As we return from break, we are shown highlights of
the war that took place this past Saturday night at Meltdown, where Speed Demon
defeated Army of the Damned member Loki in a barbed wire steel cage match to
send Loki out of the PWA for good. As the package ends, we return to ringside
with our commentators, Victor Troy and Superstar Scott Hosemann.
Troy: Folks, it truly was a hellacious battle on Saturday night, when Speed
Demon defeated Loki, leaving just Bishop Cross left in Demon’s quest to destroy
the entire Army of the Damned.
Hosemann: That’s right, and everyone can assume what Speed Demon’s next step is
going to be, but only he knows for sure.
Troy: That is, of course, until he tells the world what his next move, right
here next week on Frequency, when he is Henry Swanson’s special guest on the
Swan Song!
Hosemann: That should be something, Troy, and I am
definitely looking forward to it.
Suddenly, “Opium of the People” by Slipknot blares onto the speakers, and
GI Jew and Justice make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos. Jew grabs a
microphone, and the two enter the ring smugly.
Jew: Well, you all saw it on Saturday night. And tonight, here on the Fourth
of July, on the birthday of my nation, I would like to officially say you’re
welcome, for finally gaining revenge for this country for
Justice: Uh, GI, first of all, those dudes, they Chinese, not Japanese. And
second, we dropped an atom bomb on
Jew: Whatever. Same difference. The bottom line is that
you could throw one Chinaman, two Chinamen, 20
Chinamen at us, but it doesn’t matter, because we’ll stomp out the whole damn
continent of
The fans boo relentlessly at Jew’s disgustingly
racist remarks, until Scythe storms down to the ring with a samurai sword!
Hosemann: I think that’s his personal sword, the Flying Dragon! And he has
obviously taken offense to GI Jew’s remarks!
The fans cheer wildly, and Jew and Justice waste no
time immediately exiting the ring as a furious Modern-Day Samurai stands in the
ring and “With You” by
Hosemann: No he isn’t! And despite the fact that teaming with Billy Chan didn’t
quite work out, you’ve gotta believe that another time, another place, Scythe
will get his revenge on GI Jew and Justice!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, we see Camieko walking through the backstage
area, until she is stopped by a smiling Anthony Failla.
Camieko: Excuse me.
Failla: Excuse you for what? For being so hot? You’re
excused.
Camieko: Ugh. Listen creep, I’ve got to be somewhere, so please get out of my
way.
Failla: Where do you got to be?
Camieko: Anywhere besides right here.
Failla: I think you’re hot. You don’t think I am?
Camieko: I think you’re a creep, and I’d appreciate
you getting out my damn way.
Failla: Fine.
Failla steps to the side.
Camieko: Thank you. Finally.
Camieko tries to exit, but as she walks past, Failla reaches out and grabs
her by the throat! From there, Failla launches her, shoving her hard into the
wall, with her head smacking against it! Camieko falls to the ground in a heap,
bleeding from the back of her head, and Failla merely chuckles.
Failla: Stupid bitch.
Failla exits and we head to commercial.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, we see EMTs tending to Camieko in
the backstage area, when Da Playboi Romeo walks over and has a look of great
concern as he sees his former flame down and out.
Romeo: What the hell’s going on?
EMT: It was Failla. Apparently he made a pass at her, she refused him, and he
attacked her.
Romeo: How is she?
EMT: She’ll be ok, but we’ve got to get her to a hospital. She’s going to need
some stitches, and she almost certainly has a concussion.
Romeo: That mother f****!
Romeo, enraged, storms out of the arena, never
looking back.
The camera shifts to another portion of the backstage area, where Scott
Cornelius is standing by with the new International Champion Dexter P.
Wellington, his butler Winston, and his new lady, Liz Rush.
Cornelius: Dex, first of all, congratulations on becoming the International
Champion this past Saturday night. But you have to know that your victory has
been overshadowed in a huge way by the actions of that woman standing beside
you, Liz Rush. Why, Liz? Why did you leave your boyfriend Paul Dawkins and join
forces this man, Dexter Wellington?
Liz: Scott, I’ve stuck by Paul for a long, long time, but you have to remember
one thing. It always looks great from the outside, but you don’t know the type
of relationship I was in. Paul was a controlling, hot-headed boyfriend that
made me feel guilty about everything I wanted to do that didn’t involve him.
You all saw a glimpse of how volatile and angry a man Paul Dawkins is many
months ago, when he accidentally allowed his temper to slip out onto national
television. But I had to live with it, day in and day out. And good luck trying
to get him to give you any compliments or show you any attention. Paul is so
severely lacking in that area. Now Dex here, that is
where he shines. From our first encounter, I knew exactly where I stood with
Dex, and I knew that he would treat me right. He convinced me that now was the
time to finally rid myself of Paul Dawkins, and I wholeheartedly agreed with
him. And now look. Dexter P. Wellington stands before you the NEW International
Champion.
Wellington: That’s right Liz, and I will tell you, it is a fantastic feeling to
have you standing here by my side, one of the hottest ladies I have ever had on
my arm.
Liz: One of?
Wellington: Hey, there’s been a lot, honey. But don’t worry, you’re right up
there. Now, as you alluded to, Scott, I am the NEW International Champion, and
that is indeed a cause for celebration. A cause for a party of great magnitude,
because…
Suddenly,
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, “Vicarious” by Tool blares onto the speakers, and the fans
begin cheering thunderously for the duo of Hollywood Mike Griffin and Greg
Tantalus, TFU, as they make their way to the ring!
Hosemann: Well
Tantalus: That’s not to say that we CAN’T get the job done, nor is it to say
that we can’t beat those bastards on the same night we already beat someone
else. It’s just we’d like a little warning next time. And, I know this goes
without saying, but we want, no, we DEMAND, a title shot, at Everlasting Epic!
Hosemann: That would be huge!
The fans cheer loudly at this.
Griffin: We figured since you took it upon yourselves to interject
yourselves in a title match that had absolutely nothing to do with you and
essentially stole the titles we had just worked hard to win, the least you
could do is grant us a rematch.
Moments later, “Going Under” by Evanescence hits the speakers, and the fans
boo loudly as Michelle emerges from behind the curtain. Michelle walks several
paces down the ramp with a microphone in tow, before stopping to begin
speaking.
Michelle: Listen to you two. You’re not back together more than a few weeks,
and already you’re bitching and moaning about something. Griffin, you and
scumbag in the ring, you need to get something through your heads. This TFU
reunion, it was never about being fair to you and giving you guys a fair shot.
It was always about me, and me gaining the best revenge possible, and now, I
think I’ve achieved that. When that scumbag Tantalus turned on me and left me
high and dry, I swore revenge that night, but for one reason or another, it
always got thwarted. In fact,
The fans boo loudly momentarily, until Lauren
Tantalus storms out from behind the curtain and attacks Michelle! Lauren spears
Michelle onto the ramp, and begins pounding on her with furious lefts and
rights to the joy of both the crowd and TFU!
Hosemann: No, she doesn’t!
Lauren wails away on Michelle, until Mike Troha ad
Bodycount emerge from the back and yank her off their manager! Troha and
Bodycount look poised to do something heinous to the three-time former Women’s
Champion, but Griffin and Tantalus dart out of the ring and meet Troha and
Bodycount in warfare on the ramp! The teams battle viciously on the ramp, as
officials pour out from the back to separate them!
Hosemann: It sure has!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break, “Things Done Changed” by
Notorious BIG hits the speakers, and the fans begin booing raucously as the
Women’s Champion Magnifica leads Jackie Baccaro to the ring for his opportunity
to regain the PWA World Heavyweight Championship. Baccaro enters the ring
looking to be the picture of focus, ready to do whatever it takes to climb back
atop the mountain he was knocked off Saturday night. As Baccaro waits, “F*ckin
in the Bushes” by Oasis explodes onto the speakers, and The Iceman Jason
Calysto, the new PWA Champion, makes his way to the ring to a tremendous roar
of approval from the capacity D.C. crowd. Calysto wastes no time entering the
ring, removing his belt and raising it high, before handing it to referee Tom
Stevens. Calysto and Baccaro stare each other down in the center of the ring,
when suddenly, “I’m On It” by the Purple Ribbon All-Stars thumps onto the
speakers! The fans begin cheering just as loudly for Jaguar!
Hosemann: I guess he’s coming out to take a closer look at the two men who are
competing probably for the right to defend the PWA title against him at
Everlasting Epic!
Baccaro and Calysto stare at Jaguar as he walks
around the outside of the ring, and heads over to the commentary table. Jaguar
dons a headset and has a seat.
Jaguar: It’s a pleasure to be here, Vic. Scott, my man, how are you doing?
Hosemann: I’m fine, Jag. Doing well
enough.
Jaguar: You know, I still haven’t quite forgiven you
for the way you stole the CAW Championship from me four and a half years ago.
Hosemann: Well then you need to let things go.
The two share a laugh as attention is focused back
in the ring, and ring announcer Lee Palmer.
Palmer: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall,
and it is for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, to my
left, the challenger, from
Referee Tom Stevens raises the PWA Championship
belt high, and signals for the bell, getting this championship match underway.
Troy: Alright, here we go!
Hosemann: I know I’m supposed to call it right down the middle, guys, but I
can’t help it. I’m making no bones about saying that I am rooting hard for
Jason Calysto right here, just like I was rooting hard for him to win the title
on Meltdown, and just like I was rooting hard, Jag, for you to beat Bryan
Conroy’s bastard ass the other night as well.
Hosemann: Oh, who cares,
Jaguar: I know I’m sure as hell interested.
* PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO © VS. JACKIE BACCARO *
Referee: Tom Stevens
Baccaro prepares for a slow lockup, but Calysto immediately charges at the
challenger, looking for a mafia kick! However, Baccaro ducks under it, spins
around, and grabs Calysto in position for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
Baccaro flips Calysto over, but the Iceman amazingly lands on his feet! Baccaro
turns around slowly, giving Calysto just enough time to bounce off the opposite
ropes and rebound with a huge mafia kick to the jaw of Baccaro, flooring him!
The fans cheer thunderously as Baccaro slowly gets to his feet, and Calysto is
there waiting for him, nailing him with several stinging knife-edge chops,
before whipping him hard into the corner. Calysto follows up,
charging in behind him, but Baccaro gets a foot up, cracking it against
Calysto’s jaw! The Iceman is staggered, and stumbles away, but Baccaro charges
at him, and downs him with a furious bulldog! The fans boo thunderously as
Baccaro taunts them.
Jaguar: That’s because he’s a punk,
Hosemann: Good point.
Calysto staggers up to a vertical base, and when he
does, Baccaro crushes him down with a furious sidewalk slam. With Calysto down,
Baccaro unleashes some hard, stiff stomps to the midsection, trying to truly
take the Iceman out of his comfort zone. With Calysto off base, Baccaro drops a
big elbow on Calysto, and the Iceman winces in pain. Baccaro then lifts Calysto
up and tosses him into the corner, following him in with a crushing splash.
Calysto staggers forward again, and now Baccaro grabs him and virtually
destroys him with a vicious release overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Baccaro
goes for the cover… one, two, and Calysto just barely escapes!
Hosemann: He is a master escape artist,
Jaguar: I really can’t overstate just how incredibly difficult it is to put
Jason Calysto away. I’ve wrestled him a bunch of times in my career, though not
in the last three years, so I hope to go at it with him again next month, but
the man will never say die. Every time you think you’ve got him beat, he’s got another trick up his sleeve, one last reserve
of energy. He deserves to be the first ballot Hall of Famer that he is.
Jaguar: That’s a conversation for another time and another place, Vic. There’s
a championship match going on in that ring.
Hosemann: Haha, he told you,
Baccaro violently lifts Calysto to his feet, and
then nails him brutally with a stinging knife-edge chop to the chest! Calysto
slowly gets up again, but this time Baccaro grabs him and whips him hard into
the corner, sending the Iceman flying chest first into the turnbuckles! Calysto
staggers back from the move, right into Baccaro’s arms. Baccaro then destroys
Calysto with a vicious release German suplex, and the fans begin booing loudly,
getting a sense that the title could be changing hands imminently.
Hosemann: I can’t disagree with that,
Jaguar: All I can say, guys, is to never EVER count Jason Calysto out. That’s
all I’m gonna say.
Baccaro waits for Calysto to rise, realizing that
he has the opportunity to put him away and reclaim his crown. Baccaro waits
patiently, in close range with the corner, waiting to unleash hell on the
Iceman. Once Calysto is standing, Baccaro effortlessly leaps to the top rope,
springboards off, turning in mid-air, attempting to drill Calysto down with
that flying clothesline he has used so many times before… but Calysto ducks out
of the way and Baccaro goes crashing hard into the mat! The fans cheer
thunderously as Baccaro staggers to his feet, and the Iceman hits the opposite
ropes and nails Baccaro down hard with the spinning heel kick on the rebound!
Hosemann: And we all know by now what that means!
Jaguar: Do we ever!
Adrenaline is flowing through the veins of the
Iceman as Baccaro slowly gets to his feet. Once Baccaro is standing, Calysto
charges him and drills him in the head with a punishing mafia kick, splitting
him open! Sensing he has Baccaro on the brink, Calysto climbs to the top rope
and leaps off as Baccaro rises, nailing him down hard with the Bottom Line, to
a thunderous ovation!
Hosemann: I should know,
Jaguar: And that move could be helping him retain that very title right here!
Calysto goes for the cover… one, two, and Baccaro
just barely gets a shoulder up! However, Calysto remains undaunted, standing
over Baccaro and daring him to get up! Once Baccaro does, Calysto lifts him up
and blasts him down hard with the Icebreaker! Calysto wastes no time,
immediately covering… one, two, thre-and Baccaro escapes by the skin of his
teeth!
Hosemann: We may hate the guy, Troy, but he still is a tremendous competitor.
Jaguar: Even I can’t dispute
that one.
Even as Baccaro stumbles to his feet, the
anticipation of the fans rises as Calysto signals for the Crossface! Baccaro
gets to his feet and turns around, and the Iceman immediately drives him down
with the very hold he forced Baccaro to submit to on Saturday night to win the
championship for the fourth time!
Hosemann: This could be it right here!
Jaguar: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Watch Magnifica!
Jaguar is indeed correct, as Magnifica enters the
ring and attacks Calysto viciously, attempting to break the Crossface, which
she does successfully! Referee Tom Stevens pries her off, but Magnifica shoves
him before he can signal for a disqualification! Then, as Stevens attempts to
signal again, Bryan Conroy storms out from the back and clubs Stevens down from
behind, tossing him from the ring!
Jaguar: Not if I can help it.
With that, Jaguar throws down his headset and
charges into the ring, spearing Conroy down to a raucous ovation! Conroy
struggles to escape, and when he does, he exits the ring. Jaguar follows Conroy
out of the ring, and pounds on him all the way up the
ramp and out of sight! Meanwhile, in the ring, with no referee, Magnifica and
Baccaro do a double-team number on the champion Calysto, with no help in sight.
Then, suddenly, the lights in the arena go out, and “Summer Overture” by Clint
Mansell blares onto the speakers!
Hosemann:
After about 10 seconds, the song cuts out, and
several moments later, the lights go back on, and Baccaro and Magnifica find
themselves in the ring, face to face, with a figure with black Rayban
sunglasses, a black three-quarter length leather jacket over a black t-shirt
with the all-too-familiar diluted V-cross logo, and dark jeans. This time, it
is no illusion, no decoy. Baccaro and Magnifica are standing in the ring, locked
in a staredown with Vulture.
Hosemann: I don’t believe it! He’s really here! Oh my God! Vulture is here, and
he is standing in that ring, next to an absolutely SHOCKED Baccaro and
Magnifica!
The roof has absolutely blown off the
Hosemann: This is unbelievable! What a moment!
Hosemann: That’s if Vulture ever even shows up again,
The fans continue their explosive cheers as “F*ckin
in the Bushes” booms throughout the
* WINNER VIA SUBMISSION AND STILL PWA
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: JASON CALYSTO *
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