As we return from commercial, we see the PWA Tag Team Champions Paul Dawkins
and Renegade in the back, conversing with Liz Rush. As they talk, Army of the
Damned members Loki and Reaper walk up to them. Dawkins and Renegade are ready
for a right, but that doesn’t seem to be Loki and Reaper’s intent.
Loki: Settle down. We’re just here to
talk. Now, you two have meddled in Army business, and I can tell you
first-hand, it has not been appreciated by the boss.
Renegade: And why the hell should we care?
Reaper: We imagine you like your tag team championship, no?
Dawkins: Are you joking? Give it up, you two. You can’t beat us.
Loki: Who’s talking about us? Think back to Temptation. You two were both
pinned in separate matches, and by who? By Bishop Cross, and by Scythe. Just
imagine what would happen if you had to defend your titles against that deadly
combination.
Renegade: Is that a challenge? Are you making this happen?
Reaper: We’re not making anything. All we’re saying is… just imagine.
Reaper and Loki then exit, leaving the champions suspicious and wary as we
take another commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL BREAK --
Back from break, “F*ckin in the Bushes” by Oasis
explodes onto the speakers and the fans begin cheering thunderously as The
Iceman Jason Calysto makes his way to the ring. Calysto settles himself in the
ring, as the cheers of the Egyptian crowd refuse to subside. Finally, the
cheers are drowned out by boos as “Marriage of Figaro” by Mozart overtakes the
speakers and the Progressive Champion Dexter P. Wellington starts down the
aisle. Winston accompanies
* PWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
QUALIFYING MATCH: JASON CALYSTO VS. PWA PROGRESSIVE CHAMPION DEXTER P.
WELLINGTON *
Referee: Jose Soares
Wellington and Calysto circle each other at first, before locking up in the
center of the ring.
Hosemann: That is gonna cause some damage,
Hosemann: I don’t know Troy, this is pretty atypical.
Once on the top,
Hosemann: Ridiculous indeed, and now Jason Calysto is joining the tournament
pool!
The Progressive Champion clutches his arm in pain
as “F*ckin in the Bushes” explodes onto the speakers and Jason Calysto is
announced the winner. Calysto energizes the
* WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: JASON CALYSTO *
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return from break, we see Paul
Epton and John Wolfe talking in the backstage area. Their conversation comes to
an effective halt when Soaring Phoenix walks over. He and Wolfe nod at each
other.
Wolfe:
Phoenix: Good evening, Wolfe.
Wolfe: What can I help you with?
Wolfe: Well good luck to you. Maybe we’ll cross paths at some point.
Epton: What makes you think you deserve to go for the title?
Epton: What did you call me?! Listen, I’m tired of being disrespected around
here! I am just as good as both of you, and I’m going to show it!
Phoenix stares at Epton coldly before exiting as we
take a commercial break.
-- COMMERCIAL
BREAK --
As we return
from commercial, “And Then What” by Young Jeezy hits the speakers and Da
Playboi Romeo makes his way to the ring, looking extremely focused. Romeo steps
into the ring, and all of
Hosemann: This is unbelievable!
Solomon doesn’t waste much time heading to the
ring, stepping over the top rope, and immediately going after Romeo. As the two
begin slugging it out, the bell sounds.
* PWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT QUALIFYING MATCH: SOLOMON VS. ROMEO *
Referee: Tom Stevens
Solomon develops the advantage in the very early going, pounding Romeo to a
safe distance away. Solomon then whips Romeo against the ropes, looking for a
big boot, but Romeo ducks under it, hits the opposite ropes, and comes back
with a flying shoulderblock that knocks the big man off his feet. From there,
Romeo unleashes some furious stomps to Solomon’s midsection, looking to
incapacitate him. However, the stomps are only to keep Solomon down
momentarily, as he works his way back to his feet and shoves Romeo halfway
across the ring! Romeo then runs directly at Solomon, but Solomon blasts him
with a furious boot to the face that sends the crowd into a frenzy!
Hosemann: No it isn’t,
Solomon goes to grab Romeo, looking to expedite the
end of this match, but Romeo is there to unleash a huge low blow that the
referee fails to see! Solomon doubles over, but Romeo charges and downs him
with a big time bulldog! Romeo turns him over and goes for a cover… one, two,
and Solomon is able to get a shoulder up! Romeo then lifts Solomon up, whips
him against the ropes, and nails him with a huge sidewalk slam as he returns!
Romeo covers… one, two, and Solomon kicks out again! From there, Romeo adjusts
his bandana, signaling for Dre Day!
Hosemann:
Romeo positions Solomon and goes to lift him, but
Solomon blocks it and counters it into a big back body drop! Romeo is slow to
his feet, but when he does rise, Solomon lifts him over his head and slams him
down with a big gorilla press slam! From there, Solomon signals for the Deep
Freeze and the Covered Hall comes to his feet! Romeo is rising and Solomon is
about to lift him for the move, when Walter Gindin and Jonathan Brett come down
to ringside! Solomon sees them and tells them to leave, but Gindin and Brett
stand there, trash talking Solomon. However, Romeo gets up and cradles Solomon,
grabbing the tights! One, two, three!
Hosemann: This is bullshit! Gindin and Brett have just screwed Solomon!
Solomon pops back up, enraged, ready to destroy
Gindin and Brett. He starts to go after them, but Romeo spins him around and
pops him in the jaw! This gives Brett enough time to enter the ring and club
Solomon down from behind! Gindin then grabs a chair and enters the ring,
handing it to Brett. Romeo helps Brett tie Solomon up in the ropes and then has
the referee raise his hand in victory before exiting. Brett then grabs the
chair and smacks a helpless Solomon in the skull with it! Solomon still tries
to get free, so Brett nails him with another brutal, unprotected chair shot
that sickens the crowd. From there, “Quake 1” hits the speakers, and Brett and
Gindin celebrate their moral victory.
Hosemann:
Troy: Oh I would agree with you there, Scott. Folks, we’re out of time! We’ll
see you next week!
* WINNER VIA PINFALL: ROMEO *
-- END SHOW --
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DARK MATCHES:
1. Paul Wolfe d. The Alpha Greg Price with a chokeslam. (Referee: Jose
Soares)
2. PWA Women’s Champion Morgan Day & Dee Licious d. Keiko Ishida &
Jade. Morgan pinned Jade with the Daybreak. (Referee: Dan Martin)
3. James Biamonte d. Paul Epton with the Buzzkill. (Referee: Tom Stevens)