Back from commercial, we see into Commissioner Ferrara’s office, where the
commissioner is conversing with PWA World Heavyweight Champion Jason Calysto.
Calysto: That’s all well and good, but then who WILL be challenging me?
Voice: Me.
The two turn around and find that the voice belongs
to “Da Playboi” Romeo.
Calysto: You?! I just beat you in the tournament!
Romeo: You beat me in the tournament on a rollup, Calysto. It was a fluke. When
I beat you on Frequency a few weeks back, it was because I punked your ass out.
You won’t put the title on the line against me at Requiem because you’re
scared.
Calysto: First of all, I’m not scared, and second, I never said I wouldn’t put
the title up against you, but I need you out of my hair for good after I beat
you again. And you shouldn’t get a title shot without earning it either.
Calysto: Sounds good to me.
Romeo: Fine by me too. Watch yourself, Calysto. You go down tonight, and then
you go down again at Requiem, when after 11 months, my belt comes home.
Romeo then exits the room and Calysto stares at him
intently as we take another break.
Hosemann: And it has major Requiem implications!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, “Simon Says” by Drain STH hits and
Victor Simon makes his way to the ring to a decent ovation, ready for his shot
at the Progressive Championship. As Simon prepares himself in the ring,
“Marriage of Figaro” by Mozart hits and the Progressive Champion Dexter P.
Wellington makes his way to the ring, accompanied by his butler Winston.
Hosemann: And now, he has to defend the Progressive Championship against a guy
we haven’t seen much of in the past two months since losing the title, but a
guy who has both beaten and lost this very belt to Wellington in Victor Simon.
* PWA
PROGRESSIVE CHAMPIONSHIP: DEXTER P.
Referee: Jose Soares
The bell sounds and Victor Simon immediately goes
after
Hosemann: That’s just what he needs,
Back in the ring, Simon charges
Hosemann: If he hits this, we’re going to have a new Progressive Champion!
However, as Simon climbs, Winston slides the
Progressive Championship belt into the ring to
Hosemann: Wait, look at this!
Suddenly, the fans cheer as John Wolfe storms down
the aisle, slides into the ring, and immediately takes the fight to
Hosemann: Suddenly, there is some controversy in the Progressive division!
* WINNER VIA
DISQUALIFICATION AND STILL PROGRESSIVE CHAMPION: DEXTER P. WELLINGTON *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
Back from break, we see the PWA International
Champion Showtime Damon Savage walking through the backstage area, widely
smiling. However, once he reaches his dressing room, the smile fades, as he
notices a scowling James Biamonte standing in front of it.
Showtime: What do you want?
Biamonte: You know what I want. You’re wearing it around your waist.
Showtime: So that’s what you came here for? To ask me for a title shot? Where’s
your ho? Doesn’t she usually do that?
Biamonte: She’s getting ready for that ridiculous bikini contest. And I don’t
need to ask you for a title shot. I’m telling you. I haven’t exercised my
rematch clause for the title yet, and I’m just letting you know that I’ve just
done that. It’s going to be you and me for the title April 8 at Requiem, and
Showtime, I don’t plan to lose.
Showtime: Funny. Neither do I.
The two stare each other down, until officials frantically run past them.
The camera follows the officials, and we find Scythe lying in a pool of his own
blood in the parking lot, with a laughing Bishop Cross, Loki, and Reaper being
restrained by security. Commissioner Ferrara is at the scene, yelling at the
Army.
Cross: What are you going to do about it, fat boy? Nothing!
Cross laughs maniacally as
EMT: Yes sir. Would you like to come for the ride?
EMT: Ok.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “Chubby Boy” by Mannie Fresh hits the
speakers and the fans begin cheering loudly for Commissioner Ferrara as he
makes his way to the ring, grabs a microphone, and enters.
Ferrara: Alright everybody, what just
happened backstage was a bit sobering, with Scythe being taken out by the Army
like that. We can all only hope that he isn’t seriously hurt and can bounce
right back from this. But, it’s time to move the show along, and we can’t
grieve forever, because it’s time for our bikini contest! So, let’s bring out
the contestants!
Ferrara: Alright ladies, disrobe!
The sexy music starts again and, one by one, the four ladies take their
robes off and model very sexy bikinis that leave the crowd oohing and aahing,
and
Hosemann: I… MY GOD! IT’S
Troy: Bryan Conroy, our former owner, was FIRED in August after losing the
company to Kerry Cox! He can’t be here!
Hosemann: Apparently security has the same idea!
Security rushes the ring, and Conroy quickly flees
the ring, escaping through the crowd. The fans are shocked, and
Hosemann: Who knows, Troy, but what I do know is that Calysto vs. Romeo is
next!
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return, “F*ckin in the Bushes” by Oasis
explodes onto the speakers, and the fans cheer thunderously as the new PWA
World Heavyweight Champion The Iceman Jason Calysto makes his first appearance
in front of the live television crowd with the belt, and the fans shower him
with cheers accordingly. However, Calysto gets only halfway down the ramp when
Romeo charges down the ramp behind him and clubs him down from behind! Amidst a
chorus of boos, Romeo then beats Calysto down the ramp and whips him hard into
the steel ring steps!
Troy: Oh c’mon, let him in the damn ring!
Hosemann: He’s looking for any advantage he can get,
Referee Tom Stevens scolds Romeo, and Romeo rolls
Calysto into the ring and follows him in as the bell sounds.
* NON-TITLE MATCH: PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION THE ICEMAN JASON CALYSTO VS. ROMEO *
Referee: Tom Stevens
Romeo continues his assault on Calysto once the match has officially
started, stomping away on him with hard, furious boots as the fans continue to
boo him loudly. Calysto is slow to his feet, struggling mightily, and Romeo
continues to do his best to keep Calysto down, nailing Calysto in the back and
midsection as he tries to get up. Once the Iceman does finally get up, Romeo
grabs him and sends him into the corner with a violent Irish whip, charging in
after him with a ferocious splash! Romeo then takes Calysto down with a
belly-to-belly suplex and covers… one, two, and Calysto kicks out.
Hosemann: It was,
Calysto gets up and Romeo grabs him, whipping him
against the ropes. As Calysto returns, Romeo nails him with a crunching
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Da Playboi then climbs up to the second rope and
nails him with a front elbow that resonates throughout the arena. Romeo covers…
one, two, and Calysto kicks out again. Romeo now lifts Calysto again and downs
him with a ferocious sidewalk slam that downs Calysto hard. Then, Romeo signals
for the end and locks on the Playboi Pinch!
Hosemann: It sure is,
Romeo cinches the move on as tightly as possible,
straining every ounce of his body to try to get Calysto to tap out. However,
the champion battles valiantly, refusing to give in. Just when it seems that
Calysto could be on the verge of defeat, the Iceman digs deep and is able to
make it to the ropes to break the hold!
Hosemann: That’s why he’s the champ and a Hall of Famer,
Romeo remains undaunted, stomping away on him. He
sends Calysto against the ropes, and destroys him with a powerslam as he
returns. From there, Romeo signals for the Dre Day powerbomb.
Romeo positions Calysto for the move and lifts him
for it, but Calysto slips out! Romeo turns around and swings a clothesline at
the Iceman, but Calysto ducks under it, hits the opposite ropes, and takes
Romeo down with a furious spinning heel kick on the rebound that energizes the
Hosemann: Romeo kicked out there, but the champion is on fire! He is signaling
for the Icebreaker!
Da Playboi gets up, and Calysto grabs him, looking
for the Icebreaker. However, Romeo slips out, spins Calysto around, boots him
in the stomach, and readies him for Dre Day! Romeo lifts him up with the move,
but Calysto counters out of it and, in mid air, drives Romeo down into the
Crossface! The fans, already standing, cheer thunderously as Romeo struggles
mightily in the hold. Romeo appears close to reaching the ropes, but Calysto
pulls a page out of the book from his match Saturday with Jackie Baccaro and
rolls through to the middle of the ring, cinching the hold on even tighter!
Romeo struggles valiantly to hang on, but soon realizes he is out of options
and, begrudgingly, taps out, eliciting a thunderous roar from the
Hosemann: Jason Calysto has done it! Romeo has tapped out, and Jason Calysto
has ended his feud with Romeo once and for it!
Hosemann: But who can,
The Australian fans cheer thunderously as “F*ckin
in the Bushes” blares throughout the
* WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: JASON CALYSTO *
-- END SHOW --
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