A
video package airs, highlighting events that took place last week, with Vulture
and Jackie Baccaro agreeing to face each other in a one-on-one teacher vs.
student battle for the ages at Everlasting Epic, and PWA Champion Jason Calysto
and Jaguar, potential opponents for Everlasting Epic, defeating Anthony Failla
and Rudy Montenora (and Bryan Conroy for a portion of the bout) in tag team
action. From there, “By_Myslf” by
Suddenly,
“Sad But True” by Metallica
blares onto the speakers, and the fans begin booing thunderously as PWA
president Bryan Conroy begins smugly making his way to the ring. Conroy grabs a
microphone and enters the ring.
Conroy: How are you all doing tonight, UDel! (the fans continue to boo) Go Blue Hens! (fans
cheer) What the hell is a Blue Hen anyway? And what kind of fruity name is that
for a team? Seriously people, you guys have some problems around here that you
might want to think of addressing. And who booked this date? I certainly
didn’t. You know, it’s having dates like this one on the calendar that make it
way more apparent why this company is going out of business. (the fans boo raucously now) But, I didn’t come out here to
insult this school or this town, as easy as it would be. I came out here to
express to all of you just how good of a night I think this is going to be. We
are going to crown a brand new PWA Champion tonight in Anthony Failla, and it
truly will be a glorious night, and I would hope you’ll all revel in the joy
that will permeate throughout this arena when Jason Calysto is defeated, and
Anthony Failla reigns supreme as the new PWA Champion. Now, in another order of
business, we currently have no color commentator for this show. Last week, I
fired Scott Hosemann for making inappropriate comments, and I’ve been racking
my brain all week, trying to decide on a suitable replacement. Well, as it
turns out, I have just the person. Now, this choice might strike you as a bit
odd, given our history, but I really felt he was the best man for the job.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the Frequency announce booth, Paul
Ferrara!
The fans
begin cheering thunderously as “Chubby Boy” by Mannie
Fresh overtakes the speakers and Paul Ferrara, the color commentator on
Frequency for three years before being voted the new commissioner this past
November, appears at the top of the ramp, still on crutches from the heinous
attack at the hands of Anthony Failla several months ago.
The cheers
of the fans begin to die down, but Conroy remains in the ring, smirking.
Conroy: I bet you’re all wondering why I decided to bring Paul Ferrara back,
huh? After everything we did to him, and after all the bad blood we have. Well,
the reason is simple. And Paul, I hope you’re listening carefully. I brought
you back, Paul, because it will amuse me to no end to hear you have to commentate,
with such hateful passion, on everything my associates and I do to send this
company into further misery on its way down. And Paul, it starts tonight. It
starts right now, with our opening match. It starts with your beloved hero, the
man who is solely responsible for the demise of this company, Kerry Cox, going
up against a true legend in this business, Rudy Montenora. And it happens right
after this commercial break!
Ferrara: I hate Bryan Conroy,
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we return “Lose Yourself” by Eminem
is blaring over the speakers, and the fans are booing as Rudy Montenora is
standing in the ring, ready for action, with Bryan Conroy standing in his
corner on the outside. Moments later, “War Machine” by KISS hits, and the fans
go haywire for the Hardcore Icon Kerry Cox, as he makes his way to the ring!
Cox wastes no time, immediately diving inside and taking the fight right to
Montenora as the bell sounds!
*
KERRY COX VS. RUDY MONTENORA *
Referee: Billy Vargas
Cox pounds away on Montenora viciously, immediately energizing the
crowd at the start of the bout! Cox has the initial advantage, whipping
Montenora against the ropes, and nailing him down hard with a back body drop as
he returns! Montenora gets to his feet, and Cox nails him down hard with a
dropkick! Montenora gets up again, and this time, Cox charges him and downs him
with a furious bulldog! The fans cheer loudly, but as soon as Cox turns around,
Bryan Conroy smacks him hard in the head with a steel chair! Referee Billy
Vargas attempts to call for a disqualification, but Conroy threatens him and
demands he do his job and stay focused on the match. Begrudgingly, Vargas
overlooks the chairshot, and when Cox ultimately gets
back to his feet, Montenora nearly takes his head off with a furious superkick! Montenora covers… one, two, three.
The fans don’t share that opinion, as they boo hatefully while “Lose
Yourself” replays on the speakers. Conroy and Montenora share a hearty laugh as
they exit, leaving a battered and bruised Kerry Cox in the ring as we head to
commercial.
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: RUDY MONTENORA *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, “The Stone Monkey” by Kazu
Matsui blares onto the speakers, and Keiko Ishida
makes her way to the ring to a tremendous amount of cheers! Keiko grabs a
microphone and heads into the ring, appearing that she has something to say.
Keiko stands in the ring with the microphone, ready to speak.
Keiko: Two weeks ago, my manager Walter Gindin decided he was going to throw
me out to the street like yesterday’s garbage. He had a lot of nerve to do
that, considering my track record since coming under his tutelage, but it
didn’t really matter, because we had stopped getting along to begin with. We
had different ideas of the direction my career would head in. My problem with
Walter Gindin is not the decision he made, because the decision was business.
My problem is what happened after. For him to unleash The Machine upon me was
disrespectful and was a slap in the face to everything I have done as a Gindin
client. Tonight, I will respond to this by doing something that everyone close
to me has advised me not to do, something they have called suicide. I am
calling out you, Machine, and I am challenging you to a fight.
Moments later, “H-K” by Fear Factory blares onto the speakers, and an
amused Machine makes his way down the aisle, alongside Walter Gindin. Gindin
grabs a microphone and the two enter the ring, standing directly in front of
Keiko Ishida, incredulously.
Gindin: Ok ok, let me get this straight. YOU want
to challenge The MACHINE?! Keiko, I’ve always known you weren’t the brightest
client I’ve ever had, but this is just downright insanity! Do you have ANY idea
what The Machine will do to you?! This man does not discriminate, Keiko. He
hates everyone equally, and that includes women and children. Tell her,
Machine.
Machine: You really would be making absolutely the biggest mistake of your entire
pathetic life, Ishida. The Machine is a force unlike any you have ever
encountered. The Machine is bigger, stronger, faster, and well, male. And that
alone makes Machine supreme.
At that sexist comment, Keiko rears back and spits right in Machine’s face!
Keiko: I spit at your sexism!
No sooner does Keiko spit at Machine does the
former PWA Champion grab her by the throat and squeeze it hard! However, as
soon as he does this, Solomon charges out from the back and attacks Machine!
The fans cheer thunderously as Solomon rids the ring of Machine, and Gindin
flees just as quickly when Keiko lunges at him!
Troy: I think they set Machine and Gindin up, Paul!
As the fans cheer thunderously, Solomon grabs the microphone.
Solomon: You want to take this to the next level? Well then that’s what
we’re doing! Machine, I’m challenging you to a match at Everlasting Epic! You
can have Walter Gindin in your corner, but I’m coming to Everlasting Epic with
Keiko Ishida in mine!
Machine: You want it?! You got it, punk! Your ass is grass at Everlasting Epic!
The fans cheer wildly as “Hear Me” by Darkseed
blares onto the speakers and Solomon and Keiko stare down a defiant Machine and
a frightened Gindin and the camera cuts to the back.
In the backstage area, we see Lauren Tantalus talking to a production
assistant, when Michelle walks over to her, with the Tag Team Champions Mike
Troha and Bodycount behind her. Michelle, without saying a word, turns Lauren
around and slaps her in the face! Lauren is furious, but is smart, realizing
she is all alone, and Michelle has Troha and Bodycount standing behind her.
Michelle: Stay out of my business, bitch. I’m not going to warn you again. I
have nothing else to say.
With that, Michelle exits with her troops, and Lauren is left behind,
livid, as we take a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Made You Look” by Nas is blaring over
the speakers, and Bodycount is standing in the ring, ready for action, with
Michelle and Bodycount’s PWA Tag Team Championship
partner The Miracle Mike Troha standing on the outside. Moments later, “Hey
You” by Simon Says hits, and the fans explode with thunderous cheers, as Greg
Tantalus makes his way to the ring, alongside Hollywood Mike Griffin.
* BODYCOUNT VS. GREG TANTALUS *
Referee: Jason Church
Tantalus pounds away on Bodycount with huge rights and lefts, but the
massive Bodycount is barely staggered! Bodycount grabs a hold of Tantalus and
whips him against the ropes, crushing him down with a thunderous sidewalk slam!
Bodycount waits for Tantalus to get to his feet, and when he does, Michelle
tosses him one of the championship belts, and Bodycount cracks Tantalus right
in the skull with it, knocking him out for the immediate and obvious
disqualification!
Mike Troha sneaks up behind
Ferrara: These six really want at each other,
* WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION: GREG
TANTALUS *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, the lights dim and “Phantom of the Opera Overture”
explodes onto the speakers, prompting the fans in the audience to boo
thunderously as Bishop Cross makes his way to the ring. Cross, whose face shows
no reaction, starts down the aisle, with an apparent purpose in mind. When he
reaches the ringside area, Cross grabs a microphone and enters the ring.
Cross: Speed Demon, last week, you sealed your fate on the Swan Song,
challenging me to a Buried Alive casket match. What you don’t realize, Demon, is that I live for matches like those. Now, the key
to success in matches that put simply your livelihood on the line against that
of another man is to defeat him mentally before the match even begins. So, I
took the liberty of taking the first step in reaching that plateau here this
week. Sit back and relax, Demon. You’re going to enjoy this.
With that, Cross exits the ring and begins reaching underneath it, as if he
has something under the ring that he wants to obtain. Finally, he pulls it out
and rolls it into the ring, and the
Cross grabs a steel chair and places it into the ring, and everyone in
the crowd cringes. However, Cross sets it up in the ring and seats Dana on it.
He refuses to untie her, but he removes the gag from her mouth.
Cross: Tell these people what your name.
Dana: (frightened) Dana. Dana Chapman.
Cross: And why are you here?
Dana: I… I… don’t know. Please don’t hurt me.
Cross: Do you have any idea where you are?
Dana: Some… some kind of show.
Cross: Have you ever been here before?
Dana: I don’t think so. But it all seems so… so…
Cross: So strangely familiar, right? Let me ask you another question. Have you
ever seen me before?
Dana: Yes.
Cross: Where?
Dana: In… in my nightmares.
At that, Cross laughs heartily, before growing more serious.
Cross: You look good tonight, Dana. Good enough to eat.
With that, Cross disgustingly licks Dana’s cheek, sending shock and horror
through the poor, confused girl! However, Speed Demon, having apparently just
been informed of what was taking place in the ring, darts down the aisle with a
baseball bat in tow! Cross hears the crowd erupt into cheers, so he reaches
into his pocket as Demon hits the ring. Then, as soon as Demon enters, Cross
whips himself around and heaves a handful of powder into Demon’s eyes! Demon is
stunned, and Cross reaches back into his pocket, pulling out brass knuckles,
which he uses to floor Demon hard, right in the center of the ring! With Demon
on the brink of destruction, Cross lifts him up and crushes him down with the
Crossfire to a round of hateful boos! Demon is unconscious in the ring, having
been effectively set up, and Dana Chapman still sits frightened in the ring.
Cross thinks about exiting the ring, but instead decides to kick over the chair
Dana is sitting on for good measure. “Phantom of the Opera Overture” then
replays over the speakers and Bishop Cross exits to an absolutely hate-filled
response.
Troy: I hope you’re right, Paul. Folks, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Dead Promises” by The Ramsus hits
the speakers and the fans begin cheering wildly for the arrival of Morgan Day!
Morgan makes her way to the ring, ready for action, but still cautious about
what trick her opposition may have up her sleeve. She finds out moments later,
when “Foxy Foxy” by Rob Zombie hits, and the
commissioner Helen Summers makes her way to the ring… on crutches. Michelle is
walking just a step behind her, making sure she doesn’t fall, and the crowd
doesn’t buy this for one second. Michelle gets Helen a microphone as Morgan
stands noticeably aggravated in the ring.
Helen: Now, as you can all see, I suffered a little injury the other day. I
must have tweaked my knee or something, because I am in a tremendous amount of
pain, and therefore, I cannot wrestle. I know, I know, you’re all disappointed,
since we had advertised my first match here tonight, but Michelle here is a
perfectly suitable replacement. So Morgan, you stupid ho, you’re going to
wrestle Michelle tonight, and I’m going to stand out here and make sure there’s
no funny business.
With that, Michelle enters the ring and immediately goes after Morgan!
Morgan goes down to a knee, but quickly rebounds and begins stinging Michelle
with repeated forearms! Morgan whips Michelle against the ropes, and downs her
hard on the rebound with a huge powerslam! However,
before the fans can even cheer, Helen slides into the ring with one of her
crutches and cracks Morgan across the back of the head with it! Helen then hops
up and down to prove to the fans that she was faking her injury, and points to
her head to express that she is smart. She demands referee Dan Martin ring the
bell to start the match, and he obliges the commissioner’s request.
* HELEN SUMMERS VS. MORGAN DAY *
Referee: Dan Martin
With Morgan down and pretty much out, Helen begins
stomping away on her viciously. Helen bounces off the ropes and nails Morgan
with an elbow drop. The commissioner goes for an immediate cover… one, two, and
Morgan kicks out. Helen admonishes Martin for the speed of his count, but
nonetheless, she continues on. She yanks Morgan up by the hair, and when she
gets her up, she slaps her hard across the face! However, this seems to awaken
the beast within Morgan, as she grabs Helen by the throat and hurls her down to
the mat, strangling her! Michelle jumps onto the apron, but Morgan rushes over
and clubs her off with a hard forearm! Then, as Helen gets to her feet, Morgan
whips her hard into the corner, following her in with a huge splash! Helen staggers
forward, and Morgan looks to end it, lifting her up, and drilling her down hard
with the Daybreak! Morgan covers… one, two, three!
The fans cheer thunderously as “Dead Promises” replays over the
speakers and Morgan Day exits. Morgan looks back at both Helen and Michelle and
shakes her head as she exits to the back and we take a commercial break.
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: MORGAN DAY *
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
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