THOMAS AND
SEGMENT
10: BACKSTAGE:
Back from commercial, we see Greg Tantalus conversing with his sister
Lauren in the backstage area.
Tantalus: I swear to God, Lauren,
Lauren: You’re right. That’s why I couldn’t stand being around him
anymore. The bottom line, Greg, is that
you’re family. I don’t even know where I
stand in this company anymore,
The two Tantalus’ turn around, surprised to see
Hollywood Mike Griffin standing behind them.
Greg Tantalus has a look of sheer anger on his face, while Lauren is
shocked and a little frightened.
Tantalus: Griffin, you’ve got ten
seconds to get out of here or, plain and simple, I’m gonna beat your ass.
Griffin: Nice try, Greg. But we all know you can’t manage that if you
tried. I came here to deliver a
message. Lauren, I’m sure you realize
that I have the power to have you fired from this company at any time I want. I hold your contract as my personal chef, and
I control your fate. But, I don’t want
you around anymore. In fact, my
associates Ari Greenstein and Jonathan Brett are down at one of the casinos
right now taking care of our little problem.
Lauren: What are you talking about?
With that,
Lauren: No, no. Don’t go after him.
Tantalus: We gotta stop him! We gotta make sure this sale doesn’t happen! He’s gonna ruin you! Let’s follow him to the casino, I’ll buy the
contract from him!
Lauren: Do you honestly think he’d sell
it to you, Greg? I need to follow him, I
need to go down to the casino, and I need to do it alone. If I’m going to be able to appeal to them, it’s
gonna have to be without you in my presence.
This is something I have to do on my own.
With that, Lauren Tantalus exits the dressing room, leaving her worried
brother behind.
SEGMENT 11:
JUMBOTRON:
The shot cuts to the main concourse of The Rio
hotel & casino, where the usual Mardi Gras style party is ensuing. A camera
crew is following The Iceman Jason Calysto, who weaves in and out of the crowd
until he finds a familiar face, one that belongs to Infernus.
Infernus: Jay! Jay!
Calysto: Don't you
speak another word to me you prick. As much as I enjoyed ripping your shoulder
out of the socket and running you out of town, I have no time for you tonight.
Infernus: Just hear me
out man.
Calysto: What is it?
Infernus: I know you're
here looking for Walter and Solomon, and they are here somewhere. But what you
don't know is that I'm looking for them too.
Calysto: What are you
talking about?
Infernus: After I lost
to you at Revival, they blackballed me and threw me out of the group. Solomon
lost that night too, but they took it all out on me and threw me out on my ass
and hung me out to dry. I'm here waiting on the very same opportunity you are.
When I see them, I'm taking them out.
Calysto: Touching. Well
good luck with that.
Calysto walks away from Infernus and heads into the casino area, where
he is quickly jumped from behind by Solomon! Gindin jumps into the fray, beads
swinging from his neck as he stomps away on The Iceman. Infernus makes a hole
through the crowd and clubs Solomon in the back, but he is knocked from behind
himself, by Anthony Failla!
Failla and Solomon lay waste to Calysto and Infernus, throwing both
repeatedly into the metal slot machines head-first. Gindin puts a quarter in
the slot and pulls the lever. After getting nothing in return, he kicks
Infernus hard in the rib cage.
Gindin: Now that that
is over, let's get back to business, gentlemen. We have a lot more to over.
Solomon and Failla both chuckle and walk away, leaving Calysto and
Infernus in a heap on the ground.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #6 --
SEGMENT
12: MATCH 4: THE OMEGA STEVE BEOVICH VS. DEXTER P.
WELLINGTON:
Referee: Tom Stevens
When White Zombie's "More Human Than Human" begins to play,
the crowd offers a decent set of cheers for “The Omega” Steve Beovich. He walks
down to the ring and steps inside, climbing on the turnbuckles to pose briefly.
Soon enough, Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro" overtakes Beovich's theme,
and the arrogant Dexter P. Wellington arrives to massive amounts of boos.
Winston loyally follows him, as usual, and they head to the ring without paying
attention to the crowd.
Beovich takes the fight right to him as the bell sounds to start the
match. As the pummeling progresses,
“Marriage of Figaro” plays once again and
is unsure of how to respond to the conclusion of the match and
Beovich's behavior.
WINNER
VIA PINFALL AT
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #7 --
SEGMENT
13: JUMBOTRON:
The camera takes us
inside the Bellagio Hotel and Casino, where we see Vulture and Jackie Baccaro standing
at a Roulette wheel. Vulture is playing,
and Baccaro is standing next to him, watching.
Vulture has another Black Russian to his left, a
Drink Lady: Would you like
anything, sir?
Vulture: Yes, another Black
Russian. And actually… you can
hand-deliver it to my room later tonight.
Here’s the key.
Drink Lady: Excuse me?
Vulture: (taking off his shades) Do you
know who I am? What you have just
received is an honor. So I suggest you
go fix yourself up a bit and meet me up there in an hour. If you play your cards right, I might buy you
something nice. Well… I guess if I play
MY cards right, that is. (turning back to the wheel) Now where were we? Ah yes.
Hey boss, how much do I have in chips there?
Dealer: Um, about five thousand dollars,
sir.
Vulture: Put it all on black 28.
Dealer: Are you sure?
Vulture: Just do it.
Baccaro: Are you nuts?
Vulture: Of course.
The roulette wheel
spins and after dramatically careening through, the ball stops… on black
28! The whole table erupts into cheers
and Vulture takes the Jesus Christ pose, soaking in the adulation of the fellow
gamblers.
Baccaro: (to the dealer, amazed) How much is the payout?
Dealer: Five grand at 35 to 1 odds… that’s
$175,000.
Baccaro grabs
Vulture’s Black Russian and downs it with one gulp as he looks on in awe at his
new manager and the reputation that he now must live up to.
SEGMENT
14: JUMBOTRON:
A camera is now set
in the casino area of Circus Circus, where Mike Grieco and Dee Licious are at
the blackjack table. Clowns of all shapes and sizes roam the midway as Grieco
sips a Tequila Sunrise and
Grieco: (Heavily slurred) Don't worry.......don't worry about that. Just help me win. Miss! Yeah Miss, I need another.
Grieco: As many as I want, the sun rises in Vegas baby!
The
waitress delivers another Tequila Sunrise as the dealer deals out the cards.
Grieco turns his card over, revealing a 10 of clubs and 5 of diamonds.
Grieco: 15. What should I do?
Grieco: Come on, tell me!
Grieco: Hit me! Hit me hard dealer!
The
dealer deals another card, which is a 7 of spades. The dealer says the number
22 and collects the pile of chips sitting in front of a stunned Mike Grieco.
Grieco: Oh come on! What the hell are you doing
Grieco: You told me to hit on 15 Stupid! (Grieco gets up from the table and turns his chair over violently as he begins to walk away.) Get the hell off me!
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK #8 --
SEGMENT
15: MATCH 5: SCYTHE VS. JON DULBERG:
Referee: Matt Hansen
"Not Falling" by Mudvayne hits, and the crowd immediately
begins to boo, but the jeers grow immensely once Jon Dulberg makes his entrance
alongside "Not That" Rodney King, Natasha Vydrina and "The Angel
of Death" himself, Vladimir Vydrina. The entire group is all smiles as
they join Dulberg in the ring, and the former International Champion quickly
hands King a microphone.
King: Alright, alright.
I know what you're all thinking. You think that we're supposed to be upset
because Jon Dulberg lost the International Title to Paul Dawkins at Salvation
right? Well I can tell you right now that that happening was nothing more than
a mere setback. A tiny bump in the road. Jon has a rematch clause in his
contract, and once he exercises it, the title will come right back to where it
belongs. But besides all that, tonight is a happy night. We all saw at
Salvation what this man, Vladimir Vydrina, is capable of. That washed-up chump
Evander Holyfield came all the way out there to get absolutely destroyed at the
hands of this man! He thought he was doing something noble, but as he always
does, he did something stupid. Holyfield is still in ICU. For those of you that
are slow, or simply drunk seeing as this is Vegas, that stands for Intensive
Care Unit. They can't even stuff his ass on a plane to get him back to
King: But that's not
all that happened to "The Real Deal". After decimating him, Vlad---
King's mic is cut once
Scythe climbs into the ring as the others clear out of it. He poses on
the turnbuckles and disrobes as Dulberg looks on. Scythe gets ready to go and
Dulberg climbs back into the ring as the bell sounds.
Both men circle the ring and lock up as Dulberg takes the quick lead
with a side headlock. Scythe shoves him off towards the ropes, but Dulberg
sends him down with a shoulder block. Scythe pops right back up and Dulberg
hits the ropes again. this time, Scythe drops down and Dulberg jumps over. He
returns, but Scythe goes over him with a leapfrog. Dulberg comes back a third
time, and Scythe takes him down with a deep armdrag!
Dulberg gets to his feet and Scythe tosses him into a corner before
lighting up his chest with a reverse knife-edge chop. Scythe nails another one
before whipping Dulberg into the other corner. Dulberg walks forward and Scythe
takes him down with a back body drop!
Scythe exits the ring to head up for a flying body press, but King
grabs him by the boot! Scythe tries to fight him off, but Dulberg has enough
time to club him in the back and send Scythe flying with a fallaway slam off
the turnbuckles! Dulberg hurries to make a cover and gets a one....two....but
Scythe kicks out!
Dulberg picks Scythe up and scoop slams him to the mat before going up
to the second rope and dropping an elbow across his chest. Dulberg covers for
another two count before deciding to go another route. He tries to tie Scythe
in The Seventh Inning Stretch, but it is countered with a rollup! Hansen counts
1----2-----and Dulberg barely escapes before three!
Dulberg keeps Scythe down with a stomp to the head before calling for
King to create a distraction. King knows his is already a walking distraction,
and wastes little time in jumping up onto the apron to bring Matt Hansen away
from the action.
Dulberg then orders
Scythe sees Vydrina still on the floor, so he acts quickly by dragging
Dulberg towards a corner. Wasting no motion at all, Scythe heads up to the top
rope and blasts Dulberg with the Diving Blade, right across the chest! Hansen
breaks away from King to get into position and count one.....two.....three!
"With You" hits again, and Vydrina slides back into the
ring to go after Scythe, but the victor slides out on the other side, laughing
at the quartet as Hansen raises his arm.
WINNER
VIA PINFALL AT
SEGMENT 16:
JUMBOTRON:
The camera then
quickly cuts back to the Bellagio Hotel and Casino, where Lauren Tantalus is
seen entering. She searches around,
asking if anyone has seen Mike Griffin.
Finally, she spots Ari Greenstein by a blackjack table. She runs over to him, grabs him by the shirt
and begins shaking him violently!
Lauren: Give me my contract! Give it to me! You’re not gonna sell me like a piece of
property!
Greenstein: Get your hands off of
me! Get your hands off of me! It’s too late!
Lauren then stops
shaking him and a look of fear overtakes her face.
Greenstein: That’s right. It’s too late. The sale was completed a few minutes
ago. Your contract is no longer owned by
Mike Griffin.
Lauren: Who does?
Voice from behind: We do.
Lauren Tantalus
knows that voice. She turns around
slowly, and her heart sinks, her face becoming ghost white. The two men standing behind her are none
other than her ex-boyfriend Vulture and his protégé Jackie Baccaro! Vulture sees Lauren’s reaction, of complete
numbness, and he puts his arm around her, smiling sadistically.
Vulture: Do you remember August 21st,
Lauren? I sure do. And you know what? Something tells me that you will too. Every day of your life. Enjoy the rest of your night, Lauren. We’ll see you bright and early next Tuesday.
Vulture then lets go
of her and begins laughing hysterically, Baccaro joining in on the
laughter. The two of them walk away as
the camera focuses on Lauren Tantalus, zooming in on her face as she begins to
cry and the camera fades to black.
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