TUESDAY,
AUGUST 1, 2006 * WACHOVIA CENTER * PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA
When we return from break, we see Conroy flipping
out in the backstage area, Montenora right beside him, as they search for Kerry
Cox and Scott Hosemann. When they find them, Conroy shoves Cox into a wall, and
Montenora does the same to Hosemann!
Conroy: What the hell is the meaning of this?! I fired Hosemann, Cox! You
know this! I know you’re responsible for this! And Hosemann, you watch
yourself, because I will have you taken out of here in a second and throw in
jail! You hear me! Jail!
Hosemann and Cox then shove Montenora and Conroy off.
Hosemann: You’d better watch yourself, Conroy.
I have every right to be here.
Conroy: What the hell are you talking about? I fired you!
Cox: Allow me to chime in here. Yes, Bryan, you DID fire Scott, but I thought I
remembered never terminating Scott’s wrestler contract after he retired last
summer. If you remember, his retirement came right in the midst of the
transition of ownership from you to me, and it must have slipped through the
cracks. So, I made a call to your receptionist, and I found out that even
though you fired Hosemann as a broadcaster, his wrestler contract still remains
active. So, I put a call into Scott and told him to report to work here tonight.
Conroy: This is crap! I’ll just fire him again! And you too, Cox!
Cox: Now why would you go through all that with only 11 days left in the
company, when you could just as easily embarrass and humiliate us at
Everlasting Epic?
Conroy: What do you mean?
Cox: Consider this a challenge,
Conroy: You know what, Cox? You’re on. We’ll see you at Everlasting Epic.
The four stare each other down as the camera cuts
to another part of the backstage area, where the PWA Champion The Iceman Jason Calysto is walking back to his dressing
room after his match. However, when he reaches his dressing room, he finds
Walter Gindin standing in front of it, alongside Calysto’s
sworn enemy, The Machine.
Calysto: Can I help you two jackasses with something?
Gindin: Oh I’m just here to watch. The Machine has something to say to you.
Machine: What’s going on, Calysto? Long time.
Calysto: What’s the deal, Machine? I know you didn’t come here for
pleasantries, because there’s nothing pleasant about having to talk to you.
Machine: Funny. Listen, we hate each other, and that will never change. The
Machine ended Jason Calysto’s career, and then Jason
Calysto returned the favor months later. The match never should have happened
in the first place, but it did, and The Machine has had to sit at home for two
years being angry about it. Now, the reason why The Machine has returned is to
destroy Solomon, and that will happen at Everlasting Epic, but there’s nothing
going on next week, on the series finale of Frequency. What do you say The
Machine and Jason Calysto give it one last battle in a non-title match, right
here next week at the
Calysto: You know what, Machine? That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard you
say. I’ll see you next week.
With that, Calysto walks off, and Machine looks
back at him, satisfied.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from commercial, we see a red carpet down in
the ring, with a table in the middle of it, and a podium set up alongside the
table. Nick Cade is behind the podium and begins to speak.
Cade: Alright ladies and gentlemen, it is the time we have been waiting for!
We are now ready to have ourselves a contract signing! (fans
cheer) At Everlasting Epic, Vulture will return for one night only from a
two-year retirement to attempt to gain a sense of revenge and retribution on
his former protégé, a man that took the help and guidance he gave his career
and tossed it out the window at the first sign of a more lucrative opportunity.
At Everlasting Epic, Jackie Baccaro will go one-on-one with the man responsible
for bringing him into the PWA, but a man whose shadow he has longed to step out
from. Baccaro will battle a man that claimed to have his best interests at
heart, but never really took him to the phenomenal heights he always felt he
was destined to reach, the heights he has since reached. Both men carry very
different perspectives into this match, but both men have something very real
and very potent to fight for. At Everlasting Epic, two men who were once as
close as brothers, who are now headed on very divergent paths will have one
chance to settle their score. Tonight, we make it official. So, with that,
let’s introduce the participants! First, from
The fans boo raucously as “Things Done Changed” by
Notorious BIG hits the speakers and Jackie Baccaro makes his way to the ring,
alongside Magnifica. The two quietly enter the ring and have a seat at one side
of the table, as they anticipate getting this started.
Cade: And, Baccaro’s
Everlasting Epic opponent, from Manhattan, New York, ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Vulture!
As if on cue, the fans begin cheering thunderously as “Falling From The Sky” by VAST explodes onto the speakers, and
Vulture makes his way to the ring! Vulture steps into the ring, his dark
sunglasses, jeans, t-shirt, and black three-quarter length leather jacket a
stark contrast to Baccaro’s light sunglasses, silk
shirt, and designer shoes and slacks. Baccaro stands when Vulture enters the
ring, and the two engage in a standing staredown at
the table before both sit. Vulture refuses to acknowledge Magnifica’s
presence at the table.
Cade: Alright, so let’s get this started. Just so you both know, and so
everyone at home knows as well, this match will be contested under normal PWA
rules, one fall to a finish, with a victory able to be obtained by pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification. There
is one special stipulation behind this bout, and that is that all outside
interference is banned, and anyone aside from Vulture, Baccaro, and the referee
assigned is banned from ringside until the bell sounds to end the match. Do either
of you have any questions? No? Alright, then let’s sign this contract!
Cade places the contract on the table in front of Baccaro and the former
PWA Champion, glaring at Vulture the whole time, aggressively signs it and
tosses it across the table to his Everlasting Epic opponent. Vulture now does
the same, staring Baccaro down as he signs the contract, making this match
official!
Cade: And there we have it! At Everlasting Epic, it will officially be
Jackie Baccaro going one-on-one with Vulture!
The fans cheer, until Magnifica pulls out a microphone.
Magnifica: Wait a minute! Wait just a damn minute! Vulture, are you for
real? Did I really just see you sign the contract to make this match official?
I mean, I knew you weren’t physically healthy, but there must be something up
with your mental health as well, because this is downright idiotic! And I love
it! You’re going to get maimed! But, if this is what you wanted, this is what
you get. And you get it now.
With that, Baccaro flips the table up and onto Vulture, who struggles to
move out of the way! With Vulture distracted by the flying table, Baccaro sees
the opening to tackle Vulture to the mat and begin pounding on him furiously!
The fans boo as Vulture is on the mat, and Baccaro and Magnifica begin stomping
him repeatedly. However, at this, Morgan Day flies down the aisle and spears
Magnifica to the mat! Baccaro gets off Vulture and lifts Morgan off Magnifica
by the hair, but Morgan slaps Baccaro in the face, giving Vulture an opening to
get up and begin stinging Baccaro with thunderous rights and lefts! Morgan does
the same to Magnifica, and Vulture and Morgan then clothesline Baccaro and
Magnifica over the top and out of the ring! The fans cheer wildly, as a fuming
Baccaro and Magnifica collect themselves on the outside. Then, suddenly, the
commissioner Helen Summers appears at the top of the ramp, microphone in hand.
Helen: What the hell do you two think you’re doing?! Whatever it is, I will
NOT tolerate it! Jackie Baccaro and Magnifica are esteemed friends of the
regime, and I will not tolerate them being treated in the way they were just
treated! As such, I am out here right now to announce a match, a match for next
week on the series finale of Frequency. And that match will be a mixed tag team
match, where we will see Jackie Baccaro and Magnifica square off against Morgan
Day… and Vulture! Now I know, Vulture, that you’ve
been training intensely for your match at Everlasting Epic, and how that was
supposed to be your return to the ring, and how you only have one good match
left in you and blah blah blah.
So I’d imagine you really won’t be too keen on doing this match next week. But
let me put it to you this way: if you DON’T wrestle the match, not only is your
match with Jackie Baccaro at Everlasting Epic cancelled, Vulture, but Morgan,
your title match against Magnifica simply will not happen. So, you two either suck it up and wrestle this mixed tag, or you will
both be suspended and your matches at Everlasting Epic will be squashed. Thank
you.
With that, “Foxy Foxy” by Rob Zombie hits the
speakers, and Helen Summers exits, satisfied with herself.
Troy: That’s not right, Paul! Vulture did NOT want to get into the ring
prior to Everlasting Epic, and now he’s put into a situation where he can
either risk injury to himself by competing, risk injury to his fiancé Morgan by
making her carry the load in the match, or forfeit both their EE5 matches by
refusing to participate!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Where Da
Hood At” by DMX blares onto the speakers, and Justice makes
his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Justice, wearing a scowl on his face,
says nothing as he makes his way to the ring, alone, ready for battle. Justice
stands and stretches himself out on the ropes, and moments later, “With You” by
Ferrara: The man is still out for revenge,
* SCYTHE VS.
JUSTICE *
Referee: Jason Church
Scythe wails away on Justice, not allowing him to
find a comfort zone or a vertical base, and he makes sure he stays grounded.
Finally, when Scythe has sufficiently pounded on him, he lifts Justice up and
whips him into the ropes, following him in with a huge, crushing clothesline!
Justice staggers forward, and Scythe boots him in the stomach and crushes him
down with a hard suplex! Scythe then turns around, only to be Gored straight to hell by GI Jew, who entered the ring out
of nowhere!
Ferrara: I don’t think Scythe is gonna be getting up for a while,
The fans boo vociferously as the bell sounds,
signaling a disqualification, and Jew grabs a
microphone and begins to speak.
Jew: Scythe, you have a mystery partner coming to Everlasting Epic? That’s
fine, we’ll beat his ass the way we always beat yours. But next week, I want
you all to myself. I just got out of Helen Summers’ office, Scythe, and next
week, on the last episode of Frequency, it’s me and you, one-on-one, in a steel
cage match! See you there, punk!
The fans begin booing raucously as “Opium of the People” replays and Jew
and Justice stand laughing over the fallen Scythe.
* WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION: SCYTHE *
The camera quickly cuts backstage, where TFU is
standing at the catering table, grabbing something to eat.
G. Tantalus: So what are your plans when this is over?
Tantalus: I plan to sit around my house and play the new Super Monkey Ball!
Tantalus: You’re so wrong, Mike. This is EXACTLY the time to go NUTS with video
games, because I’ve earned it, and won’t have a damn thing to do!
At this moment, Michelle walks over and begins
laughing.
Tantalus: What are you laughing about, ho face?
Michelle: I’m laughing because you’re just as pathetic as you were when we were
dating. You know, you should have been spending your free time trying to figure
out how to put a ring on my finger, and instead, you were playing stupid video
games. You’re a loser, Greg, and that’s why no one will date you now.
Tantalus: Well for your information, ho, I DO have a girlfriend now, and…
Michelle: I’m not talking about the $2 whore you pay to go places with you, I
meant a REAL woman, someone like me.
Tantalus: If I had someone like you again, I’d probably shoot myself in the
face with a bazooka.
Just then, Lauren Tantalus walks over.
Lauren: Is everything ok here?
Griffin: Perfectly under control, Lauren.
Lauren: What are you doing here, Michelle? Haven’t you started enough shit
already?
Michelle: All I ever do is tell the truth. I don’t
know why any of you can’t get that through your heads. But Lauren, I’m glad
you’re here, because I’ve had a message that I’ve been
wanting to give you for weeks.
Lauren: And what’s that?
With that, Michelle rears back and cracks Lauren in the face with a slap!
Lauren is furious and lunges at Michelle, but at this moment,
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Phantom of the Opera Overture” is
blaring over the speakers, and Bishop Cross is making his ominous ring entrance
to a sea of boos. As Cross settles himself in the ring, “H-K” by Fear Factory
hits, and the boos don’t get any lower in magnitude
when The Machine and Walter Gindin emerge from behind the curtain. The two join
Cross in the ring, and await their opposition. Moments later, “Determined” by Mudvayne hits, and the fans begin cheering loudly for Speed
Demon as he emerges from the back! Demon pauses at the foot of the ramp, and
waits on his partners. Then, “Hear Me” by Darkseed
hits, and the fans burst into thunderous cheers for Solomon and Keiko Ishida,
who head towards the ring in tandem! Solomon and Keiko join Demon, and the
three enter the ring, immediately taking it to their opponents as the bell
sounds!
* SOLOMON, SPEED DEMON & KEIKO
ISHIDA VS. THE MACHINE, BISHOP CROSS & WALTER GINDIN *
Referee: Billy Vargas
When the dust settles in the ring, Solomon and
Machine are left inside it, slugging it out furiously! Machine has the
advantage first, but Solomon then takes over, stinging Machine with thunderous
chops to the chest! Solomon then whips Machine against the ropes and downs him
with a thunderous back body drop! Machine then stumbles to his corner and tags
Cross into the bout, prompting Solomon to do the same with Speed Demon! Demon
and Cross square off in the center of the ring, and the fans can feel the
electricity! Demon pounds Cross back into the corner, having to be pulled off
by the referee! Then, as this happens, Cross gets in a cheap shot, slugging
Demon in the face with a furious right! Cross then wants no further part of Demon
and surprisingly tags Walter Gindin into the match. As soon as Gindin enters,
however, he screams for Keiko Ishida. Keiko laughs, and Demon tags her into the
match.
Ferrara: I feel bad for Gindin,
Keiko is almost smirking as Gindin, all business,
meets her in the center of the ring. Gindin then slaps Keiko in the face, which
is just the sort of thing Ishida was waiting for. She now lunges out after
Gindin, tackling him to the mat and pounding away on him viciously! However,
Gindin pulls himself close enough to his corner that Machine tags himself in,
unbeknownst to Keiko! Machine then rips Keiko off Gindin, and destroys her with
a furious boot to the side of the head! From there, Machine lifts Keiko up and
drills her down with a thunderous Jackhammer! The referee counts… one, two, three.
Ferrara: The Machine has just pinned Keiko Ishida
after a blind tag, and Machine, Cross, and Gindin have won this thing!
The fans boo loudly as “H-K” blares over the
speakers, and Machine and Gindin exit with smiles on their faces, knowing they
got one over on Solomon and Keiko. Cross, however, lingers on the outside,
waiting to establish eye contact with Demon, looking for a bit of further
intimidation just 11 days before one of them will be buried alive at
Everlasting Epic.
* WINNERS VIA PINFALL: THE MACHINE,
BISHOP CROSS & WALTER GINDIN *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Muse’s “Knights of Cydonia” hits the speakers and we see a graphic appear on
the screen that reads “PWA Everlasting Epic V Report.” From there, the
shot takes us to a backstage set and PWA reporter Ron O’Brien, who is standing
in front of a backdrop featuring the Everlasting Epic V logo.
O’Brien: Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ron O’Brien and this is
the Everlasting Epic V report. Folks, the PWA has just one pay-per-view
event left to complete its illustrious history, and that event will come to you
live from
In the main event, and the final bout in PWA history, The Iceman Jason Calysto
will defend the PWA World Heavyweight Championship against Jaguar!
In one of the biggest stories in PWA history, Hall of Famer
Vulture will come out of his two-year retirement, risking permanent paralysis
with his surgically-repaired neck to try to gain a measure of revenge against
his former protégé Jackie Baccaro in a teacher vs. student showdown to end all
showdowns!
Morgan Day will challenge her arch-nemesis Magnifica for the PWA Women’s Championship!
The International Championship will be defended in an Elimination Chamber
match, as champion Dexter P. Wellington puts the gold on the line against
Showtime Damon Savage, Paul Dawkins, Renegade, James Biamonte, and Mike Grieco!
TFU will battle both Alpha Omega and the winner of the Overdrive battle between
the Legacy unit of Infernus and Darrin Giles, and Paul Epton and Kris
Anthony, in a triple threat match, with
the winning duo advancing to challenge The Miracle Mike Troha and Bodycount for
the PWA Tag Team Championship later in the show!
Speed Demon will finally get Bishop Cross in the ring, and when he does, one
man may not make it out alive, as the two men hell-bent on destroying each
other compete in a Buried Alive casket match, where the only way to win is to
lock your opponent in a casket and then bury it under six feet of dirt!
In tag team action, Kerry Cox and Superstar Scott Hosemann will meet PWA
president Bryan Conroy and associate Rudy Montenora, who will have PWA
commissioner Helen Summers in their corner!
Romeo
goes one-on-one with Anthony Failla!
GI Jew and Justice will compete in tag team action against the Modern-Day
Samurai Scythe and a mystery partner!
Solomon will have Keiko Ishida in his corner when he meets the uncanny Machine,
who will have Solomon and Keiko’s former manager Walter Gindin in his corner!
John Wolfe defends the Progressive Championship against Soaring
And don’t forget PWA Overdrive, the official preview show for Everlasting Epic!
As alluded to moments ago, on Overdrive, Infernus and Darrin Giles will team up
to meet Kris Anthony and Paul Epton, with the winning duo moving on to the
triple threat tag team championship series bout, which has a title shot later
at EE5 on the line!
Plus much, much more! That’s all for this week, folks. For the
Everlasting Epic report, I’m Ron O’Brien, saying see you next week!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss blares onto the speakers, and the fans begin
booing thunderously as Anthony Failla makes his way to the ring. Failla enters
the ring and settles himself inside, waiting on his opposition. Moments later,
“I’m On It” by the Purple Ribbon All-Stars explodes onto the speakers, and the
fans begin cheering thunderously as Jaguar makes his way to the ring! Jaguar
wastes no time, immediately sliding into the ring and slugging it out with
Failla to the cheers of the crowd!
* JAGUAR VS.
ANTHONY FAILLA *
Referee: Matt Hansen
Jaguar slugs it out with Failla rapidly in the
early going of the match, with Jaguar trying to press whatever advantage he can
as things start off. Jaguar does just that, staggering Failla, before whipping
him against the ropes and blasting him down with a thunderous powerslam! Failla is a bit slow to his feet, and when he
does get up, Jaguar whips him into the corner and charges in, nailing him with
a furious splash! Failla staggers forward, and Jaguar boots him in the stomach
and nails him down with a snap suplex! Jaguar covers… one, two, and Failla is
able to kick out. Jaguar presses the advantage, but misses a clothesline
attempt, and Failla is ale to turn around and crack Jaguar down with a
thunderous boot to the jaw! Failla then lifts Jaguar up and whips him into the
corner hard, nailing him with a big splash!
Jaguar hits the mat, and Failla works over him with
furious stomps and elbows, trying to prevent him from returning to a vertical
base. Finally, Failla lifts Jaguar up in Gorilla press position, but Jaguar is
able to slip out and nail Failla down with a hard belly to back suplex! Jaguar
then goes up top, looking for the Suga Splash! Jaguar leaps off with the move,
but Failla pulls referee Matt Hansen in the way, and Jaguar crashes into him,
taking him out! With the referee incapacitated and Jaguar dazed, Failla exits
the ring and returns with a chair.
Failla waits with the chair, ready to strike, until
Romeo darts out from the back! Failla swings the chair at Romeo as he enters
the ring, but Da Playboi
ducks under it, and begins slugging it out with Failla! As the brawling
continues, Bryan Conroy heads to the ring and tries to attack Romeo, but Romeo
answers back and clotheslines Conroy over the top and to the outside! Conroy
and Romeo brawl on the outside, as Failla stands with the chair in the ring,
ready to bash Jaguar. However, Camieko rushes to the ring,
making her return from Failla’s heinous assault
several weeks back, and nails Failla with a swift low blow! Camieko then
picks up the chair and smacks Failla in the face with it! Failla staggers
forward, right into the Carrjack from Jaguar! Jaguar covers as the referee
regains his bearings… one, two, three!
The fans cheer wildly as “I’m On It” replays over
the speakers, and Romeo and Camieko join Jaguar in the ring to celebrate! On
the outside, Conroy yanks Failla under the bottom rope and out of the ring and
helps him attempt to recover. Aggravated, Conroy grabs a microphone from the timekeeper
aggressively.
Conroy: Hey! Jaguar! Romeo! You two want to get cute?! You want to try to
ruin my plans?! Let’s see what you can do next week, because I’m signing a tag
team main event for the last episode of Frequency! It’s going to be Bryan Conroy
and Anthony Failla against The Hot Boy$! And that is
all!
The fans actually cheer at the announcement, and Jaguar and Romeo appear
ready to go right now.
* WINNER VIA
PINFALL: JAGUAR *
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