Back from commercial, we see Morgan Day walking
through the backstage area, before she finds herself corned by the Women’s
Champion Magnifica, the commissioner Helen Summers, and Michelle.
Helen: Where do you think you’re going?
Magnifica: Yeah, can we help you with something?
Morgan: You can help me by getting your ugly, slutty
asses out of my face.
Michelle: Oh, look who’s calling who a slut! Think about the man you’re with,
and then re-evaluate whether or not you should be looking in the mirror with
that.
Morgan: What do you know about him anyway?
Michelle: I know enough. We WERE both a part of SIN, if you remember.
Magnifica: Ugh, don’t remind me about that period of my life. But listen
Morgan, we’re not here to talk about Vulture. We’re here to give you a way out.
Back out of the title match with me at Everlasting Epic, and you won’t have to
suffer the humiliation that I have in store for you that night. I don’t have to
do this, but I am giving you a chance to escape your fate. What do you say?
Morgan: What do you think I say?
Magnifica smirks, but Morgan suddenly slaps the bejesus
out of her! Morgan then spears Magnifica to the ground and begins relentlessly
pounding on her, prompting Helen and Michelle to pounce on her with furious
stomps. They take control, giving Magnifica a chance to take advantage of her
Everlasting Epic challenger, until suddenly, Keiko Ishida and Lauren Tantalus
storm the area! The fans in the arena cheer thunderously as Keiko and Lauren
take all three of them down hard, and help a confused Morgan to her feet!
Morgan: What in the bloody hell are you two doing here?!
Keiko: We were watching on the monitor.
Lauren: We figured you could use a hand.
Morgan: Listen, it was a nice gesture, but I really don’t need…
Helen: (getting up) Hey bitches! You want to interfere in our business? Then
tonight, we’re gonna have ourselves a six-woman tag team match! You three hos against us three, right here tonight! And that’s not a
challenge, that’s an order!
With that, Helen, Magnifica, and Michelle exit angrily. Keiko and Lauren
then look at Morgan.
Keiko: You were saying?
Morgan: I was saying let’s kick some stupid slut ass tonight.
Lauren: Now we’re talking.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, we see the outside of the Coconuts
go-go club right off the
Baccaro: You know, I’ve got three smoking hot brunettes to go back to, so I
figured why come here and hang out with more of the
same? I went for the two hottest blondes I could find, and here you girls are.
Blonde stripper #1: (as she runs her hands over his arms) Oh Jackie, you’re so
buff!
Baccaro: I know, I know. Why don’t the three of us head to the back and get to
know each other a little better?
Blonde stripper #2: That sounds good to me.
Suddenly, a man wearing a long black overcoat and black Raybans
enters the room. Baccaro knows exactly who this is as he enters.
Baccaro: Actually girls, I’m going to have to take a rain check on that.
Don’t go anywhere, though. I just have to deal with something.
The girls leave, and the man has a seat next to Baccaro at the bar, turning
to the bartender.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Man: Get me a Black Russian.
Baccaro turns to him incredulously.
Baccaro: What the hell do you think you’re doing here?
The man turns to him, and now the fans can clearly determine that this man
is indeed Vulture.
Vulture: I should be asking you the same question. But the bottom line is
that I was watching the monitor before, and I knew from what you said that this
is where you were going to be.
Baccaro: What, are you jealous that I’m here at this place? This place that YOU
used to go to all the time, and this place that YOU
told me about? I seem to recall a time you came here with the rest of SIN, and
you and Magnifica were here and you…
Vulture: Listen son, I’m not here to reminisce. I’m here because I knew you’d
be here, and I knew you’d be here alone. Now, you clearly don’t want to start
anything in a public place like this, because we’d both end up arrested, and
that would put our match in serious jeopardy. But what I wanted to say to you,
Giacomo, is this. You could have had it all, but you got greedy. You waned
more. And you are the type of person that is going to continue to want more and
more and more until there’s nothing left to want. And I’m not trying to
threaten you for our match, or anything like that. I’m
just trying to give you some advice for the rest of your career, because
frankly, I don’t want a damn thing to do with you once this is over. But know
this: Magnifica is a cancer. She’ll promise you the world now, but the second
you fall from your pedestal and she sees you as being useless in some way, it’s
over for you. She will attempt to ruin your life, to humiliate you, and to
emasculate you, and believe me, Jackie, if you’re not careful, she’ll succeed.
And it’s not a matter of if this will happen, it’s when. You don’t have to
listen to me, in fact I don’t expect you to. But
things like her offering up Helen Summers and Michelle, and probably all the
other perks you get from being with her, if you get what I’m saying, they’re
just ploys to get you to stick around, and ploys to make it impossible for you
to leave. She sees a gold mine in you, Giacomo, and she’s going to bleed you
dry, and leave you for dead when she’s finished.
Baccaro: Well I appreciate the concern, but frankly, you’re just a bitter old
man that doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.
Vulture: (chuckling) You stupid, stupid kid. Well,
son, some people learn the easy way, and some people, no matter what you do,
just insist on learning the hard way. So listen to me, punk, at Everlasting
Epic, if you wont get it through your thick head everything I’ve been trying to
tell you, I’m just going to have to beat some damn sense into you. And maybe, just
maybe, after you get your ass stomped by this broken-down, bitter old man, and
Magnifica gets in her head that you aren’t worth a damn anymore, then you’ll
finally realize everything I’ve ever said to you is the honest to God truth.
But you can go talk to someone else about it then, because Giacomo, after I
slap your punk ass around at the World’s Most Famous Arena in oh, what, 18
days? After that’s all said and done, kid, you’re dead to me.
With that, Vulture finishes his drink, throws a $10 bill down on the table,
and walks out. Baccaro glares back at him furiously as we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, we see Scythe walking through the
backstage area. He stops at Commissioner Helen Summers’ office and enters.
Scythe: I need a moment with you.
Helen: What the hell do you want?
Scythe; Everlasting Epic. I want GI Jew and Justice.
Helen: And just why should I give you those two at Everlasting Epic?
Conveniently, GI Jew and Justice walk past the office at just that moment,
and stop when they hear themselves mentioned.
GI Jew: So Scythe wants us at Everlasting Epic, huh? (turning
his attention to Scythe) Well listen, you mutt, you want us at Everlasting
Epic? I’ve got no problem with that. In fact, let’s do this. Justice and I, we
will take you on in a tag team match. That means GI Jew and Justice against
Scythe and anyone you want to bring down with you. We already saw how
impeccable your taste in tag team partners is. This time, I won’t even ask you
to name the partner beforehand. Just show up to MSG with a partner, and we’ll
stomp both your faces in.
Scythe: You’re on.
Helen: Hey, hey, I’m the one that makes the matches around here. But yes,
you’re on. I’ll sign off on that.
Scythe: Excellent.
Justice: I don’t know what you’re so happy about.
Jew: Me either. We’ll see you in hell, punk.
Jew and Justice then storm off, and Scythe lingers, staring them down as
they do. Helen Summers simply sighs and retreats back into her office.
The camera cuts back to ringside, where “Vicarious” by TOOL explodes onto the
speakers, and Hollywood Mike Griffin and Greg Tantalus, the legendary TFU, make
their way to the ring.
Griffin: You know, people seem to be throwing around Everlasting Epic
matches pretty liberally, and TFU, we want a piece of the action. Mike Troha,
Bodycount, you can consider this an official challenge, because we want a shot
to regain our Tag Team Championship on August 12, at Madison Square Garden,
Everlasting Epic V!
The fans cheer wildly at this, but begin booing loudly when “Foxy Foxy” by Rob Zombie hits the speakers, and the PWA
commissioner Helen Summers appears at the top of the ramp, microphone in tow.
Helen: Oh really? You want a tag team title shot at Everlasting Epic? And
you suppose me making other matches for Everlasting Epic tonight entitles you
to that? Well you’re wrong. But I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. First off,
there is no way in hell I am simply GIVING you a title match at Everlasting
Epic outright. And it’s for no particular reason other than the fact that I
don’t like you. But here is what I’m going to do for you. At Everlasting Epic,
TFU will compete in a triple threat match, against not just Alpha Omega, but
also the Legacy team of Infernus and Darrin Giles. And THEN, if you are able to
emerge victorious you will earn your shot later that night, because the winners
of that triple threat bout will challenge Mike Troha and Bodycount for the
championship at Everlasting Epic. And that decision, gentlemen, is final.
With that, “Foxy Foxy” replays, and Summers exits. TFU, meanwhile, stands in the ring, with
clearly mixed emotions about the announcement.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break, “Cuz
I Can” by Pink hits the speakers, and the fans begin booing loudly as the PWA
Women’s Champion Magnifica makes her way to the ring, along with the
commissioner Helen Summers and Michelle. The three ladies enter the ring and
prepare for six-woman tag team action.
Ferrara: They sure are, Troy, but I think tonight, they may be in over their
heads.
Moments later, “Free” by VAST hits the speakers,
and Lauren Tantalus makes her way out from behind the curtain to a sizeable
amount of cheers! Lauren pauses at the foot of the ramp, and “The Stone Monkey”
by Kazu Matsui blares onto the speakers, signaling
the arrival of Keiko Ishida! The fans cheer loudly for Keiko, and she joins
Lauren on the ramp. Then, finally, “Dead Promises” by The Rasmus
hits, and the fans explode into thunderous cheers for Morgan Day! Morgan wastes
no time getting out there, meeting her partners at the foot of the ramp, before
they all slide into the ring and take the fight to their opposition as the bell
sounds!
* MORGAN DAY, KEIKO ISHIDA & LAUREN
TANTALUS VS. PWA WOMEN’S CHAMPION MAGNIFICA, HELEN SUMMERS & MICHELLE *
Referee: Dan Martin
Lauren goes right after Michelle, and Keiko and
Morgan head after Magnifica and Helen. However, before any serious damage can
be done, Helen flees the ring. Meanwhile, Lauren takes Michelle and launches
her over the top! Morgan, Keiko, and Lauren then take turns popping Magnifica
with right hands to the jaw, before referee Dan Martin tries to restore order.
Ultimately, it breaks down to Keiko Ishida officially starting the match off
with Magnifica, and establishing a good advantage at the onset. Keiko whips
Magnifica into the ropes and nails her down with a hard clothesline as she
returns! Magnifica gets to her feet, but Keiko charges at her and floors her
with a hard dropkick! With Magnifica down, Keiko looks to the crowd, which is chanting “Morgan.” She asks the crowd if they want
Morgan, and they cheer louder. So, with that, Keiko moves to the corner and
tags Morgan Day into the match!
Once she sees Morgan in the ring, Magnifica crawls
to her corner and instantly tags Helen Summers in. Helen enters the ring and
begins badmouthing Morgan, who can’t wait to get her hands on the commissioner.
They finally go to lock up, but Magnifica, who never left the ring, clubs
Morgan down violently from behind! Magnifica then leaves the ring and Helen
tags her back in. Magnifica re-enters the ring and immediately begins pounding
on Morgan with furious stomps. Magnifica takes it to Morgan hard, whipping her
against the ropes, and downing her with a sidewalk
slam as she returns. Magnifica continues to control the bout, using slow-pace
offense to Morgan off-base and grounded, until she perches Morgan on the top
rope, looking for a superplex. Magnifica follows her
up there, looking for the move, but Morgan blocks it and shoves Magnifica off
the top, down to the mat! Then, as Magnifica rises, Morgan leaps off the top,
drilling her down with a thunderous missile dropkick! The fans cheer loudly,
and both ladies begin making their way to their respective corners, looking for
tags!
Magnifica, who was way closer to her corner, gets
there first, tagging Michelle into the bout. Michelle enters and charges
Morgan, but doesn’t get to her in time, as Morgan reaches out and tags Lauren
Tantalus in! The fans cheer loudly as Lauren enters and begins clubbing
Michelle down with repeated forearms to the jaw! Lauren whips Michelle against
the ropes, and drills her down with a hard back body drop as she returns!
Magnifica then re-enters the ring, but Morgan and Keiko enter to get rid of
her! The referee is distracted by this, and Helen Summers grabs a small foreign
object and tosses it into the ring! Michelle catches it, places it around her
fingers, makes a fist, and clobbers Lauren in the skull with it! Lauren is
staggered, and Michelle rolls her up, using the tights, as Helen screams at the
referee to pay attention! He sees what’s going on and counts… one, two, three.
Ferrara: I’ll agree with you on that one,
The fans boo thunderously as “Going Under” by
Evanescence hits and Michelle, Magnifica, and Helen exit, all very proud of
what they have just accomplished. Meanwhile, in the ring, Morgan, Lauren, and
Keiko all stare back at the Brunette Bitch Brigade hatefully as we head to
commercial.
* WINNERS VIA PINFALL: MAGNIFICA, HELEN
SUMMERS & MICHELLE *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Muse’s “Knights of Cydonia” hits the speakers and we see a graphic appear on
the screen that reads “PWA Everlasting Epic V Report.” From there, the
shot takes us to a backstage set and PWA reporter Ron O’Brien, who is standing
in front of a backdrop featuring the Everlasting Epic V logo.
O’Brien: Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ron O’Brien and this is
the Everlasting Epic V report. Folks, the PWA has just one pay-per-view
event left to complete its illustrious history, and that event will come to you
live from
In the main event, Jaguar will challenge for the PWA World Heavyweight
Championship! Now, it is still unclear just which man will be walking into
Madison Square Garden with the title around his waist, but it is certain that
whoever that man may be, whether it is current champion Jason Calysto, or the
man he will defend the title against momentarily Bryan Conroy, he will be
defending the gold against the legendary Jaguar!
In one of the biggest stories in PWA history, Hall of Famer
Vulture will come out of his two-year retirement, risking permanent paralysis
with his surgically-repaired neck to try to gain a measure of revenge against
his former protégé Jackie Baccaro in a teacher vs. student showdown to end all
showdowns!
Morgan Day will challenge her arch-nemesis Magnifica for the PWA Women’s
Championship!
Speed Demon will finally get Bishop Cross in the ring, and when he does, one
man may not make it out alive, as the two men hell-bent on destroying each
other compete in a Buried Alive casket match, where the only way to win is to
lock your opponent in a casket and then bury it under six feet of dirt!
Solomon will have Keiko Ishida in his corner when he meets the uncanny Machine,
who will have Solomon and Keiko’s former manager Walter Gindin in his corner!
The International Championship will be defended in an Elimination Chamber
match, as champion Dexter P. Wellington puts the gold on the line against
Showtime Damon Savage, Paul Dawkins, Renegade, James Biamonte, and Mike Grieco!
Romeo goes one-on-one with Anthony Failla!
GI Jew and Justice will compete in tag team action against the Modern-Day
Samurai Scythe and a mystery partner!
And, TFU will battle both Alpha Omega and the Legacy unit of Infernus and
Darrin Giles in a triple threat match, with the winning duo advancing to
challenge The Miracle Mike Troha and Bodycount for the PWA Tag Team
Championship later in the show!
Plus much, much more! That’s all for this week, folks. For the
Everlasting Epic report, I’m Ron O’Brien, saying see you next week!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Sad But
True” by Metallica hits the speakers, and the fans
begin booing raucously as Bryan Conroy makes his way to the ring. Conroy,
surprisingly, makes his way to the ring alone, perhaps seeking to become PWA
Champion on his own, rather than to accomplish that task through chicaneries.
Conroy gets himself situated in the ring, ignoring the rabid boos of the
capacity
Calysto and Conroy pay Jaguar attention as he makes
his way out, and Conroy gives him a clearly hateful glance. Jaguar, however,
does not even look towards the ring, instead walking straight ahead to the
commentary desk, where he dons a headset and takes a seat next to
Ferrara: What are you doing out here, man?
Jaguar: Just scouting the competition, Paul. Just scouting
the competition.
Troy: That’s right, Jaguar. You know that the winner
of this bout will be the man who you challenge for the PWA Championship in 18
days at Everlasting Epic, and therefore, it is very important to see this match
up close and personal.
Jaguar: Couldn’t have said it better myself,
* PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO © VS. BRYAN CONROY *
Referee: Tom Stevens
In the ring, Calysto and Conroy stand face to face, and referee Tom Stevens
signals for the bell to sound, getting the final PWA Championship bout to ever
air on Frequency started! Calysto and Conroy are tentative at first, and the
two lock up in the center. Conroy gains the initial advantage in the situation,
tying in a headlock, and cinching it in tightly. Calysto battles out, sending
Conroy into the ropes, and he drops down to the mat upon Conroy’s return.
Conroy hops over Calysto and bounces off the opposite ropes
as Calysto kips up, looking to clobber Conroy with some explosive
offensive maneuver. However, Conroy has this exchange scouted, and downs
Calysto hard with a thunderous clothesline!
Ferrara: You know, I’m not surprised at that,
Conroy pounds on Calysto with several hard stomps,
not allowing him time to recover. Conroy then lifts Calysto up and whips him
hard into the corner, before charging in with a shoulderblock
himself. However, Calysto is able to get a foot up and clobber Conroy in the
face with it! Conroy turns around and staggers forward, and the Iceman runs
forward and drills Conroy down face-first with a bulldog! Conroy is slow to his
feet, but when he does rise, Calysto charges at him and downs him with a
furious spinning heel kick!
Jaguar: Whoa! When the Iceman hits that, the match is normally over!
Conroy gets back to a vertical base slowly, but
Calysto is well positioned to attack when he rises, charging at him and nailing
him hard with a mafia kick! Conroy goes down hard, and the Iceman immediately
goes up to the top rope, looking to continue his march to victory. Calysto
leaps off, looking for the Bottom Line, but as he does, Conroy grabs the
referee and pulls him in the way, causing the Iceman to go crashing into the
referee, knocking him out! With Stevens incapacitated, Conroy signals down to
the back, and Anthony Failla begins charging down to
the ring. The fans boo raucously, and Failla gets into the ring and grabs
Calysto by the throat.
Jaguar: Oh hell no. This shit is NOT going down right here.
Jaguar then rips off his headset and enters the ring!
Ferrara: And thank God for Jaguar,
Jaguar hits the ring and immediately begins
exchanging thunderous blows with Anthony Failla! Conroy tries to get involved,
but Jaguar floors him with a big right hand! Failla lunges at Jaguar, but he
counters with a forward atomic drop that stuns the big man! Then Jaguar charges
at him and clotheslines Failla over the top rope and to the outside! The fans
cheer, but Conroy gets up and spins Jaguar around,
yelling in his face! Jaguar can only smile and point behind Conroy, where Jason
Calysto is standing poised. As soon as Conroy turns around, Calysto drives him
down to the mat with the Crossface! Jaguar helps
revive the official, just in time for Stevens to see Conroy tap out!
The fans cheer thunderously as “F*ckin in the Bushes” replays over the speakers, and both
Stevens and Jaguar raise Calysto’s hand in victory!
Calysto is given his belt back as Conroy and Failla, both livid, are escorted
to the back by security hoping to maintain order. Meanwhile, in the ring,
Calysto offers his hand to Jaguar, and he shakes it, each man clearly
possessing profound respect for the other, but also realizing that now, no
borders stand in their way. Now, it is official: Jason Calysto will defend the
PWA Championship against Jaguar in the last match in PWA history, the main
event of Everlasting Epic V in just 18 short days.
* WINNER VIA SUBMISSION AND STILL PWA
CHAMPION: JASON CALYSTO *
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