Back from break, we see Vulture walking through the
hall in the backstage area. He opens a dressing room door and enters, finding
Morgan Day inside. Morgan looks distressed as he enters, but Vulture puts his
arms around her and gives her a slow, warm kiss on the lips that seems to put
her at ease. However, there is still an element of worry evident from the
expression on her face.
Vulture: What’s the matter?
Morgan: Oh come on, Mike, you know what’s the matter. Let’s not pretend you
don’t.
Vulture: I know. But listen, you should have been prepared for this. You know
this is what I came back for. I can’t let them win this war. I can’t let them
think they’ve defeated me, or you. This is our dream, Morgan. We’ve got the
chance now. I can show Jackie Baccaro that this old dog still has some tricks
left in him and beat him, and you can beat the snot out of Magnifica and win
back your Women’s Championship at Everlasting Epic, the last show PWA will ever
run, and the last show before we can maybe settle down together, think about a
wedding date, having kids, the whole nine. I want to do it all with you, but we
just have one thing left to do. We have to get past Everlasting Epic. And we
have to both get the job done.
Morgan: But what if something should happen to you? I don’t know if I could…
Vulture: If God forbid something happened to me, you’d be fine, Morgan, I know
you would. You’ve dealt with…
Suddenly, Vulture stops speaking when he looks up and notices they have an
uninvited guest in their dressing room. It is the Women’s Champion Magnifica.
Vulture: How the hell long have you been standing there, you miserable
bitch?
Magnifica: Whoa! Temper, temper! Is that any way to greet an old friend?
Hardly, I say. I’ve been standing here long enough to take in this whole
sickening display. But you know, something you said gave me a little pause just
now. Think about a wedding date? Isn’t that what people who are engaged do? Did
you two crazy kids go and get engaged?
Morgan: (glaring at Magnifica hatefully) Not that it’s any of YOUR business,
but yes. About a month ago. Right before I came back from my injury.
Magnifica: And you didn’t tell anyone?! How crazy! How’d he do it? Go on, you
can tell me.
Morgan: I’m not telling you another bloody thing! Get the hell out of our
dressing room! What do you want?!
Magnifica: (ignoring) Hey Mike, how come you can pop the question to her but
not to me, huh? Don’t even try to tell me I didn’t mean enough to you.
Vulture: You want to know why? Because you’re pure, unadulterated evil. And I
would never marry a filthy gutter slut. You outlived your usefulness to me, so
here we are now.
Magnifica: A gutter slut, huh? You know Mike, it’s for the best. If we were
married, our kids would be half loser. Makes me glad I had an abortion when I
was pregnant with your kid.
This comment sends Morgan into a rage and she lunges at the woman she will
battle at Everlasting Epic for the Women’s Championship, but Vulture does
everything he can to hold her back. While holding Morgan back, he stares
hatefully into the eyes of his tormentor.
Vulture: Get out of my dressing room, Magnifica. Get out of my dressing
room, and get out of my life.
After a heated staredown, Magnifica calmly exits the room, but not before
offering parting words.
Magnifica: You’ve only got a few weeks left anyway, Mike. Jackie’s taking
you down at Everlasting Epic, and he’s not leaving anything for your ho over
here. And bitch, your fate at my hands won’t be much better.
Magnifica then exits, leaving Vulture and Morgan to fume in the dressing
room, and we take a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break “Zerospace” by
Kidneythieves is blaring over the speakers, and Jade is standing in the ring,
readying herself for battle. Moments later, “Dead Promises” by The Rasmus
explodes onto the speakers, and the fans burst into thunderous cheers as Morgan
Day emerges! Morgan appears from behind the curtain looking extremely pissed
off and extremely eager to take her anger out on someone, and the look on her
face reveals that she has decided Jade will make a sufficient target. Morgan
rolls into the ring and immediately blasts Jade down with a furious right hand
to the jaw, before mounting her and pounding away on her with vicious rights
and lefts as the bell sounds!
Madsen: She isn’t, Vic. Jade has been made the scapegoat, and she will pay her
penance here tonight.
* MORGAN DAY VS. JADE *
Referee: Dan Martin
Jade finally stumbles to her feet, but Morgan whips her into the corner,
and follows it up with a thunderous splash! Jade staggers forward, but Morgan
boots her in the stomach and drills her down with a compacting DDT! With Jade
out of it, Morgan runs her thumb across her throat, before turning her thumb
down to the crowd. From there, as the fans cheer wildly, Morgan locks Jade in
the sharpshooter, and wrenches it in tightly! Jade tries to power out of the
move, but she realizes she has nowhere to go and taps out!
Madsen: And she has done it in the most absolutely dominating of fashions!
The fans cheer wildly as “Dead Promises” replays
over the speakers, but suddenly, Morgan is blasted down from behind, after a
shot in the back of the head with the Women’s Championship belt by Magnifica!
When the camera pans back, we can see Magnifica, Michele, and Helen Summers all
standing in the ring over Morgan!
Madsen: Well, they’re definitely not here to invite her to a tea party.
With Morgan down and woozy, Helen has Magnifica and
Michelle hold Morgan down as Helen picks up a microphone.
Helen: You want to mess with us? Then this is what you get, you stupid
filthy ho! Morgan, Magnifica is going to tear you apart at Everlasting Epic and
leave you virtually unrecognizable, but I decided I want a piece of the action
myself. Morgan, next week, live on Frequency from Newark, Delaware, you’re
going to get in the ring…with ME!
Madsen: There’s gotta be something up here, Vic, I don’t trust this.
The fans boo loudly as the three ladies stand
victoriously over Morgan. “Foxy Foxy” by Rob Zombie blares onto the speakers,
and the three, who apparently refer to themselves as the Brunette Bitch
Brigade, exit in tandem as we head to commercial.
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: MORGAN DAY *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break, we see Scott Cornelius
standing by with the new Progressive Champion, John Wolfe.
Cornelius: Alright ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with John Wolfe, who last
week defeated Soaring
Wolfe: Well Scott, I’m not going to lie. It feels fantastic. You know, I worked
long and hard to get a shot at the title in the first place, and after I was
screwed out of the belt to end my first reign, I swore I would do anything to
get it back. Now, I am the champion again, and I can definitely say I feel
fulfilled.
Suddenly, Wolfe is clubbed down from behind by Soaring
Phoenix!
Phoenix: This isn’t over, Wolfe. Not until I get back what’s mine.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, “Control” by Earshot is playing
over the speakers, and Legacy members Infernus and Darrin Giles are in the ring
with manager Justin Schenck, awaiting their competition. Moments later,
“Stockholm Syndrome” by Muse hits, and the team of Paul Epton and Kris Anthony
makes its way to the ring to a big ovation! Epton and Anthony energize the
crowd as they enter, but they aren’t even given a chance to get their bearings,
as Schenck has Giles and Infernus attack them as soon as they hit the ring!
Madsen: It’s fine strategy, since Epton and Anthony are a fast-paced
high-impact team, and you don’t want them to establish any momentum.
* PAUL EPTON & KRIS ANTHONY VS.
INFERNUS & DARRIN GILES *
Referee: Jason Church
The bell sounds, and the battle boils down to Epton against Giles to start
things off. Giles pounds away on Epton, trying to keep him grounded, but the
plan doesn’t work for long. Epton rebounds and begins nailing Giles down with
repeated dropkicks, energizing the crowd! Giles tags out to Infernus, but
Infernus doesn’t have much more luck with the British sensation! Then, Epton
tags Kris Anthony into the match, and Anthony begins unloading on his former
stablemates, pounding both Infernus and Giles, who has re-entered the ring,
viciously! Anthony has the crowd on his feet when Schenck senses this match
slipping away, so he signals down to the back! Suddenly, as Epton and Anthony
continue their dominance, Alpha Omega runs down to the ring and attacks Epton
and Anthony from behind! The referee calls for a disqualification, but now,
Schenck enters the ring as well, and a five-on-two attack on Epton and Anthony
ensues.
Madsen: Somebody get some help out here!
As the beatdown continues, Alpha Omega looks to
make a point. The Omega Steve Beovich nails his Extreme Precision frog splash
on Paul Epton with crushing impact, and The Alpha Greg Price squeezes his
former Naturals partner Kris Anthony hard in a
Madsen: Time will tell, Vic. Time will tell.
* WINNERS VIA DISQUALIFICATION: PAUL
EPTON & KRIS ANTHONY *
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, we see Mike Grieco standing in the
backstage area. Suddenly, he is approached by his former flame, Dee Licious.
Grieco: Hey
Grieco: Don’t mention it,
James Biamonte now joins them in the backstage
area, with an angry scowl on his face.
Biamonte: Hey Grieco, why don’t you do what’s best for you and stay the hell
away from my sister?
Grieco: This is none of your business, James. This is between me and Dee.
Biamonte: No, Grieco, that’s where you’re wrong. You forget that all this
between the two of us initially started last summer because you were mistreating
my sister. Now, she’s a skank and she probably deserved it, but I still can’t
have outsiders going around and disrespecting my family.
Biamonte: Oh come on, you know it’s true. You’re not fooling anyone.
Grieco: You’re lucky I don’t rip your head off your damn shoulders right now.
Biamonte: Oh yeah? Well why not do it next week
Grieco: Is that a challenge?
Biamonte: You bet it’s a challenge. Are we on?
Grieco: You bet we’re on.
Biamonte: Good. See you next week then, chump.
Biamonte then exits, leaving an angry Mike Grieco
and Dee Licious in his wake.
The camera cuts to another portion of the backstage area, where the PWA World
Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto is preparing for tonight’s main event. As he
paces back and forth, trying to get into the zone, Jaguar, his partner for
tonight and scheduled world title challenger for Everlasting Epic enters. The
two stare at each other intently before shaking hands.
Calysto: What’s up Jag?
Jaguar: Just wanted to check in before the match, see if you wanted to talk
strategy or something.
Calysto: Well, you know this is nothing we can’t handle tonight. In fact, I
don’t know that there’s anything either of us can’t handle.
Jaguar: Exactly. That’s why I’m sure not only that we’ll win tonight, but that
you will beat Anthony Failla next week and keep the belt. I fully expect to see
you standing across the ring from me at Everlasting Epic.
Calysto: Well thanks for the vote of confidence, but I’d be lying if I said I
didn’t feel exactly the same way. And quite honestly, it will be an honor to
face you in the main event of the last show in PWA history, for the title. You
inducted me into the Hall of Fame two years ago, we’re both four-time PWA
champions, with you going for your unprecedented fifth, and you are 4-0 at
Everlasting Epic. It would be tremendous.
Jaguar: I totally agree. But for now, man, we’ve got ourselves a tag match to
win.
Calysto: Oh you know it. Let’s get to it.
With that, Jaguar and Calysto exit the room in tandem, heading for the ring
as we take our final commercial break.
Madsen: I can’t wait!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss hits the
speakers, and the fans begin booing loudly as the team of Anthony Failla and
Rudy Montenora makes its way to the ring for tonight’s main event. The two wear
very serious looks on their faces, looking determined to snuff out Bryan Conroy’s
two least favorite wrestlers in one fell swoop. As Failla and Montenora wait in
the ring, “I’m On It” by the Purple Ribbon All-Stars blares onto the speakers,
and Jaguar emerges through flaming pyro on the stage to a thunderous ovation
from the admiring capacity crowd! Jaguar revels in the cheers as he walks down
the ramp, pausing at the foot of it. He waits at the bottom, and moments later,
“F*ckin in the Bushes” by Oasis explodes onto the speakers, and the
Troy: Alright, here we go!
Madsen: This should be a tremendous battle!
* ANTHONY FAILLA & RUDY MONTENORA
VS. PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JASON CALYSTO & JAGUAR *
Referee: Tom Stevens
Jaguar clotheslines Montenora over the top rope and to the outside, and the
match officially gets started in the ring, with Calysto and Failla slugging it
out. Calysto establishes an early advantage with Failla, slugging away on him
with repeated rights and lefts, but his challenger for next week battles back,
taking what he has to offer, and giving back stiff shots of his own. Failla
downs Calysto with a hard right hand, before tagging Montenora into the bout.
Suddenly, Romeo darts down the aisle with a lead pipe in his hand, and the fans
cheer wildly! Upon seeing this, Failla hops out of the ring and takes off!
Romeo continues in hot pursuit, chasing Failla into the crowd and out of sight!
Madsen: Romeo has been wanting to get at Failla ever since Failla attacked
Camieko last week heinously! Failla knew he was in trouble, so he bolted!
Montenora is noticeably aggravated at having been
left alone, but attempts to hold his own in his exchange with Calysto.
Montenora controls the tempo initially, but minutes later, Calysto is able to
drill Montenora down with a fierce mafia kick, energizing the crowd! Just as it
appears that Calysto is going to truly press his advantage, Bryan Conroy walks
down the aisle, his wrestling gear on. The fans boo raucously at this
development, and Conroy hops onto the ring apron in Montenora’s corner and
outstretches his hand, asking for the tag.
Madsen: Bryan Conroy is president of this company, Vic, and he can do anything
he wants. Anthony Failla skipped out on this match, so Conroy himself has
decided to come out here to replace him. And Vic, I don’t think there’s
anything we can do about it.
Calysto continues trying to press his advantage,
but Montenora is able to boot him in the stomach and nail him with a swift DDT!
Given this opening , Montenora crawls to his corner and tags Bryan Conroy into
the bout. Conroy rushes Calysto, but before he can get to him, Calysto tags in
Jaguar! The fans go nuts as Jaguar enters the ring and begins flooring Conroy
with repeated clotheslines! Jaguar whips Conroy against the ropes and downs him
with a vicious back body drop! Jaguar whips Conroy into the corner, and Conroy
hits the buckle hard. Jaguar charges in, but Conroy moves out of the way, and
Jaguar smacks chest-first against the buckles! Conroy then grabs Jaguar from
behind and downs him with a hard release German suplex. With Jaguar dazed,
Conroy tags Montenora back into the bout. Conroy and Montenora stomp Jaguar
together, and Conroy then ultimately leaves the ring. Jaguar tries to get to
the corner to make a tag, but Montenora will not allow it. Montenora lifts
Jaguar up and begins taunting him, when suddenly, Jaguar boots Montenora in the
stomach and drills him down with the Carrjack!
Madsen: It can happen any time, any place, Vic!
Jaguar looks to cover Montenora, but Conroy grabs a
chair and enters the ring! Conroy looks to use the chair on Jaguar, when
suddenly, Kerry Cox rushes down to the ring to a thunderous ovation! Conroy
instead swings the chair at Cox, but Cox ducks under it, boots Conroy in the
stomach, and rips the chair away from him! Cox then chases Conroy to the back
with the chair! Meanwhile, in the ring, Jaguar and Calysto nod to each other,
both knowing without saying that it is time to end the match. As Montenora
slowly gets to his feet, Calysto and Jaguar climb to the top rope in
neighboring corners. When Montenora rises, Calysto leaps off and drills him
down with the Bottom Line! Calysto then rolls out of the way, with Montenora
down and out, and Jaguar dives off his corner with the Suga Splash! Jaguar connects
with tremendous impact and covers… one, two, three!
Madsen: What a tremendous display! For two guys currently slated to do battle
at Everlasting Epic, they worked extremely well together here tonight!
The fans cheer wildly as “I’m On It” overtakes the
speakers, and Calysto and Jaguar have their hands raises as winners. After the
bout, Calysto offers his hand to Jaguar in a handshake, and Jaguar accepts it,
prompting the fans to cheer even louder. Calysto and Jaguar celebrate their
victory in the ring as the cameras fade to black.
Troy: Ladies and gentlemen, it was a wild one here tonight, and please join
us again next week, when Jason Calysto defends the PWA Championship against
Anthony Failla! For Rick Madsen, and for the departed Superstar Scott Hosemann,
I’m Victor Troy, saying goodnight everybody!
* WINNERS VIA PINFALL: JASON CALYSTO
& JAGUAR *
-- END SHOW --
BUY OFFICIAL PWA MERCHANDISE BY CLICKING HERE!
CHECK OUT THE LATEST RESULTS FROM THE 2006 GOLDEN RING TOURNAMENT BY CLICKING HERE!
CHECK OUT THE UPDATED 2006 GOLDEN RING TOURNAMENT BRACKETS BY CLICKING HERE!
HAVE COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU’VE READ?
SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT?
SEND TO PWAFEEDBACK@YAHOO.COM
CHECK OUT THE HALL OF FAME MINI-SITE BY
CLICKING HERE!
DARK MATCHES:
1. Dynamite Dean Nash d. Victor Simon at
2. Dee Licious d. Liz Rush at
3. Scythe d. Justice at
Back