TUESDAY, MAY 9,
2006 * PENGROWTH SADDLEDOME * CALGARY,
ALBERTA, CANADA
A
lengthy video package airs, highlighting events that took place three nights
ago when the PWA invaded Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta for the Animosity
pay-per-view. We are shown highlights of the PWA Champion Jackie Baccaro
attacking Morgan Day moments after her match against Magnifica began, ending
the match as quickly as it began, and putting Morgan at risk. We then see
Lauren and Greg Tantalus dart down to ringside to make the save, only to both
be destroyed as well. Morgan is then beaten down severely beaten down by both
Baccaro and Magnifica. This leads to later in the night, with Lauren having
been put out of commission for the night, Greg Tantalus goes it alone against
Jackie Baccaro for the PWA title, only to fall short thanks to interference
from Magnifica, the very thing he was trying to safeguard against by bringing
his sister back to the PWA in the first place. The package then shows us
dramatic highlights from the match between PWA CEO Kerry Cox and former owner
Bryan Conroy, in which Conroy defeated Cox with help from his long-forgotten
associate, former PWA Champion Anthony Failla, to regain control of this
company. From there, “By_Myslf” by Linkin Park hits the speakers and the
opening credits roll. As they conclude, we are taken inside the Pengrowth Saddledome
in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, where a dazzling pyrotechnics display ensues, and
we are taken to our commentators, Victor Troy and Superstar Scott Hosemann!
Troy: Hello everyone and welcome to PWA
Frequency! I’m Victor Troy, along here with the Superstar, Scott Hosemann, and
we are here live tonight in the immediate aftermath of a tumultuous and
controversial pay-per-view known as Animosity.
Hosemann: We sure are Troy, but I don’t think I’m alone in saying that I have
no idea where we stand at this point. The package all of you just saw sums up
the concerning elements of Animosity pretty nicely, but I don’t think any of
you can truly understand the confusion and discomfort that is permeating
through that PWA locker room right now.
Troy: And as bad as what happened to Morgan Day and to Lauren Tantalus, and the
reign of terror of Jackie Baccaro and Magnifica is, it is primarily Bryan
Conroy’s return to power that has
everyone on edge. We can confirm that the sale was completed yesterday
afternoon, and Bryan Conroy has re-purchased this company from Kerry Cox for
the same price he sold it to him last August, with adjusting for inflation.
However, anyone that knows Conroy knows that he is an insecure, vindictive man,
and he is going to be looking to get back at everyone that took joy in seeing
him displaced back in August. And Scott, firstly, the thing that has surprised
some people about all this is that Kerry Cox has not resigned as a wrestler
from this company. Do you think that means he’s going to stick around and
emerge from retirement to compete as a wrestler for Bryan Conroy’s PWA?
Hosemann: Well Troy, I think Cox is going to wait it out and scope out the
situation before making any decisions in that regard. And I think that’s the
right move. We’re assuming that Conroy is going to be a tyrant in his return to
this role of ultimate authority, but that’s pure speculation at this point. And
of course, you know that with Conroy’s win, the Golden Ring tournament is now
property of the PWA, and continues right here tonight. Cox is still a part of
the tournament, having actually defeated Conroy last Friday night in the
ultimate irony, and he has obligations in the ring at least until he is
eliminated from the tournament, before he could make any such decision.
Troy: We also, of course, need to address the heinous attacks carried out by
our disgrace of a world champion Jackie Baccaro and his she-devil of a manager,
Magnifica. Folks, we can tell you that Morgan Day was indeed hurt at Animosity,
and will be out of action indefinitely with undisclosed injuries. We have not
had much luck obtaining any information regarding her condition, but we
certainly wish her a speedy recovery, and hope to see her back out here as soon
as possible.
Hosemann: Absolutely.
Troy: Also at Animosity, folks, we saw GI Jew turn on Scythe after the two of
them and Speed Demon had defeated Army of the Damned. The reasoning behind the
turn seemed to be very unclear, and the fans responded by actually booing GI
Jew. Scott, I did not quite understand why Jew acted the way he did after they
had just prevailed over the Army of the Damned, but I am told we are going to
hear from GI Jew a little later on tonight. In addition, Jason Calysto forced
Mike Troha to tap out, Solomon and Briggs fought to a wild draw, Showtime Damon
Savage retained the International title in a fantastic bout with Romeo, Paul
Dawkins and Renegade overcame all the odds the Legacy stacked against them and
emerged still the Tag Team Champions, and we crowned a new Progressive Champion
in Soaring Phoenix!
Hosemann: It truly was a tremendous show, Troy, but now, it’s time to focus on
tonight! In Golden Ring tournament quarterfinal action, Kerry Cox will square
off against former PWA superstar and current Hollywood actor, Rudy Montenora,
and the PWA Champion Jackie Baccaro will meet Jason Calysto, in what is, of
course, a non-title bout! That’s all coming up tonight, but I am being told
we’re going to head down to ring announcer Lee Palmer to get this show kicked
off right!
The camera pans down to Lee Palmer, who puts microphone to mouth and begins
speaking.
Palmer: (unenthusiastically) Ladies and
gentlemen, will you all please rise and warmly welcome the man who is once
again the owner of the Progressive Wrestling Alliance, being accompanied to the
ring by his manager and confidante, the lovely Ms. Helen Summers, here is Mr.
Bryan Conroy!
The opening chords of Metallica’s “Sad But True” blare onto the speakers,
and the fans begin booing raucously as Conroy begins walking to the ring
alongside Ms. Summers, all smiles. The two enjoy the long, slow walk to the
ring, and Conroy grabs a microphone from ringside, and both enter the ring. The
fans continue booing for several moments, before Conroy begins to speak.
Conroy: Now is that any way to treat the
man who is responsible for each and every one of you being in your seats
tonight? Oh it’s true! The only reason any of you are fans of this company is
because I built it from the ground up. The reason PWA exists is Bryan Conroy, and
don’t any of you ever forget it! But, no need to worry now. The dark days of
this company are over, and power has been returned to the one man in the world
who actually warrants it. Actually, maybe there IS a need to worry now. You
see, all of you people took joy in the fact that I had been ousted from my very
own company last summer, that it had to be turned over to an incompetent boob
like Kerry Cox. Maybe, just maybe, you all deserve my ultimate vengeance. But,
I digress. Tonight, you’re going to see the PWA the way it was meant to be
seen, Bryan Conroy’s brand of PWA. And tonight, the Golden Ring tournament, my
creation, returns to another of my glorious creations, Frequency. We are down
to the quarterfinals of the tournament, and tonight, we are going to see TWO
quarterfinal matches. You will see, in non-title action of course, the
impressive and unstoppable PWA World Heavyweight Champion, Jackie Baccaro, go
up against former champion, The Iceman Calysto, for a berth in the semifinal
round of the Bryan Conroy $500,000 Golden Ring tournament. Then, in the other
quarterfinal bout tonight, my old pal and Hollywood movie star extraordinaire,
Rudy Montenora, will meet up with the FORMER owner of this company, Mr. Kerry
Cox. Now Kerry, I must admit, I am a bit surprised to have not received your
resignation as a wrestler just yet. But, you are contractually obligated to
finish out this tournament no matter what, so we’re going to start there. But
just so you know, when this is all over, you and I have some business to
settle, and it won’t be over until just one of us is left standing. Next week,
of course, we have the remaining two Golden Ring tournament quarterfinal
matches, and we will get to them a little later on. But Helen, is there
anything I’m forgetting?
Helen: Well, before I get to that, let me take this opportunity, Bryan, to tell
you just how extraordinarily happy I am for you to be back in control as you
should have been all along. You are the true leader of this company, and with
you steering the ship, the PWA is no longer an embarrassing place to be.
The fans boo raucously at this statement, but Conroy appears endlessly
pleased.
Helen: As for what you might be
forgetting, I think that maybe SOME fans might be interested in hearing you
discuss exactly WHO you have to thank for your latest victory.
Conroy: Ah, right! How could I forget? Ladies and gentlemen, I took a major
gamble on Saturday night, and it paid dividends. I took a man that lost his PWA
contract, willingly, after a defeat at Symphony of Destruction last year, and
then was refused re-entry into the company by Kerry Cox when he was ready to
return months later. I took this man, and I inserted him into the Golden Ring
tournament, and he has excelled, still alive in the tournament here in the
quarterfinal round. So, at Animosity, when I needed a helping hand, I called
upon the man who has helped me out so many times in the past and that I felt
was deserving of another chance. He came to Animosity, and because of that, I
am standing here, the owner of this company, today. And with being the owner of
the company, of course, comes the right to make decisions. So, ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome back to the PWA roster, Anthony Failla!
The fans begin booing thunderously as “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss blares onto
the speakers and Anthony Failla makes his first appearance on Frequency in over
a year. Failla, at length, grabs a microphone of his own, and steps into the
ring, shaking hands with both Conroy and Ms. Summers. As the boos die down, Failla
begins to speak.
Failla: I bet you all
thought you were never going to see me again. And that’s ok. I like it that
way. Only increased the impact I had on all of you, and on this company as a
whole, when I made my return three nights ago at Animosity. But, as Bryan has
alluded to, I’ve been participating in the Golden Ring tournament, and have won
three straight matches, including the match I won this past Friday night, when
I took out GI Jew, the man who took me out of the PWA to begin with. As far as
I’m concerned now, my issue with GI Jew is finished. I’ve gotten my
vindication, and I’m moving on in this tournament. My goal now, back on the
full-time PWA roster, is to win three more matches, and earn myself a $500,000
signing bonus, if you know what I mean. I am here to win the Golden Ring
tournament, and it starts with Jaguar, right here next week.
Suddenly,
the fans begin cheering wildly as Jaguar’s image appears on the Jumbotron! A
graphic on the screen reads “live via satellite from Jacksonville, Fla.,” and
Jaguar speaks.
Jaguar: Hey! Over here, you big oaf!
Failla: What the hell are you doing here?
Jaguar: I’m not there, Failla. I know it may be hard for you to figure this
out, but I am home, in Jacksonville. But I’ll be in Lima, Peru next Tuesday for
my first Frequency appearance in over a month, you can bank on that. And I’ll
be there to move one step closer in fulfilling my destiny. Failla, two years
ago, I came within one win of winning this Golden Ring tournament, a tournament
in which you need to be perfect in six straight matches to get the job done. I
still stand by my edict to retire after the tournament is over, especially with
you, Conroy, running things again, provided I get my fair shake going forward
in these next three matches. As for you,
Failla, you’re just the next guy standing in my way, and next week, I’m gonna
do what I have to do, and that’s take you out.
Failla: It’s funny that it should come to this, Jag, facing you in my first
match officially back in the PWA. If you recall, all the issues between Bryan
here and Kerry Cox began because of a match we had against each other in
February of last year. It was an issue that we never settled, and believe me,
I’m going to settle it right here, next week.
Jaguar: You take your best shot, Failla, because NOBODY is taking this Golden
Ring tournament away from me.
Conroy: You know, I hate to rain on your parade, Jaguar, but there’s something
I’ve been meaning to tell you. Well actually, I guess it’s something I’ve been
meaning to tell everyone. You see, since reacquiring the company officially
yesterday afternoon, I’ve been contacting wealthy businessmen and engaging in
negotiations that could prove to be very harmful to the PWA.
Jaguar: Listen, your business as a high-priced call girl is your business and I
don’t think it would be that harmful to the PWA. At least you’re not a bargain
basement street corner ho like HER.
The fans cheer, and Helen Summers is beyond pissed, as Failla tries to calm
her down from her fury.
Conroy: Nice. Crack jokes. But no one
will be laughing when this is over. So I’ll tell you what, Jag. If you beat
Failla next week, I’ll call off my negotiations, at least for now. But if you
lose, I press on with them, and I press on with them harder. And if you want to
call my bluff and make jokes and pretend this situation isn’t serious, if not
grave, then you just try me. See you next week, Jag.
Jaguar looks on from afar, with a slightly increased sense of wariness, as
“Sad But True” replays over the speakers, and the contingent in the ring smiles
at him, as if to say they know something he doesn’t.
Troy: What the hell could Conroy be
talking about?!
Hosemann: I don’t know, Troy, but perhaps we’ll find out next week!
Troy: I hope so! Folks, we’ll be right back!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we
return, we see the former CEO of the company, Kerry Cox, stretching out in the
backstage area, with the commissioner of the PWA, Paul Ferrara, standing beside
him.
Cox: This is disgusting. I feel so damn
powerless.
Ferrara: I know, I know. But I mean, it could be worse. I know you just lost
the company, screwed out of it, more accurately, and now Bryan Conroy seems to
be just as off his damn rocker as he was when you had to step up and take it
away from him and August, but you can’t quit. That’s exactly what he wants you
to do. You realize that, right? He wants you, with your tail between your legs,
to come out and beg for your release.
Cox: You’re right. But you know what would really eat away at him? If I won this
Golden Ring tournament of his and took $500,000 of his money, as sort of a
trophy of my own.
Ferrara: You’re absolutely right about that.
Voice: Absolutely right, maybe, but it’s certainly not going to happen.
Cox and Ferrara look toward the door of the dressing room, and see a
grinning Bryan Conroy, Helen Summers, and Anthony Failla standing there.
Cox: What the hell are you doing here?
I’ve got a match, remember?
Conroy: Oh that’s precisely why I’m here, Kerry. I’m here to wish you a
heartfelt ‘good luck’ as you head into your match. You know, it really would
warm my soul to see you continue to do well in this tournament. I mean, it’s
only fair, right? You beat me on Friday to advance on in this tournament, and I
beat your ass the very next night to take the company back from you. To me,
everybody wins.
Ferrara: You know Bryan, I really don’t think this is necessary. You won. Fine.
You’re the boss again. But Kerry has worked very hard to get where he is in the
tournament right now, and he deserves the opportunity to try to win it fairly,
something you made sure he didn’t have on Saturday.
Conroy: Hmm. What do you think, Helen?
Helen: What do I think? I think he’s a fat, disgusting pig.
Conroy: No, I mean about what he just said.
Helen: Oh. Well, I think he’s an ingrate, and needs to be punished for it.
Conroy: Precisely what I was thinking. Paul, get your gear on. You’ve got a
match, and it’s next.
Ferrara: What?! Can you do that?!
Conroy: You know I can.
Ferrara: Well who the hell am I fighting?! You again?!
Conroy: I wouldn’t waste my time. Paul, you’re going to be taught a lesson. And
that lesson is to appreciate what you’ve got, because you never know when you
might lose it. So, tonight, next, you’re going to get in that ring, and you’re
going to defend your title of PWA commissioner. If you lose, you are fired as
commissioner, and I will appoint a new one at my leisure. If you win, well
then, you get to keep your job. Oh, and your opponent… is Anthony Failla. Oh
right, and Kerry Cox is banned from ringside. Sorry pal. Have a nice day.
Conroy, Summers, and Failla then exit, all amused at what just transpired.
Ferrara and Cox wear looks of anger and frustration as we take a commercial
break.
Troy: I don’t believe this! Conroy is
making Paul Ferrara defend his spot as PWA commissioner, and that’s coming up
next!
Hosemann: I don’t like this, Troy, but we don’t have any choice!
Troy: Scott, this Bryan Conroy era has not started off well at all! Paul
Ferrara’s career as commissioner is about to be defended, and we will be right
back! Stick with us, folks!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
As we
return, “Shoot Outs” by Jadakiss is blaring over the speakers, and Anthony
Failla is standing in the ring, alone, with a chuckle on his face as he awaits
his opposition. Moments later, the crowd’s boos turn to cheers as “Chubby Boy”
by Mannie Fresh overtakes the speakers and the PWA’s commissioner Paul Ferrara
emerges to put that very designation on the line. Ferrara starts down the aisle
looking very determined, as Failla positions himself to attack.
Troy: Alright Scott, my old buddy Paul
here is about to defend his status as commissioner of this company, but it’s
not right that he has even been put in this situation!
Hosemann: It isn’t, Troy, but it is what it is. This, I fear, will be the norm
with Conroy back in charge, but Paul seems ready willing and able to take this
challenge on.
Ferrara darts into the ring, and immediately takes it to Failla with hard
rights and lefts, prompting the bell to sound and this match to become
official!
* COMMISSIONER PAUL FERRARA VS. ANTHONY
FAILLA *
Referee: Jose Soares
Failla is staggered at first by Ferrara’s flurry, but seems to regain his
bearings as Ferrara whips him against the ropes. Ferrara puts his head down as
Failla returns, attempting to take him down with a hard back body drop, but
Failla sees it coming and counters with a vicious boot to Ferrara’s face,
taking him down violently! Failla then yanks Ferrara off the mat by his throat
with both hands, and proceeds to launch him across the ring, with little care
for where the commissioner may end up!
Troy: My God! Anthony Failla is
manhandling him in there!
Hosemann: I can’t say I’m all that surprised, Troy. Failla has returned to the
PWA revitalized and seemingly on a mission, and I don’t think, sadly, that Paul
Ferrara has much of a chance to stop him.
Ferrara is slow to his feet after the toss, but Failla is there waiting for
him, pouncing on him with a hard clothesline. Ferrara is taken quickly off his
feet, and Failla begins stomping on him with repeated boots to the gut and
chest. Ferrara crawls to the ropes and
grabs them, trying to pull himself to his feet. He does so, and Failla kicks
him violently in the right shin, sending Ferrara through intense pain, and
causing his leg to buckle. Like a shark smelling blood in the water, Failla
begins picking apart Ferrara’s injured leg, nailing it with repeated stomps and
ultimately locking him in a vicious figure-four leglock. Ferrara appears
dangerously close to submitting, but he is able to get to the ropes just before
the match was to be called, saving himself from certain defeat. The fans cheer
loudly at this, but Ferrara appears to be in intense pain.
Troy: Scott, Paul has managed to stay
alive by reaching the ropes, but how much does he have left here?! Anthony
Failla is picking him apart, and Ferrara looks to be in a bad way.
Hosemann: There’s certainly no arguing with that, Troy. Ferrara needs to pull
out something quick if he wants to have any chance of retaining his job as
commissioner here.
Failla, laughing, allows Ferrara to get back to a vertical base, only to
mockingly kick Ferrara’s leg out from under him again. From there, with Ferrara
very audibly screaming in anguish, Failla lifts him up, into gorilla press
position, heaves him into the air, and spikes him down with a vicious
spinebuster, completing his deadly finisher known as the Almighty Sacrifice!
Failla rests his pinkie finger on Ferrara’s chest as he cracks a grin. One,
two, three.
Troy: Dammit, no! Paul Ferrara has just
lost his job as commissioner of this company! This has been an absolutely
terrible 72 hour period in this company, folks! Bryan Conroy has snatched this
company back from Kerry Cox, and now, Conroy has arranged for Paul Ferrara to
be removed from his role as commissioner! This is just not right!
Hosemann: I wouldn’t talk now, Troy, it’s about to get worse!
Failla then rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, which disgusts
the crowd. Failla then brings the chair back into the ring and traps Ferrara’s
bad leg in it. Then, to the horror of
the Calgary crowd, Failla runs off the ropes, jumps up and crashes down onto
the chair with all his weight! Ferrara lets out a blood-curdling scream and
Kerry Cox darts down to ringside, but just a moment too late. Failla quickly
slides out of the ring and makes his escape, and Cox stands in the ring,
kneeling over his fallen friend as Failla laughs at them both. There is rage in
Kerry Cox’s eyes as “Shoot Outs” blares over the speakers, and Failla stares
back at Cox and Ferrara, wracked in intense pain, as EMTs dart down the aisle
to tend to the fallen now former commissioner.
Troy: This man is an animal, Scott! He’s
a goddamn animal! Paul Ferrara’s leg is probably broken in there!
Hosemann: And that’s precisely the way that Conroy and Helen Summers and Failla
want it. Ferrara is out of commission now, in both the literal and figurative
sense, and ALL control in this company now defaults to them. It is a sad time
around here.
Troy: Sad doesn’t quite describe it, Scott. We’ll be right back.
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: ANTHONY FAILLA
*
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from
commercial, we see Hollywood Mike Griffin, alone, out for a walk around the
dressing room. As he continues walking, he is stopped by his manager Justin
Schenck.
Schenck: Hollywood! What’s up? What’s
going on?
Griffin: I’m just taking a walk, Justin.
Schenck: Is it something one of us said? Something I said maybe? I was just
hanging out with the Legacy in the back and Infernus noticed you were gone. I
figured I’d go find you and see if maybe something was the matter before we
have an issue develop that can get out of hand.
Griffin: Well, I certainly appreciate the gesture. As for what might be
bothering me, there is indeed something that is irking me a little bit, for
sure.
Schenck: Well, let’s hear it.
Griffin: I heard you talking in the back about the possibility of establishing
an alliance with Bryan Conroy and trying to get on the owner’s good side, now
that it’s an opportunity to provide mutual support. We essentially have an army
we could provide the owner, in exchange for some preferential treatment. And
that sounds fine to me. But what about the PWA Championship? If I know Bryan
Conroy, he’s already made overtures to the PWA Champion about striking up some
sort of alliance. That’s just how he operates. So, if he aligns himself with
Jackie Baccaro, and we also align with him, where does that leave me? I’ll make
no bones about saying this, Justin. I want a shot at Baccaro and the PWA title,
and I want it as soon as possible. And Justin, quite frankly, as my manager,
you owe it to me to get me that shot.
Schenck: Say no more, Hollywood. If a title shot is what you want, a title shot
is what you’ll get. I’ll make this a two-pronged visit with Conroy and not only
get you a shot, but get us all in with the new regime and hopefully, provide
some added backup to you to help keep that title on you long term.
Griffin: Excellent.
Griffin and Schenck shake hands and exit in opposite directions as we take
a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from
break, “Opium of the People” by Slipknot blares onto the speakers, and GI Jew
emerges from the back to more than a smattering of boos from the capacity crowd
in Calgary. Jew doesn’t let any of the boos faze him as he grabs a microphone
and enters the ring.
Troy: Folks, for those of you who can’t
figure out why GI Jew is being booed out here tonight, it was three nights ago
at Animosity that caused it. Jew teamed with Scythe and Speed Demon to defeat
the Army of the Damned, but after the match, in the midst of the celebration,
GI Jew turned around and simply Gored the hell out of Scythe, for seemingly no
reason. The fans want to know why, and I think that’s what GI Jew is out here to
say.
Hosemann: Given the fact that he has a microphone and he is standing in that
ring, I’d say it’s a fairly safe bet.
Jew looks around at the Calgary fans and begins speaking.
Jew: You know, you people are incredible.
All of a sudden, you start booing me just because I nailed Scythe with a little
Gore at Animosity? So what? When all this started between Scythe and myself
months ago, you people were very quick to turn on him and cheer for me, not
because I was a good guy, because I did what I wanted to do. So, you went
through your period of disliking Scythe and then, for whatever reason, he’s the
golden child again that can do no wrong in your eyes. What changed from last
time? So, he’s back in your good graces, and suddenly, he’s teaming up with me?!
Army of the Damned or no Army of the Damned, Scythe needs to realize he has no
place on the same side of the mat as me. My problems with the Army were my own,
and I did what I did to get even with them, not because I felt bad in any way
about what they were doing to Scythe. So Scythe, just so we’re clear, I don’t
like you. I’ve never liked you, and I never will. I did what I did at Animosity
to make it clear to you that we have unfinished business, and quite frankly, I
don’t give a damn what any of you fans think about it.
A large segment of the audience begins booing fairly loudly, until “Be Just
Or Be Dead” by Daisuke Ishiwatari blares onto the speakers, and The Modern-Day
Samuari Scythe starts to the ring! The fans cheer loudly, and Scythe grabs a
microphone and enters the ring.
Scythe: You know, GI Jew, I would have
expected something like this from you. You are a man that has no honor. You are
a man that disrespects tradition, that disrespects authority, and that
disrespects these people. You are…
Jew: Save it, Scythe. You can spew your crap another time, I don’t want to hear
it. I did what I did at Animosity because you and all these people can kiss my
ass, and it’s time for me to kick your ass in this ring and show it to you
first hand.
Scythe: Oh really? You know, I told these people from the start that you were
the one that was not to be trusted, that you were the one that didn’t care
about them, and would subsequently let them down. I have never misled these
people. I told them the truth at all times, even when they didn’t exactly want
to hear it. And I am proud of that. I told them to beware of you, and that you
would sell them out at first opportunity, and you have proven me right. And GI
Jew, for that, for compromising my legacy to have to take a stand against you,
for betraying me after I had extended an olive branch in the hope of working
through our differences, I will make you pay.
Jew: Well then don’t sing it, punk. Bring it.
With that, Scythe and GI Jew go at it furiously in the ring, sending the
crowd into a frenzy! Scythe and Jew pound away on each other viciously, nailing
each other with vicious rights and lefts and refusing to relent! The two battle
their way out of the ring and onto the arena floor, where the battle continues
hard. Scythe clotheslines Jew over the steel barricade, and the two then take
their brawl into the crowd, where some fans start shouting at GI Jew. Then,
despicably, Jew shoves a fan to the ground, and kicks him in the back! And
then, Scythe comes at Jew with a kick, but Jew ducks under it, and Scythe
accidentally nails another fan with the kick, downing him! Scythe and Jew
continue their brawling, battling back over the barricade and back onto the
arena floor, but at that point, a team of security personnel storms down the
aisle to grab both of them. At the back of the security team is our owner,
Bryan Conroy.
Conroy: That’s enough! Do you have any
idea how much money you two have just cost me?! I can just see the lawsuits
now! Security, get these two out of my building right now! You two are out of
here! And let this be a lesson to ALL of you in the back! The next guys to
start brawling without my authorization tonight are getting suspended!
Conroy then leaves in a huff and security escorts both Scythe and GI Jew
out of the building. The two stare each other down hatefully as they are taken
away and we tak ea commercial break.
Troy: What intensity, Scott!
Hosemann: Troy, one of these days, some day soon, these two are going to get it
on, and when they do, it’s going to be hellacious.
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