on the brakes?!
Romeo stops suddenly with a firm grip still on the chair. Troha, however, has
nothing to hold onto and is sent flying fifteen feet away from the chair with a
blood curdling cry. He slides against the cold ground and Romeo can’t stop
laughing. This is, of course, until Brett charges in and tackles Romeo into the
wall. The two break out into a furious battle until several officials barge in
and stop the fight. The camera closes in on Romeo, who is breathing heavily but
is still wearing an elated grin as we head to a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #6 --
SEGMENT 9: MATCH 4: THE NATURALS VS. SUPERSTAR SCOTT HOSEMANN
& BRIGGS:
Referee:
Billy Vargas
Back
from commercial, "Control" by Earshot hits over the speakers and the
team of Superstar Scott Hosemann and Briggs makes its way to the ring
accompanied by Justin Schenck, Darrin Giles, and a large chorus of boos.
Ferrara: Yeah, well, if you're gonna do something, then do it right. Briggs had a job to do, and that was to help soften Nash up for Hosemann at
Walking Wounded. He didn't do his part, and he had better make up for it
here and now.
Moments later, Tom Petty's "All or Nothin" hits and Greg Price and Kris Anthony, The
Naturals, make their way to the ring to a largely mixed reaction. The
Naturals are not liked by the crowd, but they are seen as the lesser of two
evils in this one, and thus some of the
As Price and Anthony step into the ring, the bell sounds. Hosemann
requests that Briggs start the match and he obliges. Price will start for
the former Tag Team Champions. Price and Briggs lock up in the center of
the ring, and Briggs quickly shoves him to the mat, so hard that Price slides
out of the ring. Frustrated, Price grabs a chair and enters the ring with
it. At this, Hosemann gets into the ring, standing in his path.
Kris Anthony now gets into the ring as well. At this, Justin Schenck and
Darrin Giles also get inside. Referee Billy Vargas shouts for order to be
restored, but he is ignored. Price raises the chair, and Briggs says to
bring it on, but before that can happen, Scott Hosemann grabs Briggs arms and
holds him in place! Then, with Briggs prone, Price smacks him in the
skull with the steel chair!
Briggs falls to the mat like a tree, but the assault has just begun.
Scott Hosemann, Darrin Giles, Justin Schenck, the Naturals, and a steel chair
beat the living hell out of the gargantuan Canadian Briggs, splitting him open
and rendering him unable to defend himself. Billy Vargas tries to stop
the assault, but that gets him tossed over the top rope... by Justin Schenck.
Schenck gets a few kicks in on Briggs when he's down and unable to move, and
Hosemann, Giles and the Naturals continue to pour it on.
Finally, the Naturals load Briggs' leg into the chair, and Scott Hosemann and
Darrin Giles each jump up, both crashing their feet down on the chair,
shattering Briggs' leg! The fans boo raucously as officials hit the ring,
and Schenck tells his men to stop. Schenck, Hosemann, Giles, and the
Naturals then all raise each other's hands as "Control" hits and the
fans boo intensely.
WINNERS
AT 0:36: NO CONTEST
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #7 --
SEGMENT 10: JUMBOTRON:
The Tea
Party’s “Walking Wounded” hits the speakers and we see a graphic appear on the screen
that reads “PWA Walking Wounded Report.” From there, the shot takes us to
a backstage set and PWA reporter Ron O’Brien, who is standing in front of a
backdrop featuring the Walking Wounded logo.
O’Brien: Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ron O’Brien and this is
the Walking Wounded report. On Saturday night, September 25th, the PWA
will return to pay-per-view with our September pay-per-view spectacular,
Walking Wounded. The event will emanate
from the
In a match for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship, the Modern Day Samurai
Scythe defends the gold against his friend and three-time former champion
Jaguar!
GI Jew and Solomon will finally settle their score inside Hell in a Cell!
TFU will have Lauren Tantalus in their corner as they challenge Paul Dawkins
and Jackie Baccaro for the Tag Team Championship!
Mike Grieco defends the International gold against Speed Demon!
The Iceman Jason Calysto squares off against Tony Annetta!
The Omega Steve Beovich battles former tag team partner “Human Highlight” Jon
Dulberg!
For the Progressive Championship, Dynamite Dean Nash defends against Justin Schenck’s Superstar Scott Hosemann!
And, in a special grudge match, The Miracle Mike Troha’s
hired gun Jonathan Brett tries to extract revenge against the man that put
Troha in a wheelchair, Da Playboi
Romeo!
That’s all for this week, folks. For the Walking Wounded report, I’m Ron
O’Brien, saying see you Saturday night in
SEGMENT 11: BACKSTAGE:
A camera cuts up to a
skybox in The America West Arena, where Natasha Vydrina is sitting at a table,
flanked by a team of 3 lawyers, each with a briefcase. As they wait, the door
opens and “Not That” Rodney King enters, followed closely by Showtime Damon
Savage and holding a briefcase of his own. Both men take seats across the table
and stare intently at Vydrina.
Vydrina:
Well gentlemen, I have given you two weeks to ponder my ultimatum. What will it
be?
King:
Listen here-
Savage:
(Cuts him off) I got this Rod. I thought about your offer and…I accept the
deal. Your payment is in the briefcase.
King:
Showtime, why –
Savage:
Rodney, I got this man!
Vydrina:
Excellent. Mr. Savage, I knew you were a smart business man. It was a pleasure
to…what is this?!
The camera swirls
around quickly as Natasha pulls out a sheet of paper, which is revealed as an
autographed 8”x10” picture of Showtime!
Vydrina:
I asked for $10 million!
Savage: I
know, that there is a collector’s item. That’s a
picture of Showtime baby, they don’t come cheap. It’s worth at least $20
million on the black market!
Vydrina:
Is this your idea of a joke?! Let’s go! You two will be very sorry for this!
Vydrina storms out of
the room and her lawyers follow
Savage:
Oh well, can’t say I didn’t offer.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #8 --
SEGMENT 12:
MATCH 5: PWA CHAMPION SCYTHE,
JAGUAR, AND GI JEW VS. SOLOMON, TONY ANNETTA, AND INFERNUS:
Referee:
Matt Hansen
The crowd is buzzing
for main event action as Slipknot’s “Opium of The People” booms through the
arena. With a huge ovation to greet him, GI Jew rides his custom motorcycle
down to the ring and rolls inside. As he salutes the crowd and prepares for
combat, “I Got That Fire” by Juvenile and Mannie
Fresh begins and an even bigger pop comes for Jaguar as he steps out from the
curtain. He poses in front of his fiery fireworks as they explode and climbs
into the ring to give a pound to Jew before posing on the turnbuckles. It
doesn’t take long for
As the trio waits in
the ring and talk strategy, Darkseed’s “Hear Me”
booms through the building and boos pour in for Solomon, Tony Annetta and
Infernus as Walter Gindin leads them down the ramp and to the ring.
Ferrara:
I know I’ve said this before, but look at the difference a year could make.
These guys are gonna end up killing each other in there and they were partners
a year ago.
Gindin’s group climbs into the
ring and stares down their opponents until Matt Hansen separates the trios and
calls for the bell. Annetta is left in the ring against GI Jew and they are
ready to lock up when “F*ckin’ In The
Bushes” by Oasis begins and Jason Calysto appears!
Calysto steps out in
street clothes and calmly steps down the ramp and towards the ring. Annetta
never takes his eyes off of Calysto as he simply stops at the ring apron,
allowing GI Jew to roll him up for a quick 1---2---and Annetta barely escapes
in time!
Both men get up and Jew
goes to work on Annetta, sending him down with two clotheslines before irish whipping him to the ropes
and nailing a powerslam on his return! Jew covers for
a count of two and the crowd pops as he makes a tag to Scythe.
Scythe steps into the
ring and kicks Annetta hard in the midsection before connecting with a stiff
chop to the chest that sends him down. Annetta tries to regroup as Scythe grabs
him and he does so with a rake to the eyes. With Scythe temporarily blinded,
Annetta sends him to the mat with a clothesline and tags in Infernus.
The former
International Champion quickly climbs up to the top rope and waits on Scythe’s
arising. Scythe stumbles as he reaches his feet and Infernus springs off to
blast the champion with a bulldog headlock from the top! Infernus quickly
covers for one…two…and Scythe gets an arm off the mat as he kicks out.
Troy:
That was a big move by Infernus, I’m surprised he didn’t get Scythe right
there.
Scythe seeks refuge in
a corner, but Infernus doesn’t let up as he stomps him over and over while
still down. Hansen gets in between to break it up, but Infernus shoves the ref
aside and charges at Scythe, only to be greeted with two boots to the face! The
blow stands up a wobbly Infernus, but he is quickly taken down by a spinning
heel kick from the corner that brings a grin to The Iceman’s face!
The camera catches a
look of desperation in the eyes of Scythe as he inches towards the outstretched
hand of Jaguar, who is equally wanting of the switch. Scythe is close, but
Annetta rushes around the other end to blindside Calysto and sweep Jaguar off
the apron to the floor! Jew drops down to battle Annetta, leaving Scythe with
nowhere to turn!
Gindin joins in the
fray on the outside, stomping Jaguar and Calysto while Annetta and Jew trade
fists. Inside the ring, Infernus makes a lunging tag to Solomon, who steps over
the top rope and waits on Scythe to rise. Scythe gets to his feet to find his
corner empty and turns to catch a boot to the gut and a big Deep Freeze from
Solomon! The Alaskan Monster covers for one…two…three!
Ferrara: With just one move, Solomon has beaten the World Heavyweight
Champion again!
Ferrara:
Either way, Jaguar was gonna get the tag from Scythe and he wasn’t there for
him when it came, allowing Scythe to be easy prey for Solomon!
Solomon exits the ring
and Gindin rounds up his troops to leave while Jaguar looks at the fallen
champion, wondering what happened to his partner.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT
-- END SHOW --
DARK MATCHES:
1. The Omega Steve
Beovich d. Martin Blackburn at
2. Jade d. Dana
Chapman at
3. Showtime Damon Savage d. Bishop Cross at 6:01
with It’s Showtime. (Referee: Dan
Martin)