BOARDWALK HALL
SEGMENT 9:
MATCH 4: SOLOMON & WALTER
GINDIN VS. GI JEW, BRYAN CONROY & KERRY COX:
Referee:
Matt Hansen
Back
at ringside, Darkseed’s “Hear Me” is blaring over the speakers and the fans are
booing raucously. Solomon and his agent
Walter Gindin, wearing his normal business attire, are standing in the ring,
awaiting the arrival of their opposition in this next 2-on-3 handicapped
match. Moments later, they get what they
are waiting for, as “Refuse/Resist” by Sepultura hits the speakers and GI Jew
makes his way out from behind the curtain, PWA owner Bryan Conroy and PWA
commissioner Kerry Cox at his side. The
three waste no time getting down to the ring, sliding inside and immediately
taking the fight to Solomon and Gindin.
The match begins
with Bryan Conroy going toe to toe with Solomon. The fans pop for this matchup, and the two
men go at it tooth and nail, pounding away on each other furiously. Conroy establishes the initial advantage,
pounding Solomon back to the corner, but Solomon battles back, clubbing Conroy
with a huge forearm that brings him down to one knee. Solomon then takes Conroy down with a big
kneelift that the fans boo loudly. Conroy retreats to the corner and tags in Kerry Cox, who comes in
on fire, nailing Solomon with big rights and lefts. However, the offensive outburst doesn’t last
long, and Solomon takes Cox down with a monstrous clothesline. Cox looks to get back to his feet, but
Solomon boots him in the head, taking him down again. Cox then crawls to the corner and, with all
the fans’ approval, tags in GI Jew, prompting a huge staredown between Jew and
Solomon.
This instance proves
to be more of the same, as Jew and Solomon begin furiously going at one
another, with Jew establishing the early advantage. Jew sends Solomon into the corner, clubbing
him with repeated lefts and rights, but Solomon then grabs him, tosses him into
the corner himself, and begins doing the same.
Jew shoves Solomon off him and drives his head into Solomon’s gut in a
lunging motion, driving Solomon back.
Jew gets up and starts pounding on the big Alaskan,
but Solomon grabs him and tries to whip him into the corner. However, Jew reverses the whip and sends
Solomon into his own corner, where his back collides with Walter Gindin’s idle
hand. Referee Matt Hansen signals that a
tag was made and Gindin grows fearful, having not even been paying attention to
the match. Solomon continues fighting in
the ring, until Hansen demands that Solomon leave the ring and Gindin
enter. When the two both repeatedly
refuse, GI Jew takes it upon himself to clothesline Solomon up and over the top
rope, grab Walter Gindin, and toss him inside the ring!
Jew pounds on Gindin
furiously as he enters the ring, beating him to a pulp. Gindin slowly gets to his feet, and when he
does, GI Jew gores him out of his shoes… literally! Gindin, who was not in wrestling attire, is
gored out of his dress shoes! Jew then
tags in Bryan Conroy and goes outside the ring, brawling with Solomon to keep
him occupied. Conroy comes into the ring,
lifts Gindin up, and delivers a thunderous Sambo Suplex! Conroy feigns going for the pin, but then
tags in Kerry Cox! Cox enters the ring
and Conroy stands Gindin up, giving way to Cox delivering a thunderous
Coxsucker DDT to the superagent! Cox
then covers effortlessly… one, two, three!
Cox’s “War Machine”
theme music blasts onto the speakers and Jew and Solomon keep battling on the
outside. Cox and Conroy exit the
ringside area and officials storm down to ringside to break up the battle
between Jew and Solomon as we take a commercial break.
WINNERS VIA PINFALL AT
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #6 --
SEGMENT 10: BACKSTAGE:
The camera
cuts backstage, where Commissioner Kerry Cox is walking through the hallways as
he runs into the commotion of Dean Nash, James Biamonte and Showtime Damon
Savage all arguing.
Cox: What's going on here? (All three begin to yell) One at a time! Showtime, go.
Savage: Kerry, it's real simple. These two chumps each want their shot at the champ and they're mad that I've had it easy and been livin' the usual Showtime life the past two weeks without giving them their title shots sooner than Everlasting Epic.
Cox: I see. Well Showtime, your situation really hasn't been addressed much lately. And it is for that reason that I am going to put all three of you in a match next week.
Biamonte: Good!
Nash: That's what I wanted to hear.
Cox: Ah, don't speak too fast guys. I'm putting all three of you in a match, but the Progressive Championship won't be on the line until Everlasting Epic. Next week, it will be you, Dean Nash, versus you, James Biamonte, and Showtime, you're gonna be the special guest referee.
Cox
walks away and Showtime smirks as Nash and Biamonte struggle to find the words
to object The Commissioner's ruling.
SEGMENT 11:
JUMBOTRON:
The
Jumbotron displays footage of Jason Calysto, heavily training for his upcoming
match at Everlasting Epic 3. The subtitles at the bottom read “
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK
#7 --
SEGMENT
12: MATCH 5: TFU VS. VULTURE & JAGUAR:
Referee: Tom Stevens
The crowd is ready for
the main event as Lee Palmer climbs into the ring.
Palmer:
The following tag team contest is the main event of the evening and it is
scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from
The lights dim down and
the crowd's excitement cannot be contained even before VAST's "Falling
From The Sky" begins. Vulture soon makes his way to the ring to a plethora
of cheers and the former PWA Champion looks ready to roll as he climbs into the
ring. He sheds his overcoat and shades before hopping on the turnbuckles and
saluting the
Ferrara: And I know he loves this place right back, but we have got
to think about Vulture's neck
As his music dies down,
the crowd noise picks up as "I Got That Fire" by Juvenile and Manny
Fresh hits next.
Palmer:
And his tag team partner, being accompanied to the ring by Dutchess, from
Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 242 pounds,
this....is....Jaaaaaaag-uarrrrrrr!
The buxom beauty from
Coconutz walks through the curtain, followed by Jaguar. He walks her a few
paces down the ramp before throwing his arms up and signaling his flaming
fireworks from the stage to a huge ovation.
Troy: Now
that you mention it, I think I'll join you.
Jaguar walks arm and
arm with Dutchess and holds the ropes open for her as they both climb in the
ring. Jaguar poses on the turnbuckles and lets her out to sit her down next to
the timekeeper as Ill Nino's "Have You Ever Felt" takes over.
Palmer:
And their opponents, from Denver, Colorado and Hollywood, California,
respectively, at a total combined weight of 397 pounds, the team of Smooth Greg
Tantalus and Hollywood Mike Griffin, T.....F....U!
A loud array of
boos shower TFU, and its barely drowned out as
Ferrara:
That's true, but circumstances have changed drastically now
The bell sounds and
Vulture backs out of the ring as
Before Jaguar can fall,
Tantalus scoops him up and levels him with a spine-jarring belly-to-back
suplex. Tantalus covers for one....two....and Jaguar gives a relatively weak
kickout. Smelling blood,
The crowd boos as
The
camera catches Vultute pacing with anticipation and dangling his outstretched
arm as Jaguar inches closer and closer to him. Their hands are just inches
apart when Tantalus catches Jaguar by the boot and
Both men move very
slowly, but
Vulture turns back to
Tantalus, who puts an abrupt end to his momentum with a low blow! Tantalus
quickly tries to hook Vulture up for the G-Spot, but Vulture senses the damage
it could do to his injured neck and instinctively shoves him hard. Tantalus
stops just short of Tom Stevens, but Vulture charges too and crushes the senior
official with a big clothesline! Vulture shakes off his look of disbelief and
turns around to walk right into the hands of Tantalus, who scoops him up as
Griffin hits the ropes and delivers their famed Hart Attack with tremendous impact!
Vulture lands near the
ropes and quickly rolls outside the ring to prevent further damage. Jaguar is
caught with his groggy eyes off the action and
Ferrara:
The people don't like it, but TFU is on fire right now and Jag and Vulture are
nowhere in sight on the floor in a heap!
Dutchess leaves her
ringside chair and walks up the ring steps onto the apron. TFU has their backs
to her until she pulls her dress strap over her head and pulls her top down, exposing
her chest to a thunderous ovation! The former Tag Team Champions turn around
mesmerized and Tantalus salivates while
Dutchess pulls her red
dress back up and points behind TFU. They turn around to find their opponents
waiting on them and Vulture hits a Crimson Sunset on Tantalus while Jaguar
connects with a Carrjack on
Dutchess hops from the
ring apron and tries to revive the official while Jaguar and Vulture both climb
to the top rope. With the crowd roaring, Jaguar flattens Tantalus with a Suga
Splash while Vulture drives the air out of
WINNERS
VIA PINFALL AT
-- END SHOW --
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3.
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