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TUESDAY, MAY 9, 2006 * PENGROWTH SADDLEDOME * CALGARY, ALBERTA, CANADA

A lengthy video package airs, highlighting events that took place three nights ago when the PWA invaded Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta for the Animosity pay-per-view. We are shown highlights of the PWA Champion Jackie Baccaro attacking Morgan Day moments after her match against Magnifica began, ending the match as quickly as it began, and putting Morgan at risk. We then see Lauren and Greg Tantalus dart down to ringside to make the save, only to both be destroyed as well. Morgan is then beaten down severely beaten down by both Baccaro and Magnifica. This leads to later in the night, with Lauren having been put out of commission for the night, Greg Tantalus goes it alone against Jackie Baccaro for the PWA title, only to fall short thanks to interference from Magnifica, the very thing he was trying to safeguard against by bringing his sister back to the PWA in the first place. The package then shows us dramatic highlights from the match between PWA CEO Kerry Cox and former owner Bryan Conroy, in which Conroy defeated Cox with help from his long-forgotten associate, former PWA Champion Anthony Failla, to regain control of this company. From there, “By_Myslf” by Linkin Park hits the speakers and the opening credits roll. As they conclude, we are taken inside the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where a dazzling pyrotechnics display ensues, and we are taken to our commentators, Victor Troy and Superstar Scott Hosemann!

Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA Frequency! I’m Victor Troy, along here with the Superstar, Scott Hosemann, and we are here live tonight in the immediate aftermath of a tumultuous and controversial pay-per-view known as Animosity.

Hosemann: We sure are Troy, but I don’t think I’m alone in saying that I have no idea where we stand at this point. The package all of you just saw sums up the concerning elements of Animosity pretty nicely, but I don’t think any of you can truly understand the confusion and discomfort that is permeating through that PWA locker room right now.

Troy: And as bad as what happened to Morgan Day and to Lauren Tantalus, and the reign of terror of Jackie Baccaro and Magnifica is, it is primarily Bryan Conroy’s return  to power that has everyone on edge. We can confirm that the sale was completed yesterday afternoon, and Bryan Conroy has re-purchased this company from Kerry Cox for the same price he sold it to him last August, with adjusting for inflation. However, anyone that knows Conroy knows that he is an insecure, vindictive man, and he is going to be looking to get back at everyone that took joy in seeing him displaced back in August. And Scott, firstly, the thing that has surprised some people about all this is that Kerry Cox has not resigned as a wrestler from this company. Do you think that means he’s going to stick around and emerge from retirement to compete as a wrestler for Bryan Conroy’s PWA?

Hosemann: Well Troy, I think Cox is going to wait it out and scope out the situation before making any decisions in that regard. And I think that’s the right move. We’re assuming that Conroy is going to be a tyrant in his return to this role of ultimate authority, but that’s pure speculation at this point. And of course, you know that with Conroy’s win, the Golden Ring tournament is now property of the PWA, and continues right here tonight. Cox is still a part of the tournament, having actually defeated Conroy last Friday night in the ultimate irony, and he has obligations in the ring at least until he is eliminated from the tournament, before he could make any such decision.

Troy: We also, of course, need to address the heinous attacks carried out by our disgrace of a world champion Jackie Baccaro and his she-devil of a manager, Magnifica. Folks, we can tell you that Morgan Day was indeed hurt at Animosity, and will be out of action indefinitely with undisclosed injuries. We have not had much luck obtaining any information regarding her condition, but we certainly wish her a speedy recovery, and hope to see her back out here as soon as possible.

Hosemann: Absolutely.

Troy: Also at Animosity, folks, we saw GI Jew turn on Scythe after the two of them and Speed Demon had defeated Army of the Damned. The reasoning behind the turn seemed to be very unclear, and the fans responded by actually booing GI Jew. Scott, I did not quite understand why Jew acted the way he did after they had just prevailed over the Army of the Damned, but I am told we are going to hear from GI Jew a little later on tonight. In addition, Jason Calysto forced Mike Troha to tap out, Solomon and Briggs fought to a wild draw, Showtime Damon Savage retained the International title in a fantastic bout with Romeo, Paul Dawkins and Renegade overcame all the odds the Legacy stacked against them and emerged still the Tag Team Champions, and we crowned a new Progressive Champion in Soaring Phoenix!

Hosemann: It truly was a tremendous show, Troy, but now, it’s time to focus on tonight! In Golden Ring tournament quarterfinal action, Kerry Cox will square off against former PWA superstar and current Hollywood actor, Rudy Montenora, and the PWA Champion Jackie Baccaro will meet Jason Calysto, in what is, of course, a non-title bout! That’s all coming up tonight, but I am being told we’re going to head down to ring announcer Lee Palmer to get this show kicked off right!

The camera pans down to Lee Palmer, who puts microphone to mouth and begins speaking.

Palmer: (unenthusiastically) Ladies and gentlemen, will you all please rise and warmly welcome the man who is once again the owner of the Progressive Wrestling Alliance, being accompanied to the ring by his manager and confidante, the lovely Ms. Helen Summers, here is Mr. Bryan Conroy!

The opening chords of Metallica’s “Sad But True” blare onto the speakers, and the fans begin booing raucously as Conroy begins walking to the ring alongside Ms. Summers, all smiles. The two enjoy the long, slow walk to the ring, and Conroy grabs a microphone from ringside, and both enter the ring. The fans continue booing for several moments, before Conroy begins to speak.

Conroy: Now is that any way to treat the man who is responsible for each and every one of you being in your seats tonight? Oh it’s true! The only reason any of you are fans of this company is because I built it from the ground up. The reason PWA exists is Bryan Conroy, and don’t any of you ever forget it! But, no need to worry now. The dark days of this company are over, and power has been returned to the one man in the world who actually warrants it. Actually, maybe there IS a need to worry now. You see, all of you people took joy in the fact that I had been ousted from my very own company last summer, that it had to be turned over to an incompetent boob like Kerry Cox. Maybe, just maybe, you all deserve my ultimate vengeance. But, I digress. Tonight, you’re going to see the PWA the way it was meant to be seen, Bryan Conroy’s brand of PWA. And tonight, the Golden Ring tournament, my creation, returns to another of my glorious creations, Frequency. We are down to the quarterfinals of the tournament, and tonight, we are going to see TWO quarterfinal matches. You will see, in non-title action of course, the impressive and unstoppable PWA World Heavyweight Champion, Jackie Baccaro, go up against former champion, The Iceman Calysto, for a berth in the semifinal round of the Bryan Conroy $500,000 Golden Ring tournament. Then, in the other quarterfinal bout tonight, my old pal and Hollywood movie star extraordinaire, Rudy Montenora, will meet up with the FORMER owner of this company, Mr. Kerry Cox. Now Kerry, I must admit, I am a bit surprised to have not received your resignation as a wrestler just yet. But, you are contractually obligated to finish out this tournament no matter what, so we’re going to start there. But just so you know, when this is all over, you and I have some business to settle, and it won’t be over until just one of us is left standing. Next week, of course, we have the remaining two Golden Ring tournament quarterfinal matches, and we will get to them a little later on. But Helen, is there anything I’m forgetting?

Helen: Well, before I get to that, let me take this opportunity, Bryan, to tell you just how extraordinarily happy I am for you to be back in control as you should have been all along. You are the true leader of this company, and with you steering the ship, the PWA is no longer an embarrassing place to be.

The fans boo raucously at this statement, but Conroy appears endlessly pleased.

Helen: As for what you might be forgetting, I think that maybe SOME fans might be interested in hearing you discuss exactly WHO you have to thank for your latest victory.

Conroy: Ah, right! How could I forget? Ladies and gentlemen, I took a major gamble on Saturday night, and it paid dividends. I took a man that lost his PWA contract, willingly, after a defeat at Symphony of Destruction last year, and then was refused re-entry into the company by Kerry Cox when he was ready to return months later. I took this man, and I inserted him into the Golden Ring tournament, and he has excelled, still alive in the tournament here in the quarterfinal round. So, at Animosity, when I needed a helping hand, I called upon the man who has helped me out so many times in the past and that I felt was deserving of another chance. He came to Animosity, and because of that, I am standing here, the owner of this company, today. And with being the owner of the company, of course, comes the right to make decisions. So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the PWA roster, Anthony Failla!

The fans begin booing thunderously as “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss blares onto the speakers and Anthony Failla makes his first appearance on Frequency in over a year. Failla, at length, grabs a microphone of his own, and steps into the ring, shaking hands with both Conroy and Ms. Summers. As the boos die down, Failla begins to speak.

 

Failla: I bet you all thought you were never going to see me again. And that’s ok. I like it that way. Only increased the impact I had on all of you, and on this company as a whole, when I made my return three nights ago at Animosity. But, as Bryan has alluded to, I’ve been participating in the Golden Ring tournament, and have won three straight matches, including the match I won this past Friday night, when I took out GI Jew, the man who took me out of the PWA to begin with. As far as I’m concerned now, my issue with GI Jew is finished. I’ve gotten my vindication, and I’m moving on in this tournament. My goal now, back on the full-time PWA roster, is to win three more matches, and earn myself a $500,000 signing bonus, if you know what I mean. I am here to win the Golden Ring tournament, and it starts with Jaguar, right here next week.

Suddenly, the fans begin cheering wildly as Jaguar’s image appears on the Jumbotron! A graphic on the screen reads “live via satellite from Jacksonville, Fla.,” and Jaguar speaks.

Jaguar: Hey! Over here, you big oaf!

Failla: What the hell are you doing here?

Jaguar: I’m not there, Failla. I know it may be hard for you to figure this out, but I am home, in Jacksonville. But I’ll be in Lima, Peru next Tuesday for my first Frequency appearance in over a month, you can bank on that. And I’ll be there to move one step closer in fulfilling my destiny. Failla, two years ago, I came within one win of winning this Golden Ring tournament, a tournament in which you need to be perfect in six straight matches to get the job done. I still stand by my edict to retire after the tournament is over, especially with you, Conroy, running things again, provided I get my fair shake going forward in these next three matches.  As for you, Failla, you’re just the next guy standing in my way, and next week, I’m gonna do what I have to do, and that’s take you out.

Failla: It’s funny that it should come to this, Jag, facing you in my first match officially back in the PWA. If you recall, all the issues between Bryan here and Kerry Cox began because of a match we had against each other in February of last year. It was an issue that we never settled, and believe me, I’m going to settle it right here, next week.

Jaguar: You take your best shot, Failla, because NOBODY is taking this Golden Ring tournament away from me.

Conroy: You know, I hate to rain on your parade, Jaguar, but there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. Well actually, I guess it’s something I’ve been meaning to tell everyone. You see, since reacquiring the company officially yesterday afternoon, I’ve been contacting wealthy businessmen and engaging in negotiations that could prove to be very harmful to the PWA.

Jaguar: Listen, your business as a high-priced call girl is your business and I don’t think it would be that harmful to the PWA. At least you’re not a bargain basement street corner ho like HER.

The fans cheer, and Helen Summers is beyond pissed, as Failla tries to calm her down from her fury.

Conroy: Nice. Crack jokes. But no one will be laughing when this is over. So I’ll tell you what, Jag. If you beat Failla next week, I’ll call off my negotiations, at least for now. But if you lose, I press on with them, and I press on with them harder. And if you want to call my bluff and make jokes and pretend this situation isn’t serious, if not grave, then you just try me. See you next week, Jag.

Jaguar looks on from afar, with a slightly increased sense of wariness, as “Sad But True” replays over the speakers, and the contingent in the ring smiles at him, as if to say they know something he doesn’t.

Troy: What the hell could Conroy be talking about?!

Hosemann: I don’t know, Troy, but perhaps we’ll find out next week!

Troy: I hope so! Folks, we’ll be right back!

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

As we return, we see the former CEO of the company, Kerry Cox, stretching out in the backstage area, with the commissioner of the PWA, Paul Ferrara, standing beside him.

Cox: This is disgusting. I feel so damn powerless.

Ferrara: I know, I know. But I mean, it could be worse. I know you just lost the company, screwed out of it, more accurately, and now Bryan Conroy seems to be just as off his damn rocker as he was when you had to step up and take it away from him and August, but you can’t quit. That’s exactly what he wants you to do. You realize that, right? He wants you, with your tail between your legs, to come out and beg for your release.

Cox: You’re right. But you know what would really eat away at him? If I won this Golden Ring tournament of his and took $500,000 of his money, as sort of a trophy of my own.

Ferrara: You’re absolutely right about that.

Voice: Absolutely right, maybe, but it’s certainly not going to happen.

Cox and Ferrara look toward the door of the dressing room, and see a grinning Bryan Conroy, Helen Summers, and Anthony Failla standing there.

Cox: What the hell are you doing here? I’ve got a match, remember?

Conroy: Oh that’s precisely why I’m here, Kerry. I’m here to wish you a heartfelt ‘good luck’ as you head into your match. You know, it really would warm my soul to see you continue to do well in this tournament. I mean, it’s only fair, right? You beat me on Friday to advance on in this tournament, and I beat your ass the very next night to take the company back from you. To me, everybody wins.

Ferrara: You know Bryan, I really don’t think this is necessary. You won. Fine. You’re the boss again. But Kerry has worked very hard to get where he is in the tournament right now, and he deserves the opportunity to try to win it fairly, something you made sure he didn’t have on Saturday.

Conroy: Hmm. What do you think, Helen?

Helen: What do I think? I think he’s a fat, disgusting pig.

Conroy: No, I mean about what he just said.

Helen: Oh. Well, I think he’s an ingrate, and needs to be punished for it.

Conroy: Precisely what I was thinking. Paul, get your gear on. You’ve got a match, and it’s next.

Ferrara: What?! Can you do that?!

Conroy: You know I can.

Ferrara: Well who the hell am I fighting?! You again?!

Conroy: I wouldn’t waste my time. Paul, you’re going to be taught a lesson. And that lesson is to appreciate what you’ve got, because you never know when you might lose it. So, tonight, next, you’re going to get in that ring, and you’re going to defend your title of PWA commissioner. If you lose, you are fired as commissioner, and I will appoint a new one at my leisure. If you win, well then, you get to keep your job. Oh, and your opponent… is Anthony Failla. Oh right, and Kerry Cox is banned from ringside. Sorry pal. Have a nice day.

Conroy, Summers, and Failla then exit, all amused at what just transpired. Ferrara and Cox wear looks of anger and frustration as we take a commercial break.

Troy: I don’t believe this! Conroy is making Paul Ferrara defend his spot as PWA commissioner, and that’s coming up next!

Hosemann: I don’t like this, Troy, but we don’t have any choice!

Troy: Scott, this Bryan Conroy era has not started off well at all! Paul Ferrara’s career as commissioner is about to be defended, and we will be right back! Stick with us, folks!

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

As we return, “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss is blaring over the speakers, and Anthony Failla is standing in the ring, alone, with a chuckle on his face as he awaits his opposition. Moments later, the crowd’s boos turn to cheers as “Chubby Boy” by Mannie Fresh overtakes the speakers and the PWA’s commissioner Paul Ferrara emerges to put that very designation on the line. Ferrara starts down the aisle looking very determined, as Failla positions himself to attack.

Troy: Alright Scott, my old buddy Paul here is about to defend his status as commissioner of this company, but it’s not right that he has even been put in this situation!

Hosemann: It isn’t, Troy, but it is what it is. This, I fear, will be the norm with Conroy back in charge, but Paul seems ready willing and able to take this challenge on.

Ferrara darts into the ring, and immediately takes it to Failla with hard rights and lefts, prompting the bell to sound and this match to become official!

* COMMISSIONER PAUL FERRARA VS. ANTHONY FAILLA *
Referee: Jose Soares
Failla is staggered at first by Ferrara’s flurry, but seems to regain his bearings as Ferrara whips him against the ropes. Ferrara puts his head down as Failla returns, attempting to take him down with a hard back body drop, but Failla sees it coming and counters with a vicious boot to Ferrara’s face, taking him down violently! Failla then yanks Ferrara off the mat by his throat with both hands, and proceeds to launch him across the ring, with little care for where the commissioner may end up!

Troy: My God! Anthony Failla is manhandling him in there!

Hosemann: I can’t say I’m all that surprised, Troy. Failla has returned to the PWA revitalized and seemingly on a mission, and I don’t think, sadly, that Paul Ferrara has much of a chance to stop him.

Ferrara is slow to his feet after the toss, but Failla is there waiting for him, pouncing on him with a hard clothesline. Ferrara is taken quickly off his feet, and Failla begins stomping on him with repeated boots to the gut and chest.  Ferrara crawls to the ropes and grabs them, trying to pull himself to his feet. He does so, and Failla kicks him violently in the right shin, sending Ferrara through intense pain, and causing his leg to buckle. Like a shark smelling blood in the water, Failla begins picking apart Ferrara’s injured leg, nailing it with repeated stomps and ultimately locking him in a vicious figure-four leglock. Ferrara appears dangerously close to submitting, but he is able to get to the ropes just before the match was to be called, saving himself from certain defeat. The fans cheer loudly at this, but Ferrara appears to be in intense pain.

Troy: Scott, Paul has managed to stay alive by reaching the ropes, but how much does he have left here?! Anthony Failla is picking him apart, and Ferrara looks to be in a bad way.

Hosemann: There’s certainly no arguing with that, Troy. Ferrara needs to pull out something quick if he wants to have any chance of retaining his job as commissioner here.

Failla, laughing, allows Ferrara to get back to a vertical base, only to mockingly kick Ferrara’s leg out from under him again. From there, with Ferrara very audibly screaming in anguish, Failla lifts him up, into gorilla press position, heaves him into the air, and spikes him down with a vicious spinebuster, completing his deadly finisher known as the Almighty Sacrifice! Failla rests his pinkie finger on Ferrara’s chest as he cracks a grin. One, two, three.

Troy: Dammit, no! Paul Ferrara has just lost his job as commissioner of this company! This has been an absolutely terrible 72 hour period in this company, folks! Bryan Conroy has snatched this company back from Kerry Cox, and now, Conroy has arranged for Paul Ferrara to be removed from his role as commissioner! This is just not right!

Hosemann: I wouldn’t talk now, Troy, it’s about to get worse!

Failla then rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, which disgusts the crowd. Failla then brings the chair back into the ring and traps Ferrara’s bad leg in it.  Then, to the horror of the Calgary crowd, Failla runs off the ropes, jumps up and crashes down onto the chair with all his weight! Ferrara lets out a blood-curdling scream and Kerry Cox darts down to ringside, but just a moment too late. Failla quickly slides out of the ring and makes his escape, and Cox stands in the ring, kneeling over his fallen friend as Failla laughs at them both. There is rage in Kerry Cox’s eyes as “Shoot Outs” blares over the speakers, and Failla stares back at Cox and Ferrara, wracked in intense pain, as EMTs dart down the aisle to tend to the fallen now former commissioner.

Troy: This man is an animal, Scott! He’s a goddamn animal! Paul Ferrara’s leg is probably broken in there!

Hosemann: And that’s precisely the way that Conroy and Helen Summers and Failla want it. Ferrara is out of commission now, in both the literal and figurative sense, and ALL control in this company now defaults to them. It is a sad time around here.

Troy: Sad doesn’t quite describe it, Scott. We’ll be right back.
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: ANTHONY FAILLA *

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --


Back from commercial, we see Hollywood Mike Griffin, alone, out for a walk around the dressing room. As he continues walking, he is stopped by his manager Justin Schenck.

Schenck: Hollywood! What’s up? What’s going on?

Griffin: I’m just taking a walk, Justin.

Schenck: Is it something one of us said? Something I said maybe? I was just hanging out with the Legacy in the back and Infernus noticed you were gone. I figured I’d go find you and see if maybe something was the matter before we have an issue develop that can get out of hand.

Griffin: Well, I certainly appreciate the gesture. As for what might be bothering me, there is indeed something that is irking me a little bit, for sure.

Schenck: Well, let’s hear it.

Griffin: I heard you talking in the back about the possibility of establishing an alliance with Bryan Conroy and trying to get on the owner’s good side, now that it’s an opportunity to provide mutual support. We essentially have an army we could provide the owner, in exchange for some preferential treatment. And that sounds fine to me. But what about the PWA Championship? If I know Bryan Conroy, he’s already made overtures to the PWA Champion about striking up some sort of alliance. That’s just how he operates. So, if he aligns himself with Jackie Baccaro, and we also align with him, where does that leave me? I’ll make no bones about saying this, Justin. I want a shot at Baccaro and the PWA title, and I want it as soon as possible. And Justin, quite frankly, as my manager, you owe it to me to get me that shot.

Schenck: Say no more, Hollywood. If a title shot is what you want, a title shot is what you’ll get. I’ll make this a two-pronged visit with Conroy and not only get you a shot, but get us all in with the new regime and hopefully, provide some added backup to you to help keep that title on you long term.

Griffin: Excellent.

Griffin and Schenck shake hands and exit in opposite directions as we take a commercial break.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --


Back from break, “Opium of the People” by Slipknot blares onto the speakers, and GI Jew emerges from the back to more than a smattering of boos from the capacity crowd in Calgary. Jew doesn’t let any of the boos faze him as he grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

Troy: Folks, for those of you who can’t figure out why GI Jew is being booed out here tonight, it was three nights ago at Animosity that caused it. Jew teamed with Scythe and Speed Demon to defeat the Army of the Damned, but after the match, in the midst of the celebration, GI Jew turned around and simply Gored the hell out of Scythe, for seemingly no reason. The fans want to know why, and I think that’s what GI Jew is out here to say.

Hosemann: Given the fact that he has a microphone and he is standing in that ring, I’d say it’s a fairly safe bet.

Jew looks around at the Calgary fans and begins speaking.

Jew: You know, you people are incredible. All of a sudden, you start booing me just because I nailed Scythe with a little Gore at Animosity? So what? When all this started between Scythe and myself months ago, you people were very quick to turn on him and cheer for me, not because I was a good guy, because I did what I wanted to do. So, you went through your period of disliking Scythe and then, for whatever reason, he’s the golden child again that can do no wrong in your eyes. What changed from last time? So, he’s back in your good graces, and suddenly, he’s teaming up with me?! Army of the Damned or no Army of the Damned, Scythe needs to realize he has no place on the same side of the mat as me. My problems with the Army were my own, and I did what I did to get even with them, not because I felt bad in any way about what they were doing to Scythe. So Scythe, just so we’re clear, I don’t like you. I’ve never liked you, and I never will. I did what I did at Animosity to make it clear to you that we have unfinished business, and quite frankly, I don’t give a damn what any of you fans think about it.

A large segment of the audience begins booing fairly loudly, until “Be Just Or Be Dead” by Daisuke Ishiwatari blares onto the speakers, and The Modern-Day Samuari Scythe starts to the ring! The fans cheer loudly, and Scythe grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

Scythe: You know, GI Jew, I would have expected something like this from you. You are a man that has no honor. You are a man that disrespects tradition, that disrespects authority, and that disrespects these people. You are…

Jew: Save it, Scythe. You can spew your crap another time, I don’t want to hear it. I did what I did at Animosity because you and all these people can kiss my ass, and it’s time for me to kick your ass in this ring and show it to you first hand.

Scythe: Oh really? You know, I told these people from the start that you were the one that was not to be trusted, that you were the one that didn’t care about them, and would subsequently let them down. I have never misled these people. I told them the truth at all times, even when they didn’t exactly want to hear it. And I am proud of that. I told them to beware of you, and that you would sell them out at first opportunity, and you have proven me right. And GI Jew, for that, for compromising my legacy to have to take a stand against you, for betraying me after I had extended an olive branch in the hope of working through our differences, I will make you pay.

Jew: Well then don’t sing it, punk. Bring it.

With that, Scythe and GI Jew go at it furiously in the ring, sending the crowd into a frenzy! Scythe and Jew pound away on each other viciously, nailing each other with vicious rights and lefts and refusing to relent! The two battle their way out of the ring and onto the arena floor, where the battle continues hard. Scythe clotheslines Jew over the steel barricade, and the two then take their brawl into the crowd, where some fans start shouting at GI Jew. Then, despicably, Jew shoves a fan to the ground, and kicks him in the back! And then, Scythe comes at Jew with a kick, but Jew ducks under it, and Scythe accidentally nails another fan with the kick, downing him! Scythe and Jew continue their brawling, battling back over the barricade and back onto the arena floor, but at that point, a team of security personnel storms down the aisle to grab both of them. At the back of the security team is our owner, Bryan Conroy.

Conroy: That’s enough! Do you have any idea how much money you two have just cost me?! I can just see the lawsuits now! Security, get these two out of my building right now! You two are out of here! And let this be a lesson to ALL of you in the back! The next guys to start brawling without my authorization tonight are getting suspended!

Conroy then leaves in a huff and security escorts both Scythe and GI Jew out of the building. The two stare each other down hatefully as they are taken away and we tak ea commercial break.

Troy: What intensity, Scott!

Hosemann: Troy, one of these days, some day soon, these two are going to get it on, and when they do, it’s going to be hellacious.

-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --

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